#someone actually said this to me
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being āĆ©n megvetem janus pannoniustā#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#āĆ©n nem Ć©rtem isten akaratĆ”tā number one thing to say during high school literature class#š
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You told me you were always going to be there for me That youāre always available to talk Youāre the first person Iām able to open up to in years Why do you have to go and fuck it all up? I open up Spilling out the words I never thought would leave my thoughts
āIām not your fucking emotional support animal.ā
I knew it was too good to be true.
-manic-thinking
#someone actually said this to me#writing#love#writer#i love him#poetry#poetic#poet#writings#poets#black and white#sadcore#sad but true#i am sad#sad thoughts#depressing#feeling alone#alone with my thoughts#original poem#poets on tumblr#poems on tumblr#poem#love poem#my poem
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has saidā it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall š#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.
Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.
You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.
"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.
"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.
I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.
Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.
Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.
#i hope i didn't sound rude btw i am saying this respectfully and this is directed to the ones who push these hcs as canon#if you have your own theories and know abt aroace stereotypes but are respectful abt it this is not for you keep scrolling#i actually think showing jinx (who has been dehumanized by the fandom A LOT) in a romantic relationship is good for her character#and viktor letting himself be free and loving what he considered imperfections thanks to jayce at the end c'monnn they need to make love#tired of disabled characters being treated as babies and always hc them as aroace let them fuck#this being said i am aware there are more terms inside aroace etc etc etc and there are more ways of considering them aroace etc etc etc#this is NOT about that it's about being aware of how 'mmm it's the vibes!' argument does NOT work when it's stereotypes#it's like saying 'wow this robotic character is giving me autistic vibes idk why' LIKE CMON NOW WEFNEWLFNL YOU KNOW WHY#please don't cancel me i am giving my humble opinion as someone aroaspec#at the end of the day you can do whatever the fuck you want tbh#i'm not the shipping police here#arcane#viktor arcane#jinx arcane#jayvik#timebomb
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"ur like the only cool catgirl in this school"
CATGIRL????? WHAT???????
#true story#no but like#why did they say that???#someone actually said this to me#it was actually so funny#like what#???#weird irl moments#why catgirl tho#u can say some shit like weird girl yknow..#ur allowed to#im not gonna stop u#irl#just remembered this#this happened earlier in the year#but it still shocks me to this day#like huh
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14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them
3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:
today iāve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and itās honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldnāt be more proud š„¹
#as someone who never had support itās wild to me to ACTUALLY DO IT BITCH!#my hs counselor said iād never amount to anything and id be lucky to work fast food#only bc i was disruptive and hated the southern culture i was raised in#hope she chokes on my success :)#pixel art#artist on tumblr#aesthetic#illustration#i am so fucking powerful#i put 18 but itās rly like 14 yrs ago lmao oops#i edited the age for clarity sake after doing the math!!!!
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Do you think that Odysseus has become a kind of running joke among the gods, like when we joke about cockroachs' survivability?
