#so-called vampire

[evilhorse]

The Angel spots the so-called vampire…

[doctormori]

I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3

[ainosgarden]

How else could you explain his hand feeding the audience? How words came out like canaries, summer fruit in the dead of winter? They were all in love with him. He had that effect on everyone.

Lestat as Harlequin in style of Art Nouveau theatrical poster

[sentientsky]

armand’s dangerous little head tilts >>>>

[sandushengshou]

Interview with the Vampire 2x04 | 2x05 | 2x08

[userarmand]

Lover, murderer, maker. You took him back. It’s a bond that can never fully be severed.

[the-geeky-fangirl]

yes i know heartstopper is "cringe" and yes I know you think it's not that deep but you've endured years of cringe oversexualized shows about high schoolers where the gays are delegated to sub plots I'm sure a few hours of queer people being safe and happy and loved won't kill you so please shut the fuck up

[micotuu]

he thought dreamstat was for one night only! he MAD!!

[confirmeddead]

I love how Eric Bogosian told a journalist he found biting so hot.

I know that old man was begging Rolin to get in on the action when he saw Sam and Jacob giving out hickeys left and right and the show passing Assad around like a blunt.

[misscryptidart]

You know, I didn't consider that I would pubically have to actually play the thotty vampire cards when I bought the Secret Lair set.

[emptyjunior]

I think the craziest aspect of Raiden discovering his life is fake is him looking at some guy called snake and his hacker husband otacon and having to learn that that's actually Real.

Raiden, going through virtual reality brain death: ohhhh so that guy isn't backflipping off of helicopters and confessing his love in the middle of battle while soaking wet, that's just some weird deep psychosis construct I made up

The Patriots: No he exists, your work acquaintances and missions are fake, the guy with a mullet, the anime nerd, that Vampire, that's all real

Raiden: ?????

[silentstyx]

"I Have a Bad Feeling About This"

sum! (HC) how the boys would react seeing their s/o in a star wars shirt

tw! nerds

ok so this is based off the fact i was wearin a star wars shirt today (same one as in the picture) n did think abt them n how absolutley FERAL they would go. btw yall r fake why r their like no ethan fanfics, finest in the show n everyone writes/reqs benny...

ETHAN:

-absolutely feral.

-remember that scene in aladdin where genie's eyes pop out and tongue is on the ground? HIM. HIM WALKING IN SCHOOL TO SEE THAT.

-will literally stare at you like a deer in headlights.

-telling him that you've seen all the star wars movies...

-now that he knows this he's going to invite you (force you... lmao im so funny) to go to the star wars marathons ethan, benny, and rory have.

-if you go js know they know every line to every movie.

-he went up to you when he saw the shirt and said "i have a bad feeling about this..."

-will make star wars puns with you, don't laugh. it will encourage it.

BENNY:

-also goes feral

-but instead he giggles when he sees the shirt.

-will tell you to say 5 characters (not darth vader, luke, han solo, or princess leia) so he knows you're not just wearing it as a fashion trend.

-will go up to you and have 5 star wars puns already thought of.

-he's going to argue with you over the best movie, character, etc.

-he brought you a lego set millennium falcon for may 4th.

-he tells you your the leia organa to his han solo. (hold on im tearing up)

-if you guys get in a fight he takes away your jedi honor

RORY:

-remember that scene where he like descends into the air in "Three Cheers for Evil"? yeah thats him

-i lwk hc him as somewhat autistic and star wars/trek is one of his main hyperfixations so i think he like rants to you about it.

-like he can go hours talking about it if you let him.

-couples costumes, he wants to be luke and yoda.

-he will buy you both the plastic lightsabers os you can have lightsaber fights

-will cause a fight if you say "dark vader" or "lightsaver" or just pronounce anything wrong

-he will get a matching star wars shirt with you, will also buy you matching socks... and jacket/hoodie/sweatshirt/etc.

-definitely makes you watch star trek because its "just as good"??

[shrews-art]

Introducing my Tremere character for a vtm campaign I'm joining soon! The story is set in Budapest, my boy is called Lazar Ilić and he's an unfortunate immigrant former phd student who didn't even get to graduate before he got the embrace 💔

[srfiv]

it's the massively self-indulgent, overengineered vampire ghostsoap sketch for dinner today!

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

ideal ship dynamic: guy who’s the most mentally unstable person you’ve ever heard of in your entire life x guy who wants to bang them so bad it has them saying things like “nothing wrong with that guy. they’re completely normal and sane”

[lizardkingeliot]

if my handsome af costar said "fuck theatre kiss we should just go all in" I think my brain would short circuit. anyways thanks jacob & sam for going as hard as jake & heath in brokeback mountain, you're the realest motherfuckers in this house

they really are So Dedicated To Their Craft Of Making Out With Each Other.....

their job that day was making out in a park and they decided they would devour each other's mouths like they would die if they didn't. what a time to be alive. thank you sam reid and jacob anderson for your service. 🫡