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Would you pay or split the bill at a date?
It really depends if I take somebody out on one I feel obligated to pay the bill myself.
If we both wanted to go out then we could split it.
If my date asked me I would feel obligated that the date pays the bill, but if they couldn’t pay the whole way then that’s when we could split it. 
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matching costume ideas for you and your mortal enemy
#book of bill spoilers#if we got a penny for everytime a con man dresses up as a devil in gravity falls#that'd be very little to split between all of us#stanley pines#bill cipher#two sides of the same dollar bill
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So funny imagining Mr and Mr Games, millionaires and sharers of a mortgage, refusing to pay for the other being like no you ordered an entree im not paying for that nevermind post canceled NordVPN's bitch capitalester absolutely would
#jus joking to be clear#also i honestly never understood why splitting the bill was a big deal in relationships#like my friends mom was so offended when friend mentioned splitting the bill with her boyfriend#and its like you know men dont inherently have more money than women right#and like it just makes sense to split if you dont have a shared account#you pay for what you order crazy concept#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#phan
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I wanna sit on his face so bad idc
#respectfully#I promise I respect him#but GODDDDD#how can I be sane when he looks like this???#split me open please#like today#bill skarsgard#the crow#the crow 2024#eric draven 2024#eric draven
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“WELL WELL WELL BEING”
huh
#this is not a website dot com#gravity falls#the book of bill spoilers#<- kind of??. Since he’s in therapy#I’m also going to guess that the red and blue triangles could be his parents Scalene & Euclid#That sure would be. Something#And the TV static his trauma response on that one page + shape blood and his cracks & stuff#not sure about the Venetian blinds#Someone probably already posted these but yeah#Bill Cipher#theraprism#Edit: Venetian blinds could be about how his world split#think about it. Flat long stretch everything rotates shapes fall into the depths like down a throat with the glinting teeth of stars below#or alternatively. Suddenly your vision is obscured#scalene and euclid#3D glasses are…… self explanatory for the most part although I could go deeper into that believe me I could
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gravity falls but i assigned them all birds
#gravity falls#gf#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#fanart#gravity falls fanart#the book of bill#lee does art#<- this tag will probably change#hi. first post on the new art blog since splitting it off my main#havent finished setting it up yet oTL#dipper is a california scrub jay mabel is an american flamingo bill is a townsends warbler btw
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“Oh, Mango,” my imaginary audience cries, “Where have you been this week?” And the answer, my friends, is simple: I couldn’t get these stupid gay men out of my head so I made my first ever animatic about it. No-Eyed Girl is SO Billford coded don’t fight me on this.
Also I drew a companion piece to this post, so go check it out if you want <3
#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#animatic#animation#sorry for the jank I edited this on imovie#also this is pretty tame billford tbh but LISTEN I just had to make something about it#might draw an art piece related to this if I have the energy#this is my first animatic so Be Nice#yeah it’s 2 fps. and I still had to split it into four (!!!) parts so I didn’t blow up my computer#lemon demon#no eyed girl#spirit phone#here’s hoping this exports properly
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🦂Commission Slots Open: DECEMBER!🦂
As you know, art is my only job rn and in order to support myself I figured I need to be fulfilling at least 4 or 5 comms a month.
In desperate need recently as my rent has increased and I'm helping my parents with bills too. Ideally I need to make £400 a month to help, so that's 5 or so slots to fill. I'd really appreciate the help 💖
Currently 4 commission slots available rn!
Details in my carrd as usual. DM me if interested :)
Also prints and stickers available on my etsy (you can DM me directly for them so not to go through etsy) and my inprnt which will help with daily costs etc. Also able to take print requests to make prints for a design you want that isn't already in my et/sy shop, for a bit extra. See pinned post for more detail about prints.
