#docm77 skyblock

[shepscapades]

Your highness… I don’t feel so good

[zhukzucraft]

doc "i'm not a baby" m77

[elodee]

Doc seems to be doing well up there

[mbohjeezart]

[ WIP ]

Bring a goat to a courthouse...

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Doc being banished to air jail (skyblock) and all the whining he has over it really does just put the nail in the coffin for Joe’s “he’s just a big baby” defense

But also Cleo gave the man redstone and then Doc managed to convince Ren to casually clean his inventory of sand (not give, that would be preposterous) so he has a tnt duper now and will be fine, though with his unwillingness to eat the potatoes he was given he might need to whine for more food

[byrd-nest]

I’ve been begging my friends for months to watch some hermitcraft/life series stuff with me so they can have context for the things I laugh at but they haven’t and now I must laugh maniacally to myself about doc getting sentenced again to skyblock when he wasn’t even on trial

[revon-aurora-borealis]

bdubs fucking making doc's punishment a skyblock challenge LMAO

[sasmeo-bisaster]

After seeing the tall claims court i think we can all agree on one thing: doc always loses

[docs-mailbox]

#freethegoat

@bdubs-mailbox NO MORE SKYBLOCK

i need them to keep putting doc in the courtroom just so that this can keep happening, its so funny to me

[monochrome-sunsets]

my fav XB v. Mumbo case bits

"Objection!" "On what basis?" "On the objection basis!" "Sustained."

"I will object, this outfit reminds me of Angus Young and I like that." "QUIET, FORMER CONVICT OF THE COURT!"

"This maaaaaannnnn... has no dexterity. I don't even know how he made it to this court."

"I'm thinking of pulling a curveball. We're installing....... a jury."

"As co-owner of-" [LOUD YAWN] "Don't listen to him. Don't listen to him. You're doing great 😊🥰😍"

"I'm so confused, I don't understand the law."

"OBJECTION!!! He was mean :("

"Yeah, back in your jail cell. I mean your chair >:)"

"......Am I able to represent myself?"

"Maybe he's more dexteritous than we thought."

"Here in AMERICA.... Mr Beans......"

"ITS CALLED MINECRAFT WE'RE ALL MINERS YOU FOOL"

"Scar, if I was to single out Cub, do you think that would go well for me?" "........I CALL CUB TO THE STAND!!!"

[All court proceedings stop for Bdubs to do a magic trick]

"I have a bit of tinnitus, so if we could get a doctor working on that...."

"Can't prosecute success 😏"

"He literally owns a mine, so maybe mention that, Scar?" "....He has a character that mimes things??" "NO-"

"That's not how sound works!" "OBJECTION!" "I'm objecting on physics!"

"Please step forward onto the punishment carpet." [PIT OPENS]

"As I was saying... uhm... uhgggghh, what was I saying before they all died and stuff..."

"Obviously I'm super successful regardless of the noise and everyone else being poor is just a skill issue. Right, cooooollllll, I think that was it."

"Do you have your law license?" "I do not, your honor." "Okay, then what are you talking for????"

"If this case is lost from our side..... all hope is lost.... because it's lost anyways."

"Here's my verdict... and my punishment, btw......" "Ohh well. Punishment probably implies what the verdict may well be."

[LOUD GIDDY GIGGLES] "Are you celebrating???? Don't celebrate!" "Oh, no sir, I was just crying."

"Mumbo, I sentence you to be the server's butler for two weeks. In hopes that you will learn manners."

"Docm77, you will be sentenced to TWENY FOUR HOURS AGAIN!!!! IN THE SKYBLOCK"

[zhukzucraft]

posting the baby Doc ref i had made and some extra doodles in honour of him continuing to have A Time on the server

[elodee]

Joe Hills might be a comedic genius. The "Doc is a giant baby" defense?

Brilliant

Showstopping

Actually a surprisingly strong argument

Alas, Doc getting sentenced to sky jail is the funniest possible conclusion and therefore they stood no chance.

[mbohjeezart]

[sprinklesharkie]

Docm77 (the lawyer) GETS SENTANCED TO THE SKYBLOCK ONCE MORE !!!

[haleyusesherwords]

Immovable object: DocM77 turning every court case into a hunt for the ore snatcher

Unstoppable force: BDubs’ sentence of “get skyblocked ya fuck”

we have reached equilibrium

[theoverthinkingpumpkin]

Give them both another week. Make Pearl miss her court date with Cub.

Reasons for both sides:

Yes, it should count - Doc is supposed to be in sky jail, while riding the llama was a loophole, it’s his own fault for agreeing to go with Pearl and then shifting off the llama, even accidentally. The stairs, while being placed by a player, were not placed by Doc and the loophole so far has been if the blocks were placed by Doc then they weren’t ground, therefore since these weren’t placed by Doc they are indeed ground. Finally it would just be funny to make this insane man play skyblock for another week.

No, it shouldn’t count - The stairs were placed by a player and are not naturally generated blocks and therefore are not considered ground, in fact the stairs are a connection from ground to the shop. Doc was trying to get something out of the ender chest and shouldn’t have been able to shift off the llama anyways and that was just weird Minecraft prioritization of commands. Pearl also immediately got him blown up by a creeper, he does not deserve even more punishment for being dragged to the flower shop while being terrified of leaving the sky. Finally, the man is going insane up there and two weeks is enough punishment before he blows up the server.