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Starting the new year with birds (<- my one true obsession)

[Pengwing, 2025]

its so cold where i live and we have gotten hit with snowstorms for the past week, so my mind went to penguins in antartica today.

+ bonus pingu below the cut!

Mr. Handsome, Mr. Scary, and Mr. Clumsy.

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the sheer fact that these two share the same voice actor ( kappei yamaguchi ) is literally sending me

i’m not lying, i swear, yamaguchi voices larry the cucumber in the japanese dub of veggie tales, it’s literally on yamaguchi’s wiki on his voice works -

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in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

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Örnek is a national Crimean Tatar ornament and one of the oldest cultural achievements of the Crimean Tatars. Örnek is included in the UNESCO cultural heritage.

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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

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Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour

She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.

Kids are fun and I am exhausted

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@marinebiologyshitposts

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hey honest question, did anybody have GOOD stuff happen to them in 2024? cause it was really bad for me and for most people i know, so it would be nice to hear about anything that's been going WELL for any of you. even if it's small stuff. just to know there's light out there.

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.

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Turtle ducks!

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i hauve a cold

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MAN DON'T I WISH

Having trouble waking up to your alarm clock? Upgrade to the boisterous braying of the African penguin.

Their raucous racket is guaranteed to wake you from even the deepest sleep. (Also highly effective as car alarms, air horns, and breaking awkward silences.) 📣🐧

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I just saw a screencap of a tweet that said, “married couple looking for experience dom to tell them what to make for dinner each night” and honestly, yeah. Same.

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Elephant be like "Don't make me step on your tail. Or any other part of you."

shooo

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I just hear that name and I shudder.