#somebody smurf

[butterfrogmantis]

Apparently this is a meme now

I'm on board

Somebody is adapted from The Smurfs by me

Butters (c) South Park

[tanunigans]

Smurfs of the day !

Postman, Sickly, Somebody

[butterfrogmantis]

Yes absolutely, always

obsessed with people who stan side characters it’s so funny like you’ll see them talk endlessly about count gobbledegook IV and then you go to wikipedia and find out they’ve been in five episodes total across a 300 episode series

[triptychcryptid]

This thing is looking so insane. XD Hoping I'll have it done around Christmas, then I can move on to some comic Ideas I have. XD And yes, that is a sweater around Bill's edges. Like those Ski Lodge 80's villains. XD

[sorrybutiforgotmyusername]

The Smurfs Dance Party Song Review #15: I Wanna Dance With Somebody

awesome song. i love how the smurfs dance party has it but the main line just dance games don't. only way this map could be improved is by changing it to a smurf parody named "i wanna smurf with somebody", where what "smurf" means in this context is left entirely ambiguous

10/10 i once tried to get my friend to send this video to her girlfriend on valentine's day

[itsalwaysdark]

okay sooo 1. once little man is done with my laptop i need to do the ssn shit bc i have the letter 2. in an hour i need to switch my laundry to the dryer and at Some point i need to sleep preferablyyyy i oush as long as i can its been 28 hours i Think? since i woke up i dont avtually remember its all kind of a blur i do have a headache and my fuckshit tooth is bothering me but whatever . once i get the ssn login thing done im pretty sure i can get a new card like right away and then once that gets here i can go and get my permit And by then my new glasses will be here which is epics and ummm at some point not today bc im tired and have a headache aka not at my best. so once those 2 things r not the case i need to do the science and math ged practice tests ive been putting them off bc im scared ill do bad SKULL.but i need to get those done ... and omce i have the permit and everything thennnnnn i can go do my actual proper ged tests and once those r done ill have my ged and an id and thus can start applying for jobs again And ill be so brave and ask my mom to teach me how to drive . YIPPEE

[morrisseyhaterr]

there is a light that never smurfs out

I JUST REALISED I TAGGED MY FUCKING SMITHS RELATED POST THE SMURFS

[starwarrior18]

So..... I've heard about the news of a Live Action Ninjago Movie

and oddly enough, I've been thinking a lot about this could go down. Now, what do these movies have in common?

Alvin and the chipmunks

The Smurfs

Hop (I'm now realizing that most of you guys probably either don't care or don't remember these movies so I'm going to movies you probably DO know or care about./j)

Sonic the hedgehog

Detective Pikachu

What do they have in common? They all just threw in the Title Character in CGI With a human partner.Why am i asking you this? Cause this is my vision of a Live Action Ninjago Movie. Just throw the ninja gang into the real world, trying to get home, with a human partner helping them out. (smthn like this ⬇️)

They'll have their powers, but it won't be where they barely pack a punch. THEY'LL PACK ALL THE PUNCHES.

I want Kai to Commit arson! (Being accidental is optional)

I want Jay to accidentally taser somebody out of reflex!

I want Nya to attempt to drown somebody for insulting her Husband Jay!

I want Cole to accidentally break someone's hand by giving a handshake!

I want Zane and Pixel to search the internet for a solution while Zane keeps their drinks cool!

I want Lloyd to Kamehameha a hole in a wall and immediately apologize for it!

I want Wu to also help finding a solution while SOMEHOW being able to drink a Human sized cup of Tea!

All while the human character is trying to herd them like a bunch of feral kittens, trying to keep them from getting discovered, while reality the Ninja are pretty good at being stealthy and it makes the human look crazy. (Example: someone walks in, Human tries to explain why they're tiny talking legos, Ninja already vanished to not get seen)

and it's possible too!

The same guys who worked on the OG Ninjago, Lego movie and The Lego Ninjago movie are scripting this! It can be possible they would do something like this!!

