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what-r-we-even-doing · 1 month ago
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stop everything you're doing bc this twink just 1) ran his mouth for the last hour, 2) stopped talking abruptly to let me know "sorry i'm gonna sneeze," 3) made the most INSANE pre-sneeze face, 4) flailed his fucking arms, and then 5) hands free stifled VIOLENTLY into his elbow. like it sounded like he BARELY contained that one, like that shit HURT. cmon man, keeping it all in AND covering with your elbow?! it's cuz his ass is a GERMAPHOBE too!! he said sorry AGAIN before i could even say bless you. and he'd been hitching the entire conversation. you just know his poor nose was building up to this. and you just KNOW he's terrified to sneeze because of all the germs but he COULDN'T FUCKING HELP IT.
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mtg-art-daily · 5 months ago
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Stifle
"Superior force meets woefully inadequate object. What paradox were you expecting?" —Azguri, archmage of Evos Isle
Artist: Eric Fortune
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sailormoon-snz · 2 years ago
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KENJI STIFLESSSSSSS!!!! (his head doesnt bob too much ON PURPOSE, he’s just too pro fr)
honestly super insecure about this drawing but YOLO HERE YALL GO LMFAO
!! NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS PLS !!
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isolationsandhatred · 2 years ago
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OK ok listen.
I love landstill. It's such a cool archetype and so dear and close to my heart but for the most part it is Not Great. It has some glaring issues as an archetype other control lists like Oath or grixis midrange or jeskai tempo or delver or esper control just don't struggle with for the main part, cause we chose standstill as a card draw engine and kind of like Gush it has some Deckbuilding Requirements that make it tick. Part of this is being able to land a threat under a standstill, part of this is managing your standstills vs your absolute tempo and the strange pattern of mana investment that goes along with that, part of that is managing your opponent's tempo while keeping pressure up. I have tried a fair few landstill decks that attempt to balance this: temur landstill with wrenn and oko is a blast but has some card investment/mana spent for the effect issues. UW landstill with Timeless Dragon and Shark Typhoon is great too cause it has a super simplified mana base and can really lean on being able to play wastelands and urza's saga in the same shell as well as having access to stony silence which is just... pretty good. It, however lacks the explosiveness of a t1 oko, t2 standstill kinda start, which is fine, it's just far more control oriented and less midrange which I thought was an interesting dilemma and wanted to play around with.
Enter stiflenaught, a deck that's been around for ages and (a) has a simple manabase, (b) has some explosive clocks (c) has a low manacurve and (d) can toolbox exceptionally well with urza's saga.
I took a stiflenaught shell and modified it to be standstill-compatible and to use lurrus because balance is cracked and we kind of wanted white anyways. This produced a pile of jank so monstrous that it took me a hot second to parse the play patterns associated with it and pare it down to a somewhat-workable pile. We're on a 61 card special because... uh, I like memes? Anyways, here's the list and I've had a lot of fun jamming it. Remember folks, vintage is cool and proxies are based af.
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girldraki · 9 months ago
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catboybiologist · 24 days ago
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By now, there's lots of people have heard about the internal CDC memos for all newly prepared manuscripts (like future scientific papers waiting to be published):
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There's so much to comment on, and I'm seeing it all right now. What the state of science is. What this means for the queer community. All of that.
But fuck, I think I might genuinely start crying over this. As a transgender biologist, this feels like a brutally personal blow. I slowly accepted my gender alongside my biology education. The more misinformation that was spewed about "biological sex" by mainstream media, the more my professors, colleagues, and primary sources would casually drop information that proved they have no idea what they're talking about. I'm not an expert on sex determination, gender, or transgender biology specifically by any means. But my worldview has been crafted by my studies in genetics and molecular biology.
Engaging with this research helped me demystify transition. It helped me optimize my transition. It helped me explain how HRT and other steps of trans healthcare work to other people. And it helped me overcome my own internalized transphobia, and finally start transitioning, despite knowing I wanted to since my preteen years.
Who knows how enforceable internal guidelines like this will be. But its certainly going to scare a lot of researchers away from transgender healthcare and science in the coming years, and that breaks my heart.
There's a lot I can say here, but fuck. I just needed to vent for a moment. Fuck.
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ernestdescalsartwok · 1 year ago
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FREIKORPS-ARTE-PINTURA-HISTORIA-ALEMANIA-SOLDADOS-VOLUNTARIOS-SOFOCAR-GOBIERNO-COMUNISTA-REPUBLICA-WEIMAR-PINTOR-ERNEST DESCALS-- por Ernest Descals Por Flickr: FREIKORPS-ARTE-PINTURA-HISTORIA-ALEMANIA-SOLDADOS-VOLUNTARIOS-SOFOCAR-GOBIERNO-COMUNISTA-REPUBLICA-WEIMAR-PINTOR-ERNEST DESCALS- Obras de la Colección de Arte sobre el FREIKORPS, hombres voluntarios enrolados en los Cuerpos Francos en el inicio de la República de Weimar con el objetivo de sofocar las revueltas comunistas en las calles de las ciudades de Alemania. Personajes históricos en sus expresiones. Pintura del artista pintor Ernest Descals sobre papel de 70 x 50 centímetros.
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soup-mother · 4 months ago
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i wish i had the words to put this properly because it's incredibly emotional for me but I really wish i could show up to every repressed trans woman who's freaking out because she's scared wanting to be a woman makes her gay and explain to her what's going on. it's so beaten into people that a "guy" wanting to be a woman = gay/drag queen/both and i wish so so much that i could do something to tell them it's ok. I'm sorry people have taught you that way but there's nothing wrong with you and it'll be alright
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jackalspine · 2 years ago
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Smooth Reddit to Tumblr integration event.
