#stolas goeita

[mx-sinixster]

If Blitzø is the swiftie, then that inherently means Stolas is the Chappell Roan fanboy out of the two.

This is true because I know Stolas personally and he told me so (and yes before u ask his favorite song is Kaleidoscope 🙂‍↕️ just a close second behind Casual…)

[rodeoblitz]

Blitz frowns, he knew he should feel lucky - but he also needed to hear why he was loved. He needed to hear what was good about him. Not hearing an answer to that, made him doubt things. Did Stolas even love him for him? Or did he just want anyone to love? He buries his face in his feathers, staying silent. His paranoid mind going on overdrive again.

Stolas was outside of the palace, pacing back and forth. Blitz had been reaching out to him for weeks trying to get together to talk about what happened on the full moon. He was very apprehensive about it because his heart was still hurt from the Imp’s words the last time they saw each other. He was hurt that the imp thought so low of him. But after talking with Asmodeus, he agreed to have Blitz come over. After all, Asmodeus was in a similar situation, but the son and Fizzarolli were on MUCH better terms than him and Blitz.

@stolasgoeita

Blitz was hurt too. He couldn't believe Stolas would just throw him out after he had just wanted to keep talking about the situation.

Yeah, he was a little harsh with his words, but he was right. There was a huge power imbalance - and to have Stolas just drop that on him and then ditch him? Messed up.

They had to fix this though. Blitz really loved Stolas. He just hated himself so much, was afraid of getting hurt again...but he wanted to be with him, if he would accept him, flaws and all.

Blitz drove up to the palace, they were finally going to talk it out. He took a deep breath before stepping out, he had to keep control of his emotional reactions for this to work out...hopefully Stolas would actually listen this time.

"Hey..." He says awkwardly, not knowing how to begin this. "Let me just start this off with, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh with my words. Even if they were true, the insults didn't need to be there, I was just thinking of other royals...they aren't you. And I'm fucking sorry."

[timkontheunsure]

Blitz showing his undieing love to Stolas by not drooling over these two

[ambrial-blog]

Chaz: Brags about knocking up the Boss imp. Striker Bossco: I sure would like a word with you, your about a hair's breath away from becoming a side dish on a plate of Sushi. Striker Readus: Let me through, I'm going to skin him like a hell pig for what he did to Blitz. Chaz: Oh Crap! Help! Help! Moxxie! I knocked up your boss and now these two crazed fuckers are after me! Moxxie: I'm kind of busy Chaz with a client. Stolas: What does that silly creature mean when he said he knocked up my impish little one. Where is Blitzy! I demand to see him little critter. Stolas: I never thought that I'd be siding with you. Stolas quirps. Quickly he is getting away- and has anybody seen my Blitzy! perhaps he could clear this up?. Striker Bossco: Its only happening this one time feathers! one time I will allow this unholly union. cause I desperatly want to skin myself a shark. But mark my words blueblood, I'll be eating Goeita for Thanksgiving. Stolas: I would like to see you try, you couldn't even silence me back at you little run down-shack- of a getaway.... Stolas: big talk for a wittle man, with a dick complex. I bet you can't even get it up. Striker Bossco: Once I get your pretty reds, you'll stop talkin. Stolas's feathers ruffle. "We are here for Blitzy's honor. so lets focus little imp. Striker readus ignores the ruckas and chatter burning a trail through hell. there was a coldness in his eyes. He pulls out his revolver and rides tipping his body off to the side he aims the muzzle straight at Chaz's head. Blitz Buckzo: are they gone Mox?" Moxxie: what the hell sir! where did you come from?. Moxxie: Why is everyone chasing Chaz? Moxxie; where you sleeping without any pants on again sir?. Blitzo Buckzo: smiles sheepishly. Moxxie Sir! Sir explain what happened?. wait no, I don't want to know-- Wait! yes I do?. Blitz Buckzo : if Chaz ever makes it back alive, he has lost visitation rights.

[hellsmayflower]

"That he lies and tempts and that he is of pure evil around the goodness that involves in the love of God and such."

*Mayleene explained watching him.* "I'm not too religious except from when I was forced to be when I stayed with some fanatics for awhile. Went to church often."

*Mayleene finds herself to feel weak and passed out in the middle of who the fuck knows where while she was trying to get back to the hotel if not to dodging at what most she can in her sinner like disguise with her bat in her arms until she doesn't feel like she can fight against them anymore as she panted from where the fuck she was that looked...suspiciously like leafy like green as she slowly just closes her eyes and lean back against the wall while holding on tightly to the bat incase there was anyone to assault her.*

Stolas was notified by one of his guards that there was a sinner leaning up again the palace wall. So he went out to check and see if she needed help. “Hello. Are you lost?” He could tell that she was confused and she had a weapon so he kept his distance.

[spopsalt]

Ik Rick and BoJack are random but I wanted to add on some well written characters :)

context for the character and list of some of their crimes under the cut!

