#stop that gay shit

[gyllenhaux]

mads mikklesen's crush on hugh dancy is the reason hannibal's obsession with will is so believable on screen

[meteor752]

Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…

Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?

[kalo-pop]

im going to throw up

[moonlightmagical]

h oly shit..,,, matilda drops?,,. im. lesbian ,,,

[d-1hater]

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

[gay-cripply-scientist]

I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out

[yellowistheraddest]

nami has them both wrapped around her fingers

[theartofmadeline]

wizard husbands go to the farmers market

[velnna]

Maybe they kissed ! Who knows

[gaybuckybarnesss]

RYAN REYNOLDS Deadpool (2016) Gag Reel

[gyllenhaux]

[knifearo]

ultimately when it comes to shipping and fandom space treatment of aspec characters i just don't accept "aro/ace people can still date/have sex" as an answer from nonaspecs. like yeah. mhm. okay. now i think we both know that you're not saying that out of real interest in the diversity of aspec experiences. so you can turn in your seventeen-page essay on why and how you plan to examine this character's aspec identity within the context of a romantic or sexual relationship complete with evidence from canon and peer reviews from multiple aspec people within the next week or i'm putting you in the pit from the edgar allen poe story

[dizzybizz]

lapdog yoko lapdog yoko lapdog yoko

[del-stars]

rosekiller have one of those dates where you paint each other except when evan's not looking barty cuts his palm and does it with his blood. evan meanwhile draws barty's face but no skin just the muscle layer and it's shockingly anatomically correct. they both think this is the most romantic thing in the world

[floertoer]

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.