I'm not sure if they'll add a villain or not but what i want is obvious. I WANT A BUDDY COP LIVE ACTION MOVIE WITH THE NINJAGO GANG AND SOME RANDOM HUMAN THEY PICKED OFF THE STREETS!!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[rondo-grazioso]

some math professor quotes

I just remembered about this draft post i made years ago during a semester when i had maybe the funniest professors ever. I guess now that it’s been a while since i’ve been out of uni it’d be fun to just post these 

Algebra

it’s ok that i’m confused, i’m confused all the time

you can teach a monkey to memorize…well, nothing against monkeys, monkeys are amazing

pray that this is an isomorphism

(TA after realizing mistake) oh noooooo….all the other students….i told them the wrong thing…aaah shit

wow…spontaneous silence

can they smurf better

if you look at the solutions after trying a question only once or twice, it will break my heart

last-minute cramming will be about as useful as bringing your dog to the exam

Calculus

this fucker converges

(every time he writes a complicated equation) what the fuuuuu

fuck the one

you know what bfc stands for? big fuckin cube

mathematics is serious!! we don’t like laughter. no laughter allowed. stop laughing. even smiling is not allowed

(someone’s phone goes off) what was that? probably me

(some weird noise coming from outside) what was that? god is that you

e^x is god’s function. lnx is the devil’s function

*comes in talking in a russian accent*

if you don’t know what the dot product is then…you’re fucked 

(after telling a story about experience working in a mental asylum) you may think i’m insane, but you haven’t seen what insane really is!! i’m perfectly normal 

Analysis

½ is less than 1…somehow

oh, 5 minutes left…well, i don’t really have anything else i want to cover. actually maybe i’ll just write a definition *(whole class goes NOOOOO)* okayyy

(finding out there is 15 minutes left of class) oh wow. i thought this would’ve taken me more time to get through

(after playing around with some faulty blackboards) i’m scared for my life now 

(after being stuck on his own proof) i’m going to take a quick look at my notes, which is already pretty embarrassing 

(after making a gajillion mistakes on the board) i really need to learn to read before i talk 

what do you call this in canada

(TA) *coughs* sorry i’m dying 

(TA) somebody on the midterm wrote “i’m dumb” on this question. that’s pretty irrelevant because i’m dumb and i can do this question 

[sonicjustbecause]

Relatable or not relatable?

Some (many) months ago, somebody complained that Japanese characters shouldn't be necessarily relatable and even talked about Sonic getting retatable as a bad thing. And that's a weird statement to me. The first character i found relatable was a japanese character. I was 12 at that time.

As a child I watched lots of cartoons. Western (such as Disney, Hanna&Barbera... even cartoons from the '30s that were still around, and most were in their original language, English) and Japanese. Italy has a long tradition with the Japanese cartoons, it goes as back as the 60's. And they were translated directly from the Japanese language.

Western characters, overall were all somewhat perfect. Not Mary Sues but almost. The good boys were all nice, smiling, outgoing, humble and talented. The bad guys were all clumsy, sadistic, psychopath, uncivilized.

I think the character I could related most were the smurf. There were grey areas there, because the smurfs, though overall all kind hearted, didn't always act wisely and used to mess up, even badly. And the evil Gargamel and Azrael saved and took care of a wild cat.

Now, at 12 I found a character I could relate with. And she was a Japanese character:

She loved cats, she was likeable (uh, maybe as annoying as prime Sonic, and probably for this I love them both) and she failed at school. well, not all things were like me, I mean, at school for some reason I was some times just slightly less than the top student, and other times I failed bad. My strong point was science. Also she had the worst boyfriend she could ever had, a punchbag with a lame personality. But a character should not be identical to you to be relatable.

In general, most Japanese character are relatable, they're flawed. Few might be too perfect or too over the top (Goku for example became more and more dumb. In Super he was flanderized to be suddenly turned later in a straight up antihero, but between the end of the first serie/early Dragon Ball Z his IQ started to suffer in favour of his ever growing muscles mass)

About Sonic, I've found X Sonic very relatable. In Sonic X he is very elusive and way less friendly than in other series, yet he was interesting to follow, not too perfect with his bad social skills, his crippling fear of water, yet always cheerful (Some of his behaviours didn't make sense here and there though, but I don't talk about them there, is not important for the topic).