Catra Applesauce Meow Meow

Definitely my most controversial pick for this list! Catra was an abused child soldier and abused her sister Adora, she was redeemed buttt her arc wasn't really...good. Her crimes: War crimes Abuse of power Corruption Reckless endangerment Psychological abuse Assault Terrorism Attempted regicide Attempted mass murder Attempted world domination Attempted cataclysm Conspiracy Mass destruction Abduction & kidnapping Unlawful imprisonment Brainwashing Theft Torture Treason Usurpation Coercion Stalking Mutilation Aiding and abetting Illegal use of weapons Espionage Crimes against peace Crimes against Etheria Altering reality (unintentional)

Next up my personal least favorite out of this list, Stolas!

Awww poor guy, forcing someone into having sex with you with holding what they need for their job over their head, his crimes took me a bit longer considering he's considered just a poor guy buttt here's a list I thought of from the top of my head: Child Neglect, Abuse of power (unsure if that's a crime) harrasment, r*pe

Next up Bojack the Horseman, Bojack the horse don't act like you don't know!

One of the more sympathetic ones, he's still an asshole but he does try to change and he is well written. He's egotistical and has a huge ego, we do get a positive implied outcome in the series finale, but it's still unclear. Here's a list of his crimes: Murder via inaction Assault Attempted murder Theft Drugging Breaking and entering Harassment Stalking Drug dealing and possession Driving under the influence Supplying alcohol to minors Corruption Sabotage Fraud Identity theft Trespassing Child endangerment Bullying Destruction of property Arson Sexual misconduct with a minor Psychological abuse

Next up my favorite, but still an awful person, Rick Sanchez!

Again, he's one of the more sympathetic ones given his past, and he is actively trying to change and does really love his grandson,the rest of his family and friends even sacrificing himself for his grandson but he is still a horrible person with a longgg list of crimes, also disclaimer ripped most of these from the villains wiki so if any info is missing or inaccurate that's why. List of crimes: Unethical experimentation Negligence Mass murder Mass genocide Mass enslavement Mass torture Mass mundicide Mass property damage Mass manslaughter Mass theoricideMass omnicide (heavily implied)Terrorism Treason Theft Trespassing Death threats Hijacking Assault and battery Psychological abuse Human trafficking Vandalism Regicide Arson Deicide Piracy Possession Hacking Kidnapping Blackmail Con artistry Drug dealing Mutilation Brainwashing Smuggling Corruption Defilement Heresy Vigilantism False imprisonment Jailbreak Sabotage Incrimination Reckless endangerment Indecent exposure Impersonation Cannibalism Aiding and abetting Disturbing the peace Child abuse Substance abuse Abuse of power Burglary War crimes Animal cruelty Forced transmutations Corpse desecrations Grand theft DUI Pollution Attempted infanticideIllicit dealings Weapons dealing Graverobbery Usurpation Public intoxication Child endangerment Evading arrest Perjury Illegal weapons development

[vivid-bluez]

Helluva Boss' Worldbuilding is Awful

This is going to be a different post than what I normally post. It will be a bit more negative than how I normally word things but I want to get my thoughts out there since it's something I've been hyper fixating on for awhile.

Helluva Boss is a web series on YouTube currently in its 2nd season created by Vivienne Medrano, it serves as a spin-off of her other creative property Hazbin Hotel which was recently picked up by A24 and will air its first season on Prime next month. I wanted to discuss the worldbuilding of Helluva Boss, how and why I think it doesn't work, and why that hurts it's storytelling. This essay isn't meant to be only dunking on Viv or people who still love the show, I'm not writing this to be mean. I'm writing this because I do have a soft spot for these shows, Helluva Boss S1 is a comfort show to me and Hazbin was my first foyer into indie animation. I respect Medrano for what she was able to accomplish with her shows and I write this as my own form of a love letter to the show that I want so badly to improve and be the best it can be.

The Hierarchy

Both Hazbin and Helluva take place in the same universe and are set in the same location, Hell. Hell is a concept that's been around for a long time and has had several stories written about it, it has multiple different interpretations and depictions throughout the years. Medrano's version of Hell seems to be based on Dante's Inferno version of Hell, a story that depicts Hell as having multiple layers with the sins being condensed to their own rings. Medrano's version only has 7 rings as opposed to Dante's 9 rings, one ring for each of the 7 deadly sins.

Medrano's Hell is depicted as a hierarchical society with very strict rules that those within the hierarchy must obey. Those at the bottom of the hierarchy are treated like garbage by those above them, with very little one can do to transcend the position they were born into. Furthermore, dating someone underneath you in the hierarchy, especially if you're higher on it like in the Ars Goeita, is seen as disgraceful and disgusting. The hierarchy is depicted below:

This hierarchy, as confirmed by Medrano in an interview and further established in Helluva, is the official ranking of the denizens of Hell. It seems fine until you realize that the Sinners, former humans who sinned in life and got themselves into Hell, are above all of the Hellborn in status. The reason it doesn't really make sense is because Hell is meant to be a place where sinners are tortured for eternity for their sins, with the Hellborn usually being the ones doing the torturing. So why are they above the Hellborn? Why do mortal souls outrank those of actual demons? We're never given an answer for this, it's really odd.

My other problem with the hierarchy is that its established rules are often broken and bent when the writers feel like it. The most prominent example is when it comes to Higher Demons having relationships with Lower Demons. In the first season; Blitz, an Imp, someone at the bottom of the hierarchy, and Stolas, a member of the Ars Goeita and a Prince, being in a sexual relationship with each other is seen as disgusting and shocking by those around them.

