#incorrect outlander quotes

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Jamie: How drunk are you? Claire: Drunk enough that I know I want to do this. Not so drunk enough that you should feel guilty about taking advantage. Jamie: That's the perfect amount!

[beefsteakclub]

William: "You killed my father."

Jamie:" No. I am your father."

William: Nooooooo. That's impossible!"

Jamie: "Search your feelings you know it to be true."

[hammah-banana]

Young Ian: Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when those tourist folks aren’t around. Y’all know this tastes like garbage?

Claire Fraser: No, I love it.

Young Ian: You don’t love it, it’s pigeon sweat.

[dunbonnets]

Ciaran's thoughts: I'm just gonna carefully drop a few hints here and there that I might like her. Gotta play it cool, ya know? Don't want to seem too desperate or forward.

[A few moments later]

Aoife: *smiles*

Ciaran: Marry me.

[arbitraryreveries]

Claire: If I had a nickel for every time I was dragged onto a ship I didn't want to be on to be a healer, I would have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

[foreverinmyguiltypleasures]

Me: What’s the hardest thing about life…

Y/N: Bills? Aging? Stress?

Me: Trying to adjust back into the real world after you spend the weekend watching and rewatching endless amounts of Outlander and knowing that life can never be like it…

[atsushis-fangs]

North: ali, you love me, right? Scotland: ...normally I'd say yes with little hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere I dont like.

@winterwrites23

[spinnysocks]

Outlanders incorrect quotes- Who ate it?

*The Outlanders in the volcano, standing around a carcass that's clearly been eaten and is now just a pile of bones*

Ushari: So. Who ate it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Jasiri: I did. I ate it-

Ushari: No. No, you didn’t. Janja?

Janja: Don't look at me! Look at Shupavu.

Shupavu: What?! I didn't eat it.

Janja: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was eaten?

Shupavu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s eaten!

Janja: Suspicious.

Shupavu: No, it's not!

Mzingo: If it matters, probably not but... Reirei was the last one by it.

Reirei: Liar! I don't even eat *that*!

Mzingo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the volcano earlier?

Reirei: I use the steam to puff up my fur! Everyone knows that, Mzingo!

Jasiri: Alright, let’s not fight. I ate it, let me get another, Ushari.

Ushari: No. Who ate it?

Janja: Ushari... Kiburi's been awfully quiet.

Kiburi: Really?!

Janja: Yeah, really!

Kiburi: Oh my god-

...

*Distant sounds of arguing*

Ushari: I ate it. I predict ten minutes from now, they���ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a warthog on a stick. *hisses* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[winnie-the-monster]

“After all this time?”

“Always.”

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 12/?

[devilsrecreation]

Janja, as all the other hyenas and crocodiles (sans Kiburi) are crying: Look everyone, I know how hard it is to say goodbye…

Chungu: I’m mostly sad cuz you’re NOT sad!

Janja: What? ME? What about Kiburi?!

Cheezi: KIBURI CRIES ON THE INSIDE, JANJA!

Kiburi: It’s true.

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Lord John: I suppose if I were forced to take a wife, you would be the least objectionable option. Claire: Is that meant to be a compliment? Lord John: Yes.

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Pandora, pointing at her bookshelf: so, this is it.

Regulus: omg dune AND little women??

Remus: angels in America, I love this play!

Sirius: the picture of Dorian Gray and shadow and bone wow!!

Lily: Outlander jeez

Dorcas: Gossip girl!! I read it so many times!

James: Dora why on earth do you have John Lennon’s biography?

Pandora looking up from an Amazing Spider-Man comic book: …

[hammah-banana]

Claire Fraser: As good as you are at your job, I’m twice as good at mine.

[dunbonnets]

Jamie: You do realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Aoife?

Ciaran: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

[ladymiraclewings]

Phantom: You must know, you’ve always known, that in my heart I’m a tyrant. Theodore: I’m reasonably sure you don’t have a heart.