Some claim autistic people in particular love Sonic. I don't think Sonic is especially loved by autistic people. The myth is born under unfortunate circumstance. A certain Chris Chan, who was a massive Sonic fan and who happened to be autistic. Though is not his fault that the fandom has a bad name, there are some Sonic fans that tainted the Sonic fandom reputation by their own taliban-like behaviour. This is the reason I noticed people fear to talk with any Sonic fan, as this comment on DA shows (VEI-6-Vesuvius is me)

The comment is not rude in any way, yet it was needed to point out 'I respect your opinion' and I perceived as this person was intimidated by me being a Sonic fan.

Is not a nice feeling seeing decent people afraid of you because of the bad Sonic fans.

[howlingday]

@r3dj3st3r

---------------------------------------------------

Happy Chaos Jaune

VS Raven Arc & Mama Harley

---------------------------------------------------

"Well, well, well! Look what we have here!"

"Jaune?" Harley asked, confused by the blue man in front of her. "You do something with your hair... and your skin?"

"Mm, yes and no." He chuckled. "I didn't do this, but I can't complain."

"I don't know who you are," Raven drew Omen from her sheath, "but you're not my Jaune."

"Probably not mine, either." Dr. Quinn cupped her chin and squinted her eyes at him. "Though I wouldn't say this couldn't happen to my Jaune."

"Because of you, or because of his world?" The let the torn hoodie on his back slide to his elbows as he spread his arms with open palms. He then shut them into fists as a wide grin spread across his face. "Or maybe it's because of ol' daddy dearest?"

Harley's face almost immediately twisted into one of rage. "Watch it, bub. You may not be my Jaune-"

"But you'll give me a spanking, right?" Jaune chuckled as the woman balked. "Yeah, I've heard that one before. Or at least I think I did. One of the two."

"What the hell are you?" Raven growled.

"Me?" Jaune pointed to himself. "I thought we already went over this." He smiled wide and spread his arms again. "I'm Jaune!"

"No, you're not."

"Sure I am!"

"Not our Jaune." Harley said.

"Exactly!"

"So, what, is this some kind of... clone story or something?" Raven asked as she lowered her sword for a moment in her confusion.

"STRIKE ONE!" A broken sword aimed for her head was narrowly deflected as the duplicate of her son charged faster than she expected. She swung at him only to completely miss as he jumped away. "No clones. Clones are so pass-ay."

"No kiddin'!" Harley swung her bat at him, catching him off-guard. Or, well, mostly off-guard except for his hand that caught the cudgel. "So, is this a multiverse story, or is it something more stupid?" Harley was no stranger to multiverses, especially since Bats was practically an expert on them.

"It's pretty stupid, but yeah, multiverse sounds about right." Shoving her away, he gave a short applaud to her. "Not bad. Clearly you're the brains of the two." Ducking, he avoided being skewered by Raven, who jumped for him using her portal. "Not bad! Way to take a gamble on me being connected to your semblance!"

Batting her blade away as she swung again, he then weaved out of the way of Harley's bat. Bobbing and dodging out of harm's way, the smile on his face grew wider and wider. Then a thought came to him. He stopped and the two women stopped just inches from hitting him.

"Oh. Oh, now this is interesting."

"What?" Raven asked.

"Someone's watching us." He looked away from the two, into the empty space. Colors of every shade swirled around the barren world, like the sky was in a poorly organized washing machine. "Somebody a lot stronger than us. Probably wants me to say they're more attractive than us, too." He then clicked his tongue. "Eh, probably not. Either they're too modest or they don't think too good of themselves."

"What the hell is he talking about?" Raven looked to Harley.

"I got an idea, but..." She shrugged. "Best to just let him ramble."

"Hm... Hm hm... MHMMM~!" He spun around. "Alright! Let's team up!"

"What?" Raven was getting tired of asking these questions.

"To get home!" He turned his head. "That's what you want, right? For us to go home?"

"Please, Mr. or Mrs. Disembodied Entity!" Harley cried. "I'd like to go home to my Jauney~!"

"Who-" Raven groaned. "Whatever. So we're teaming up? Is that what's going on?"

"Yup!" Jaune beamed ear-to-ear. Suddenly, he had an arm around both Raven and Harley. "Just a kid and his two moms, off to get back to their realities! Onward!"