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stil-lindigo · 1 year ago
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warmth.
a comic about not being alone.
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what-r-we-even-doing · 7 months ago
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alright snzblr, the day is finally here😂my first wav! and it's a scenariooooo
you're on top of me, kissing my neck and resting on my chest. but my nose starts to tickle, and i really don't want to sneeze on you. you help me stifle the first one, but they keep coming....
cw: stifles, let out sneezes, a few sniffles, brief vague mention of mess
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tawnysoup · 2 months ago
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I finally started posting my short original comic, Home in the Woods!
You can read it on [ Comicfury ] as it updates daily... Or buy a PDF of the whole thing on [ itch.io ] if you can't wait!
I'm planning to post the whole comic to tumblr once it finally finishes updating on comicfury, so don't worry about missing out <3 But I hope you check out the itchio and CF pages anyway as I worked hard to make them pretty! In the meantime, have a couple page previews to wet the (starving, starving, starving) appetite.
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Home in the Woods is a short comic, just breaking double digits, but it's important to me as it helped me to process some recent rough life experiences. If you decide to read (and thank you so much if you do!), be warned that the comic contains the following CWs: Guns, blood, mild body horror, and violence against children.
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dellinkou · 11 days ago
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[ Madara was in control most days. But some days Obito would come back. And Obito was a sentimental fool, one who still longed for his village, his team, his family. So the sentimental fool would travel to Konoha and sit by the Memorial Stone when that Hatake teammate of his was there, all to indulge in his little fantasy of being reunited, of actually being spoken to. ] @obito-week || prompt: indulge, split identity
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douche-canoe-regatta · 8 months ago
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The Locked Tomb doesn't just feel as though it was written especially for me and my own personal enjoyment. It's also the series I always dreamed of writing when I was a kid... only to be told I was "way overthinking" my stories. I remember so clearly what they said.
"Don't obsess over the meanings of character names. don't make silly, 4th-wall-breaking references. what are these jokes doing here?don't make it so complicated. are you drawing your characters' clothing designs over and over again? shouldn't you be writing? why does it matter which numbers your weird character is assigned?" (6249D, btw.)
or: "This is too close to (movie, TV show, book). you're stealing. you're ripping it off. christ, knock it off with the thesaurus already. it's too weird. god, why are you so weird??"
eventually I stopped writing sci-fi/fantasy. it wasn't much fun as a 12-year-old being pushed to write like a 45 year old. I was constantly being praised for my writing ability, yet encouraged to remove anything that made it uniquely "me."
decades pass. I pick up GtN. love at first sentence. cleared my schedule. never looked back.
y'all, I can't explain how VALIDATING it is to read a writer who probably heard that shit over and over - likely her entire career! - and still said "Fuck you, I'm doing it however I goddamn please." Here we are, 3 bestselling, award-winning novels and 1 rabid fanbase later. fuck them indeed.
In the end, I never did become a writer. but reading TLT was something of a transcendental experience, feeling Seen in that way. like being told, for the first time,
"They were wrong. you can do anything you want. and it can be amazing."
so yeah. we do bones, motherfucker. choke on it.
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squishykitty825 · 6 months ago
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Jason, amidst a heated argument with Bruce: Does my death mean nothing in this family?
Out of nowhere: "In the arms of the angel. Fly awaaaay..."
Jason: What the hell?
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Tim, low on sleep and caffeine trying to convince Jason to give him back his coffee: You think your time as Robin was bad, you never had to deal with Bruce after your death.
Jason: Maybe not. But I was a little busy being dead, Timbo.
"In the arms of the angel. Fly awaaaay..."
Jason: Again?!
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Damian: Stop being so childish, Todd.
Jason: I died. I can do whatever I want.
"In the arms of the angel. Fly awaaaay..."
Jason, now seriously confused and angry: WHO IS DOING THAT?!
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Dick whining to Jason about life after his death: You died. I didn't have anyone to talk to.
Jason: I'm so sorry my death was such an inconvenience to you.
"In the arms of the angel. Fly awaaaay..."
Jason now infuriated with whoever is playing the song every time he mentions his own death: I AM GOING TO MURDER WHOEVER IS DOING THAT!
Jason storms off in search of the culprit, leaving Dick staring after him wondering what he's on about.
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nudibutch · 9 months ago
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as someone who has unknowingly been in a "mentally unstable femme/do anything for you butch" [i was the do anything for you butch] dynamic i have to say it did severe damage to me and my idea of self worth. i was walked on in horrendous ways. i was not treated like a human or a person with feelings. i was manipulated. i was sexually coerced to do things that no one should ask someone else to do. it has taken me the better part of a decade to recognize the damage this did to me, and it took a strong network of friends (and a particularly supportive and protective femme friend) to help me realize that i deserved to be treated like a person.
i am really tired of seeing butches and femmes alike endorse the idea this is uwucute. its not. its extremely damaging. butches, please find your self worth. recognize that you have needs too. femmes, respect that butches are people. saying mentally unstable femmes use service-oriented butches is downright wrong and disrespectful. i dont care if its a joke or memepost. im exhausted. i know there is a lot of loneliness in being butch and femme. but we don't need to be glorifying unhealthy relationship dynamics, even as a joke. you can get the dynamic you seek (dominance and control) from healthy individuals that respect your personhood. everyone in the community deserves better.
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