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Jinx: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.
Caitlyn: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?
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Shelby: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.
Joey: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?
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Qrow: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.
Winter: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?
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Diana: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.
Leona: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?
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Tanith: Spend a few years as an assassin and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover… China: I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.
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Ares: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.
Gabrielle: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?
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[After a phone call between Raylan and Boyd] Tim: I wish I our phone calls were as flirty. Raylan: He threatened to kill me! Tim: I can do that.
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Rivalz: Revenge is a waste of time. Lelouch: So is watching TV and eating candy. You do it because it feels good.
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Person A: Revenge is a waste of time.
Person B: So is watching TV and eating candy. You do it because it feels good.
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Jaheira: Sarevok.
Tav: You know this guy? Who is he?
Jaheira: Our worst nightmare.
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Kaito: Spend a few years as a phantom thief and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover.
Kaito: ... And I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.
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Coral Siren: Sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.
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Wither: [Revenge is a waste of time.]
Bright: So is watching stream and eating candy. You do it because it feels good.
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Petunia: Do you know what her first word was? It was "Porky." Porky: It was "r-r-r-rock"; I was there, her first word was "r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rock". Petunia: True, but she was looking at you when she said it.
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The Line We Never Crossed - Lando Norris x Reader
summary: Lando Norris has been treating you like an afterthought all season, which would be fine if you hadn’t nearly kissed him last year. your new job in the paddock means you can’t avoid him, and his petty cold shoulder act is starting to feel personal. (7.5k words)
content: mutual pining, second-chance romance, slow-burn, Oscar being an instigator, French
AN: coucou mes anges <3 another one for you! big thanks for the overwhelming enthusiasm on my last lando fic :) it means a lot!!
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The night hummed with life; laughter spilling from Charles’s yacht, the distant pop of champagne corks, music vibrating through the decks. Monte Carlo never slept after a race, and tonight was no exception. The lights, the sound, the weight of celebration pressed in from all sides.
You’d only meant to escape for a minute. Just a moment to breathe.
But Lando had followed.
Now, the two of you sat at the edge of the dock, heels discarded beside you, the water lapping gently beneath your feet. The night air was thick with salt and summer, warm against your skin.
You’re alone.
The realization settled uncomfortably in your stomach.
Not because you didn’t want to be—you did—but because you weren’t sure why he was here, or what this was.
It wasn’t unusual, not exactly. You’d been friends for a while, hovering in the same circles, both Monaco-based when you weren’t traveling, and yet—this felt different.
Like a moment suspended between something and nothing.
Lando stretched beside you, legs outstretched, arms braced behind him. Then, with a casual sort of amusement, he murmured, “So, I heard you liked my curly hair.”
You turned to him immediately, narrowing your eyes.
"What?"
His grin was insufferable. "That’s what they’re saying.”
"Who’s ‘they’?"
"The people. The masses."
You huffed, rolling your eyes. "Your sources are questionable."
"So you’re not denying it?"
You bit back a smile, nudging him with your knee. “Lando, I swear—”
His laugh was soft, curling at the edges.
You turned away, looking out toward the water instead.
The sea stretched endlessly, a dark expanse under the moon, dotted with distant lights from other yachts, other parties. The breeze carried the faintest hint of salt and champagne, warm and sticky against your skin.
You felt his gaze before you saw it.
When you glanced back, he was already looking at you.
The shift was barely noticeable, except suddenly the air felt heavier.
His hand inched closer—just enough for his fingers to ghost the wooden dock beside yours.
Your pulse spiked.
He leaned in.
Not dramatically. Not like some grand, sweeping moment in a film. It was slower, more uncertain—like he wasn’t sure if he was supposed to.
Like he was waiting for you to stop him.
And you didn’t.
Your breath hitched.
Your body tilted, drawn into him like some unseen force, a thread tugging in the space between.
His fingertips brushed yours.
And then—
You both froze.
The spell broke.
The weight of reality crashed in, sharp and immediate.
What the hell are we doing?
You pulled back first. Forced out a small, awkward laugh.
Lando blinked, startled, his own body shifting back a second later. He exhaled sharply, dragging a hand through his curls, looking away like if he didn’t acknowledge it, it wouldn’t be real.
Silence.
Thick and suffocating.
You swallowed, suddenly hyper-aware of the distance—or lack thereof.
Before either of you could say something, a voice cut through the night.
"Lando!"
Someone from the boat.
You turned toward the sound, blinking back into reality, the moment collapsing between you like a house of cards.
Lando hesitated—just for a second—then pushed himself up, brushing his hands against his jeans.
"Guess I should go."
"Yeah." Your voice came out quieter than you intended.
He didn’t move right away.
For a brief, fleeting second, you thought he might say something.
Then he just nodded, something unreadable flickering across his face before he turned and walked back toward the yacht.
You watched him go.
Your hands curled into fists against the wood.
The moment was gone.
…
The first time you see Lando Norris again, it’s almost anti-climactic.
No dramatic moment. No sharp intake of breath. No heart-stopping, soul-shattering collision of past and present. Just a stupidly hot Thursday afternoon in the Melbourne paddock, your brand-new team lanyard digging into the back of your neck, and the sudden realization that he’s here.
Which—obviously, he is. It’s the first race of the season, and this is his job. Just like it’s yours now.
Still, the knowledge sits awkwardly in your chest, the same way your new role at LVMH has been sitting awkwardly on your shoulders all week.
The partnership between Formula 1 and LVMH had been a big deal—a high-profile luxury collaboration that had the marketing team scrambling. When you’d been handed the opportunity to coordinate the on-site activations, it had seemed perfect. A step up, a challenge, an exciting, high-speed world that you’d already known intimately through years of association.