"Road trip~!" Harley cheered, keeping in step with the strange man who looked like her son if he was a smurf.

Raven had already slipped away and let the two walk ahead of her. Looking behind her, she saw nothing but empty wastelands for miles to the horizon. Her only other option was to follow the blue weirdo claiming to be her son. Rolling her eyes with a sigh, she began following.

"Why do I always get stuck with the nutjobs?"

[butterfrogmantis]

@schtroumpfalunettes

+ their Rocky being Somebody, AU multiverses get wild fast Don and Meteorite are just vibing

How am I even tagging here. They're all technically canon but Somebody & Don Smurf are my versions, Rock Band versions are Cap's :)

[x-heesy]

x-smurf

Here's a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry be happy

In every life we have some trouble

But when you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh

Don't worry

Woo ooh-woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Ooh-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh hoo-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Woo ooh-woo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo-ooh-woo-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head somebody came and took your bed

Don't worry be happy

The landlord say your rent is late he may have to litigate

Don't worry

Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha

Be happy

Look at me I'm happy

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh...

Be happy

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Here I'll give you my phone number

When you're worried call me I'll make you happy

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ain't got no cash ain't got no style

Ain't got no gal to make you smile

But don't worry be happy

'Cause when you're worried your face will frown

And that will bring everybody down

So don't worry be happy

Don't worry be happy now

Ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Now there is this song I wrote

I hope you learned it note for note like good little children

Don't worry be happy

Listen to a what I say in your life expect some trouble

When you worry you make it double

Don't worry be happy be happy now

Ooh-ooh-hoo-hoo-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry (Don't worry, don't do it)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Be happy

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

(Put a smile on your face, don't bring everybody down like this)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh

It will soon pass, whatever it is

Woo ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Don't worry be happy

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

I'm not worried @bigbonzo 😘

Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

SOMEbody finally told us... SHREK 5's release date.

Universal unleashes the long-awaited sequel on July 1, 2026...

The year the first SHREK movie turns 25, and also in a slot Universal typically reserved for Illumination movies... But that studio has MARIO 2 coming out in April of that year, so DreamWorks taking that prime slot for SHREK Freakin' 5 makes all the sense.

It's also, funnily enough, opening within a few weeks after TOY STORY 5... It'll be a repeat of 2010, when SHREK FOREVER AFTER proceeded TOY STORY 3 by about a few weeks...

DreamWorks currently refers to the movie as "SHREK 5", no fancy titling like 3 & 4. I wonder if that will change. Most of the post-Comcast acquisition DreamWorks movies swapped numerals for subtitles... Like HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: THE HIDDEN WORLD, THE BOSS BABY: FAMILY BUSINESS, etc. Only KUNG FU PANDA 4 kept in line with using numerals.

We even have our directors... Walt Dohrn, who played big roles in all the SHREK sequels (even voicing the 4th movie's villain, Rumplestiltskin) and directed on all three TROLLS movies, headlines with MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU co-director Brad Ableson (who also a history with THE SIMPSONS). Good pairing, I'd say, for it's sure to be fun and wacky at the very least. A new spin on an old favorite.

Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz are confirmed to be back. Maybe Antonio Banderas as well, as Puss In Boots has been part of the core Shrek line-up since 2 and was seen sailing to Far, Far Away at the end of PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH. If not, this either takes place before the end of THE LAST WISH or the trio have left Far, Far Away for some reason. Maybe that sets up a grand union PUSS IN BOOTS 3/SHREK 6 thing? I dunno!

But all I know this, this thing is gonna make a SHIT TON of money. Might even make a play for the highest-earning animated movie record, currently held by CGI LION KING remake. It has virtually the whoooooole summer to itself. Like I know PAW PATROL 3 opens at the end of July 2026, but that's for preschoolers. SHREK 5 has all of that, and currently August and most of September... That's when Universal drops an undetermined animated movie...

(Edit: A little after the fact, I remembered that Disney's opening their live-action MOANA in mid-July of that year... I forgot for a reason, lol.)

