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Ty Parsec: If you know me, you know I don't like to have conversation with my neighbors. Buzz: Or any sentient being. Ty: Pretty much. Any person I don't already know. Mira: And most that you do. Ty: True.
#ty parsec#source: tumblr#blosc incorrect quotes#starcommand!buzz#mira nova#queue infinity and beyond
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Based on this post by @overheard-at-star-command
I was not supposed to get so obsessed with this prompt. I was only going to do sketches... then I was only going to do outline.... then I was only going to do black and white.... dear god it consumed me!!!!
I have no idea what happened. I kinda blacked out there. But hey, end result is to my liking. So we are all good my friends!
I also feel like I got a great new reaction image out of Warp from this.
#blosc#buzz lightyear of star command#buzz lightyear#warp darkmatter#blosc incorrect quotes#cake is for talkers
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Zurg: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Warp: Please, just say fuck.
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XL: Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kind of don't.
XR: Why not?
XL: Well, for starters, you're...what, two years old?
XR: No, I'm two and a half!
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**Ty parsec:** Well, Luca lightyear and I finally did it!
**The rest of the squad:** *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
**Ty parsec:** That's right... We kissed!
Lucaxty
Luca is buzz's twin brother&loves ty parsec
#buzz lightyear#blosc#buzz lightyear of star command#buzzlightyearofstarcommand#ty parsec#blosc incorrect quotes#blosc oc#incorrect quotes
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Buzz, joins the star squad, attempting to stop Darkmatter in a cadet rescue mission: look, doesn't it look good?
Darkmatter: it's white, yellow, and orange.
Buzz: I look good, don't I?
Warp: i've seen a ranger in similar colors from the evil you's world, i'm not sure this is not going to turn out well. Look! A cadet is falling!
Buzz, turns around: WHERE?
Warp, escapes:
*Later*
Zurg, remodels his outfit:
#blosc#incorrect buzz lightyear of Star command quotes#warp darkmatter#evil emperor zurg#buzz lightyear
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Gravitina: “Self care is taking a nice, warm bubble bath, or putting on makeup if that’s something you like, or even simply taking a beauty nap.”
Zurg: “Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!”
Warp: “Nah, self care’s more like stealing somebody’s birthday cake just to eat the frosting.”
Zurg: “If you so much as touch my birthday cake, Darkmatter, you’ll very soon find that I’m making you eat your hands.”
Quote source: the Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator
#blosc memes#buzz lightyear of star command#blosc#buzz lightyear of star command memes#incorrect blosc quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect buzz lightyear of star command quotes#warp darkmatter#zurg#gravitina#evil emperor zurg#blosc zurg#warp darkmatter memes#blosc warp darkmatter#zurg memes#evil emperor zurg memes#blosc zurg memes#gravitina memes#agent z#blosc gravitina memes#to infinity and beyond
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#buzz lightyear of star command#blosc#zurg#evil emperor zurg#zurg blosc#stranger invasion#text post#blosc incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Zurg: *Gently taps table*
Buzz: *Taps back*
Gravitina: What are they doing?
Warp: Morse code.
Zurg: *Aggressively taps table*
Buzz: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK—
#buzz lightyear of star command#blosc#blosc incorrect quotes#buzz lightyear#evil emperor zurg#warp darkmatter#gravitina
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XL & Nos-4-a2 Incorrect Quotes(Warning Spoilers) RVB S13 The End Is Near
Scenario. XL doesn’t want to be evil anymore and Nos isn’t happy.
Nos-4-a2: Locus, what are you doing? You're supposed to kill them!
XL: No.
Nos-4-a2: (shocked) What?!
Commander Nebula: (confused) What?!
XR: (lowers blasters, confused) What?!
XL: No more killing.
Nos-4-a2: What are you talking about? You're a soldier, remember?!
XL: I'm not a soldier, I'm a monster... Like you.
Nos-4-a2: XL, we're... partners. Survivors. We need each other. Wh-what about our orders? Our reward?! Becoming the ultimate weapon.
XL: I'm not doing this for the reward. I'm not doing this because someone told me to. I'm doing this for me.
Nos-4-a2 looks around and sighs
Nos-4-a2: (darkly) Then you can die with the rest of them.
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Ty Parsec: Okay, so what's the plan? Buzz: I just told you about it. Ty: Did I look like I was listening when you told me? Buzz: Yes! You did! Ty: Huh...I'm getting better at that.
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Based on this post by @overheard-at-star-command
I was not supposed to get so obsessed with this prompt. I was only going to do sketches... then I was only going to do outline.... then I was only going to do black and white.... dear god it consumed me!!!!
I have no idea what happened. I kinda blacked out there. But hey, end result is to my liking. So we are all good my friends!
I also feel like I got a great new reaction image out of Warp from this.
#this is beautiful#fan comic#blosc incorrect quotes#starcommand!buzz#warp darkmatter#Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
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NOS-4-A2: Would you like something to drink? He opens the fridge We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Ty: Spiders? NOS-4-A2: Spiders it is then. Ty: No, that wasn’t- But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…
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"*groans* Is it time for you already to ruin my day?"
Evil Emperor Zurg, when he sees Buzz show up
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Nos-I made the perfect monster!
XR-No you screwed up a perfectly good robot! Look at him he's got anxiety! Points at XL
Nos-Perfectly good robot? Thats a bigger stretch than a mummys wraps. All that just came with the packaging. Nebula did most of that damage and you know it!
NOS you may be right about Nebula, he wasn’t the best with XL (or XR, like man didn’t want him to be built in the first place, or any robots really), but NOS my man you definitely did some serious damage as well. Mate, you pretended/acted as he’s friend and then you were going to eat him like that’s pretty damaging (not to mention encouraging maladaptive behaviour such as getting revenge *shakes head at NOS*).
But yeah, this is probably how such a conversation would go down
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pre-betrayal
Warp: uh, Buzz, you're bleeding. Buzz: I don't got time to bleed! Warp: it's pretty big. Buzz: there is no wound! Warp: Tell me that in ten minutes.
#warp darkmatter#buzz lightyear#incorrect buzz lightyear of star command quotes#source: my brother#reason number 49887 why Warp gleefully betrayed Buzz Lightyear#blosc#buzz lightyear of star command
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