When Stella is calling Stolas out for cheating on her she seems more upset that it was with an imp, with most of her insults being based around that.

"Do you want to fuck this one (referring to their imp butler) too?!" - Stella (S1E2 LooLoo Land) "Fucking IMP SUCKER!" - Stella (S2E4 Western Energy)

When Stolas and Blitz are called out in Ozzie's for their relationship, the characters don't seem to point out that he's cheating but again, who he's cheating with.

"ARE YOU SLEEPIN' WITH AN IMP?!" - Wally Wackford (S1E7 Ozzie's) "Whew! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall." - Asmodeus (S1E7 Ozzie's)

All of these moments make it clear that having a relationship with someone outside of your social class, especially those at the literal bottom of the barrel, is frowned upon heavily in Hell's society.

So why are Ozzie and Fizz, and also Bee and Tex, able to be so public about their relationships and nobody cares?

Tex, a hellhound on the same level of status as the imps arguably even lower, is dating Beezlebub, a Deadly Sin and queen of the Gluttony Ring. They don't hide their relationship at all, with Tex introducing her as his girlfriend at a public event and Bee acting very lovey-dovey to him in public. Shouldn't there be a scandal about this? The class difference is arguably more than Blitz and Stolas, with Stolas only being a demon Prince, Bee is a Queen and she's dating someone whom most of Hell considers to be little more than actual pets. No one looks at them weird or even makes a comment about it?

Fizz and Ozzie are in the same boat, a deadly sin, the King of Lust is dating an imp. They at least somewhat point this out in the universe (Newspaper articles of Ozzie being a hypocrite and characters calling their relationship the worst-kept secret in Hell) but they don't get nearly the same amount of venom and societal ridicule that Stolas and Blitz got. When Asmodeus confirms in front of an entire crowd of Hellborns at Mammon's Clown Pageant in S2E7 MAMON'S MAGNIFICENT MIDSEASON SPECIAL, the crowd is... extremely accepting of it. With all of them cheering for Fizz and Ozzie and Mammon seemingly being the odd one out when it comes to ridiculing them for their supposedly forbidden love.

So what's the deal? Are higher demons and lower demons forbidden from dating each other or not? Because of how the show is written, it seems like it's only a problem when it's Stolas and Blitz. It's one example but still a glaring inconsistency in the worldbuilding that leaves several fans confused.

Hell not feeling like Hell

So outside of the hierarchy posing its own issues the actual setting also poses its own issues. A common criticism I've seen of Helluva and Hazbin is that Hell is just "Earth but red" and I'd have to agree with that honestly. You could replace the setting of Helluva as a group of assassins running a business in a major city like Los Angeles and change Stolas to being just a shady rich corporate backer and very little about the plot would change.

I'll just rapid fire some things that Hell has that make no sense in a place that's supposed to be evil, lawless, and a place of eternal suffering:

Fire Fighters

Hospitals that even lower classes can use.

Jails and Cops?? (What the fuck)

A fucking priest, officiating a wedding with a bible which implies there's a Hell Christianity?

Weddings and marriages that seem identical to Earth ones or Christian marriages (wouldn't Hell hate marriages for how they're tied to religion and God?)

Fucking Courts.

If these were one-off gags or something mentioned only once, I could let it slide. (Like Millie and Moxxie being married or Stolas and Stella getting a divorce) but when you drag out these plot points or repeatedly show things that make your world just feel like Earth but with a new coat of paint on it, It begins to feel like your world is just Earth but with a new coat of paint on it.

The worldbuilding in Helluva Boss feels like the worldbuilding in Cars where it just leaves more questions than it answers. (Why are sidewalks a thing in a world of sentient cars? They show an American flag so does that mean that the Car Civil War happened? THE POPE IS HERE IS THERE A CAR JESUS THAT DIED ON THE CAR CROSS FOR OUR CAR SINS??)

What is Demonic Law?

In Helluva Boss, the business the characters run is stated by multiple characters to be illegal. There are demons permitted to access the human world and imps are not one of them, making their business illegal. I.M.P's use of Stolas' grimoire is illegal it is not meant to be lent out to anyone, especially not to imps, Stolas even says so himself in S1E5 Harvest Moon. Stolas later affirms that the Imps need to be careful because if they get caught it could land all of them in trouble in S1E6 Truth Seekers:

"How the fuck did you get caught!? Were you not being careful? If you get in trouble I get in trouble!" - Stolas (S1E6 Truth Seekers)

So what's the deal with Stolas in S2E6 waltzing up to a DEADLY SIN and basically admitting that Blitz's running an ILLEGAL BUSINESS AND HE'S AN ACOMPLIS TO IT?? Asmodeus just... doesn't care that this demon prince just admitted to breaking demon law? Also, Blitz can advertise his business without worry that it could bite him in the ass, no one else at I.M.P. is concerned that they're running an illegal business that could land all of them in hot water? No one questions why a bunch of imps have access to the living world even though they're not supposed to?

