#funny reylo text posts

[onewomancitadel]

I posted 1,927 times in 2022

That's 680 more posts than 2021!

1,454 posts created (75%)

473 posts reblogged (25%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@onewomancitadel

@pacificwanderer

@corseque

@scintilliation

@anomalous-fox

I tagged 1,926 of my posts in 2022

#seraphina's asks - 460 posts

#knightfall - 296 posts

#user: anonymouse - 212 posts

#stirring the pot - 156 posts

#cindemption - 137 posts

#whingeing and whining and moaning - 131 posts

#the distance which fools the skimming eye - 124 posts

#cinder fall sadsack tag - 79 posts

#seraphina's replies - 78 posts

#user: redhoodhungergames - 74 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#ok wtf came back to edit: the automatic dropdown of tags to pick sometimes really fucks with stuff. it tagged something completely randomly

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

These are like blink and you'll miss it shots (I only skipped to it by accident, and it plays for like, less than a second). I think her sexy performance persona is funny, because easily her most sexy shots are when she's not trying to be like that.

77 notes - Posted January 30, 2022

#4

Cinder Fall is a good character you guys are just boring

80 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#3

General wreck of TROS notwithstanding.

90 notes - Posted September 13, 2022

#2

The last time I tried to give a video essay a chance which was rather recently I fucking snapped when the essayist had the gall to ground his criticism in 'and why does everything happen to the protagonists?' the fucking state of narrative criticism, good grief.

134 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I was just musing on how Reylo was argued against for years: 'it's gross,' or 'it's problematic,' or 'he killed Han', or 'it's incest' (that was the funniest one). Reylo is a good comparison of a ship because alike to Knightfall it's a mythic romance, it has a lot of similar motivating themes along with monomythic storytelling. It was also canon.

The issue with Reylo is that not once have I ever seen Reylo argued against on the grounds of monomythic interpretation or anything decently textually and thematically relevant. Because it was essentially impenetrable.

You couldn't argue with it on the terms of the text or the Original Trilogy because the Original Trilogy had a central redemption predicated on love, and in the context of a young man who is the evidence of Vader once being flesh-and-blood, a familial relationship was natural; between Rey and Kylo, who were both young and shared similar wounds, romance was the natural answer (particularly for picking up where Padme/Anakin left off).

The narrative reasoning that motivated Reylo is Star Wars. It's inseparable. It's mythic. It was the only planned canon detail of the Sequel Trilogy. It's evident in the concept art. They sought out Adam Driver to play Kylo and had a particular Romantic vision of Kylo. Eddie Redmayne auditioned for Kylo with the Pride & Prejudice script:

With films that top secret, they don’t give you the actual lines. So they give you a scene from Pride and Prejudice, but then they tell you you’re auditioning for the baddie. If you’re me, you then put some ridiculous voice on.

Pride & Prejudice is one of the most notable romance novels ever written and presumably this is referencing the 2005 film adaptation.

The Reylo dynamic was planned to be romantic.

The point I'm trying to make here is that you can't argue on these textual grounds and that's why you weaponise personal taste or anti bullshit. It's part of why it became so militant (and it was wrong place wrong time as a part of a broader shift of fandom) and to this day I still encounter people who try to explain to me that it's regressive for a female character to 'fix' a male character completely misunderstanding the thematic point of it or relationship of the characters that was reciprocal and grounded in the ethos of SW. They just keep repeating it because it's all they know and it makes them feel special and contrarian.

Sort of the point I'm trying to get at (as I have made a few posts about this already) is that the grounds on which someone is arguing something matters just as much as what the substantial content is. Reylo's refutation was personal taste. That was it. Because there was no other refutation.

Food for thought.

136 notes - Posted November 6, 2022

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[disneydreamlights]

So obv this post was an April Fool's Day prank, so here were the jokes:

1) I actually don't like Enchantment. I'm pretty tepid but thought making my identity based off of that instead of Wishes (the thing I am known for) was funny.

2) All the links led to funny places. The about link was a fake about page, the tags was consistent, husband (instead of favorite characters) linked to a Kylo Ren video. The second set led to the AO3 profile my more nsfw adjacent content goes on (which is just an sfw omegaverse fic tbh), writing blog was a Rickroll, twitter was DeathStar PR, and ffn led to my Data Riku profile, which is my profile from when I was twenty-one on ffn.

3) Instead of listing my partner, I'm dating Spaceship Earth and Kylo Ren.

