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[greenbunny7]

[Stan] hay um Ford, there's something I should tell you, I'm an NB

[Ford] What! That's terrible!

[Stan] I thought you of all people would understand and be supportive!

[Ford] Of course I'll support you no matter what, but I don't understand, I thought you loved beanies!

[Stan] ... um Ford, what do you think NB stands for?

[Ford] n non beanie?

[Stan] Ford no, it ...it stands for non binary. also, I'm 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wearing a beanie right now!

[Ford] ...oh

[ayellowchip]

STANFORD COULD NEVERRRR!!!!!

[amanece-parabellum]

stanley you are so loved in this world, come to my arms.

[stansangel]

Take a Pic

Ford keeps a picture of you in one of his coat pockets ALWAYS. Even when he was in other dimensions it was always with him. (He lined the pocket with steel so it couldn't get destroyed. He didn't want to forget what you look like.) When he came back he was OBSESSED with taking pictures of you/drawing pictures of you.

Stan keeps one of you in his wallet, he shows it off all the time. It's a terrible picture of you that he took with a polaroid camera when you first woke up one morning, Mabel has a copy of it in one of her scrapbooks. He also keeps pictures of you and the rest of the family throughout the house/gift shop. They're so cutie patootie.

[strangejron]

[geat-26]

bonus doodles!!

[lisssa-f]

[annacpadilla]

So essentially, Ford has been unwillingly forced into Theraprism and the rest of the fam goes to space to save him...only to be captured as well. 🧍‍♀️

[strawberryspritzy]

Mullet Stanley

Save me mullet Stanley 😩❤️

[ghostywastaken]

Ford headcanons pt2. Just random ones.

#1: he is either pansexual or aroace, he doesn't know which one.

#2: almost was blinded in his left eye from how much blood was coming out of it so frequently. (Which is the result of bill possessing him)

#3: he once got bullied to the point where he was rushed to the hospital for a concussion and a broken arm, stanley tried to protect him.

#4: he has faint scars from his childhood on his body from his abusive parents. (His dad was more abusive, ford was absolutely terrified of emmbarrasing his dad or doing something that displeases him. HIS DAD WAS THAT BAD. So both ford and stan got into the habit of pleasing everybody out of coping from the trauma 🙁)

#5: shermie was born in the backseat of stans car. Why? Because there mom didn't think that she was in labor until her water broke, so ford and stan drove her to the hospital on the way shermie arrived. Ford was in the backseat with his laboring mother while stan was in the front driving nervously. Keep in mind that they were 17 or 16. Ford helped and will never unsee that memory of the day shermie was born! (Based off a comic I found on here.)

#6: he has a kid that he kept a secret from everyone, he placed he or she on a doorstep during his paranoid stage and took off. He felt that he couldn't be a father so he left them on a doorstep, he of course felt horrible about it but he didn't want bill killing them as a five month old. (I'll possibly make a au or fanfic off of this headcanon! Atleast both stan and ford have a secret or unknown child of theirs)

#7: he was kidnapped by fiddleford when fiddleford was apart of the society of the blind eye still, fiddleford thought that ford should unsee what he has seen about bill and all about gravity falls. It didn't work. Fiddleford couldn't do it so ford escaped never trusting fiddleford until they saw eachother again during weirdmageddon.

#8: he made a 'cult' for bill cipher as a way of praising and worshipping him as his own personal lord, this was when ford really became loyal to bill. Bill appreciated this and gave ford more information that no one knew, ford made 'shrines' too like the one in the basement.

#9: he dreams about bill still after weirdmageddon, it terrified him but he knew bill could never harm him again.

#10: ford tried destroying the book of bill in multiple different ways, burning it, throwing it away, burying it, etc. He even fed it to waddles and gompers.

#11: ford is OBSESSED with Greek mythology. He is incredibly fascinated by it, he kind of relates to persephone since he had basically the same relationship with Bill.

#12: mcgucket was clueless about bill at the start but after a while he got suspicious than he found out, bill tortured mcgucket extremely psychologically out of jealously and hatred. (Bill wanted ford all to himself.)

If you want more gravity falls headcanons tell me! I'll create more. I don't take credit to making all of these, some people came up with almost the exact same headcanons or aus.

[midoribleak]

two trends in one post😔

[ayellowchip]

happy and drunk sea grunks

[bluefrostyy]

So i procastinated drawing @jacky-rubou  idea of twin swap

a fast sketch sorry if its all messy

[stansangel]

Summer Heat - pt. 2

Author's Note: Part 2 is here because pt. 1 did so well so I felt obligated. This was sm fun to write (traumatizing). Anyways enjoy this you freaks! ALSO! yes this longer than part 1, I got carried away, don't complain. Pairings: young adult!Stan Pines x Reader Warnings: SMUT! 18+! FREAKY DEAKY! p in v, pussy eating, fingering, cream pie, hickeys, hair pulling, cumming, anything else I forgot LITERALLY NOT CHILD FRIENDLY AT ALL. ALL THE PLOT WAS LEFT IN PART 1! (and if you do, I can't really stop you but don't hold me accountable if you do, I warned you) ONCE AGAIN. STAN AND READER ARE 21+ Word Count: 1,173 part 1