Another thing they set up is Human Disguises, in S1E3 where Loona calls them out for going to the human world without using human disguises, making a big deal out of it. Whenever Loona goes to the human world she wears a human disguise as well as Verosika, her squad, and Stolas in S2E2.

"A human called me a possum! I am NOT a possum!" - Moxxie (S1E3 Spring Broken)

The human disguise rule is so inconsistent, why do Loona and Stolas wear theirs in Seeing Stars when Octavia is wandering around without one and the most people do is give her weird looks. The imps run around fine without them and no one cares or can see through their bad disguises The humans in the Hellverse are too stupid to notice the literal demons so why even bring up disguises at all? Why have human disguises be apart of Demon Law if it doesn't matter?

Demons being ...Nice?

A common response to criticism of this show is usually "It's Hell.". While I've already gone over why it sure don't feel like it but what's weirder still is yes, it's hell. Why are some people so fucking nice?

Moxxie doesn't want to kill an innocent mother and seems pretty soft, Millie and Moxxie are incredibly loving and caring to each other, when Blitz is younger, he has qualms against stealing, then we've got Beezlebub and Asmodeus who, by all accounts, are just nice people.

Bee becomes concerned for Blitz when he begins binge drinking (Aka, engaging in her sin) at one of her parties and Asmodeus has an entire speech about why consent matters and how lust shouldn't be forced. I'm not advocating for Ozzie to be a rapist or for Bee to be a one dimensional bitch but, it really doesn't make sense for the literal embodiments of sins to be so nice.

On that same note, there are villians in this show that we're mostly supposed to hate because they're.. mean?

Glitz and Glam, we hate them because they're hyper-competitive and mean to Fizz, but they're demons? Shouldn't we expect them to be mean? Stella is an abusive screaming harpy and awful to Stolas and we hate her for it, but she's a demon princess? Shouldn't that behavior be normal in Hell?

Certain demons being nice is fine, and it can give them depth, but when every 'good guy' is nice and chill and only the evil or villainousxczxc characters are cartoonishly evil it starts to become apparent that it's writer's bias.

Conclusion

While this isn't all of the worldbuilding issues that exist within Medrano's Hellverse, it's the big ones that I have the most problems with. For a show that's supposed to be made as a way to further build upon the world of Hell, Helluva does a very poor job at that and at points is even detrimental to Hazbin.

What I mean is, if Charlie needs a backer to the hotel, why doesn't she ask Ozzie or Bee? They seem like they'd be down for it since they're surprisingly anti-sin. Charlie no longer feels special because she isn't the only nice demon, she isn't the odd one out anymore since a lot of Hell's leaders also seem to be pretty chill and nice.

Again, this isn't a rant or something that I made to dunk on these shows, I love both of them still and I want them to be better. For Hazbin and Helluva to live up to their potential and be the best they can be, no work is above being critiqued, it comes with the territory and I wish more of the fandom was normal about someone having negative feelings towards parts of the show's writing and to stop putting good faith and bad faith criticism in the same boot and backing that shit into the Hudson.

[theinfernalsanctuary]

Prince Stolas:

Names:

Stolas

Stomas

More often than not the use of other names for deities and demons are regional, almost like using a different pronunciation. The name that I am using for their introduction and title is the one used in the Ars Goeita.

Legions Commanded: 26

If we do the math, that's anywhere between 78,000 and 156,000 individual devils.

Favored Summoning Elements

Blue Candles

Flaxseed

Patchouli Incense

Soil

Copper

These are all items that can be used for summonings, offerings, or other rituals. This is more than likely not all of the things you can use, use common sense and don’t stress yourself out over not being able to afford something.

Gifts:

Teaching Astronomy and Science

Teaching Scrying and Star Reading

Teaching Herbalism and Occult Arts

Amplifying Magical Practices

Offering Secrets of Gods and Devils

Once again, probably not the whole list, but this is what we know for sure.

Stolas is widely known as an honest devil with a highly astute nature. All of his blessings regard the secrets of the void, and the disciple that wishes for the fruits of omniscient knowledge will find all of that and more in Stolas’ presence. If you spend ANY length of time in Stolas' presence you will be better for it, finding yourself wiser as a result. Stolas is a bottomless well of knowledge and isn’t one to gatekeep it.

Ave Satanas!

[fizzie-froggie-lustful-ozzie]

“Hiya folks!” “Hello everyone!” “Welcome to our account!” “I am the one and only Fizzarolli.” “And I am Asmodeus, the King of Lust.” “We are very excited to chat with everyone and answer all of your questions.” “Feel free to ask Fizz, myself, or both of us anything!” “We look forward to chatting with you all soon!”

Circle of Role Players:

@barbie-on-a-wire- Barbie, Blitzø’s Sis and Fizz’ Friend.

@rodeoblitz- Blitz, Fizz’ Best Friend.

@stolasgoeita -Prince Stolas, Goeita Prince and Blitz’ love interest.

@mammon-money-maker- Mammon, Greed Sin.

@moxxies-wife- Millie, Moxxie’s Wife and Blitz’ Coworker.

@angsty-hound/@hellhound-loony - Loona, Blitz’ Daughter.

@helluvaoutlaw-Striker, Scary Cowboy.

@popstarverosikamayday- Verosika, Popstar.

@the-bee-queen- Bee, Queen of Gluttony.

