#source: miraculous ladybug

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Bat!reader and Tim getting a message from a mean girl back in Gotham high*

Bat!reader: Huh? Since when did she start texting us?

*Tim shrugged*: I dunno.

*They both open the message and gasped. It was a picture of one of their friends getting brutally rejected by her*

Bat!reader: What a witch!

Tim: And I was the one who told them to do it... I didn't know they were talking about her.

Bat!reader: Dang, I hope Bernard doesn't do the same thing to you.

*Tim started panicking*

Bat!reader: I mean-

*Tim started panicking even harder*

Bat!reader: Tim, calm down. I was totally joking Kind of. Bernard would never do that!

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Ace, holding a hand out: Hey, Yuu. Wanna dance with a cool guy? Yuu: I'd love to. Where is he?

[incorrect-losers]

Officer Bowers: Leave now, or I’m calling the police!

Officer Bowers: Wait! I AM the police!

Officer Bowers: GET OUT!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Jimmy, to Sausage: Leave now, or I’m calling the police!

Jimmy: Wait! I AM the police!

Jimmy: GET OUT!

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Rei: Usagi may annoy me to pieces, but she's never lied to me. Usagi: Thanks for the compliment...I think.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Ezreal: Caitlyn’s pranking me, right?

Ezreal: Wait... She couldn’t be. She has no sense of humor.

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Ares, holding a hand out: Hey, Xena. Wanna dance with a cool guy?

Xena: I'd love to. Where is he?

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Alune: Diana, we’ve decided to ask Soraka and Taric for help. If anyone can come up with a perfect plan for you to tell Diana you love her, it’s them.

Diana: WHAT?! Are you serious?!

Alune: Yeah, so?

Diana: So they all know how I feel about you-know-who?

Soraka: Everyone knows that you’re crushing on Leona.

Diana: Even Leona?

Taric: Leona’s probably the only one who doesn’t know.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Bailey, to Grace: Leave now, or I’m calling the police! Bailey: Wait! I AM the police! Bailey: GET OUT!

[losticaruss]

lockwood, being chased by a ghost: why is it following me? i'm not even an influencer!

lockwood, passing lucy: #run!

[fatherfigurefusion]

You thought the Miraculous AU was going to just be Xanvid? Think again! And yup, Teruko is Kagami and Whit is Luka, so there would be TeruVid and XanWhit subplots!

(Side note: I will forever be a Nico/Whit siblings truther, so Nico is Juleka.)

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Pikeman, holding out a hand: Hey Sasha, wanna dance with a cool guy? Sasha: I’d love to. Where is he?

[stardust948]

Katara: Go on.

Azula:

Azula: Mom, why don’t you love me?

Ursa: What? Of course I l-lov... *turns head*

Azula to Katara: See, I told you. She can't even say it. *leaves*

Katara: Azula!

Ursa: I'm sorry...

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Stan’s pranking me, right?

Richie: Wait… he couldnt be, he has no sense of humor

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Joey, holding his hand out: Hi, Katherine. Wanna dance with a cool guy?

Katherine: I'd love to. Where is he?

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Haruka, you’re as clear as a music note, and as sincere as a melody. You’re the song that’s been playing in my head since the day we met. 

Michiru