You looked into his eyes feeling a bit light headed from the kiss then watched as he calmly turned back to facing the road as the light turned green, continuing to drive like nothing happened. He keeps his hand on your thigh the whole way back to the house. The ride was silent apart from the hum of his engine and his tires raking against the road. When you finally reached his house he turned off the car and turned to face you. His hand began gently caressing your thigh as his other moved to cup the back of your head. He pushed your head closer to his and claimed your lips in his in another sweltering kiss. The hand on your thigh pushed its way in between your legs and began rubbing mindless shapes on your inner thigh. He continued to kiss you, licking your bottom lip hoping you’d allow him permission to slip the warm muscle into your mouth. You slightly parted your lips and felt as he intruded your mouth with his tongue. The hand between your legs moved up to toy with the hem of your bottoms. His fingers carefully broke the barrier between your clothing and your body. His hand slipped down into your panties and cupped your warm cunt which was already leaking arousal from his kissing. You rutted your hips trying to create friction between your cunt and his hand hoping to find some kind of relief for the ache between your legs. As soon as you made the move he pulled his hand out of your pants and pulled your hair back to release you from his mouth with a smirk on his face.

“Someone’s awfully needy, arentcha?” He asked.

You looked at him with glossy eyes filled with desperation. 

“Please…need it.” You pleaded.

“Use your words, doll.” He replied.

“Want you so bad, please.” You mumbled out.

He released your hair and wordlessly stepped out of the car coming over to open the passenger door for you.

“Come on princess, let’s go inside” He said while extending his hand out for you to take. You took his hand and he practically dragged you to his front door, fumbling with the lock and keys to get the door open. Once he finally opened it, he rushed you inside and closed the door, pinning you to it in a smooth action. Instantly his mouth was on your neck littering it in love marks as one hand pinned your wrists above your head and the other traveled back down your pants. He groaned, feeling your slick covering his fingers as he slid them through your folds. Your breath hitched at the feeling of his large fingers caressing your most sensitive region. He pulled away from your neck, removing your hand from his pants and guiding you to his bedroom. He laid you down on his bed and peppered kisses along your neck and collarbone as he began making work of your pants. He pulled away to look down at you now that your lower half was bare and caressed your thighs with his large hands. You could feel the roughness on them, a clear sign of the hard work he’s put in over the years. You removed your shirt as you wondered what he did that would leave him so muscular and rough. You were thrown out of your thoughts as you felt his tongue travel between your folds and you groaned at the sensation. His hands pinned your thighs down as he began tonguing your cunt, lapping at it with a desire you never experienced from a man before. His lips wrapped around your swollen nub and began sucking at it before swirling his tongue over it, sending electric pulses of pleasure straight to you. He continued his ministrations before slipping 2 fingers into your cavern and pumping them in and out. You mewled at the feeling, gaining closer to your release. You moaned and squirmed in his grasp as he never relented. Your walls clenched around him and he moved his mouth away from your clit, replacing it with his thumb as he continued pumping his fingers in you. “Ya gonna make a mess on me, yeah? Come on, doll, give it to me.” He said, smirking up at you You made eye contact with him and seeing his lust filled expression was all it took to push you over the edge. The coil in your tummy released and you saw stars as he guided you through your orgasm. He finally removed his fingers and began undressing as you came down from your high. He grabbed your hips and flipped you over, forcing your body into an arch as smack landed down on your ass, your skin rippling at the action. He lined himself up with your entrance and it was in that moment when you felt just how big he was. The head of his cock was thick and as he pushed in you felt how long he was as well. You and him moaned in unison as he bottomed out inside you. He leaned over you, chest pressing against your back as he stilled inside you letting you adjust to his intruding size. 

“Can I move princess?” He asked breathlessly, voice laced with desperation 

You practically moaned out, “Yes, please. I need it so bad.” At your confirmation he immediately started a feral pace, fucking you in almost an animalistic manner. His hands groped your body as he pounded into you. He began kissing and biting at your neck and shoulders, leaving harsh marks in his wake. He continued chasing his high trying to push you to your own again, you walls began to clench around him and he moved a hand under you to rub at your clit. 

“Come on baby, let it out, I’m so close, need ya to let go for me.” He said, quickening his pace.

You moaned underneath him feeling yourself come undone. You saw stars for the second time as he brought you to another orgasm. He continued rutting his hips into you as he chased your high. After a few minutes he released his seed into you. The warm liquid filling you and leaking out as he pulled out. He walked to the bathroom and got a wet towel as you laid breathlessly on his bed. He came back and cleaned you up before climbing into bed with you and pulling you to his chest. 

He kissed the top of your head, your cheeks, and your neck while gently caressing your body.

“So perfect for me, doll. You did so good.” He said, punctuating his sentence with a kiss to your forehead.

“Thank you..” You breathed out.

“Of course, doll, anything for my girl.” 

He held you close to him tracing mindless shapes on your arms as you relaxed in his arms.

“You’re my girl now, baby” He said gently

You nuzzled into his chest and smiled. You wanted nothing more than to be his girl.

[strangejron]

What if instead of fighting they went to sleep (⁠｡⁠ﾉ⁠ω⁠＼⁠｡⁠)

[mysticallstar]