It had taken all of two minutes to realize the one major flaw in that plan.
You were going to see him.
Not just in passing, but constantly. Every weekend. Every city. Every press day and paddock club event and race debrief.
You’d thought you’d be fine.
And then, of course, you actually got here.
The Australian heat clings to you, sweat beading at the base of your neck as you weave through the paddock, passing familiar faces and nodding to a few you don’t quite know yet. It’s barely midday, but the place is alive—reporters setting up, engineers darting between garages, photographers angling for early shots of the drivers.
And then you spot Charles and Oscar.
Charles is leaning against a barrier near the Ferrari hospitality entrance, dressed in his usual paddock-day attire—team-issued shirt, sunglasses, that effortlessly casual Monaco ease that somehow never looks sweaty, even in 30-degree weather.
He grins when he spots you.
Oscar, beside him, looks as serious as ever, though his eyes flick over to you with mild interest.
"Ah, look who it is," Charles says, a grin curling at the edge of his mouth.
"Miss me already?" you reply smoothly.
"Obviously," he says, pulling you in for a brief hug.
Charles adjusts his sunglasses, smirking. “So, have you seen your favorite papaya yet?”
Your stomach plummets.
"Papaya?" Oscar echoes, head tilting slightly. "Wait—she’s friends with Lando?"
"Friends is a strong word," you say immediately.
"Oh, they go way back," Charles adds, clearly enjoying himself.
Oscar perks up like a cat spotting something mildly entertaining. "This is brand-new, highly relevant information. Why was I not briefed?"
"Because there’s nothing to brief you on," you say flatly.
"See, the fact that you’re saying that makes me think there’s everything to brief me on," Oscar counters.
"Agreed," Charles nods, pleased.
"Alright," Oscar clasps his hands together, "give me the timeline. We talking childhood friends? F1-era friends? Lovers turned enemies? Enemies turned lovers?"
"Oh my god," you mutter.
"I’m just collecting data," Oscar says innocently.
"Don’t worry, mate, I have the data," Charles cuts in.
Your stomach drops.
"Charles," you warn.
But he’s already too deep.
"So," Charles leans in like he’s about to deliver groundbreaking gossip, "Monaco, last year. My yacht afterparty. Except these two were not at the party because they were too busy having a moment on the dock."
Oscar’s eyebrows shoot up. "Oh, now we’re talking."
"Alone," Charles continues, "feet in the water, looking all dramatic under the moonlight—"
"That’s not what happened," you cut in.
"I choose to believe it is," Oscar says.
"Anyway," Charles waves a hand, "it was tense. And then—get this—Lando leans in."
Oscar immediately slaps a hand over his mouth. "No. Way."
"Way," Charles nods.
"And then?"
"And then... nothing."
Oscar looks personally offended. "So, they didn’t kiss?"
"Nope."
"Did they talk about it after?"
"Not even once."
Oscar blinks.
Then he turns to you, dead serious.
"So what you’re telling me is that I’ve had to listen to Lando talk about absolute nonsense for an entire year, and this—which is actually interesting—never once came up?"
"Apparently," Charles smirks.
Oscar shakes his head, sighing. "Honestly, I feel betrayed."
"Well, he’s been avoiding me since I got here, so the story ends ," you added, shooting daggers at Charles.
"Oh, that’s just classic repressed feelings," Oscar says without hesitation.
"Thank you," Charles grins.
"It’s textbook," Oscar agrees.
"I hate you both."
"Deflection," Oscar says immediately.
"Textbook," Charles repeats.
Before you can actually walk away, the air shifts.
And then—Lando walks in.
Lando moves through the paddock the same way he always does—brimming with energy, unapologetically loud, just a little bit chaotic, like a human embodiment of a high-voltage current. It’s almost impressive, really, how someone can be so unrelentingly themselves at all times.
And yet, at this moment, it’s also deeply annoying.
Oscar and Charles, mid-conversation, immediately stop talking. Not in a natural, casual way, but in the very deliberate, slightly too-obvious way of people who are absolutely clocking the tension.
You resist the urge to fidget, to adjust your stance or smooth down your shirt or do literally anything other than exist in his vicinity. Instead, you steel yourself, ignoring the way your pulse ticks just a little too fast, and force yourself to look entirely unbothered.
Lando doesn’t see you at first.
His attention lands on Oscar, and with his usual grin, he strides forward.
"What’s up, mate?"
Before Oscar can respond, Lando reaches out and promptly ruffles his hair like an annoying older brother, sending it into a complete mess.
"Jesus—" Oscar immediately flails, swatting his hands away.
Lando just laughs, completely undeterred, before turning his attention to Charles.
"Mate," he greets, clapping a firm hand on Charles’s shoulder, nodding like they’re about to discuss something profoundly important.
And then, finally—his eyes land on you.
It happens fast, but you still catch the moment of hesitation. The flicker of recognition, the slight pause, the way his expression doesn’t quite shift but still seems to hold something uncertain.
Like he wasn’t expecting you.
Like he doesn’t quite know what to do with the fact that you’re standing right there.
It lasts for less than a second, barely a blink.
And then—just as quickly—it’s gone.
His face smooths back into its usual easy confidence, and without so much as a hello, a nod, anything, he simply turns back to Oscar.
"Let’s go. Time for interviews."
And just like that, he’s gone.
Just like that, you don’t exist.
Oscar’s jaw actually drops. Charles lets out a low whistle, slowly pushing his sunglasses up his nose like he just witnessed something highly entertaining.
Your stomach twists, but you keep your expression neutral, steady.
"Well," Charles murmurs after a beat, exhaling dramatically, "that was dramatic."
