#leo’s ridiculous headcanons strike again
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broke: Jake English would have that alarm clock that when the alarm goes off, a target board will come up and you have a little laser gun. if you shoot the target, the alarm would go off.
woke: Jake has that same alarm, but he uses an actual pistol to shoot it. Jade created it and they’ve installed extra target boards, so it will automatically reset for the next morning.
bespoke: Jade and Jake have installed a system where every morning, a target board will descend from a randomly chosen point in their respective rooms/outside the window. the target board will sound out a blaring alarm until they’ve hit the bullseye. they’ve both gotten very good at shooting the targets with their eyes closed and promptly falling back asleep. it only works about 50% of the time, so they keep setting more alarms. they keep forgetting to tell visitors about this.
#tw: gun#homestuck#leo’s ridiculous headcanons strike again#jake english#jade harley#i’d say this is for a non-game au where the two of them live on the island together#thus they have free reign to create the most egregious inventions#it’s for science!!#and it doesn’t work:)
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