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F.C.G: *after Laudna's stabbing* Does your message spell cover calls to hell?
Imogen: Hell?
F.C.G.: She's lesbian and dead. Where else would she be?
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Beau: “This is to the loser who dared tell me that being gay isn’t a choice.”
Beau: “You’re right, being gay isn’t a choice!”
Beau: “It’s a COMPETITION and I am WINNING.”
Beau, gesturing at Yasha: “Have you SEEN my WIFE?!”
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Dariax: I guess I’m just too tough to cry
Opal: you were crying about Dorian literally an hour ago
Dariax, tearing up: I just love him so much
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Jester: You're from here, Lord Thain? Where do you live?
Essek, thinking: Don't panic, don't panic. This is fine. Just be vague.
Essek: ...Around.
Essek, thinking: Not that vague!
#jester lavorre#essek thelyss#critical role#incorrect quotes#lord lord from around#incorrect critical role quotes#original
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Keyleth: “The risk I took was calculated! But… 𝘣𝘰𝘺 am I bad at maths.”
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(ashton, drinking their morning beer, in debt with yet another person): one day more, another day, another destiny, this never-ending road to calvary, these men who seem to know my crime, will surely come a second time, one day more
(laudna, accidentally dislocating her shoulder): i did not live until today, how can i live when we are parted?
(ashton): one day more
(imogen & laudna, being dramatic sapphics): tomorrow you'll be worlds away, and yet with you, my world has started
(fcg, shouting up at the changebringer, getting ignored again): one more day all on my own
(imogen & laudna, holding hands in a meadow): will we ever meet again?
(fcg): one more day with her not caring
(imogen & laudna): i was born to be with you
(fcg): what a life i might have known
(imogen & laudna): and i swear i will be true!
(fcg): but she never saw me there
(orym, the bestest soldier in zephrah): one more day before the storm
(imogen, ruidus shining ominously behind her): do i follow where she goes?
(orym): at the barricades of freedom
(imogen): shall i join my brothers there?
(orym, mario jumping around the battlefield): when our ranks begin to form
(imogen): do i stay or do i dare?
(orym): will you take your place with me?
(bells hells): the time is now, the day is here
(ashton, raging): one day more!
(chetney, putting on the butcher’s bib and sharpening his chisels): one day more till revolution, we will nip it in the bud, we'll be ready for these schoolboys, they will wet themselves with blood!
(ashton): one day more!
(fearne, pickpocketing the whole of exandria): watch ‘em run amuck, catch 'em as they fall, never know your luck, when there's a free for all, here a little dip, there a little touch, most of them are goners, so they won't miss much!
(bells hells): one day to a new beginning, raise the flag of freedom high! every man will be a king, every man will be a king, there's a new world for the winning, there's a new world to be won, do you hear the people sing?
(imogen, hopefully, please don’t go evil): my place is here, i fight with you!
(ashton, going into hyper-rage): one day more!
(overlapping chaos, bells hells trauma dumping on every single guest)
(chetney & laudna): we will join these people's heroes (i did not live until today)
(chetney & fearne & imogen): we will follow where they go (watch them run amuck) (tomorrow you'll be worlds away)
(chetney): we will join these people's heroes, we will follow where they go, we will learn their little secrets, we will know the things they know
(ashton): one day more!
(fearne & fcg): watch 'em run amuck (one more day all on my own), catch 'em as they fall, never know your luck, when there's a free-for-all
(chetney): we'll be ready for these schoolboys
(ashton, punting ludinus into the sun): tomorrow we'll be far away, tomorrow is the judgement day
(bells hells): tomorrow we'll discover what our god in heaven has in store!
(all point at matt behind a dm screen, matt waves shyly)
one more dawn
one more day
one day more!
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Laudna: Bye, Imogen! Bye, Dorian! Bye, Orym! Bye, Fearne! Bye, Ashton! Bye, F.C.G.! Bye, Imogen!
Orym: You said 'Bye, Imogen' twice.
Laudna: I like Imogen.
#critical role#campaign three#cr3#imogen temult#laudna#imodna#incorrect quotes#incorrect critical role#incorrect critical role quotes
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First tumblr post am I being funny correctly?
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Beau: Ah yes, the two genders *points at Caleb* “I no longer wish to be perceived” and *points at Molly* “I have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”
#critical role#the mighty nein#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#caleb widogast#mollymauk tealeaf#the mighty queue
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Caleb: You know archaic Draconic??
Essek: I got bored with classical Draconic.
Caleb: You know *normal* Draconic?
Essek: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.
Caleb: You have a knitting club?!
Essek: You don't know everything about me Widogast. Now, do you want a sweater or a scarf?
#essek#essek thelyss#caleb#caleb widogast#shadowgast#campaign 2#c2#mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes
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(pike): what's the worst part of valentines day?
(vax): whenever we go out to eat as a fancy restaurant, we can't hold each other's hands, cause people think we are having a seance.
(vex): to be fair, if you saw 3 people, all holding hands in a circle, sitting around a candle lit table, wouldn't you be suspicious.
(vax): no, i'd mind my own business if i want to hold keyleth and gilmore's hands, then i should be able to, and if they wanna hold each other's hands, they should be able to, and if we wanna summon a ghost cause our food is taking forever to get out, then we should be able to.
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Fearne: When I interact with a new object, I’m gonna look at it for a little bit. I’m gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around. I’ll pick it up, wiggle it back and forth…
Fearne: and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth.
Fearne: and if it doesn’t try to get OUT of my mouth… it’s going down the hatch.
Fearne: if you ask me, it’s a pretty good way to do things
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Caleb Widogast: "I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons."
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Essek: [making fun of Trent]
Caleb: you are so incredibly hot right now
#shadowgast#essek thelyss#caleb widogast#Caleb has ptsd#Essek is a good boyfriend#incorrect quotes#critical role#the mighty nein
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2609
Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)
#critical role#bells hells#imodna#imogen temult#laudna#ashton greymoore#laura bailey#taliesin jaffe#marisha ray#incorrect quotes#marks and rec misc#source: victorious
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(after visiting the shadowgast residence)
Jester, sending to Fjord: -and they were comparing notes!
Veth: oh my god they were comparing notes
#veth knows exactly what that means#critical role#the mighty nein#this is so stupid#but am i wrong#shadowgast#comparing notes is like wizard foreplay#IM SORRY#BUT AM I WRONG THOUGH#incorrect quotes#mighty nein
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