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This website is a fucking parody of itself

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"I'm glad you're okay" but said by someone who has just had the shit beaten out of them, to someone who is not hurt at all, is a brilliant trope and I lose my mind every time.

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Hey. People in my inbox saying you relate with intersex experiences because you were put on hormones as a kid for a hormonal condition.

Perisex people aren't put on hormones as children for a hormonal condition. You are intersex. You've been told your intersex traits are a disorder and you have been deprived of your community. I encourage you to learn more about the intersex community and participate if you'd like to. This community saved me.

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man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

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No gods, no kings, no finals paper.

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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️

the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you

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i make a mean soup

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I also did the classic book shelve spread for my reading this year. It was a lot of fun to make. 📖

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Honestly I’ve gotten over the brunt of a lot of my transandropia reactions, but nothing pisses me off more than when people trash trans men in a “actually you’re robbing trans women and femmes of their experiences and don’t even suffer half the actual issues of this problem than them.”

I really doubt most trans women want trans men to be harassed or stripped of their control over their own situations “for” trans women. Idk what world your living in where you see a trans man trying to talk about an issue he faces and go “I should invalidate/minimize all of his problems, that’s what makes me an ally to trans women.” Also. Just to say, not very feminist of you.

You really gotta stop making it seem like trans people hate each other. Most trans people IRL couldn’t care less, we have more in common than we have different, and at the end of the day we’re all minorities people hate and we’re all suffering. So please just remember most of us gender minorities don’t actually hate each other like it can seem, even if you don’t have a queer community to connect to outside of online there’s tons of people who don’t harbor vitriolic hate towards trans men.

Y’all are cool <3 have a nice night. I love you for heifer 🐄 (sorry that’s my favorite pun)

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by Mary Lee Dereske

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Did you check the weather? - Jeremy Miranda , 2024.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on board , 7 x 8 in.

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I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands

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Rip Howl Pendragon, you would’ve loved Korean skincare.

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they should invent making friendship bracelets for online friends

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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walking my turtle