Oscar leans in slightly, lowering his voice like he’s about to deliver classified information.
"He just sneakily glanced at her before leaving,"
You shoot him a sharp glare.
"Drop it."
Oscar grins, miming a zip across his lips, but the way his eyes glint with curiosity tells you this is far from over.
…
The Miami Grand Prix shouldn’t feel like a fever dream. And yet, as you step into the nightclub where McLaren’s victory party is already in full swing, that’s exactly what it is.
The music pulses through the air, the bass thrumming beneath your feet. Neon lights flicker, casting glows of electric blue and deep orange across the space, the colors mirroring the McLaren celebration. Champagne bottles pop in the distance, drinks spill, bodies move to the beat. It’s loud. It’s chaotic. It’s exactly the kind of place where reality warps, where things feel less real and more like a scene you’ll have to piece together tomorrow.
Lando won today. Not just a podium, but a full-fledged victory.
McLaren’s third 1-2 of the season. A statement race. A moment that will be replayed for years.
It’s everything he’s worked for. Everything he deserves.
So it should be easy—normal—to just be happy for him. To raise a glass, toast to his success, and not feel the sting of something unnamed creeping in around the edges.
"Tu es avec nous ou bien tu es partie dans tes pensées, là?" (Are you with us, or have you disappeared into your thoughts?)
A hand waves in front of your face, snapping you back to reality.
You blink, refocusing on Alexandra, who looks highly amused, her long dark hair shining under the blue-tinged club lights. Beside her, Charles is watching with thinly veiled smugness.
"Hein?" (Huh?)
"Elle plane complètement," (She’s totally zoning out) Charles quips, nudging Alexandra.
"Grave," (Seriously,) Alexandra agrees, smirking. She leans in slightly, voice dropping into a low, teasing lilt. "À quoi tu penses, ma belle? Ou… à qui?" (What are you thinking about, beautiful? Or… who?)
You immediately roll your eyes.
"Vous êtes insupportables," (You two are unbearable) you grumble, taking a sip of your drink.
"On t’adore aussi," (We love you too) Charles grins, entirely unbothered.
"D’ailleurs," (By the way) Alexandra says, tilting her head knowingly. "C’est quoi cette histoire avec Oscar?" (What’s this thing with Oscar?)
"Quoi? Rien," (What? Nothing) you say automatically.
"Ohhh, rien du tout?" (Ohhh, nothing at all?) she presses, eyebrows raised. "Parce que franchement, vous êtes inséparables ces derniers temps." (Because honestly, you two have been inseparable lately.)
"Bah ouais," (Well yeah) Charles hums thoughtfully, nursing his drink. Then, as if on cue, he grins knowingly. "Mais non, elle aime bien les Brits." (But no, she likes Brits.)
You whip around, giving him a look. "Excuse-moi?" (Excuse me?)
"C’est vrai," (It’s true) Charles insists, laughing as he leans back in his chair, clearly enjoying himself.
You cut him off immediately with a playful punch to his shoulder.
"Ferme-la," (Shut up) you mutter, though your lips twitch slightly.
"Aïe," (Ow) Charles grips his arm dramatically. "T’as vu comment elle me traite, Alexandra?" (Did you see how she treats me, Alexandra?)
"Je pense qu’elle se défend bien," (I think she’s just defending herself) Alexandra muses, smiling behind her drink.
Charles exhales, shaking his head. "Bref, parlons des choses sérieuses." (Anyway, let’s talk about serious matters)
You shoot him a warning look. "Si c’est encore un commentaire sur les Brits—" (If it’s another comment about the Brits—)
"J’allais dire qu’on devrait aller s’asseoir, mais bon," (I was going to say we should find a table, but okay) Charles smirks, standing up.
You glare, but follow.
Finding a spot isn’t easy—the entire club is a chaotic mess of celebrating McLaren personnel, F1 drivers, and the usual crowd that comes with a high-profile post-race party.
Eventually, the three of you manage to claim a booth toward the side, partially tucked away from the main dance floor.It’s the perfect vantage point—close enough to feel the energy, far enough to actually hold a conversation.
You barely have time to settle in before a familiar voice chimes in.
"Ah, you actually came."
You look up just in time to see Oscar sliding into the seat across from you, grinning.
"Did you think I wouldn’t?" you quip.
"Honestly? Wasn’t sure," Oscar admits, raising an eyebrow. "But I’m glad you’re here. McLaren’s big night. Wouldn’t be the same without you."
You snort. "Oh yeah, because I’m so crucial to the McLaren garage."
"Exactly," he nods, completely serious.
You roll your eyes, but there’s warmth behind it.
"Anyway, get up," Oscar says, standing again. "We’re getting drinks."
"I have a drink," you point out, lifting your glass.
"Yeah, but I don’t, and I’m using you as an excuse to escape whatever conversation Charles is about to start."
You glance back at Charles, who is currently mid-sentence with Alexandra, looking vaguely philosophical.
You stand. "Good call."
Oscar drags you through the crowd with practiced ease, weaving past clusters of people already deep into celebratory rounds. The bass thrums through the floor, conversations blend into the music, and somewhere across the room, someone pops open another bottle of champagne. The whole night feels like it exists in a strange, weightless bubble, detached from reality.
By the time you reach the bar, the air feels heavier, the neon glow casting everything in shades of electric blue and orange. Oscar leans against the counter, exhaling like he’s just completed a mission.
"Alright," he sighs, nodding toward the bartender. "Now we can finally talk without being interrogated."
You snort, crossing your arms. "Big words from someone who’s been doing plenty of interrogating himself tonight."
