#source: running man

[theodaione-incorrect-quotes]

Playing Charades in ancient language, Lloyd: Celeb— Kai, Zane, Cole, Jay: What? Minne: [laughing] Lloyd: Celeb—no hair— Zane: Master Wu *buzzer sound* Lloyd: No, no—celeb—always sit— Kai, who knows the bare basics of history: Gandhi! *correct*

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I accidentally ate MJ’s sandwich… How long do you think I have to live?

Ned: Ten

Peter: Ten what?

Ned: Nine

[vulpinesaint]

Venom + Kissing Death by MOTHICA

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: I should turn you in right now! Peter: You wouldn’t! … Would you? Natasha: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t. Peter: Because… I’m cute?

[joltning]

the best memories never die. because they can’t.

[gizzberg]

These two smoke so much they can't run for sh1t.

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

Every person who has time-traveled to Peter's early years as Spider-Man, expect Eddie Brock.

[dreamedfyre-a]

firm believer there was no bedding ceremony when helaena and aegon married because she would cry and possibly kill someone

[tanevcolton28]

AND HES STILL GREAT WITH THE KID OMG goddamn i love him

[badjohnspeakeasy]

Psykos and Orochi interview "That Man" for a position in the Monster Association.

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[theodaione-incorrect-quotes]

Playing <Everything About Lloyd Quiz> Minne: When is Lloyd's birthday? Kai, Zane, Jay, Cole, Nya: ... (knows year but not month/date) Misako & Garmadon: ... (knows month and date but not year) Lloyd: The ninjas don't have to know, but my parents should know. Minne, laughing while watching everyone scribble: Alright, everyone show your answers. Lloyd, turns around: Wow, Kai, so creative. Kai, holding a sign that says "one day in year 2010" Lloyd, looking at Jay: That's not even remotely close. Jay, hiding behind the sign: IT'S ON MY PHONE. Kai, who looked at his sister,: Hey, Nya, did you write Creation Day? Nya, looking so mortified: I didn't know what else to put for the date. Lloyd, looking at Cole: HEY! Born in 2000—that's like my teacher's age. Cole, shrugging: I didn't know the month or date, so I went for comedy. Lloyd: Zane, please tell me, you got it correct. You're the nindroid! Zane, turns it over sheepishly: Jay suggested I put it on a separate server just in case it gets lost on a mission. [two days off] Minne, struggling to keep her laughter in: Hey, at least he's close—Garmadon, Misako, even the ninjas weren't born in that year. Garmadon/Misako, holding up the proper date with the year, 1500. Kai, frowning: When is the actual date? Lloyd: 7! Jay: Oo! The 17th? Lloyd: 7! Every ninja: Oh, the seventh.

[zosonils]

7 years since phineas and ferb ended and i still think candace and jeremy are probably the best portrayal of a healthy relationship involving a mentally ill person [candace has undiagnosed ocd but that's a whole other post] in any popular media i'm aware of and it wasn't even on purpose

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Hobie, pre-battle speech: We either die free, or die trying!

Miles: Are those the only choices?

[marvel-unofficial]

i've already made like three posts about this but oh my god. oh my godddd rich thinks of sam as a kid brother... good god........

GOOD LORD!!! them. :')

[chibishortdeath]

Ok stupid rant, but I’m sick of looking up a game and only being able to find guides and wikis made by people who obviously hate the game they’re writing information about.

I was looking for guides for the hedge maze portion of Castlevania 64 because I was stuck in it and couldn’t visualize what the layout of maze looks like (turns out, it’s not technically a traditional maze, aka one route to the exit, which helps a lot) and the only guide I can find is one on gamefaqs or something where the person cannot contain themselves from constantly interjecting to say how much they don’t like Malus cause “ugh overdramatic cutscene, his parents are dead who cares, he looks like a girl” or how they hate the game cause it’s too hard and annoying and “oh boy as if this game couldn’t get worse”.

And like dude! Sincerely! Shut up! I don’t care! I just want to know what I’m supposed to do! You are allowed to dislike the game and express your opinions, just please keep those to a little ending opinion section or a review!!! Stop breaking up actual instructions I can’t keep track of what you’re telling me to do!!!!!!!!!!!

And I saw something similar happen on a different smaller wiki-ish sort of website (it might have been the Castlevania Dungeon, I’m not sure. Definitely not Fandom tho.) on the Castlevania: The Adventure page when I was looking for some facts. Again, the person writing was constantly being all “not that this game is important anyway” and like! I literally don’t care if you don’t like the game that’s not what I’m here for!!! Heck the website even had some misinformation on the page too saying that Christopher was Simon’s grandson in that “or whatever, it doesn’t matter” kind of tone! Like!!!!! Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!! I am here for factual information! Not a review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s just absolutely annoying and now I don’t even know what I’m supposed to do in CV64 cause I can barely process what this guy is saying ugh.

[brinnanza]

i identify as a lesbian and that's not wrong because I like woman in a profoundly gay way and I recognize that I'm going to be gendered female because of my appearance and I'm apathetic enough about it to allow it except in my presence and sometimes even then but the way I feel about gender In General extends completely to all other aspects of my life like sure woman are hot in a way that I don't typically feel about men but also I do find butch masculinity wildly attractive when it's done on purpose and I think it's just that I like when people color outside the lines if I'm gonna be a weird queer freak then I'm gonna be a Weird Queer Freak and I've become So About It that I'm like... offended?? when people assume I'm doing something regular and normal?? like it's very very important to me that everyone knows I am doing All This aggressively On Purpose I Know that many things would make me more paletable to Most People but I'm not interested in being more palteable I am interested in finding other weird queer freaks!!!!

anyway all that to say that I sometimes get Quite In My Head about the fact that I am doing this Situationship with a straight man who is simultaneously 1. very comfortable with his gender and sexuality as a straight man 2. wildly attracted to me and 3. not thinking of me as a woman because both of the people IN the situationship are very aware this is all very queer I am aware that it Appears oftentimes to be just yknow regular heterosexuality

which is also why it really grinds my gears when chronically online teenagers and adults who should know better are like "this is the only way to be queer" and get all het up about like dykes fucking fags or whatever like babes you're just reinventing the same boxes the cis heteropatriarchy already wants to put us in. put down the iron bars come outside we're all doing drag and making out in the soft, soft grass under the warm bright sun