For example some mortal is surviving stuff that rly should've killed him, and someone on Olympus says "is he pulling an Odysseus on us?" and everyone laughs
#Odysseus in his palace gets a cold shiver like āik someone is speaking about me and its rarely a good thingā#i offer to make āto pull an Odysseusā an actual idiom that means āto go though many neg things and surviveā#ex āfriday i had classes from 8:30am to 3:30pm with only an hour of break to eat. i rly had to pull an odysseusā#āthe vet said my cat wouldn't live older than 2-3yo but hes pulling an Odysseus he's 4yo and in great shapeā#the iliad#odysseus#the odyssey#epic the musical#homer
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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"
some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#I LOVE PLOTTING AND ALSO SCHEMING#listen i have a lot of feelings and i needed 2 process them and i do that by making art 2 target my mutuals directly#read my about it's there it's in the fineprint if we talk You Are Not Safe smile#i just . BITING BITING BITING this fic#the domesticity the grief the casual yet unfathomably deep soulmatism.......im ruined i tell u Ruined#so naturally i dropped everything#remember how i said lefts/rights r my enemy my beloathed my nemesis. MIRRORS MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE FHGDSAJFGJS I WANTED DEATH#i was like this is incorrect. no this is correct. flips them around in my head. no im wrong again actually#purgatory tbh but we got there (watch me be wrong again tho if i am wrong again i think i will Cry)#anyway!!! i don't have much else to say except pls read the fic and show jinx some love they 1000% deserve it this fic 1000% deserves it#i could only draw so many scenes but i would draw all of it if i could#fr i ws so paranoid abt accuracy lmao cut 2 footage of me looking up rice cooker models and wtf the colour 'carnelian' was#i hope i got everything right i hope i did it justice :'>#also if any1 mentions how megumi's arm in 3 is at an awkward angle. look me in the eye and tell me youve comfortably cuddled with someone#i will call u a liar
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All he knows is flirt with men and lie.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#su she#jin guangyao#Jin Guangyao smelt the 'no one appreciates me' wafting off this guy and said 'is anyone else going to manipulate that to their benefit?'#Su minshan fans...I get it. He's so deep into his role as a pawn he thinks he might have a chance of being someone bigger in this game.#He does play a key role but he's never actually out of anyone's shadow! That's brutal!#JGY's manipulation games are always so fun to see in action. His words are his weapon!#He's getting verbally kicked around only to have someone acknowledge his achievements! Just like how NMJ did for JGY.#He is a master of honeyed words and gentle appreciations. His instrument is *your* heartstrings.#He might see himself in Su She; They both feel under valued and hungry for more importance -#-but it's also a means for JGY to know how to pull his strings.#(IN THIS MOMENT. I very much realize he does come to care for him later on.)#It is also funny how much his powerplays involve sweet talking men. Where did he learn that from?#(Most likely the brothels he grew up in. It's a kick in the gut once you see that link!)
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Your highnessā¦ I donāt feel so good
#I was literally getting the same feeling I got watching Jimmyās empires 2 when I was watching scars stream from 2 days agoā¦#and then doc said THAT. full body chills. thanks#hermitcraft#hermitcraft s10#docm77#docm77 skyblock#hermitcraft skyblock#idk how to tag that man#art escapades#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#empires smp#empires s2#sheriff jimmy#tumble town#uhhhh idk what else to tag hopefully that covers it#idkā¦ something about scar and Cleo and Joe all teasing him relentless despite the fact that he was obviously Actually upset#(āIām sure itās actually fine but just. the vibes of someone whoās sick of getting messed with getting relentlessly messed with. yknow)#it makes me feel vaguely sick#again Iām sure theyāre fine but idk man he sounded so mad#so naturally. whatever this is happened in my brain#Iām normal I just needed to get this out of my system <3#thereās some really interesting parallels happening here that I canāt quite put into worse#words*#so I put it into images insteadā¦ hopefully youāre getting my brain waves
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The way Luz's thank you drawing got rejected by the person it was for when she thought she finally found someone who wouldn't make fun of her for her eccentric behavior, that she is worthless..and then the drawing does get recognized, that it's beautiful and why would it get thrown away. She was finally understood (I am in shambles help-)
#My post#The Owl House#Luz Noceda#I have so many thoughts about this pilot I might make another post down the line#But this. Holy shit it got me good-#She thought she finally found someone who'll understand her considering they seemingly stood up for her#And it absolutely gets her; the way her eyes sparkle because she believes she won't be totally alone anymore#But no. She also makes fun of Luz for trying to show her way of thanks#But then Luz does find someone who actually understands; an outcast like her#(New tag but I just realized Amity said that the drawing was beautiful but in a half-assed tone meanwhile Eda means it genuinely aaaaaaaa-)
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[ID: A digitally illustrated two panel comic of Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Sims from The Magnus Archives. In the first panel Martin is stood at a counter preparing a cup of tea. He is smiling softly with his eyes closed and a thought bubble next to his head shows a small image of Jon with some hearts around him and text reading "ah... Jon...". The second panel shows Jon sat at his desk with the mug of tea from the first panel in his right hand and papers in his left. He is growing and saying "Martin's such a fucking idiot I hope he dies". End description.]