I still suspect that that September '26 Universal animated movie will be the other DreamWorks movie for that year, a non-sequel. RONAN BOYLE, still? (Thing's probably toast at this point) Something hitherto unannounced? Or if it isn't DreamWorks, maybe that third LEGO MOVIE? Another Illumination? Christmas 2026 is currently open, maybe a 2nd Illumination movie for 2026 goes there. Could be anything... SING 3, BIG TREE, etc.

Anyways, SHREK 5 is gonna be a biggie either way. The last mainline SHREK movie, FOREVER AFTER, made $700m+ worldwide... And that was when the franchise's popularity was waning.

So... 2026... Looks pretty stacked...

AANG: THE LAST AIRBENDER

GOAT

THE CAT IN THE HAT

UNTITLED ORIGINAL PIXAR

UNTITLED MARIO MOVIE

TOY STORY 5

SHREK 5

PAW PATROL 3

UNTITLED UNIVERSAL ANIMATED RELEASE

UNTITLED MUTANT MAYHEM SEQUEL

UNTITLED DISNEY ANIMATION FILM, possibly FROZEN III

So far that's 11 theatrical release animated movies...

Curiously, next year only has... 7... DOG MAN, SMURFS, ELIO, BAD GUYS 2, GABBY'S DOLLHOUSE, ZOOTOPIA 2, and SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS. Animation strikes could play a part, too, maybe 2025 is a little scarce in anticipation of that? I couldn't tell ya, but it's unusually a little dry. A good chunk of movies are going straight to streaming that year, like K-POP: DEMON HUNTERS, IN YOUR DREAMS, and THE TWITS.

2026 looks to really make up for that.

Other movies in the works without dates could also round out 2026, like BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE, WBPA's MEET THE FLINTSTONES, the aforementioned third SING and LEGO movies, etc.

Big doin's, comin' up.

[fuck-yeah-romantica]

The love of my l- Sada. Just, Sada.

Romantica photoshoot

- Position: guitar / bass

- Birthday: april 3 (no there is no year. Being lucky, only ten years later than Karen)

- Zodiac: aries

- Height: 170cm.

- Weight: 53kg.

- Bloodtype: A

- Previous musical projects: ...

Sada's first look, claims Karen Fox, 2004 (look at him. Look at him. L o o k.)

- Favourite bands (Japan): X japan, Baiser, Kuroyume, Shazna, Velvet eden, Art marju duchain, Luna sea, Malice mizer, Moi dix mois, Raphael, Hizaki grace project, Izam, Lareine, Metis Gretel, Sadist, Parasite, S (visual kei era), Syndrome, Phantasmagoria, Jun solo, hide, Anti feminism, Madeth gray'll, Je*reviens, Dir en grey (visual kei era), La:sadie's, Aliene ma'riage, Noir fleurir, Eliphas levi, Noi'x, Missalina rei, Neil, Celestia le ciel, Eze qul, Luinspear, Marry+an+blood, Misery, Orugo/ru, The piass, Loon eye's millye, Verfe gorl, Schwardix marvally, Due le quartz, Kagrra (visual kei era), Da'vid shito:al, Alc A dia, Kar maria, Allegory pill, Lanus dune, Aikaryu, Kamaitachi, Gargoyle, Kuroahega, Sex Android, Angel heart.. and a looot more....

- Favourite bands (Outside Japan): Sex pistols, Specimen, Siouxsie and the banshees, Cinema strange, London after midnight, Heart Throb Mob, Queeny Blast Pop, The devotchkas, The damned, The adicts, Vice Squad (80's), Misfits, The Ramones, Motley crue, Visage, Dead or alive, Boy george, Mayhem, Dana International, The horrorpops, Dick dale, Dead can dance, Karen Fox, She-ra. (Damn that goth strike)

- Favourite Videoclips: Fade to Grey (Visage), Out of fashion (Boy George), Long Hard Road Out Of Hell (Marilyn Manson), Zero (Smashing pumkins), Sad Mask (Velvet eden), Omocha no miisha (Noir fleurir), Metamorphose (Lareine), Gekka No Yasoukyaku (Malice mizer), Sumire september love (Shazna), Sister (Kuroyume), Koi shite kura kura (Izam), Weekend (X japan), Tsuki ni kasamura kumo hana ni kaze (Omnyouza), To.ki.me.ki. (Missalina rei), Sangeki no yoru (Dir en grey), Michi no sora (Psycho le cemu), Hoy no (Entre Rios), Paris (Romantica).

