incorrecthereticaledgequotes

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Koren: Avalon has been ruining everything as of late, so I started the Fuck Avalon Club, where we tell Avalon to fuck off. Here’s some words from our newest member.

Flick, sweating: So it seems there was a misunderstanding-

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Last night my sister asked if I'd ever heard of a pillow fight. I said I had not, so she explained the premise and asked if I would play. I awkwardly held a pillow as she gave me pointers through a smile that lit up the room. My first swing took her off her feet. She never saw it coming.

-Simon, age 10

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Paige: Swear I'm gonna kill whoever broke the vase.

Cassidy: It was me :(

Paige: Everyone deserves a second chance.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Damn, it's August 1st already? What's next, August 2nd? Fuck everything

-Avalon

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Summus Proelium 31-12

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Cassidy: The psychiatrist diagnosed me with silly.

Paige: Any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Cassidy: Autism.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Lincoln: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Larees: It's not water.

Lincoln: Vodka, I like your style-

Larees: It's vinegar.

Lincoln: What?

Larees: It's vinegar, pussy.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can't I join in on a couple's public argument if I have a good point to make?

-Sierra

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Flick: Underrated part of being gay is my beam attack.

Shiori: Society is lucky it's considered rude to use your gay special moves in public, otherwise we would be wavedashing on their asses constantly.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Joselyn: Lincoln and I are having a baby.

Tabbris: That's grea-

Lincoln, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Arleigh: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I forgot which one.

Cassidy: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me