#source: burn notice

[incorrectspquotes]

Tanith: Spend a few years as an assassin and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover… China: I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Hakuba: *referring to Shinichi's plan* That is, bar none, the craziest plan I have ever heard in my life.

Kaito: Well, you don't hang out with him enough.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Jaheira: Sarevok.

Tav: You know this guy? Who is he?

Jaheira: Our worst nightmare.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Sometimes, the truth hurts

Bellatrix: In those situations, I recommend lying

[incorrect-wandanat]

[Wanda unloads a whole grocery bag of vegetables to the Spider Kids™️]

Wanda: You wanna be a badass? You gotta eat healthy.

Peter, Yelena, Kate: [GROAN]

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

*Mr. Butler, Cec and Bert are standing over a large cache of weapons*

Mr. Butler: If we need more than this, we’re doing something very wrong.

Bert: Or something very right.

[incorrect-stalag-13]

"Covert intelligence involves a lot of waiting around. Any meeting, any appointment, you have to show up early, make sure you are not followed; make sure the area is secured; check out the other guy’s advance team and see how well he is prepared. It’s good trade craft but it’s like hanging out in your dentist’s reception area 24 hours a day. You read magazines, sip coffee, and every once in a while someone tries to kill you."

— Col. R. E. Hogan

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Botan: Spend a few years as an assassin and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover. I've never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.

[incorrectmorpherquotes]

You can learn good self-defence fighting with students in a class. But great self-defence, that you pick up fighting with your family.

Jake and Rachel, probably

[incorrectateam]

[Hannibal and Face are standing over a large cache of weapons]

Face: If we need more than this, we're doing something very wrong.

Hannibal: Or something very right.

[allofusaredead-incorrectquotes]

Su-hyeok: Revenge is a waste of time.

Gwi-nam: So is watching television and eating candy, but you do it because it feels good.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Kaito: Spend a few years as a phantom thief and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover.

Kaito: ... And I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Imoen, motioning toward Xan, Kivan, and Edwin: Do any of your friends smile?

Charname, motioning toward Alora: Yes.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Coral Siren: Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.

[incorrectmulti]

Linda Staal: (about Jared) Do you know what his first word was?  It was “Eric”.

Eric Staal: It was “juice”.  I was there.  His first word was “juice”.

Linda Staal: But he was looking at you when he said it.

@lesbianmarcstaal

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Rodney Rabbit: [referring to Daffy's plan] That is, bar none, the craziest plan I have ever heard in my life.

Bugs: Well, you don't hang out with him enough.