"I prefer the term ‘investigative journalism,’" Oscar corrects smoothly, his tone just dry enough to make you huff out a laugh.
You shake your head, amused despite yourself, despite the way something unsettled lingers in your chest.
"By the way," Oscar adds casually, glancing over at you with a knowing look. "You look stunning tonight."
You narrow your eyes. "Flattery? What do you want?"
"You to stop pretending," he replies, flagging down the bartender.
Your stomach tugs slightly, a quiet warning.
"Pretending about what?"
Oscar doesn’t even bother looking at you as he gestures vaguely toward the dance floor. "That you’re over it."
You hesitate, fingers tapping against the bar.
"It doesn’t matter anymore," you say after a beat.
"Right," Oscar says, completely unconvinced. "Which is exactly why you’re about to spend the next five minutes trying not to look at him."
"I’m not—"
And then, before you can finish the thought, your gaze flickers toward the dance floor.
Lando is there.
The neon glow casts sharp edges over his features, blue light catching in the waves of his hair. He’s grinning, saying something to the woman pressed close to his side. Tall, gorgeous, the kind of effortless beauty that doesn’t require second-guessing. She tilts her head, lips barely brushing his ear, laughing at whatever he’s whispered.
His hand rests on her waist, fingers light but familiar.
A dull pressure settles in your chest, creeping in before you can push it away.
You tell yourself it doesn’t mean anything. That it’s normal, expected. That after all this time, you shouldn’t be feeling anything at all.
And yet—
Just as the thought forms, Lando’s gaze lifts.
The second his eyes meet yours, it’s like something tightens, sharpens, pulling everything into focus.
Even across the room, you feel the weight of it.
Neither of you move.
The music swells, bodies shift, champagne glasses clink, but the moment stretches longer than it should.
Then—without hesitation, he spins her.
It’s smooth, calculated in a way that feels deliberate, too easy to be accidental. His back turns, breaking the connection between you like a slammed door.
Oscar watches the entire thing unfold.
After a beat, he exhales, turning back toward the bar, plastering on the most exaggeratedly casual expression you’ve ever seen.
"Another Mojito sounds good, doesn’t it?"
You huff out a laugh, shaking your head.
"Yeah," you murmur. "It really does."
When you turn to order, you miss the way Lando glances back over his shoulder.
But Oscar doesn’t.
...
The first morning of Monaco race week feels different.
The air is crisp, charged with the kind of anticipation that only exists in cities built for spectacle. There’s an undeniable energy, a hum that seems to vibrate through the winding streets, through the terrace cafés and superyachts lining the harbor. It’s a city that’s vibrant even on a normal day, but during Grand Prix week? It practically crackles.
And it’s home.
Which is why, despite the fact that your schedule is packed, your inbox is overflowing, and you technically have a job to do, you’ve spent your morning making pancakes.
Because priorities.
Balancing two containers stacked with still-warm pancakes, you navigate through the paddock with ease, stopping first at Charles’s motorhome.
You barely get a chance to knock before Charles pulls open his door, eyebrows lifting when he sees what you’re holding.
"T’es un ange, vraiment," (You’re an angel, truly) he says, grinning as he takes the container from your hands without hesitation.
"C’est juste des pancakes, Charles," (It’s just pancakes, Charles) you reply, amused.
"Non, non, c’est un acte d’amour," (No, no, this is an act of love) he insists, dramatically pressing a hand to his chest before lifting the lid.
You roll your eyes, but your lips twitch. This is exactly why you like Charles—because every interaction is either chaotic or slightly ridiculous. Usually both.
" T’as décidé de lancer une boulangerie ambulante ou quoi?" (Did you decide to start a traveling bakery or what?) he asks, already picking up a pancake with his bare hands like a menace.
"Pas pour tout le monde," (Not for everyone) you smirk.
"Ah, je suis privilégié, alors." (Ah, so I’m privileged, then)
"T’as toujours aimé être traité comme un prince, non?" (You’ve always liked being treated like a prince, haven’t you?)
"Exactement," he says, nodding solemnly. "Tu me comprends trop bien." (You understand me too well)
Before you can fire back, a new voice enters the conversation.
"What’s all this?"
You glance over your shoulder just in time to see Carlos Sainz strolling past, still in a Williams hoodie, his hair an absolute glorious mess.
"Morning, Carlitos," you greet, smiling as you pull him into a hug.
"Morning," he replies, hugging you back before spotting the pancakes. His expression immediately shifts to pure interest. "And what exactly do we have here?"
"Homemade, fresh, and delivered with love," you say, handing him a plate.
"I’m so glad I walked by at the right time," Carlos grins, already taking a bite.
Charles shakes his head. "I knew you’d steal my breakfast."
"I didn’t steal anything," Carlos says, pointing at you. "She offered. Huge difference."
"She only offers because she’s too nice," Charles retorts.
"Yeah, that’s definitely the reason," you deadpan.
Carlos gives a thumbs-up, still chewing. "Ten out of ten. Would accept again."
You laugh, stepping back. "Well, I have another stop to make before you two start fighting over the last one."
"Tell Oscar he’s not worthy," Charles calls after you.
"Noted."
…
The McLaren garage is already buzzing by the time you step inside, a steady hum of engineers, team personnel, and the occasional blur of papaya moving past. You barely take it in, though—your focus is on one person.
You find Oscar exactly where you expect him—perched on the edge of a counter, legs swinging idly, his attention completely fixed on the screen of his iPad.
You step closer, peering over his shoulder.
"Are you—wait, are you watching The Office?"
Oscar pauses mid-chew, glances at you, then tilts the screen just enough for you to see.
Season 2, Episode 4.
You stare.
"Oscar."
