#source: @incorrectstarwarsquotes

[hxuse-xf-black]

Theo, to Draco: Time for plan G. Pansy: Don’t you mean plan B? Theo: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Pansy: What about plan D? Draco: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago, Pans. Blaise: I’m hoping plan G works, because Theo dies in plan E. Pansy: I think it’s time for plan E.

[overheard-at-star-command]

Zurg: LIGHTYEAR! We meet again! Buzz:...I just saw you three hours ago.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Sam: It has come to my attention that you have been harassing Nathan.

Rafe: I wouldn't say 'harassing' so much as persistently tormenting.

[ask-admiral-locust]

Hux: I lost Admiral Locust

Captain Phasma: How did you LOSE the Admiral?!

Hux: To be fair, she is very short.

[behindreylo-blog]

Poe: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Finn: We are not doing that.

Poe: Mistlefoe™

Finn: Poe NO.

[lavender-jedi]

How I accidentally Mandela'd tumblr into misquoting a popular TV show

So back when incorrectstarwarsquotes was still active, I got into the habit of submitting posts to them. I thought they were the peak of comedy (still do tbh) and liked the feedback of seeing my creations get lots of notes via a more popular blog. So, I'm watching Arrow, and see the scene where Detective Lance is interrogating Felicity, and I think it's funny and would work well for Star Wars Rebels. See the original quote below-

Exhibit A

However, I thought that "computer hacking" didn't really fit Star Wars or the character in question (Sabine) so I changed it to "sabotage and vandalism" to fit better. (Yes, I know she's a "slicer" which is basically the same thing so fucking sue me I guess idc). See my edition below-

Exhibit B

Cut to a few months later, I'm looking for other incorrect quotes for some spare chuckles, and I end up searching "source: arrow" and come across people using MY version of this exact quote in their incorrect quotes posts! See example below-

Exhibit C

I don't think I've seen a single usage of this quote in this context that uses the original "computer hacking" line (or the two lines before, mind you). At first, I was actually a little pissy bc I felt like people were "plagiarizing" my creation (as if an incorrect quote submission that took me five minutes is intellectual property). However, now I feel like a trickster goddess for accidentally gaslighting an entire community on a social media platform into misquoting a highly popular tv show. I desperately hope that this has led to someone feeling the full Mandela Effect when upon rewatching Arrow they see the scene in question and realize they've been quoting it wrong for YEARS.

[sneakyninjacat]

Izana: You disappoint me.

Obi: Don't expect me to lose any sleep over it.

[opera-ghost]

Erik: Mistakes were made.

Daroga: By you.

Erik: And people got hurt.

Daroga: By you!

[parttimehero]

Ah, Phyllis.  You look very…sad?  I can never tell.

Penn

[angies-team]

Ezra: I don't have a crush on Sabine.

Ezra: She's just someone that I stare at and I like.

Ezra: And when she's not here it ruins my day.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Rafe: This is not some simple task like, say, riding a bike, cracking an egg, or committing premediated murder.

Nate: Wait, what was that last one?

Rafe: ...Cracking an egg.

[incorrect-uncharted]

Rafe: I've been keeping an eye on Nate.

Sam: You mean stalking him.

Rafe: The language of most stalking laws is pretty vague. I like to think of myself more as a guardian angel.

[ask-admiral-locust]

Inez: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Phasma does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff? Me: If Phasma were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Phasma jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Inez: You jump off a cliff! Locust: Gladly. Provided Phasma did first

[behindreylo-blog]

Rey: Our daughter keeps getting force calls from boys.

Ben: What? Why?

Rey: Because she’s charming and beautiful.

Ben: Trace the call, end his lineage, salt the earth.

Rey: I’m pretty sure he’s 7

Ben: Then it should be easy.

[behindreylo-blog]

Kylo: I lost my girlfriend, Rey. Have you seen her?

Stranger: What does she look like?

Kylo: *sobs* Beautiful.

[behindreylo-blog]

Kylo: (Realizes he’s starting to have feelings)

Kylo: Who the fuck authorized this