- Hobby: ...

- Interest: Hollow earth, Nazi esoterism (ufo), not official science, comics, manga.

- Personality: dejado (ditzy, out of touch with the surroundings), dreamer.

- Favourite colour: black, violet.

- Ambition: youth.

- Your first love: myself

- Would you like to be in love again?: here I am.

- Romantica in one word: machos (alpha males)

- Favourite phrase: y.. ya no se puede confiar en naides!! -by: shinjidark- (well... Neinbody is to trust!!)

- Favourite book: ...

- Favourite writer: Pierre Boulle, H.P. lovecraft, Julio Verne, John uri lloyd, H.G. Wells, Ray Bradbury, Ellis St. Joseph, Edward Bulwer Lytton.

- Favourite movie: Hedwig and the angry inch, Star wars (original trilogy), Dagon, Glen or glenda.

- Favourite t.v. series: Lost, The outer limits (60's), The twilight zone (50's).

- Favourite politic: Gral. Juan D. Peron.

- Favourite word: ...

- Type of woman liked: Real doll.

- Type of woman disliked: Real women. (Somebody should tell this guys homosexuality isn't the answer to mysoginy... Or maybe it is?)

- Treasured thing: my body.

- Who is your rival: myself

- Favourite anime: NHK ni youkoso!, Neon genesis evangelion, Arbegas (El rayo custodio!), Mononoke hime, Gunnm, Magic knight rayearth, Petshop of horrors, Robotech, Berserk, Gantz.

- Animated series: The smurfs, South park, The simpsons, Batman the animated series, Transformers, Spiderman and his amazing friends, Dino raiders, G.I. Joe, Thundercats, Birdman.

- What did you wanted to be as a child: pope

- What subjet did you like at school: none, I hate school.

- When did you discover music: 14 years old

- Something you always carry with you: Brain.

- Time of the year: autumn

- Where you would like to go: tokyo, inside of hollow earth.

- Who you would like to meet: ...

- What song defines you: sad mask - velvet eden.

- Message to fans: I don't know who you are, but I don't believe you anything!!!.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

Tez and Vishnu bonding hcs because Shesh and quetz are dating and they suddenly need to spend more time around each other go

Okay so

Vishnu was the one who first approached to Tez to ask if he wants to befriend him and see where this leads them. Tez, the reserved guy he is, was reluctant at first but then he decided to give it a try. Who knew only a few weeks after the "tryout" they'd be almost inseparable.

They had a platonic slow-burn skfndsjkfnskg

Tez and Vishnu are the classic openly chaotic x calm (but secretly chaotic) trope (idk if that trope actually exists but who cares)

Vishnu is always saving Tez's ass from making stupid decisions out of rage. But Tez stops Vishnu's enraged self from doing something stupid too by hitting him with the killer line "This isn't you!" (*insert the time when Narasimha, Vishnu's avatar, went out of control after killing Hiranyakashipu*)

Tez "somebody's gonna die-" catlipoca x Vishnu "-of fun!" Narayan

Tez's Jaguar form and Narasimha are besties

They both try to make Huitzilopochtli and Indra friends but the latters look at each other with death glares for some reason (maybe cuz I love unnecessary drama idk but Indra gets well along with Tlaloc and I think we know why)

Whenever Vishnu compliments Tez he always just exclaims "Holy smokes!" and Tez gives him the bombastic side eye but secretly loves the pun and hides a smile. (they like being silly)

Tez "let's go to a bar/brewery/science lab/old library" catlipoca x Vishnu "let's go to a cafe/planetarium/dairy/sweet shop" Narayan

Vishnu keeps gifting Tez with little mirror-polished obsidian rocks and Tez keeps gifting him dairy sweets but mainly buttermilk cartons.

Tez "Vishnu stop touching the feathers on my crown" catlipoca x Vishnu "But they're so pweety :3" Narayan

"Who's your favorite Smurf?" "Vishnu :3" (Vishnu: IM NOT REALLY BLUE DAMMIT)

Tez's fav avatars of Vishnu are Krishna, Parshuram, Narasimha and Kalki.