#still screaming crying throwing up

[curator-on-ao3]

Star Trek: Generations

… 30 years later …

AND NOW THE CONCLUSION

[purple-scrunchie]

THIS MADE MY WEEK OMG IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUU

[miche-perez]

In another life...🕊️

[ruushes]

consulting the giving-yourself-a-superhero-name expert 💀🗡️

[timethehobo]

Scribbled on the flight home. One day more! 🥺

[puyoupuyou]

⚠️cw // blood

And I wanted to be able to listen, to digest the bloody images, to paint them flat and unremarkable on the vase of posterity. To release him from it, and make him Achilles again.

one of my favorite lines in the song of achilles! every time i reread them they always gut-punched me in ways i could not describe 🧎

[dolliexii]

[peterpcrker]

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS 2011 | dir. Matthew Vaughn

[magpiefngrl]

OH MY GODDDD

This is absolutely phenomenal! 😻 @getawayfox I'm floored! I've always wanted art of the calendar and dreamed what it would look like, and this surpasses any of my imaginings. It's hot hot hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥 No wonder Draco got in such a fluster that day lol

Thank you so much for dedicating your precious time and prodigious talent into creating art of my fic. I'm delighted you enjoyed it ❤️

Now, back to staring and drooling 🤤

Potter’s blown up picture makes him almost life-sized and that is the worst. He holds the broomstick with a powerful grip and it’s all Draco can do not to imagine — nope, scratch that, he’s imagining it, he’s standing right in the middle of a busy Diagon Alley and all he can see is Potter looking like the greasy mechanic of the filthiest fantasy ever to be conceived, gripping Draco’s cock with those firm hands and whispering about how he wouldn’t say no to a ride.

Quote from an utter delight of a fic: The Full Monty by @magpiefngrl (Drarry, E, 9k)

Summary: Harry poses for a naked Auror calendar and Draco goes batshit crazy with lust.

*click for better quality!

[yaksha-lover]

Head empty only Malleus realizing that the difference in physical aging between fae and humans makes you insecure so he offers to cast a glamour spell but instead of making you look younger, Malleus makes himself look older like you two are actually growing old together.

[brighteuphony]

Gonna bundle these two questions! (ALSO SPICY AT THE BOTTOM)

Sakura had one 'relationship' and that was/is with Aren Uzumaki.

Some backstory:

On their way back from Chiyo's, Saeko, Enji and Sakura were unable to port back in Tea Country- as the civil war came into full effect, and an embargo was placed on all the major ports in an attempt to cripple trade/starve out the big trading cities/ take control of the capital (which was on the coast).

For a few weeks, Sakura and Co. were prisoners on an enemy ship that captured the previous Daimyo's niece, Unami (now heir apparent, given that the rest of her family was murdered).

On their way towards the capital (for a nice public execution), they were boarded by famed Pirate Captain/Smuggler Aren Uzumaki of The Last Sparrow- who took them aboard along with the rest of the spoils.

As the enemy closed all the ports, Sakura realized they would never make it to land for the foreseeable future and offered her services as a healer for the duration of the war in exchange for Saeko, Enji's, and Unami's safety.

Furthermore, Enji helped Unami cut a deal with Aren, in which he was promised legitimacy and exclusive trading contracts with the South under her future rule. Thus, the Last Sparrow became the Command Center for the Civil War for the next eight months.

During that time, Sakura healed, fought, and hassled Aren into teaching her basic strategy, war, and bureaucracy - something the Captain (and Unami) realized she had a good head for. (Sakura would later serve as Unami's consul after the war).

As for Aren, he is extremely intelligent, shrewd, and a powerful fuinjutsu specialist. He's a respected captain and only chose the pirate/smuggler life after the decimation of the Uzumaki clan. When Konoha didn't come to their aid in time during the third war, Aren swore never to be beholden to a shinobi village and took to the seas, denouncing shinobi-hood.

Sakura approached Aren and asked to spend the night with him on the eve of the last battle, and had an on-again, off-again relationship after the war. Aren's first love was the sea, and Sakura never wanted to be second (or third) place in anyone's life ever again, so while they aren't in any official relationship, they do find themselves in each other's arms when they cross paths. (fun fact, Aren calls Sakura 'Wildflower')

When Kankuro was poisoned, The Last Sparrow (legal now!!!) had fortuitously docked at one of Fire Country's port cities. So they could take that to Suna and cut a week off their travel time.

Kakashi was surprised to see that Aren and Sakura knew each other.

He was very unpleasantly surprised to see HOW well they knew each other. He spent a full week seething- as he watched some sleazy Icha-icha knock-off pirate Lothario take advantage of Sakura.

Once again, thank you so much for the lovely words and all the support for this AU!

SPICY UNDER CUT.

[beautyofattolia]

It's crazy how Suzanne Collins invented romance with Peeta and Katniss in Catching Fire.

[feldsparred-mo]

Achilles, come down.

[idliketobeatree]

NO WAIT ROB ARE YOU TELLING ME AZIRAPHALE HAD, ADMITTEDLY, THE WORST KISS IN RECORDED HISTORY AND HE WAS STILL LIKE "come back and do that again, please, right now"?????!?!??!

[swordmaid]

brienne

[milkisasoup]

“I knew you in another life. You had that same look in your eyes”