#funny reylo text posts

[darklinaforever]

We need to talk more about how people in TROP fandom love to spew raging misogyny while trying to pass it off as feminism. I just saw some Celeryporn stan post that somehow made it into the Haladriel tag, which was ranting the usual bullshit about how people ship Galadriel with Sauron because we’re all horny for Charlie and using Galadriel as a self-insert. If you claim to be “defending” a female character (who is not real, btw) while policing sexuality and spreading seething contempt for a huge group of women in fandom (not that all Haladriel shippers are women, but a significant amount are), then you may want to consider the idea that you don’t like women as much as you think you do.

Side note, I think it’s also funny how these kinds of takes involve being totally blind about Galadriel’s pov. “Galadriel’s feelings for Halbrand were never confirmed to be romantic” — Charlotte B (another real woman in a senior position on the show) said multiple times that Galadriel fell in love with Halbrand. The only reason for people to be so staunchly in denial about this is because they need Galadriel to be an eternally monogamous bride. (Shocking news, a female character can be attracted to more than one man throughout her life…) Some people on that side need to unpack A LOT of patriarchal puritanical bullshit from their system before they speak on Galadriel.

I completely agree. It's basically shaming specifically female fans at this point, trying to reduce them to unthinking hormones on legs. While ironically, it is this side of fandom that is most steeped in reflection and analysis (something which also requires a lot of work and which some dare to call a demonstration of obsession and madness. You have to know the antis after a while ! Either we don't think or we think too much !). This way of doing and thinking by some is always specific to romances with "bad boys" (because ironically, some are not really bad boys, yes, it's you I'm talking about Zuko). Literally, I've seen this stupid argument of "self insert" for so many ships beyond Haladriel / Saurondriel. Zutara. Reylo. Darklina. Oshamir. Dramione. And so so many others ! At this point, it gets worrying. We are clearly on a puritanical morality encroaching on fiction. The worst thing is that it is more and more common to bring up this argument. Particularly in many long YouTube videos that pathetically try to appear thoughtful and intellectual when talking about the excesses of loving bad guys with heroines and why it absolutely must stop. Or even just making bad handsome guys supposedly becomes immoral and should be stopped too ! And the worst ? Most of the time, it's women that I see making these kinds of video reviews. The worst ball against his camp ever. Girls, you're basically giving points to the patriarcha on this level... In any case, either it is the excuse of the self insert used to defend a fictional female character that ironically they demean by trying to this point to portray her as a virgin husband eternally faithful and in love with her husband with whom she is at hardly in the original text... While degrading women in real life, so basically, they spit on all sides in this feminist believer but by spreading mysogynistic remarks, all to try to make people believe that they, they really know what this story is about, that they really understand it and that we, poor women blinded by hormones that we are, no. And even if some ship ships for self insert... SO WHAT ? Don't women have the right to fantasize ? We're actually pissing you off. Or else, we are on the classic excuse of trying to protect poor women who will see this fictional relationship with a lord of darkness and a lady of light in a fantasy universe as a relational example to follow in real life. Mysogynism at its height, because no, we need to be protected from fiction that we would be too stupid not to differentiate from reality. You know... the excuse that most men started giving when women started reading more than them and that according to them it could have perverted them and made them think bad things ? Yes, I totally compare the puritan morality on the romance with bad guys to that which criticized women for reading a time ago. Because ultimately, it's not that far away. Anyway, it hasn't really changed. Just look at how books with predominantly female successes are treated / viewed by the general public. The criticism of women's love for villains and romance with villains is only one of countless aspects.

Oh, and side note, not only can a woman love several men in her life, and even more so when this woman happens to be an immortal elf with a very, very long life.

[disneydreamlights]

So obv this post was an April Fool's Day prank, so here were the jokes:

1) I actually don't like Enchantment. I'm pretty tepid but thought making my identity based off of that instead of Wishes (the thing I am known for) was funny.

2) All the links led to funny places. The about link was a fake about page, the tags was consistent, husband (instead of favorite characters) linked to a Kylo Ren video. The second set led to the AO3 profile my more nsfw adjacent content goes on (which is just an sfw omegaverse fic tbh), writing blog was a Rickroll, twitter was DeathStar PR, and ffn led to my Data Riku profile, which is my profile from when I was twenty-one on ffn.

3) Instead of listing my partner, I'm dating Spaceship Earth and Kylo Ren.

4) Sequels instead of prequels, Universal instead of Disney for opposite vibes. Hyperfixation is the same, as His Dark Materials was kinda written in opposition to Chronicles of Narnia's more religious text.