"What?" he says, around another bite of pancake.
"You’re watching it at a glacial pace," you accuse, setting the pancake container beside him. "For someone so fast on track, you’re painfully slow with TV shows."
Oscar smirks, finally glancing up.
"I told you, I don’t binge-watch things in one sitting like you do."
"That’s not a flex, Osc. That’s just a character flaw."
"I like to savor things," he argues, grabbing another pancake like it’s part of his defense.
"No, you like to take six months to finish a single season," you counter, crossing your arms.
"Tell that to my racecraft."
"Oh, I will," you say, grinning. "Right after I tell everyone you still haven’t finished White Lotus."
Oscar lets out a long, genuinely pained groan, dropping his head back against the cabinet.
"You’re the worst."
"I’m just speaking facts."
"You’re speaking like someone who finished all of Breaking Bad in four days."
"Five, actually," you correct.
"See? That’s unhinged behavior."
"It’s called commitment," you say, shrugging.
Oscar shakes his head, taking another bite, clearly accepting his fate. The conversation flows easily, like all your conversations do—comfortable, familiar, like second nature.
Which is probably why you don’t notice Lando walking in until the energy shifts.
It’s subtle—not a full stop, not an obvious shift in tone, but a flicker of something tense in the air.
Lando walks in like he always does—quick, purposeful, in the middle of something. But as soon as his gaze lands on you sitting beside Oscar, there’s a beat of hesitation.
It’s a fraction of a second—barely long enough to register—but you catch it anyway. The way his shoulders go rigid for half a breath, the way his gaze flickers over you before smoothing into something unreadable.
Then, just as quickly, he masks it.
"Oscar," Lando says, tone clipped, neutral. He doesn’t acknowledge you. Not even a glance.
The sting of it is instantaneous, even though you pretend not to care.
Oscar, still chewing, looks up. "Yeah?"
"The whole team’s been looking for you," Lando says, gesturing vaguely toward the engineers. "We need to go over a new strategy."
"Right," Oscar nods, setting his plate down and dusting his hands off. "I’ll be there in a sec."
Lando doesn’t leave immediately.
Instead, he lingers—half-turned away, but still close enough that you can see the tension in his posture.
Then, with an exhale just sharp enough to sound frustrated, he turns and walks off.
Oscar watches him go.
Then he slowly turns back to you, chewing with far too much thought behind his expression.
And then he gives you the look.
One that very clearly says: What the fuck was that?
You lift an eyebrow, also a bit confused by what just happened.
"Don’t look at me like that," you mutter.
Oscar snorts. "Right. Because I’m the weird one here."
"Glad we agree," you deadpan.
But as Oscar grabs his plate and follows after Lando, you can’t shake the feeling that this weekend just got a lot more complicated.
…
Singapore is breathtaking at night.
The humid air clings to your skin, thick and warm, but the city more than makes up for it. The skyline is a glowing masterpiece, skyscrapers illuminated against the inky sky, the Marina Bay waters reflecting every vibrant light.There’s something surreal about being here during the race weekend—the most beautiful night race on the calendar, the entire city pulsing with energy, every street feeling like it belongs to Formula 1.
You walk leisurely through Gardens by the Bay, your steps slow against the backdrop of towering Supertrees, their neon lights casting a futuristic glow over the path. The air is still buzzing with life—distant laughter, the hum of nearby conversations, the occasional whoosh of a breeze pushing through the palm leaves.
Beside you, Lily Zneimer, Oscar’s girlfriend, matches your pace effortlessly, her hands tucked into the sleeves of her lightweight sweater.
You met her earlier in the evening, introduced through Oscar with the casual ease of someone who genuinely thought you’d get along. And, to be fair—he was right.
Lily is incredibly easy to talk to—soft-spoken but sharp, with a warmth that makes conversation flow naturally. You clicked instantly, which is why, when she asked if you wanted to step out for a walk, you didn’t hesitate.
"I still can’t get over how beautiful it is here at night," Lily muses, tilting her head to admire the towering Supertree structures above.
"It’s insane," you agree, glancing up at the web of glowing branches stretching toward the sky. "It almost doesn’t feel real."
"Right?" she laughs lightly. "It looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. Oscar loves this place."
You hum, smiling. "You’ve been to Singapore before?"
"Just once," Lily nods, tucking a loose strand of hair behind her ear. "I came last season, but it was a short trip. It’s nice actually having time to enjoy it this year."
"Yeah, the races kind of turn everything into a blur," you admit.
"Exactly," she agrees, before pausing just long enough for you to notice the slight shift in her tone. "Speaking of racing…"
You glance over.
She’s smiling, but there’s something pointed behind it.
"I heard you’ve been having some… trouble with his teammate."
Your steps falter slightly.
"Trouble?" you repeat.
"Maybe that’s the wrong word," Lily says, tilting her head in thought. "Let’s say… tension."
You let out a small laugh, shaking your head. "I wouldn’t call it trouble, but… yeah. It’s a bit weird."
Lily nods knowingly.
Then, as if it’s the most casual thing in the world, she drops: "Oscar said Lando was annoyed with him after the whole pancake thing in Monaco."
Your stomach pulls tight.
"Wait—annoyed?" you blink. "Why?"
Lily raises an eyebrow, clearly surprised. "He never mentioned it?"
"Not even once," you say slowly, trying to piece together what you’re hearing.
"They usually get on well," Lily continues, studying your reaction carefully. "But after that, apparently, he barely spoke to him. It was noticeable enough for Oscar to bring it up, which says a lot."
You had assumed that whatever had happened in Monaco—whatever weird, quiet grudge Lando had been holding—had been aimed solely at you. That he had ignored you and moved on.