@tex-the-hellhound -Tex, Bee’s Boyfriend.

@siempreminta-Dove and Freya, Friends.

@zestialmordetheoverlord-Zestial, Overlord.

@demonicneapolitan-Sarvente, Friend.

@enigmaincrimson-Aveline, Friend.

Other account:

@stolasgoeita- Prince Stolas roleplay/ask account

Shipping:

STRICTLY FIZZAROZZIE ONLY! No exceptions.

Rules (I really don’t have a lot of them. I’m pretty chill):

-NO GOD MODDING. I WILL NOT RESPOND.

-I’m role play friendly.

-I’m 26 years old.

-No spamming please. I always respond when I have chance.

-There will be NSFW language and themes.

-I’m okay with private message role plays as well.

-I’m okay with NSFW role play. If you’re a minor, do not interact with NSFW posts.

-OCs friendly.

-Below is color coated information so know who is talking when.

-I will use parentheses when speaking out of character.

-Let’s have fun!

Color Coding:

Ozzie will be Blue.

Fizz will be Green.

Both will be Purple.

[cibeeorsomeshit]

Day Seven: Sun Moon Stars/Magic (Ao3)

Your sort-of boyfriend was going to do his full moon magic shit and he didn’t sound very enthusiastic about it. So you said you would be there to take care of him when he was done. And so you did.

There was a craze in Stolas’ eyes he wasn’t used to during the first time he was allowed — maybe more precisely, allowed himself — to see what Stolas actually needed the book on the full moon for. Blitzø thought it would be like Stolas’ usual works, looking through the giant telescope, mumbling to himself and taking notes. Grinding herbs into paste and straining them through oil, putting this one in glass tubes and that one in brass jars or another one in cast iron pots, before sending them off to different royals for who knew what. Blitzø joked about Stolas being a witch, and Stolas gleefully conjured an accurate witch hat and a not so accurate slutty witch outfit. That was fun and all, but seeing Stolas during his full moon duty made it extremely clear how instead of the witch, Stolas was the kind of demon that witches worshiped for. 

Blitzø never stayed past the set up stage. He never had reasons to. The whole thing took hours at an unholy time and Blitzø wasn’t about to drive his ass home himself when he was dead tired. Now, though, he could slip into Stolas’ bed without feeling like he was a discarded dildo, he could stay as long as he wanted. 

Stolas was hesitant, and told Blitzø not to push himself, please don’t feel like he needed to stay.

“I won’t disturb your weird ritual, don’t worry.” Blitzø curled up on the small (for Goeita’s standard) settee up against the cold stonewall of the astronomy tower. Stolas stood under the oculus that saw the night sky, waiting for the moon to reach the top. 

Stolas raised an eyebrow. “I didn’t think you would.”

“So what’s the deal?”

“I just think you might be more comfortable in our bed, that’s all.”

Our bed. It was a wonder Blitzø didn’t die on the spot with how hard his heart jumped at that. It had been three weeks since it became their bed. Just like the balcony was their spot, and Silkworm was their horse.

“Whatever, I want to be here,” Blitzø said. “I said I was gonna take you back to bed after you're done so I’m gonna.”

Stolas did not mention how rough Blitzø’s voice sounded, but he did walk over to kiss Blitzø’s horns, and then his lips, because they couldn't help it.

“It’s almost time.” Stolas said when they parted. No shit, Blitzø didn’t say, the tinge of mania in Stolas’ eyes and the red glow to his talons said it all. 

“Go do your thing.” Blitzø waved him away like someone would a child refusing school. Stolas seemed to find it amusing, and Blitzø quickly realized why he was gently warned he could leave if he wanted to.

The chalk-written runes and sigils beneath Stolas glowed from the moonlight shining in through the oculus. The grimoire unraveled itself, pages split from the spin with sickening tearing noise, rearranging themselves around Stolas as though he was the eye in a storm. 

Weird, but who was weirded out by these shits anymore? Certainly not Blitzø. No, what made him realize he might be out of his element was when he had to check if his head was still attached to his body, then also checking if his hands were still attached to his arms, because he felt like he was coming apart at the seams too, and he was seeing Stolas from everywhere, the front, the back the sides. A droning silence enveloped the tower. A pulsating void that messed with Blitzø’s brain in the way he would never admit to Stolas later that yeah, he probably should have just fucking gone to bed.

“Satan’s rotting anus,” Blitzø said out loud and yet somehow no noise hit the air even though he could feel his throat muscles move. He burrowed underneath the settee cushions and thought really hard  about the fat joint he was going to need after all of this.

He didn’t know how long it lasted, but he did know the exact moment it ended. Sounds that normally Blitzø never registered (the faint buzzing of city lights, airflow going in and out of gaps in the wall, his own breathing) was all at once alarmingly present. But there was only one sound he cared about: the clicks of talons finally resting on the stone floor, and the slump of a hollow-boned body. 

Blitzø disentangled himself from the cushions and was at Stolas’ side in a second. The whole reason Blitzø insisted on staying was because of this. Because weeks ago Stolas made a throwaway remark about how “dreadful” he always felt after the ritual. “Dreadful” was Stolas-speak for “fucking shit out of whack,” so sue him if Blitzø was feeling too tenderhearted after sleeping without nightmares for weeks straight, and just couldn’t stand the thought of Stolas alone and miserable. 