5) Top 5 characters are characters typically either universally hated or have large fanbases and hate attached. Most of which controversial. OTPs are all ships I really don't like (good on you if you ship them but absolutely not for me.)

6) DNI are mostly things that make up my personality except Reylo. I put that they're to make it clear I'm not attacking Reylos (I'm Reylo neutral) when I did the Ben Solo thing, since that was more mocking how I am with Anakin, just with a believable sequels character.

7) I am not Cornpy.

The fake about page follows a similar formula to this post if you clicked it, just with my fandoms removed.

"If you believe today, then it's possible tomorrow. Let your heart guide the way, where then all your dreams will follow. Doesn't matter where you are, 'cause the spark is in your heart. Wherever you go, you have it in you, cause you are the magic."

Heather | 26 | Any Pronouns

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Dating the Epcot Ball. Married to Ben Solo. (His name is not Kylo Ren and he's poly with me and Spaceship Earth)

Main Fandoms: Star Wars Sequels!!!! Also I really like the Universal parks.

Current Hyperfixation: Chronicles of Narnia

Top 5 Characters: Ben Solo (Star Wars), DiZ (Kingdom Hearts), Lorenz (Fire Emblem: Three Houses), Sadayo Kawakami (Persona 5) , Gabriel Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug)

OTP: Dimentio/Timpani,

Other Main Ships: Kawakami/Protagonist, Lorenz/Byleth

I don't have any other interests. Just these ^w^

If you like any of the following don't interact. I mean it:

Anakin Skywalker

Pikachu

Disney parks

Satine and Bo-Katan Kryze

Timpani/Blumiere

Reylo (Ben is mine ❤️)

Also the only good thing about Disney parks is Enchantment. It's the only good fireworks show they've ever had and the fact that it leaves on Monday is a crime.

And finally here's a picture of me. xoxo

[behindreylo-blog]

Phasma: So you have 12 apples and your girlfriend asks for 6 - what do you have?

Kylo, tearing up: A girlfriend.

[darthmaclunkey]

reylo + text posts

[tellthattokanjiklubb]

Kylo Ren, cringing at the Vader helmet in his room:

The KOR: it’s a nice statement piece.

[reylostinparadise]

Kylo: You have that look in your eyes... from the forest. When you called me a monster.

Rey: You are a pretty monster.

Kylo: Yes, I- Wait, what?

Rey: What?

[daisvridley]

friend: so, what are you reading?

*closes M-rated and explicit fanfiction nervously*

me: ohhhh, nothing.. just some gossip ya' know..

[greyofjakku]

Kylo: I am my own person.

Kylo: I listen to no one.

Kylo: I make the rules.

Kylo: I am the Supreme Leader.

Kylo: What I say goes.

Kylo: I am the most powerful person in the entire galaxy.

Rey: Kylo, come here.

Kylo: Yes, Rey? What is it? Do you need something? For me to help you with your forms? Lunch? Kill someone? A snack? Anything you want.

[perfectfangirl]

kylo: forget the sith, the jedi, and everything else and come runaway from all this with me

rey: i can't.

kylo: but i am pathetically and hopelessly in love with you and i don't deserve you please fix me i need you

rey: you just said that out loud

rey: are you crying

[richard-is-bored]

“So no head?”

[lonely-single-potato]

*Me coming over into the Reylo fandom after seeing The Last Jedi*

[leann-winblr]

Me: I think of myself as an emotionally stable person.

Kylo Ren: join me......please

Me: well shit

[kvtemessner-blog]

them: dont waste ur tears on stupid stuff, save them for when u really need them

me: okay

me: uses all of them on ben solo

[behindreylo-blog]

Anakin Skywalker: Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck: Padmé

Marry: Padmé

Kill: Padmé

[mehmegmeh]

As someone who saw this before. This is the worst that can happen to America believe me, if it works not just black people, even whites who stand against him will be in danger.

THE PRESIDENT HAS ANNOUNCED MATRIAL LAW. POLICE WILL BE MORE AGRESSIVE. MILITARY FORCE WILL BE USED AS THREATS.

WE ARE IN DANGER. STOP BEING SILENT FOR TODAY. SPREAD THE NEWS, TELL YOUR FRIENDS, DONT TRUST EVERYTHING THE MEDIA TELLS YOU, STAY INSIDE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY;

STAY SAFE.

[tellthattokanjiklubb]

Rey, staring at snow: look at all that nature cocaine!

Ben: I have never loved someone so much.