But now…
Now you’re hearing that he had barely spoken to Oscar that whole weekend?
You stare ahead, processing.
"I thought it was just me," you admit, mostly to yourself.
Lily watches you for a moment before giving you a gentle nudge. "Maybe you should talk to him. Just clear the air."
You open your mouth, hesitate, then exhale through your nose.
"I don’t know if that would help," you say honestly.
Lily hums, thoughtful. "Maybe. But ignoring it doesn’t seem to be working either."
You don’t have a counter for that.
…
Mexico city is loud and bright, and the warmth in the air feels almost celebratory. Alexandra had been talking about this dinner she was hosting for weeks, making sure everyone knew it was the event before the race weekend officially kicked off. If the turnout is anything to go by, no one wanted to miss it. The restaurant is stunning—high ceilings, flickering candlelight, the scent of fresh tortillas and smoky mezcal curling through the air. It’s the kind of place that makes you feel like the whole night is stretched out in front of you, waiting to unfold into something memorable.
You arrive in high spirits, weaving through the tables, greeting familiar faces. The atmosphere is relaxed, conversations overlapping in different languages, the soft clink of glasses mingling with bursts of laughter. It doesn’t take long before you find yourself sliding into a seat beside Oscar, who acknowledges your presence with an easy grin.
“Ah, look who finally decided to show up,” he teases, nudging your arm as you set your bag down.
“Had to mentally prepare for whatever nonsense was waiting for me at this table,” you reply, scanning the group.
Carlos, sitting across from you, lets out a dramatic sigh. “I’d say welcome, but I think you already know you’ve walked into enemy territory.”
You raise an eyebrow, amused. “That bad already?”
“Carlos is just upset that I’m his biggest threat now,” Oscar chimes in, reaching for a glass of water. “He’s still not over the last race.”
Carlos scoffs. “You think too highly of yourself.”
“You should be honored,” Oscar counters smoothly. “Most people would love to be my rival.”
“Por Dios,” Carlos mutters under his breath, laughingly shaking his head.
Max, who had been swirling his gin and tonic lazily, finally looks up, unimpressed. “You two are still on this?”
Carlos points at him accusingly. “You’re just saying that because you don’t care.”
Max shrugs. “I care about my cats.”
Charles smirks. “And somehow, you still win races.”
Max lifts his glass as if to toast himself. “It’s all about balance.”
Oscar turns to you, shaking his head. “This is what I deal with on a daily basis.”
“Sounds tough,” you say, completely unsympathetic.
Max leans back, eyeing you playfully. “So, what do you think? Who wins if they go head-to-head next race?”
You hum, pretending to give it serious thought. “I think I’ll stay neutral and just enjoy the show.”
Carlos nods approvingly. “Smart answer.”
Oscar rolls his eyes. “Coward.”
The night moves on, drinks are refilled, plates are passed around, and the warmth of the evening settles into your bones. The food is incredible, Alexandra beaming every time someone compliments her choice of venue. The conversation is easy, filled with teasing and inside jokes, but even through the laughter, you can feel a certain presence in the room. A presence that, despite your best efforts, you’re hyper-aware of.
Lando arrives late, but when he does, it’s impossible to miss him.
His voice carries across the restaurant before you even see him, his laughter breaking through the steady hum of conversation. When he finally makes his way over, he’s in full form—grinning, animated, throwing an arm around Max like they’ve just won something. He slides into a seat between Carlos and Max, immediately falling into conversation, his energy big enough to pull focus. But every time you’re around?
He says nothing.
You don’t think anyone else notices at first. He’s still himself, still cracking jokes, still pulling people into conversations, still loud and impossible to ignore. But whenever you’re in the same circle, whenever your paths inevitably cross, he keeps his focus carefully elsewhere. You catch him sneaking glances when he thinks you’re not paying attention, his gaze flickering your way for barely a second before shifting back. And when he joins a conversation you’re already in, he acts as if you don’t exist at all.
You think you might be imagining it, but then you catch Oscar watching. Charles, too. And when the opportunity presents itself, when the moment naturally shifts and they see their chance, they both take it.
Charles stretches with an exaggerated sigh. “I think I need another drink.”
Oscar pushes his chair back immediately. “Yeah, same.”
You narrow your eyes at them. “Really?”
“Oh yeah,” Oscar nods, already standing.
“Absolutely,” Charles adds, following suit.
They’re gone before you can argue.
And just like that, it’s just you and Lando.
The air changes immediately.
Lando drums his fingers against the table, gaze flicking briefly toward the bar, then back to the space in front of him. He doesn’t look at you, but it still feels like he’s aware of you, like the silence between you is taking up more space than it should.
You let the quiet stretch for a moment before finally breaking it.
“So,” you say casually, leaning back. “How are you?”
He glances at you, just for a second, and something shifts in his expression. Like he wasn’t expecting the question. Like he was caught off guard. You think, for a moment, that he might actually answer, that he might let whatever this is crack just a little.
But then, just as fast, his face smooths over.
“Could be better,” he says simply.
And then, without another word, he stands and walks off to talk to Carlos, leaving you there.
…
The paddock is still buzzing as the sun starts to set over Abu Dhabi, casting long shadows against the garages. It’s the usual pre-race chaos—engineers moving in and out, last-minute interviews happening outside team motorhomes—but your world has narrowed down to a single conversation.
You lean against the doorframe of Oscar’s driver room, arms crossed, watching as he sips from a water bottle like he hasn’t just blindsided you with his latest observation.
“You know he’s jealous, right?”
You blink. “I’m sorry, what?”
Oscar sighs dramatically, shaking his head. “Lando. He’s jealous. And you, my friend, are being absolutely insufferable about it.”