And Stolas did look miserable, laying there like he wanted to rot into the ground. At least he wasn’t alone. 

“Hey,” Blitzø called. Moving Stolas now would probably cause him to throw up, so their bed would have to wait. Instead he gently placed Stolas’ head on his knees, claws running through head feathers that still crackled with electricity. “Hey, pretty bird.”

Stolas mumbled at the pet name, one in four eyes blinking open slightly. “You’re here.” 

“I said I was gonna stay.”

“I thought it might be too uncomfortable for you.” Stolas was slurring his words like how Blitzø texted.

“You saying I’m weak or some shit?”

Stolas chuckled. “No. Though I suppose I should have known better.” 

“Damn right you should.”

Stolas finally managed to peel open all his eyes, and they immediately focused on Blitzø. The mania was still there, faintly, but pushed to the side by the L-word Stolas somehow knew how to say through gazes alone. 

“It’s so easy.” Stolas said, apropos of nothing.

“What?”

“This has never been easy for me.” Stolas continued. He turned and snuggled into Blitzø’s stomach. “But you’re here, and suddenly it’s easy. Even — fulfilling, like being rewarded after a job well done.”

Blitzø’s movement nearly halted at that. He never made something easy for someone. He never was a reward for a tired lover. If he was scared of love before, he had no idea how much more terrible it would feel to be scared of losing it. 

It was a good feeling. 

Blitzø gathered Stolas in his arms, tucking all of him in like they were already in bed, like how Stolas tucked him in when Blitzø showed up all those full moons ago and slept in what was now their bed for the first time without sex. It was his turn now.

“Let me take you to bed.” Blitzø said. 

And Stolas knew, Blitzø was really saying the L-word.

(Day Five&Six) ←

[mx-sinixster]

There’s going to be a new helluva boss episode today (happy halloween <3) and I’m so 👀 Curious to see how Blitzø is adjusting to the Asmodean crystal. I just. Idk, I love the idea of Blitzø drowning himself in his work to avoid thinking about Stolas. I mean, this entire time, he was so convinced that Stolas was only interested in having sex, and now he has to work everyday with a crystallized reminder of how badly his situation-ship ended? All because he couldn’t fathom how a PRINCE could ever love HIM??

Like — of course Blitzø pushed Stolas away — why would he allow himself to get attached to somebody who’s so above him?; to somebody who only saw him as a plaything? He genuinely thought Stolas’ love confession was some kind roleplay - like there’s no way in hell someone Like That would actually want to be with Blitzø. like what. noo. ur joking

But now that Blitzø knows it wasn’t some weird foreplay thing and that Stolas is actually in love with him, he cant physically be with him because he lashed out and fucked everything up. as usual. like don’t u think that would make u a little bit crazy

Idk. idk. It’s just - the thought of Blitzø not being able to get Stolas out of his head and working himself to death so that Blitzø won’t have time to think about him. And maybe part of the reason is also because he doesn't want to admit he loves Stolas, too.

But, then, he's staring at the asmodean crystal longingly, constantly, unsure if he even deserves it in the first place. It’s almost like he’s wishing for things to be different. Or for him to be different.

Also, I cannot stop thinking about Stolas having to abdicate himself from his role as a Goeitan prince so he can be with Blitzø. Imagine all of the public scrutiny; the family drama; the shame it’ll bring to the Ars Goeita, to Paimon.

It’s not like Stolas can just leave. There’s legality, and on top of that, he has to make a formal declaration, so I'm sure it'll get ugly - how can it not? Stella was more upset that Stolas slept with an imp rather than the affair itself, referring to his behavior as "low class", so I imagine she wont be too happy if/when Stolas and Blitzø's relationship becomes public knowledge, along with their affair. idk if i even want to know what daddy Paimon would have to say about their relationship.

Also. I feel like Andrealphus would have something to say about how Stolas embarrassed his sister in front of her friends- if not that, then about how unfathomable it is for Stolas to even consider abdication just for some imp. Which would also explain these bits from the s2 trailer:

gif credit: @angelshizuka

Aaugh, I just - I’m obsessed with the idea of Blitzø finally realizing the extant of his feelings for Stolas and how he’s willing to do anything to get him back, and Stolas being willing to sacrifice everything he’s ever known just to be with this stupid dork. 🥹

GOD they’re so in love i can’t. i need them to kiss and makeup already 😭

[xxbrightshadowxx]

So I just recently watched the season finale of Hazbin Hotel and I plan to contribute to the fandom by offering an analysis/theory to

This scene and what this could mean for the show. Spoilers of course.

So this scene in a nutshell, is Alastair having a fucking mental crisis.

I think it’s apparent that Alastair is scared of dying. Alastair shows off his ability a lot. Not in the way other overlords do. It’s subtle but he still does it. It’s little things- letting a small part of his demon form out, glitching the camera, interrupting a video show to make people think they can’t kill him. The complete opposite of Lucifer who doesn’t bother to look intimidating or try and use his royal power all the time, he knows he doesn’t need to show off to make people afraid of him because he knows he will win and won’t die.

