#source: submission!!

[incorrectbatfam]

Kon: Let’s take the teleportation pod!

Tim: The tele-what?

Kon: You know, you get into the silver pod, the doors close, and when they open again, you’re someplace else.

Tim: Kon, that’s the elevator.

Kon: Whatever. It’s very cool.

[cyber-streak-2]

Drift: Wait, you like me? For my personality?

Ratchet: I know, I was surprised too.

[percabethconvos]

During the dance on Olympus in TTC

Percy internally: To me the music sounded like a slow dance: a little sad, but maybe a little hopeful too.

Annabeth internally: Why are we slow dancing to rock?

[which-item-poll]

[lifestealchatters]

[cod-dump]

Ghost, eating dinner: Yeah, can you believe it? Soap fuckin saved me a seat.

Gaz: Uh... yeah?

Ghost: I told him no, obviously. Can't think about that kinda stuff right before an op.

Gaz: Uh huh...

Ghost: Me n my subordinate? In carnal embrace? Nah, not fuckin happening.

Gaz:

Ghost: Pass the butt stuff.

Gaz: O_O

Ghost: THE BUTTER. THE BUTTER. I just want some head and butter--BREAD. BREAD AND BUTTER.

Gaz:

Ghost: BREAD AND BUTT SEX FOR THIS BIG PIECE OF MEAT I'M EATING--FUCK DAMMIT--!

Gaz: You feelin okay, mate?

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Rose: Mom, can I have some money to buy a Satan-worshipping, suicide-advocating heavy metal album?

Mom: Rose, the fact that these bands haven’t killed themselves yet in ritual self-sacrifice shows that they’re just in it for the money like everyone else. If you want to shock and provoke, be sincere about it.

Rose: Mainstream commercial nihilism can’t be trusted?

Mom: ‘Fraid not, kiddo.

Rose: Childhood is so disillusioning.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Paladin: I said don’t be seen! Artificer: [rigging up 300 pounds of explosives] no, you said leave no trace.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: [clicks pen]

Cressida: [clicks pen in response]

Penelope: Stop that.

Eloise: Stop what?

Penelope: You're talking about me in morse code.

Cressida: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Eloise: That's exactly what we did.

Submitted by @benedictsvestcollection

[dear-ao3]

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim, as his brothers are about to watch Die Hard: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.

Duke: Well, John McClane had plans!

Tim: No, see, the thing is, I want to get out of here before Jason gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.

Jason: What are you talking about?

Jason: Bitch.

[cyber-streak-2]

Brainstorm: This project is so secret, even I don’t know what I’m doing.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Candace: Phineas is in the other room explaining to Perry that even though we are going to bed early, he, the platypus, is welcome to stay up.

[critter-creature-or-beast]

Submitted for classification by @mc-cookies

"have you done a poll for anomalocaris canadensis? this weird prehistoric lad from the cambrian explosion, who was one of the first apex predators to subsist primarily on other animals, and all around a silly fellow"

Image 1 - By Junnn11 - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

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