#still hilarious btw

[kkglinka]

It's pretty messed up that weiss, blake and yang expect(ed) ruby to be their leader when that whole setup was only meant to be a four year long group project for the purpose of training, and we see plain as day that licensed, adult huntsmen act independently.

[carpboy3000]

wild life session five spoilers!!

~The Grand Heist~ (spoilers under cut)

the funniest part about this was Grian absolutely watching Tango steal the robobot and doing nothing about it. so funny. everybody collectively says "tango we love you" and sheds a single tear

[torchickentacos]

Reporting back to tumblr that "May and her brood of boytoys" is indeed an eng-dub only line and this is the sub line. Who on the eng team greenlit the change to 'boytoys'😭How did we get from point A to point B here? I will never get over this.

Eng dub, for context:

[electrozeistyking]

Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him

(you better believe that first time was an accident)

[aedaleret]

whirling out

[dead-dog-delirium]

Listen I know Charles has his earring on the Straight side, but have we considered this man absolutely cannot tell his left and right apart??

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Game night results (from this poll)

Character selection inspired from extraterezi's post!

[astronomodome]

How many pride MCCs does Xisuma have to be in before he has balanced the scales (centrism) from that one time he said the f slur live on stream

[youling-the-ghost]

I need more people to know about this one sfth behind the scene video in which Sam is wearing a flannel jacket ON TOP OF his iconic red flannel

[aroaceleovaldez]

i still think a lot about how technically, it's implied Anubis and Walt started dating each other before they asked out Sadie, and if Sadie had said she wasn't interested they would have gone "Entirely fair have a nice day" and proceed to just go continue to date each other.

Cause like, that was the entire thing. They decided that themselves. That things would work best if they were together (as in both physically sharing a body and also relationship-wise). The "asking Sadie about it" part was secondary. If she had said no, they would have stayed together, because among other things Walt would kind of die if they didn't. Walt and Anubis are technically the first gay couple in the Riordanverse. AND they're in a polyamorous relationship with Sadie. Why does no one talk about them ever.

[mizmatched]

the life series truly brings out the worst in everyone. at 52:30 in impulses ep.7 of wild life he uses an enderpearl to get to the roof of his base. HIS SUPERPOWER IS TELEPORTATION.

[fluffydice]

Guy with Generalized Anxiety Disorder be like

[sonicranger1]

Real talk why isn't Araknak known for limb loss like Unker, man was losing eyes, arms and possibly legs this is borderline slander

Like there's no way this man hadn't lost more appendages then Unker when he finally died

Especially when the brief glance we get of his statue in the Hero Forge shows that he lost another eye and possibly arm and we aren't even seeing his full body

All this to say petition to rename Araknak the Agile to Araknak the Limbless

[titaniumions]

everyone's favourite german siblings

[indelen]

I love that scene in the archives when Kipps needles Lockwood about his family in The Screaming Staircase because the emotions are like:

Lockwood: tense, angry, upset but trying to control himself

Lucy: confused, concerned for Lockwood, frustrated

George:

[eddiethehunted]

excerpt from this steddie fic i stayed up til 3 am writing:

“You have got to start stretching, dude,” Steve says, his voice only a bit strained with effort as he hauls Robin up the stairs. “Your joints sound like my grandpa’s, and he’s seventy-eight.”

“I think my grandpa joints are part of my sex appeal, actually,” Eddie says, has no idea what possesses him to do so, but it makes Steve bark out a laugh. “I can’t think of anything hotter than my knees sounding like popcorn while I’m, like, riding dick or something.”

Fuck, the sleep deprivation is really getting to him. What the hell was that?

Steve’s laughing, though, wheezing as he struggles not to lose his grip on Robin and send them all tumbling down the stairs. The back of his ears are bright fucking red. “Holy shit, I’m gonna drop her, stop it.”