This adds a wave of arrogance to Alastair. For up to this point Alastair had only ever fought lower demons, none of them being an upperlord or higher. The high he got from this might’ve made him think he was immortal.

Which Adam quickly proved wrong.

This is the only time in the show we have ever seen Alastair get hurt. This is where Alastair is reminded that he is an upperlord and can’t even defeat a goeita demon like Stolas. He nearly died fighting one angel and if he stayed with the hotel there is a good chance he’ll have to fight angels much stronger then Adam and he won’t be so lucky to run away like this time

So why does he stay?

I personally think it’s Lilith.

Personally screw you Lilith for letting your daughter and husband fight to the death while you are here on vacation in heaven.

I believe that Lilith is the one that Alastair made a deal with. I doubt it’s another overlord since I think that would’ve come up during the meeting and I don’t think it’s the seven deadly sins or goeitas because I think that is helluva’s boss’s thing and should stay that way to not mess up the story line. It’s not Lucifer or Charlie since Charlie and Lucifer didn’t know about Alastair before the beginning of Hazbin Hotel. The only logical conclusion is Lilith.

I think Alastair lost a bet or made a deal with Lilith. Alastair was sent by Lilith to watch over Charlie and protect her. This would explain his beef with Lucifer since he hates that he is one someone else’s leash and can’t get revenge on Lilith and can’t hurt Charlie so does it to Lucifer.

Alastair must’ve thought that would be an easy job and would have no problems until he nearly died by Adam. Now he wants out of the deal . Because he doesn’t want to die.

I’d also to like to talk about this shot and line. I definitely think that Alistair cares, even if it is a small bit, about Charlie and everyone at the hotel. Based both on his and Nifty’s conversation and the usage of the word friends also he let the others hug him, which is interesting since he doesn’t seem like the type of person to allow others to touch him unless you want one less limb. Also it’s important to consider the only other person who he hugged was Mimsy who he opened admit to being friends with.

But back to the point, Alastair doesn’t look at all happy of the idea of dying for these people or just dying at all. He does care for them however he values himself much more. I think this will lead to the betrayal(that Viziepop talked about) and he will commit to find a way out of the contract.

From what that will happen to there I have no idea. My theory may not be right but all I can say is I cannot wait to see what else Viziepop has in store with this show and I hopes you liked this little analysis/theory.

[timkontheunsure]

Stolas gave Via what he didn't have in childhood

Agency

and unconditional love.

She was allowed to express her emotions.

And he even gave her her guitar; so when her things got too big to process she could do it through music too.

He made his love of music a gift for his daughter.

All this he sheltered from the goeita and from Stella in particula; so she'd have the breathing room to grow.

Giving her the strength to say no to her abusive family much easier. And even tell him to take hike.

He has definitely not always been perfect; but he raised a brave powerful girl, who knows she can choose.

[ambrial-blog]

Surrender at the Harvest Moon Festival: Lawliet meets Stella for the first time (Rough draft)

The little hell spawns/carrier half dead and being relocated to a hospital. While nurses/doctors are coming in to tell striker that he might have to choose) Stolas may try to find a spell that can either remove/block the bond. Inflicting pain and suffering upon Blitz. While occupied with research, Octavia could help him escape. Q) How would she help him escape? She isn't that strong and determining what condition Blitz is in it may not be feasible. Stella may even stumble upon them, sending her daughter away. But as she stares at Blitz writhing in pain while trying to break his bonds. She notices an electrical current in the air. Static fizzes and crackles. The metal bows but does not break. She turns to look at Blitz and stumbles backwards noticing a wicked look in his obsidian black eyes that spark with a sadistic glee. It's unnerving. But even Lawliet is having trouble breaking the steel bonds keeping him in place. If Blitz kept this up, he'd not only destroy the room but exert himself to the point of exhaustion. His inkwell eyes shift to the window. Boring into Ars Goetia. Whose mouth slacked. She quickly recovered, the brass keys hung from her delicate fingertips. She could gloat, the imp was restrained and whatever Stolas had planned there wouldn't be much left of the Boss imp after he was finished. And she doubted this newer version had the same vision as she did. But the look/ a flash of pain struck her in her icy heart. Her throat swelled as she noticed a light bulge. “Don't tell me... she snaps. “trust me, as soon as I am done here, I'll get rid of this little abomination. His voice was dark and thick like honey: a rich timber that reverberated right through her. “You can't be serious...” she thought. “Your husband promised me his head on a pike, now I have a fuckin wrathain breathing down my neck. “you can either stand there gawking at me or you can untie me” “Who the hell are you?” “I can be an ally, or your worst enemy,” Lawliet says. “I'll even gut your husband for you, but It will cost extra” “and as for who I am, I'm the man fucking your husband, cause he is a lousy at everything else” he rises his voice a nonactive getting the owlet's attention. Stella grips Blitz's chin and turns his neck her eyes landing upon a claim mark. But as she narrows her eyes: she could see the faded imprint of something else. Blitz snaps at her fingers with his teeth. She is furious at Stolas who was trying to break up a bonded pair. She flick Blitz's nose. “If you want my help, little one then you'll want to cooperate with me” “He is trying to destroy your mind, or is it simply you don't care. Look, you little—- shit!. Her eyes raked over his body, his chiseled chest, strong back and those burning eyes. “Lawliet quirked  an eyebrow... as her eyes landed on a pewter seahorse and a sterling chain. Where was his mother's choker?... something didn't feel right. But she couldn't dwell on it now her husband would be returning soon. In a haste, she knelt beside him quickly working on freeing the imp. Once free, Lawliet leaped up grimacing in pain as he made his way to the open window. His eyes locked on Stella as he jumped: the last thing she saw of him was his eyes: shifting back to amber. Without hesitation Stella hid in the closet: seeing the encroaching shadow of her husband. As the prince returned: finding the room empty. His eyes darkened as he shattered a mirror. Stella cringes. Listening while Stolas through a tantrum. Redemption Stella, Meanwhile Striker returns in a blood-rage. He makes his way to the estate to finish off Stolas. Alongside he has the aide of Stella and Octavia. While Blitz and his unborn children hang in limbo. Striker is deemed a loose canon. All he can think about is Blitz lying motionless on that stiff bed. The only sound coming from his room was the respirator he was on. 