Thanks sm 💖
#Really not doing good this month I'm sick about it tbh#Worst off I've been in a while and it doesn't help rent is now going up so I'll need to split my comm earnings between food money etc#And then I've been helping my mum out once again with her bills#So idk lads apart from I'm having a really bad time of it tbh#Mentally and financially
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one of chrollo's favorite habits of yours is how you still look at the prices on menus. he just kinda chuckles softly to himself and shakes his head. he finds it endearing enough that he doesn't bother reminding you that with him, those silly little numbers mean nothing.
#preparing to order water with lemon out of default#'hey chrollo look if we split this dish the bill will come to about 20% less :)'#you look to hype about having 'gamed the system' for him to rain on your parade#chrollo brainrot#concepts
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I'm a broken record about this but after so many years of being left with the Axolotl poem about Bill, it'd be so lame if Bill never did reincarnate, and it'd be just as disappointing if it ended up being something minor like a cicada (although it'd be hilarious if he reincarnated, immediately died and then reincarnated into something else).
And to me, the wording of the original Axolotl poem really does make it seem like the reincarnation itself is the 'redemption' and the deal is that Bill is basically passing responsibility to someone else, after he's done with therapy and like.... doesn't pass down all of his many issues.
(Plus I dunno if it's my understanding of reincarnation that's wrong but it feels that when Bill is like 'yeah let me use the reset button!!!', he's forgetting that its way different from using a continue and he's just gonna end up with the equivalent of a shoddy new game plus made for a wrong character/setting at best)
Meanwhile, we're left with Bill poem about Stan that's the same in execution (a cryptic message between space and time and by that I mean hidden on the internet lol), with the same purpose (an opening/lingering mystery for Alex to use when he wants to return to the series) with the same elements (fire, lies, redemption, home) and numerous comparisons to Bill's own philosophy on lies that's repeated again in the same website.
(Also been thinking about how amnesiac!Stan could sorta be thought of as a reincarnation of himself in terms of mind only. The same soul being hit with that reset gun button, a chance of a new self unburdened by the past, but via the power of love and family they went nope!!! we want you back!!!)
Either way, with the poem and the book's ending there's the obvious Bill+Stan connection that we're supposed to acknowledge!!!
#i've seen some folks oddly in denial about their parallels for some reason???#stanley pines#stan pines#bill cipher#same coin theory#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gf meta#two sides of the same dollar bill#but also im still thinking about how we got it confirmed that after stan got his memory back#that ford still was paranoid about bill being inside stan's mind#what was stan thinking when ford did test after test on his mind (did stan even let him go into his mindscape? is it still a mess?)#giving up his privacy and letting ford dig around so his brother would quit looking so scared at times#them finally finding some peace as they start prepping for their trip#only for that fucking book to appear and send ford spiraling again#basically hiding in his lab because hes so scared of his family being hurt#hiding because hes so ashamed of being tricked of being abused#what the hell is a guy supposed to think after all that?#still thinking about alex describing bill as a gambler at a tbob panel while he knew full well#that we were about to get further emphasis of stan being a gambler too....#also nomming on the idea of determinism and loops and the idea of split souls
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to be clear i think the funniest direction to take ritsu and terus relationship is that they arent besties Or haters i think they try really really hard to be nice to each other (not because they dislike each other, just to make a good impression) for mob + their works sake but they see through each other immediately, and, because they both hate losing, it just devolves into passive aggressive middle school pettiness where they both keep doing really nice things for each other in a battle to see which one of them will cave first, all while inwardly seething and setting up more and more challenges to prove theyre the Better more Genuine friend in between like. warrior cats roleplay or whatever these two get up to. except that it backfires and they realize they do kind of sincerely really like each other as people. but also they still one up each other constantly for fun
#mp100#riteru#<< AGAIN target audience not necessary tho#sequel to that other post btw#to be clear this is a gradual background thing#like theyre still hanging out regularly but its interspersed with this undercurrent of like#'Tch. ill buy teru this shirt he really wanted. THATLL show him!'#whereas mob is just like. aw. :-) ritsu has a friend :-)#theyd go to a cafe and it would be this intense back and forth of INSISTING that they pay. Really its fine. except this goes on for an hour#tome (shes here bc teru and her sre besties inmy heart) and mob have to force them to split the bill#i dont know if this is necessarily the most in character thing for them but as stated: it Is the funniest#text
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It's out...
