#source : izombie

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.

Jon: So, is that a 'yes,' you want a lemon cake or no?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Personally, I’ve been toying with the idea of becoming a bad boy.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Natasha to Clint: Take care of Y/N, please. I'm probably going to marry the person.

Y/N, across the way: *Screaming as they're being chased by wasps and run head first into a tree*

Clint: 

Clint: Are you sure?

Natasha, swooning: I love them already.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: So what’s next? Politics?

Astarion: Ha! Do I really seem that depraved?

Tav: Jury’s still out.

[lynpheasmagix]

Flora: *in the Alfea Greenhouse* What brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Musa: It's raining.

Flora: That's liquid sunshine, my friend!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Personally, I’ve been toying with the idea of becoming a bad boy.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: Why was I such a jerk? Richie: Who knows? It was just one of the many things I accepted in order to talk to you, because you're super hot. I'm kidding... to a degree.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: You know, hugs are my drug of choice.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

iZOMBiE: Brainless In Seattle Part 2.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Tommy: Why was I such a jerk? Kimberly: Who knows? It was just one of the many things I accepted because you're super hot. I'm kidding... to a degree.

[spookydicks]

Keyleth: What brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Percy: It's raining.

Keyleth: That's liquid sunshine, my friend!

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: You know what I enjoy? Killing people who piss me off.

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mama always said?

Damian: "Why'd I stop using birth control?"

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Lae’zel? I don't trust that gith.

Tav, rolling their eyes: No surprise there.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Theo: I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mama always said?

Lydia: "Why'd I stop using birth control?"

[ladymiraclewings]

Felix: Personally, I’ve been toying with the idea of becoming a bad boy.