#source: club penguin

[incorrectsecretforest]

Yeonjae, sliding Shimok a drink: I poisoned one of these glasses, but I forgot which one. Shimok, exhausted: From the way this dinner has gone, I sincerely hope it's mine.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Arleigh: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I forgot which one.

Cassidy: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Ansalong, in a strawberry costume: What do you call a sad strawberry?

Ansalong: A blueberry!!!

Bert: Jesus Christ these jokes fucking suck

Ansalong: Listen up, you huge sack of shit

Ansalong: You're being berry rude

[club-prideguin]

Kid Pix was basically MADE for Pixel, lmao.

[berry-bubbles]

Y'all battling for a Sabrina Carpenter Show?? Girls, I've been there 🌸

At Club Penguin in 2014 🥶🥵

[jayzzu]

Rookie's had enough

[yukii0nna]

I just can't get this quote out of my head. Curse my weird memory! This is also none canon I think

After Chandra is unsealed

Chandra: Hello did we win? Is everyone safe? How long was I asleep? Why does the air feel different?

Everyone there nods

The Question: You were out for a few hundred years. During which Magic was villainized before it was believed to be a myth. The earth fairies now want revenge on the humans. And the less you find out about pollution of the water and sky, the better. We're sorry .

Chandra: What?!

Everyone glares at him

The Question: What? I thought that was what the nod was for.

@zexal-club @kousaka-ayumu @punkeropercyjackson @insomniac-jay @lovelyllamasblog @liviavanrouge

[club-penguin-artistry]

Club Penguin Times: Issue 315, 2011

[source]

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

aa being aa :)

aunt arctic (aa) being aroace (aa). :)

[tiny-wren]

Fight club penguin:

clump penguin. i love gary

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Minene: I could kill you right now. Minene: No one would hear you scream. Minene: I could go back and pretend to be you. Natsuko, mortified: ...

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I forgot which one. Tanya: The way this conversation is going, I hope it's mine.

[goatisbetheres]

The Penguins, Boston Bruins, Carolina Hurricanes, and Washington Capitals have already started the process of implementing optional neck protection for players, a Penguins and league source told The Athletic. The collective aim is to stock up on multiple available forms of equipment for players, at their choosing, to test during practices.

The sooner the better, several Penguins players said on Tuesday.

“Not wait until training camp,” Evgeni Malkinsaid. “Do it now. Maybe players will like, maybe not. Our choice, you know?

“But, yes, wear in practice, see what feels good. Maybe not same thing like big pad for neck. But if shirt or cover like for socks and wrists, let’s try. Not wait.”

The death of Johnson, who died after his neck was cut by a skate blade during a collision in an English league game on Saturday, sparked Penguins general manager Kyle Dubas and coach Mike Sullivan to discuss the pros and cons of bringing neck protection gear into the club’s equipment mix. Advised by members of the equipment staff on details to consider — not only comfort but also how the protective element would look on players — Dubas reached out to the league and suggested head equipment manager Jon Taglianetti inquire with manufacturers.

Currently, manufacturers offer neck guards and base layer tops that prevent or lessen the severity of cuts.

“We’re in the process right now of trying to talk to our players about some protective equipment in those vulnerable areas,” Sullivan said. He added the Penguins’ minor-league affiliates, the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins (AHL) and Wheeling Nailers (ECHL), are now required to wear a form of neck and wrist guards.

The Penguins — because Johnson was once one of their own — want to set an example that could eventually lead to neck protection becoming mandatory in the NHL. However, that would require the league and its Players’ Association to reach an agreement, which is unlikely this season.

Even procuring options for players with which to experiment sooner than later comes with challenges. Specifically, a Penguins source said, the club is having “a hard time getting stuff” because of high demand in the wake of Johnson’s death.

“Of course, we’re talking about it now,” Kris Letang said. “But there’s a reason why kids are wearing it, you know?

“There’s always going to be accidents. But if you can minimize the risk and if they can find something that’s going to be comfortable for the guys to play with, it should be an experiment.

“I don’t know how it’s going to play out. But I’d probably try something.”

Like Pettersson, Letang sat at his locker on Tuesday and found it impossible not to think about Johnson while discussing the neck protection topic. He’s proud his organization, the only one he’s known over 18 NHL seasons, is attempting to lead by example.

“But it shouldn’t just be the Penguins,” he said. “Everybody should (be) trying something.

“We all know what happened (to Johnson). We should try to prevent something like that from happening again if it can be done.”

this is so important

also this tweet

[incorrectbatfam]

what social media platforms are the BatFam banned from, and why? idk why but I feel like Alfred's been banned from AllRecipies.com.

Dick: Club Penguin, for saying "butts"

Jason: TikTok, for refusing to say "unalive"

Tim: YouTube, for impersonating Red Robin

Damian: Minecraft, for refusing to kill wolves in a world called Wolf Hunters Royale

Duke: Google Earth, for renaming Metropolis "Metropolass"

Cullen: Ao3, for posting links to discontinued video games disguised as fanfics

Stephanie: Yelp, for reviewing restaurants she's never been to

Cassandra: Steam, for making a new account for every game she downloads

Barbara: Wikipedia, for editing the Birds of Prey page without citing her sources

Harper: Tumblr, for pretending to be OSHA

Carrie: Webkinz, for having too many Webkinz

Kate: Discord, for trolling an NFT trading server

Alfred: AllRecipes, for posting Bruce's creations

Selina: Dropbox, for sharing corporate secrets

Bruce: Twitter, for doxxing Elon Musk

[forgottenclubpenguinfacts]

Fact #610

Source: Club Penguin Times, issue #425

[susanooswife]

Some deranged Record of Ragnarok headcanons:

-Raiden knows what DeviantArt is, he doesn't post anything there, he just looks at stuff.

-Poseidon complains about all his problems to the fish in the ocean. They're not bad listeners for animals that don't technically have ears.

-If Leonidas lived in the modern world, he would film Youtube videos while sitting in a golf cart, complain about the government, and refuse to pay taxes.

-Anubis has eaten at least one pair of Susanoo's shoes before.

-Susanoo has a nice garden in his backyard but Anubis keeps on digging up the plants and Susanoo has sprayed Anubis with a hose in retaliation at least once.

-Qin listens to music at volumes that would make a normal person go deaf instantly.

-Ares is afraid of goldfish.

-If Goll and Zero lived in the modern world, they would play Club Penguin together.

-If Jack is baking a pie, he'll offer anyone a slice of it as long as they don't ask what's in the pie.

-Tesla could make a microwave fly if he was given enough time, space, and caffeine.

-Anubis knows what furries are.

-Thrud would absolutely love Animal Crossing.

-Adamas would wind up being tossed into the Dashcon ballpit if he wound up at Dashcon for whatever reason.

-Leonidas argues with people like an Italian grandfather (source: am Italian.)

-If Buddha lived in the real world, he'd live in a dumpy apartment with Kintoki, Siegfried, and Sun Wukong, smoke weed, sell random shit he finds in dumpsters and/or thrift stores on Ebay, and occasionally bum rides to EDM festivals.