Here
#the book of bill#billford#gravity falls#gf#ao3#fanfic#mature audiences only#read the tags#i didn't completely finish the work but i decided to split it into parts since the length of it was getting out of hand#bill cipher#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#alternate universe#finishing up the last of it so i can post it asap#this is longer than i expected#almost done#i will post as i update it
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using gender neutral terms and expressing explicit disinterest in sex while i ask for dating advice from my painfully oblivious cis straight cousin who's sure i'll be going on conventional dates with men as a biromantic asexual (i don't plan on explicitly coming out to my family)
#“make the guy plan and pay for the first date” “what if THEY ask to split the bill?”#lgbtqia#queer#wlw#biromantic#asexual#“so you've never done it?” “nope” “you're so cute and so fresh into the dating scene” haha that's me!#aspec#personal#ok jean
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somewhat self indulgent domestic fight club because theyre all i think about and also experimenting with screen tones
#im lying a bit my brain rn is split between fight club and stanley pines#and also a tiny bit cyberpunk 2077 cuz i just started it a couple days ago and the one character reminds me of tyler#got back into gravity falls cuz book of bill stuff reminded me of soapshipping and now getting into cyberpunk cuz fight club core#it says a lot about me and how much this movie has ruined me in the 7 months since i watched it#fight club#soapshipping#fight club 1999#fight club narrator#tyler durden#fight club tyler#domestic soapshipping#is that a tag#jt should be#i think about ok <3 yay <3 so much even in situations that dont match the tone of the original#bigsharkguy
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Hihi! I wanted to give you all a quick heads up about my writing. I know some of you are interested in seeing stories involving HandyMan!Bill but unfortunately, I won’t be writing about him. Since HandyMan!Bill is a character from an AU I didn’t create, I want to respect the original creator’s work and their intentions for the character. Especially because I am not sure how said creator would feel if I wrote stuff about their creation.
I wouldn’t want to unintentionally misrepresent HandyMan Bill or step on any creative toes. Out of respect for the creator, I’ll be sticking to my own original ideas or canon characters. Thank you so much for understanding.
For anyone curious, the content for Handyman!Bill is on @handymanbill
By the way, this applies to any au that doesn’t belong to me.
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That said, when it comes to AUs, I’ll be focusing on my own original ideas. I have an AU of my own featuring Bill Cipher that I’m thrilled to share with you, Split!Bill. Here’s a sneak peek:
Split!Bill follows Bill after a mysterious relocation to Gravity Falls, in human form and with no memory of his past except for his name. He’s taken in by Blubs and Durland, who become like father figures to him, but Bill’s journey is far from easy. He has DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder), which splits him into two sides: Light!Bill and Dark!Bill. Light!Bill is the curious, innocent version trying to uncover his origins, while Dark!Bill is the side that holds all of his memories, powers, trauma, and even self-hatred. Dark!Bill sabotages any progress Light!Bill makes, leaving him endlessly stuck, unable to uncover the truth.
Through Split!Bill, I’ll explore themes of self-discovery, identity, and inner struggle—plus, you’ll see some familiar faces from Gravity Falls as Bill’s story unfolds.
Thank you so much for your support and understanding, and I can’t wait to dive into this new AU with you! Let me know if you have any questions or thoughts; your feedback means the world to me.
Here is a reference of my Bill:
If anyone wants my socials for my art, here they are:
Instagram: rrosadrawss
X: rosadrawss
Bluesky: rosadraws.bsky.social
TikTok: rrosadrawss
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#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#gf stanford#gravity falls smut#grunkle ford#ford pines#gravity falls ford#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#grunkle stan x reader#grunkle stan#gravity falls stan pines#gf stanley#gravity falls au#bill cipher#bill cipher au#split bill au#gravity falls bill#the book of bill#bill gravity falls#artists on tumblr#artwork#original art
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