#source: I love lucy

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Barbara Gordon: This whole thing is my fault. Something I said that started this whole mess.

Dick Grayson: What's that?

Barbara Gordon: "I do."

[roguefankc]

(Beau “Cyclone” Simpson is trying to run through a idea with Tom “Iceman” Kazansky in his office)

Iceman: This is a terrible proposal. I’m not approving it.

Cyclone: I know but it’s the only thing I can think of that the top brass would let slide!

Iceman: No, Simpson.

Cyclone: Give me one good reason.

Iceman (glaring): Well first of all, it sounds like one of Maverick’s ideas, and secondly - 

Cyclone (wincing): Hold it. That’s enough for me.

[emmikay]

(coming up with baby names)

Gracia: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.

Hughes: Okay. ‘Unique’ if it’s a boy and ‘Euphonious’ if it’s a girl.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Durry: You people always drag me into your crazy schemes! Mariel: Well this time we can make do without you. Durry: What's wrong with me all of a sudden?! Mariel: Well alright, come along if you want to. Durry: No, I don't want to. I just wanted you to ask me.

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Mac: How did everyone find out? Bloo: I don’t know. I didn’t tell a soul. Bloo: And they all promised to keep it a secret...

[hxuse-xf-black]

Narcissa: Bella's acting crazy! Andromeda: Crazy for Bella? Or crazy for ordinary people?

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Narvin: You people always drag me into your crazy schemes! Romana: Well this time we can make do without you. Narvin: What's wrong with me all of a sudden?! Romana: Well alright, come along if you want to. Narvin: No, I don't want to. I just wanted you to ask me.

[incorrectwbanimationquotes]

Yakko: Look. *holds up a book*

Hello Nurse: Abnormal Psychology.

Yakko: Yeah, I’m learning to act abnormal.

Hello Nurse: For this, you need a book?

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

Eddie: You’re always complaining about something!

Patricia: When I’m around you I always have something to complain about.

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Brianna: It's our wedding anniversary next week. Roger: Oh, yours and mine? Brianna: ...No, mine and Ian's.

[wish-incorrect-quotes]

Asha: You’re still in bed? I thought you were going to get up.

Simon: Well, I was going to, but then I asked myself, “Why?”

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Tim Drake: You’re always complaining about something!

Damian Wayne: When I’m around you I always have something to complain about.

[unicornblossom13]

Sylvia [answering a phone call]: Hello?

Klaus [on the other end]: Sylvia, this is Klaus, are you alright?

Sylvia: Yeah, why?

Klaus: Sylvi, this is Klaus.

Sylvia: Yeah, I know.

Klaus: This is Klaus, your brother, to whom you may turn in a moment of crisis.

Sylvia [checking the time]: Klaus, have you been drinking?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Viconia: *looks at Aerie and says something in Drow*

Aerie: How dare you!?

Viconia: *smirks* What did I say?

Aerie: I don’t know, but how dare you!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s temperamental people. Yelling and screaming all the time. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO YELL AND SCREAM? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST BE RATIONAL LIKE I AM?!

[incorrectrockyandshockyquotes]

Columbia: Frank’s acting crazy!

Riff Raff: Crazy for the master or crazy for ordinary people?