#source: burn notice

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.

Caitlyn: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Shelby: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.

Joey: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?

[incorrectspquotes]

Tanith: Spend a few years as an assassin and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover… China: I’ve never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.

Winter: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Ares: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.

Gabrielle: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?

[almostharlanquotes]

[After a phone call between Raylan and Boyd] Tim: I wish I our phone calls were as flirty. Raylan: He threatened to kill me! Tim: I can do that.

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Diana: I'd like to work with you. But it's a little hard to trust someone who tried to kill me 4 times.

Leona: That sounds high. Are you counting when I threw a chair at you?

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: Revenge is a waste of time.

Person B: So is watching TV and eating candy. You do it because it feels good.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Hakuba: *referring to Shinichi's plan* That is, bar none, the craziest plan I have ever heard in my life.

Kaito: Well, you don't hang out with him enough.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Jaheira: Sarevok.

Tav: You know this guy? Who is he?

Jaheira: Our worst nightmare.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Sometimes, the truth hurts

Bellatrix: In those situations, I recommend lying

[incorrect-wandanat]

[Wanda unloads a whole grocery bag of vegetables to the Spider Kids™️]

Wanda: You wanna be a badass? You gotta eat healthy.

Peter, Yelena, Kate: [GROAN]

[incorrect-miss-fisher]

*Mr. Butler, Cec and Bert are standing over a large cache of weapons*

Mr. Butler: If we need more than this, we’re doing something very wrong.

Bert: Or something very right.

[incorrect-stalag-13]

"Covert intelligence involves a lot of waiting around. Any meeting, any appointment, you have to show up early, make sure you are not followed; make sure the area is secured; check out the other guy’s advance team and see how well he is prepared. It’s good trade craft but it’s like hanging out in your dentist’s reception area 24 hours a day. You read magazines, sip coffee, and every once in a while someone tries to kill you."

— Col. R. E. Hogan

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

Botan: Spend a few years as an assassin and a sunny beach just looks like a vulnerable tactical position with no decent cover. I've never found a good way to hide a gun in a bathing suit.

[incorrectmorpherquotes]

You can learn good self-defence fighting with students in a class. But great self-defence, that you pick up fighting with your family.

Jake and Rachel, probably