You scoff. “I’m insufferable?”
“Yes.” He nods, completely serious. “The ignoring-you thing? The weird, brooding glances? The fact that he’s acting like a Victorian husband who just found out his wife is writing letters to another man?”
Your lips part in disbelief. “That is a ridiculous comparison.”
Oscar raises an eyebrow. “Is it? Because if he had a top hat, I’m pretty sure he’d be angrily adjusting it every time you walked past.”
Despite yourself, you let out a short laugh. “That is not what’s happening.”
“It is what’s happening.” Oscar tilts his head, unimpressed. “And you’ve just been letting it happen all season.”
Your arms tighten over your chest. “I don’t see how that’s my problem.”
Oscar shrugs. “It’s not a problem, it’s just… a situation you could easily resolve if you both stopped being so painfully repressed.”
You glare. “We are not repressed.”
Oscar snorts. “Oh, right. My mistake. Just two people who definitely don’t have unresolved tension standing in opposite corners of the paddock, staring dramatically across the room like they’re in a period drama.”
You groan, rubbing your temples. “I hate that you’ve started narrating my life.”
“Then fix your storyline.”
There’s something about the way he says it—calm, like he already knows he’s right, like he’s just waiting for you to figure it out yourself—that makes your stomach turn. You hate that there’s truth in his words, that deep down, you already know what’s happening here. You hate that ignoring it has been easier.
And you really hate that Oscar sees through you so easily.
“Just talk to him already,” he says, exasperated.
You huff, pretending to check your nonexistent watch. “Wow, would you look at the time? That’s enough of Oscar’s therapy hour.”
He raises an eyebrow. “Uh-huh.”
You push off the doorframe. “I have very important things to do.”
Oscar smirks. “Like knocking on Lando’s door?”
“Like avoiding you,” you correct, already walking away.
He grins, but doesn’t push it further. “Let me know how it goes.”
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Your heart is pounding by the time you knock.
It’s stupid. You’ve seen him a thousand times before. You’ve spent years around him. But something about this—about actively choosing to be here, about acknowledging something unspoken after months of pretending—makes your nerves coil tight in your stomach.
There’s a brief pause, the muffled sound of movement inside, and then the door swings open.
Lando stands before you, still in his race suit, half unzipped, sleeves tied loosely around his waist, the fabric clinging to the remaining sweat on his skin. His hair is a mess, damp, sticking up in different directions. Hot.
He looks at you, and for the first time, he doesn’t try to mask it.
There’s no indifference. No forced distance.
Just recognition.
“Hey,” he says, voice lower than usual, rough around the edges.
You swallow, suddenly very aware of how close he is, of the heat radiating off his skin, of the way his fingers twitch slightly against the doorframe.
“I just…” You hesitate, feeling a little stupid, a little out of place. “I wanted to say good luck. And that I’m happy to see you doing so well.”
Lando’s expression flickers. Not surprise, not exactly, but something close.
You don’t give yourself time to overthink it.
Before you can stop yourself, you step forward and wrap your arms around him.
He freezes.
It’s a split second—his whole body tensing like he doesn’t know what to do with himself. His arms remain stiff at his sides, and for a moment, you think this was a mistake.
Then, slowly, he exhales.
His fingers brush against your back, hesitant at first—then firmer, pressing lightly against your spine. He doesn’t hold you tightly, but he holds you.
Your face is against his shoulder, and for a moment, neither of you move.
Then, just as quickly as you stepped into him, you pull away.
You meet his eyes for a brief second, your pulse a little uneven, and then, just to break the tension, you flash a small grin.
"Right. So. Uh… don’t crash, I guess?"
Lando lets out a short, breathy laugh—like he wasn’t expecting that.
And then you turn on your heel and walk off, leaving him standing in the doorway, watching you go, hands still hovering slightly at his sides like he’s not sure what just happened.
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The paddock is quiet now, the chaos of the race replaced by a slow, methodical dismantling of the weekend. Mechanics move with practiced ease, packing up equipment, coiling cables, loading crates. The bright lights above cast long shadows across the pit lane, stretching out into the empty grandstands.
You lean against the railing of the paddock terrace, high above it all, watching the world wind down. There’s something almost peaceful about it—the way everything slows after the high-energy storm of the season’s final race.
Oscar was supposed to meet you here, but you don’t mind the solitude. After months of back-to-back weekends, the rare quiet feels like a luxury.
Then, you sense someone stepping beside you.
You don’t even have to turn. You already know it’s him.
Still, when you do, Lando is watching you.
His race suit is still tied around his waist, curls damp from the post-race exhaustion. His face is unreadable, but his presence is steady, intentional.
“Hey, you,” he murmurs.
You smile softly. “Hey.”
For the first time in months, standing next to him doesn’t feel like balancing on a tightrope. There’s no hesitation in the silence, no unsaid words pressing against the edges. Just a quiet that feels comfortable. Familiar.
Lando exhales, staring down at the pit lane below. His fingers tap lightly against the railing, like he’s debating something.
Then—he sighs.
“I’m sorry.”
You blink, caught off guard. “For what?”
A small, self-deprecating laugh escapes him. “For how I’ve been acting all season. For ignoring you. For being… whatever the hell that was.”
You nod, gaze flickering back to the track. “Yeah. You were kind of a dick.”
He chuckles under his breath. “I know.”
There’s a weight in the air, but it isn’t suffocating. Just something that has been waiting too long to be acknowledged.
Lando shifts closer, resting his elbows on the railing. His hands grip the metal a little tighter than usual.
“I didn’t handle things well,” he admits.
You glance at him. “What things?”