The rage will cool, once he eliminates the threat to his mate. Q) what if the threat is his own mate?. How would Striker deal with Lawliet?. He will calm down once he finds out the Truth about Blitz's unique condition. 

[stolasgoeita]

“Hello there! Welcome to my blog! I am Prince Stolas of the Ars Goeita. I am looking to interacting with all of you! I saw a bunch of my associates were already on here and decided to join in the fun! Feel free to ask me anything!”

Circle of Role Players:

@fizzie-froggie-lustful-ozzie-Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, Blitz’ Best Friend and King of Lust.

@rodeoblitz-Blitzy, Complicated.

@starfireowlette-Octavia, Daughter.

@silveryquillz-Silver, Friend from the future.

@exorcisticlute -Lute, Lieutenant of Heaven’s Army

Other account:

@fizzie-froggie-lustful-ozzie: Fizz and Ozzie roleplay/ask account.

Shipping:

I’m okay doing role plays where Stolas is with other characters. With this being said, I’m a big Stoliz shipper so I prefer to role play Stolas shipped with Blitz, but I’m cool with shipping him with others.

Rules (I really don’t have a lot of them. I’m pretty chill):

-NO GOD MODDING. I WILL NOT RESPOND.

-I’m role play friendly.

-I’m 26 years old.

-No spamming please. I always respond when I have chance.

-There will be NSFW language and themes.

-I’m okay with private message role plays as well.

-I’m okay with NSFW role play. If you’re a minor, do not interact with NSFW posts.

-OCs Friendly.

-I will use parentheses when speaking out of character.

-Let’s have fun!

[baobhanlore-art]

TW: Domestic Abuse

As someone who heavily critiques the writing of Stella, I don't have a problem with her being an abusive woman that does evil things. I feel like people try to pin the double standard excuse on us critics to dismiss our arguments. My problem is that she's comedically inconsistent and has bewildering motivations that make little sense.

To compare the two main abusive antagonists of the series, I'll compare her to Crimson Crim is a mafia boss who's clearly trying to uphold their family legacy. He abuses Moxxie to achieve that and would kill him to protect himself. Clear, understandable though clearly evil motivations.

Stella was first introduced as an aristocratic person who hated the humiliation that came with being publicly cheated on with an imp, resulting in violet domestic outbursts. So you'd think she'd aim for damage control and upholding a reputation, perhaps polite in public but a nightmare in the home (as domestic abusers often are) and maybe try to manipulate the Goeita to make herself seem like an honest victim with a degenerative husband who deserves his money, power and child.

But she doesn't, she just tried to make Stolas's life a living hell, she even admits it in "The Circus". Her motivations are to hurt him, which isn't an accurate representation of abuse or abusers yet it's upheld as a perfect example. This even happens BEFORE the cheating so it's not like she became unhinged from that.

If you personally relate to Stolas's struggles, then power to you. But from a writing standpoint, Stella feels stupid and pure evil in a situation that requires more nuance.

As someone who hasn't suffered domestic abuse but definitely abuse from friends, the ones that care about reputation tend to only show their ugly colours to you and when you call them out they turn all your mutual friends against you until you're left either forced to forgive them for the millionth time or abandoned.

"But it's Hell and all people there are awful"

I'd say it's probably more evil to be deceptive and manipulative about your abuse. Hell is literally built by the most powerful deceiver. Not to mention characters do show morals throughout the show, like Moxxie feeling bad about killing a family or his healthy relationship with Millie.

She reminds me a lot of the one note antagonists from Brandon Rogers sketches, except terribly misplaced in a story that tries to take itself seriously at times. Like if they tried to use Helen in a serious drama about being abused by school staff. It wouldn't work.

In short, Stella isn't badly written because she's evil. She's badly written because she's (unintentionally) stupid.

I feel like I'm becoming disillusioned with this franchise. So many other critics' have covered this better but I'm fearful for Hazbin Now. Especially with how Valentino is written in comparison to how fans interpret him in fanfiction (basically a terrible person but still somewhat human. Not in a sympathetic way but in a way that feels real).