4) Sequels instead of prequels, Universal instead of Disney for opposite vibes. Hyperfixation is the same, as His Dark Materials was kinda written in opposition to Chronicles of Narnia's more religious text.

5) Top 5 characters are characters typically either universally hated or have large fanbases and hate attached. Most of which controversial. OTPs are all ships I really don't like (good on you if you ship them but absolutely not for me.)

6) DNI are mostly things that make up my personality except Reylo. I put that they're to make it clear I'm not attacking Reylos (I'm Reylo neutral) when I did the Ben Solo thing, since that was more mocking how I am with Anakin, just with a believable sequels character.

7) I am not Cornpy.

The fake about page follows a similar formula to this post if you clicked it, just with my fandoms removed.

"If you believe today, then it's possible tomorrow. Let your heart guide the way, where then all your dreams will follow. Doesn't matter where you are, 'cause the spark is in your heart. Wherever you go, you have it in you, cause you are the magic."

Heather | 26 | Any Pronouns

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Dating the Epcot Ball. Married to Ben Solo. (His name is not Kylo Ren and he's poly with me and Spaceship Earth)

Main Fandoms: Star Wars Sequels!!!! Also I really like the Universal parks.

Current Hyperfixation: Chronicles of Narnia

Top 5 Characters: Ben Solo (Star Wars), DiZ (Kingdom Hearts), Lorenz (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Sadayo Kawakami (Persona 5) , Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug)

OTP: Dimentio/Timpani,

Other Main Ships: Kawakami/Protagonist, Lorenz/Byleth

I don't have any other interests. Just these ^w^

If you like any of the following don't interact. I mean it:

Anakin Skywalker

Pikachu

Disney parks

Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze

Timpani/Blumiere

Reylo (Ben is mine ❤️)

Also the only good thing about Disney parks is Enchantment. It's the only good fireworks show they've ever had and the fact that it leaves on Monday is a crime.

And finally here's a picture of me. xoxo

[behindreylo-blog]

Phasma: So you have 12 apples and your girlfriend asks for 6 - what do you have?

Kylo, tearing up: A girlfriend.

[darthmaclunkey]

reylo + text posts

[tellthattokanjiklubb]

Kylo Ren, cringing at the Vader helmet in his room:

The KOR: it’s a nice statement piece.

[reylostinparadise]

Kylo: You have that look in your eyes... from the forest. When you called me a monster.

Rey: You are a pretty monster.

Kylo: Yes, I- Wait, what?

Rey: What?

[daisvridley]

friend: so, what are you reading?

*closes M-rated and explicit fanfiction nervously*

me: ohhhh, nothing.. just some gossip ya' know..

[greyofjakku]

Kylo: I am my own person.

Kylo: I listen to no one.

Kylo: I make the rules.

Kylo: I am the Supreme Leader.

Kylo: What I say goes.

Kylo: I am the most powerful person in the entire galaxy.

Rey: Kylo, come here.

Kylo: Yes, Rey? What is it? Do you need something? For me to help you with your forms? Lunch? Kill someone? A snack? Anything you want.

[perfectfangirl]

kylo: forget the sith, the jedi, and everything else and come runaway from all this with me

rey: i can't.

kylo: but i am pathetically and hopelessly in love with you and i don't deserve you please fix me i need you

rey: you just said that out loud

rey: are you crying

[richard-is-bored]

“So no head?”

[lonely-single-potato]

*Me coming over into the Reylo fandom after seeing The Last Jedi*

[leann-winblr]

Me: I think of myself as an emotionally stable person.

Kylo Ren: join me......please

Me: well shit

[kvtemessner-blog]

them: dont waste ur tears on stupid stuff, save them for when u really need them

me: okay

me: uses all of them on ben solo

[behindreylo-blog]

Anakin Skywalker: Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck: Padmé

Marry: Padmé

Kill: Padmé

[mehmegmeh]

As someone who saw this before. This is the worst that can happen to America believe me, if it works not just black people, even whites who stand against him will be in danger.

THE PRESIDENT HAS ANNOUNCED MATRIAL LAW. POLICE WILL BE MORE AGRESSIVE. MILITARY FORCE WILL BE USED AS THREATS.

WE ARE IN DANGER. STOP BEING SILENT FOR TODAY. SPREAD THE NEWS, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, DONT TRUST EVERYTHING THE MEDIA TELLS YOU, STAY INSIDE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY;

STAY SAFE.

[tellthattokanjiklubb]

Rey, staring at snow: look at all that nature cocaine!

Ben: I have never loved someone so much.