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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.
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the thing about going to bed early is that it doesn't stop you from being awake at one am anyway. doctors dont tell you this
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#aesthetic#my post#nature#vintage#love#seymawlf#couple#romantic#relationship#cute#couple goals#relationship goals#my gifs
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love how solid, unglamorous, utilitarian, and brutalist the rondel dagger is in the wider realm of daggers. Flat top because you need something to punch while you hammer the blade through steel. Rarely bears a sharpened edge because this is a weapon meant to puncture and wedge through gaps. It’s a basically a dressed-up railroad nail that rips through chain mail like cotton. It’s most useful in close combat when swords become cumbersome and a wrestling match needs to end in blood. We don’t need to use the term phallic okay cut to the chase that thing is a cock.
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#it’s a strap.#thank you for coming to my rondel dagger TED talk#maybe thanks to fi/ores master dagger defenses for being sexy esp dagger master 3#weapon kink#knight kink#armor kink#my post
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DCXDP corpse AU (where Danny leaves behind a body every time he transforms.) Danny finds out about Tim not having a spleen and is like, "you can have one of mine if you want."
#danny is just like 'i am not using that body anymore so you might as well take what you want from it. call it a birthday present.'#tim and everyone else is freaking the fuck out#I think once danny properly explained tim would say yes if only because it would get people to stop worrying about his immune system#but for a hot minute tim was flipping out#lets just pretend that danny's blood type is compatible here. maybe he is the universal donor. it would fit his character#tim drake#red robin#danny phantom#danny fenton#corpse au#batman#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dc x dp prompt#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc au#dc comics#dc#dp#batfam#batfamily#my post
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Loona has friends! Loona has friends outside of work
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okay I'm doing it.
this post will not get over 5 notes. boom.
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#zahmetliyiz`#couple#couple goals#couples#love#love story#self love#me and who#photography#couple photography#life#caressing#hairy#sleep token#i need sleep#personal#my post#vintage#viral#lostonyoubabe#moon
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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.
#supernatural#dean winchester#yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first#I had to keep a straight face and I almost died#my post
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people love going "we can recognise how men are hurt by patriarchy without minimising the harm done to women" and then minimising the harm done to women
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After her second entropion repair I don’t even recognize her. Shes been decrustified
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He’s literally Max’s son 😭
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post: "even compared to other rich imperial powers, the level of global cultural, political and economic domination by the US is absolutely unprecedented, to the point that many imperial powers are ultimately subservient to US interests even if other countries are subservient to theirs"
comments: "this also applies to Western/Northern Europe"
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And when we go, don’t blame us…
Mama - Riot Fest 2022
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