His jaw tightens. He hesitates. Then—
“Seeing you every weekend. Looking all happy with Oscar. It was—” He stops himself, inhaling deeply. “It was fucking unbearable.”
You cut him off before he can spiral. “Oscar was just being nice. Made me feel welcome.”
It’s a subtle dig. You know it. He knows it.
Lando scoffs, shaking his head. “Yeah, well, I hated it.”
You tilt your head, studying him. “Lando… do you know what was actually nice about spending time with Oscar?”
His lips press together, shoulders tense. “Enlighten me.”
You keep your voice casual, but there’s an edge to your words.
“Being treated like I exist.”
His jaw flexes. He hears the meaning beneath it.
Lando shifts, his weight rocking slightly onto his heels. He stares down at the pit lane for a long moment, then exhales slowly.
“It’s hard, you know?” His voice is quieter now, rougher. “Trying to move on from something when it still feels unfinished.”
He swallows, glancing at you, then, carefully—
“I didn’t think I moved on.”
Your breath catches.
“What?”
He looks at you then—really looks at you. There’s something raw in his expression, something vulnerable.
“I thought ignoring you would make it easier. That if I acted like you weren’t there, maybe I could get over it.” He lets out a dry laugh, shaking his head. “It didn’t fucking work.”
You exhale, finally understanding.
“Truthfully?” You pause, then admit, “I never moved on either.”
His eyes flicker with something unreadable. Relief. Frustration. Longing. Maybe all of it at once.
“Then why did we do this to ourselves?” he mutters.
You shake your head. “Because we’re idiots.”
He laughs, breathless, like he can’t believe it. “Yeah.”
The weight of the moment settles between you both. It stretches, thickens, morphs into something tangible. Something inevitable.
Then, suddenly, the air shifts.
Lando’s gaze drops—to your lips.
It lingers.
Your heart pounds, but you don’t move away this time.
Hesitantly—like he’s giving you the chance to stop this, to pull back—he leans in.
And you meet him halfway.
The kiss is soft at first. Tentative, hesitant, like he’s testing the waters, like he’s waiting to see if you’ll pull away. His lips brush against yours, light as air, but the way his fingers graze your jaw, the way his breath catches, gives him away.
Then, slowly, something shifts.
His hands slip to your waist, fingers pressing against the fabric of your shirt, tentative at first, then firmer. He pulls you flush against him, your bodies aligning in a way that feels too natural, too easy, like you were always meant to be here.
And then he deepens it.
Not rushed, not desperate but slow, deliberate, like he’s savoring it, like he’s trying to make up for every wasted second. Like he knows this moment is fragile and he doesn’t want to risk breaking it.
Your fingers slide into his curls, damp from the night, messy from the hours he’s spent in his helmet, but softer than you imagined. The second you do, he exhales—a sound somewhere between a sigh and relief, like this is what he’s been waiting for, like something inside him is finally settling into place.
The world shrinks.
The paddock is forgotten.
It’s just him.
Just you.
Just this.
And when you finally pull away, your breath is uneven, your hands still tangled in his hair.
Neither of you speak. You don’t need to.
Your forehead rests against his, both of you lingering in the space between, breath mingling, hearts still racing—like neither of you are quite ready to let go just yet
Lando grins—dazed, breathless, like he’s still processing it.
“So… does this mean you’ll bring me pancakes in Monaco next year?”
You groan, shoving his chest.
“You just kissed me, and that’s the first thing you say?”
“It’s an important question.”
You roll your eyes. “I’ll consider it.”
Lando raises an eyebrow. “Consider it?”
“Yes. If you keep this up.”
He grins. “That shouldn’t be too hard.”
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bonus scene
“Oh, for fuck’s sake. About time.”
You both jolt apart, startled, turning to see Oscar standing there, arms crossed, looking equal parts exasperated and amused.
Lando lets out an actual whimper before burying his face in your shoulder. “No. Nope. This is a dream. This isn’t real.”
Oscar tilts his head. “Nah, it’s real. And I wish it wasn’t.”
You press your lips together, trying not to laugh. “How long have you been standing there?”
Oscar throws his hands up. “Long enough to regret every decision that’s brought me to this moment.”
Lando, still hiding his face, mumbles into your shoulder. “If I don’t move, maybe he’ll go away.”
“Yeah, that’s what you tried with her all season, and look how that turned out,” Oscar deadpans.
Lando groans loudly before finally lifting his head to glare at him. “You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”
Oscar nods, completely serious. “I was genuinely starting to think I’d have to suffer through another season of whatever that was.”
Lando throws his hands up. “I did not—”
Oscar holds up a finger. “Oh, you did. And I had to watch. Every week.”
Lando groans. “I hate everything about this.”
Oscar nods solemnly. “Yeah, well, so did I. I’d estimate I’ve aged about six years in the span of this season.”
You raise an eyebrow. “It was that bad?”
Oscar gestures vaguely. “I mean… watching you two pretend you didn’t carewas exhausting. Do you know how hard it is to be the only sane person in this situation?”
Lando chuckles under his breath. “Fair.”
Oscar narrows his eyes at him. “Oh, now you admit it?”
Lando shrugs. “Had to keep things interesting.”
Oscar scoffs. “For who? Your personal character development?”
You laugh, shaking your head as Lando sighs beside you.
Oscar, still looking far too pleased with himself, claps Lando on the back. “Alright, lovebirds. Carry on. Don’t let me stop you.”
Then, without waiting for a response, he simply turns and walks off, whistling like he’s just closed a major business deal.
Lando watches him disappear, blinking in mild disbelief. “We’re never hearing the end of this, are we?”
You grin, looping your arms around his neck.
“Nope.”
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