Stupid season 1 jonmartin dynamic ily forever
#listening to jon talk in season 1 after having just listened to s4+5 is hysterical. 'good lord man!' girl you don't actually talk like that#the rp accent is truly so aggressive and as someone who used to talk like that (rip my original accent that will never return)#it's a dark mirror to what i must have sounded like#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#tma fanart#the magnus archives#wait i wanna clarify i didn't do the rp accent by my own volition that was enforced on me by my mum who said i 'spoke like a peasant'#i started speaking like that at around 13 and dropped it at around 15 i think#now my accent is unidentifiable but has a tint of american because of too much time spent watching american shows#but it was originally a lincolnshire accent#sorry for the maddy accent lore in the tags i'm gonna go now
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San Sebastiano (1474) di Sandro Botticelli
#carlos sainz jr#carlitos#i love to compare art to art#formula 1#f1#i love one martyr (carlos)#to be flagellated for actually helping people? I KNOW SOMEONE#art compilation#i dont think this will be the last time my brain pulls this#carlos' tiddies compilation#also#me and my bestie share one braincell and she made me think of this!#the fucking martyr that never was shown in pain OH I SAID IM SURE#carlos sainz jr and christian iconography? SIGN ME TF UP#carlos' religious parallelisms
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*You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.
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*You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.
#my art#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#undertale#ut#psst its transparent#chara undertale#asriel undertale#chara#asriel#chara dreemurr#asriel dreemurr#utdr#undertale fanart#utdr fanart#fanart#okay some fun little explanations#asriel's arms and legs are restricted because as a flower he cant use them at all. his body is not his own/his to use#which is also why the biggest flower is covering his face. ofc thats flowey i dont have to explain that part probably LOLOL#also it makes his body look more like a stem lol#he also is still holding onto chara with everything he has. the vines as well tie them together.#if u look close its actually an incomplete infinity symbol teehee#theres something to be said about how chara is the one sleeping in the soil and how flowers grow from soil/how asriel idolizes chara and#tries to adopt their mindset (which comes from abuse) and in floweys case it's exacerbated by like. the whole soullessness +#no consequences thing#but i cant articulate that so. if someone else figures it out go ahead HELP . anyways#those blue flowers r forget me nots in case its not clear
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and the universe said, i love you because you are love
#kingdom hearts#kh#khedit#khgraphics#dailygaming#gamingedit#khgifs#sora#axel#ventus#kairi#namine#xion#terra#riku#roxas#repliku#aqua#my edits#my gifs#ugh i started working on this WAY too long ago and went really slowly because i got frustrated#so please ignore all the flaws. i just wanted to finally get this idea out there lol#edit: also someone said in the tags that it was cool of me to give roxas gray eyes#and i actually didn't even mean to do that with the coloring but now i'm pretending i did. because it IS cool. it works well on him.#all the other eye color changes were 100% on purpose though lol. brown eyed terra and green eyed ven and purple eyed kairi SUPREMACY!!!
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
#i saw someone a while ago talking about how wwx always has good intentionsā¦.#his personal road to hell was paved with good intentions yes but iām not sure where making a guy eat his own legs fits#it is so funny to me how the tiger tally/yin iron influences wei wuxian differently in each adaptation#i remember making a sliding scale of how āculpableā wwx is from adaptation to adaptation#based on how they portray the mental effects of the iron#but for the life of me i cannot find it :(#wwx really said āif i had a cursed amulet i simply wouldnt be corruptedššā#thatās basically what he tells lan zhan in this episodeā¦. if necromancy was having ill effects i would notice#and you know. at this point he is lying about everything. but i do wonder how much he actually believes that šļøšļø#how much of his mind is resigned to doing whatever needs to be done to exact revenge regardless of harm to himself#and how much genuinely believes that heās smart and competent enough to make it through whole#the answer of course is BOTH!! bisexual pride#mdzs#art#mdzs spoilers#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#grandmaster of demonic arts#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#my art#the grandmaster of diabolism#cql#the untamed#ééē„åø#éę
令#mdzs meme#doodle#lmao
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