#Emmrich volkarin

[nim-lock]

I need to put my hands in his ribcage

forgot the last time I did a digital painting (definitely did one in 2019) but anyway. Here ye go

[pseudospaceship]

We as a fandom have collectively decided that

not only does Emmrich Volkarin fuck

Emmrich Volkarin fucks like it's his job

Even his tamest ao3 backstories have a throwaway "back in the day when I got laid six nights a week and only because I needed Sundays to meal prep" line. I read a one shot this fic where my man had lugged an entire Adam and Eve checkout cart to the Lighthouse with him to keep in a drawer Just In Case.

Emmrich is occasionally nervous, but only because Rook turns off his brain cells or he's worried about the age gap. Once he gets started he knows what he's doing and how and where and exactly how many times and Evanuris help you if you thought you were getting out of there south of four orgasms. Sorry, dearest, a gentleman has standards.

Emmrich heard of the Kinsey scale once and lit it on fire.

He's not a rake or a fuckboy. He's not sleazy. He doesn't lie or manipulate, and he doesn't kiss and tell. Emmrich is never, ever in horny jail. Emmrich stormed the horny Bastille and instituted a new horny constitution where everyone gets exactly the amount and kind of sex they want and if their name is Rook he will see to it personally.

And I love that for us. Well done, team.

[curiouswisp]

Emmrich & Manfred ⌇ Endgame

[nyx-a-licious]

Forever remembering the varric/Cole one of these. Both are so good and important

Taash is a bad influence on The Baby (Manfred) and Emmrich will not let that stand

[riadoodles]

I wish you could keep gift giving your companions, I feel like that would be so sweet of a detail as an option to help boost your bonds with them instead of giving only one per companion. As for the Romance, it would be so sweet if you gave them another gift but it’s more precious and you can get a kiss and sweet dialogue out of it 🥰 like giving Emmrich’s favorite color of Lilac flowers in a vase, and Emmrich is like “Darling, you remembered…? 🥹”

Or Lucanis, instead of getting the Wyvern knife from the market when he does shopping, you can give it to him as a romantic gift because he likes Wyvern stuff and he just stutters and goes “R-Rook, I…sigh…You’re too good for me 🥺”

i completely agree with you anon!!

[queenmuzz]

Pre-Veilguard Fandom: Okay, the broody assassin will seduce Rook, and be a dom daddy.

The gentleman Necromancer will be a genteel kind man who will be chaste.

Post Veilguard Fandom: The broody assassin has probably never had sex in his life.

The Gentleman Necromancer blows out Rook's back every single night.

[velvettsage]

The full version of young Emmrich, hope you like my vision!

[nyx-a-licious]

HELL YEAH

that escalated quickly

[nb-n0v4]

Wanted to draw the Professor in more modern clothes bc a modern EmmRook AU has taken firm roots in my brain. I dunno if I succeeded fully but he looks good so onto the blog it goes!

[dellamortethelesser]

your net WORK is your net WORTH

[flowersforthemachines]

What home smells like (Crossroads comments)

Note: judging by the audio I extracted and the conversation file, Bellara and Taash don't have lines for that event (if they actually have lines and I missed them, pls lmk).

Rook: That scent… I can't place it. Neve: For a moment… it smelled like Dock Town after it rains. Lucanis: Coffee. Like Illario and I smelled in the kitchen where we grew up. But that cannot be right. Harding: That's my ma's apple cake! But… how? Davrin: That's smoke from my old clan's campfire. But… how do I even know that? Emmrich: It's reminiscent of the mortuary's perfumes, but… ah. Of course. Emmrich: There's small enchantments around this place. From the old elves, welcoming their kindred home.

My DAVG Extracted Audio Masterlist

[nyx-a-licious]

Now they're MY sons too

they're both doing their best and love their weird lil sons so SO much

[timethehobo]

Them. Yes.

[bankabb]

Emmrich’s Death Stare

[wardenaldebaran]