#so…. darkstalker huh?

[biohazard-inevitable]

The plus side of being too busy to watch shows or get super deep into any games is that I’m so active that my only media consumption is audiobooks at work and at school so I can finally get in on all those funky book fandoms!!! :D

[kingdomoftyto]

...BIG FEELS AND BIG PLOT DEVELOPMENTS AT THE END OF THAT BOOK, HUH

[some-pers0n]

Hi I made a crackfic for Arctic's death because I had a terrible, horrible idea inspired by that old fandom meme. I don't regret anything <3

"Aaannnddd...perfect!" Darkstalker stepped back. "All set and ready to go. Haha! Look at him! Clearsight, look, c'mon. Come see."

"Darkstalker, I don't think this is a good idea–"

"Shut up woman and come look," he bluntly said. "Come on, it's not like the camera's gonna bite you or anything. Neither is Arctic, but, eh, maybe that'll add to the drama. The kids love it when people get hurt, it's why they watch it."

He grabbed the camera again and pointed it at Clearsight. "It's rolling. Come on, babe, don't you wanna do it? For the bit? Ohhh it'll be such a funny thumbnail. Everyone's gonna click on it. Just stick your head near him."

"I'm not going to bite an innocent dragon..." Arctic muttered.

"HA! Oh but it's okay for you to do that to me. Not cool dad. Mid dad behaviour, tee-bee-haitch. To be honest. Tee-bee-haitch– you get it."

"Back in my day we just called somebody a 'loser' if they were a bad parent. Like, me? I'm a dead-beat dad."

"Yeah, that's true." Clearsight nodded.

"But I'm not...mid? What does that even mean?"

"Mannn you so did not cook. 'Dead-beat'? Yeah, you're gonna be dead as hell once I'm done with ya. Like for real done. Dead. Deceased. Ain't coming back from that."

"God just kill me now," Arctic grumbled.

"In a minute! Me. I'm God. It's me. Get used to it :)"

"What was that sound you just made with your mouth--" Clearsight began but Darkstalker cut her off. He couldn't bother to hear such a whiny, woman voice. He needed to pay more attention to the crowd that gathered.

"Hey, hey! Guys! Check this out! I'm a livestreamer. I do all of these cool things on Twitch and YouTube. Follow me! My handle's Darksalter. Like Darkstalker, but salty, cause of all of the noobs I own on my daily League of Legends streams."

The surrounding NightWings just blinked at him.

"Ughhhh. How about you guys being recorded, huh? You get famous! Right here, right now, this is a big deal. No cap, this is serious. This is gonna be a livestream to end all livestreams. There's gonna be like at least ten dragons watching!!"

"OH MY GOD!?" One dragon shouted. "TEN??? I've never seen anybody have that many, hold on! We gotta watch this guy!"

Immediately, the entire population of the Night Kingdom arrived. Even the queen (a closeted Darksalter fan, who was wearing all of his merch) was waiting for him. They all cheered and clamoured for him.

"Settle, settle! I know you're all such adoring fans. Believe me, I would love me too. Already do! Such a great, handsome, all powerful animus." He flexed his muscles. "Plus, the ladies love me." He glanced back at Clearsight, who had the most aggressively unenthusiastic frown he ever seen.

"But, but, we gotta wait a minute. First, I gotta mew."

"What does that even mean?" Clearsight asked.

Darkstalker did not answer. He brought a talon up to his snout and then traced the outline of his perfectly gorgeous jawline. I mean just look at that thing. Downright beautiful. Like, come on now. Look him up right now. Yeah, yeah! The thang of all time! That sweet, succulent jaw. Bro's been mewing since the day he was hatched.

[A/N: it is a pretty cool jawline]

He cleared his throat. "Anyways, enough talk. You had your shot for the thumbnail, so now it's all about me." He looked at the camera and enchanted it to float. It hovered above, pointing at him. "Three, two, one..." He clapped. "And we're live!"

The crowd cheered and roared as he did so. No omegaluls. No minus ones. He was an unboxing andy just about ready to tear open into his best work yet.

"Hey what's going on Stalker Gang! How are the stalkers in chat going? Can we get the hype train going?" He gestured to the crowd, which yelled and screamed louder. "Yeah!! Let's go Stalker Gang!!"

"Darkstalker...this isn't you." Clearsight sobbed. "You don't do this. You aren't like this!"

"Baby, I'm an influencer. It's my duty as Twitch's No. 27 streamer of all time!"

Clearsight cried more but Darkstalker did not care. He turned back to the camera. "Ayyy guys!" He clasped his talons. "So, today is a very, very special day, because we have a guest! That's right, my terrible, very uncool, incredibly mid father! Look at him. Blue pilled in every sense of the word. Even his blood's blue, which y'all are gonna see real quick." He pushed the camera directly in his face.

"Hey, hey, everyone!" He gestured to Arctic. "Can I get a 'boo' from you all?"

With his command, the crowd began to jeer at Arctic. A wave of rotting tomatoes came hurling his way, splattering against his face.

"And, with that being said, this stream is sponsored by Glep. Get a Glep. Now. Or else. You don't wanna be there when Glep is upset. That's how the last moon was destroyed." He stared silently into the camera for a minute, as customary with the Glep sponsors.

"NOW!! Let's get this going!" He pointed at Arctic. "You. Unbox yourself."

"Wh–" Arctic didn't have a chance to finish before he clawed at his torso and gutted himself. The crowd kept cheering and applauding and tossing money at Darkstalker.

"Woah woah, pretty messy, huh guys?" He raised an eyebrow. "Totally unpoggers. L behaviour. Boo!!" But when he turned back, he noticed that everyone stopped cheering.

"Bro, dude," one dragon began, "poggers is so, like, old man. That's so cringe, skull emoji."

Then, they began to dissipate. Quickly as they arrived, they left. He was cringe now. So cringe.

"No, NO! Wait! Come back! I'm still relevant! I'm still hip with the kids! I– I..." But it was too late. He was cancelled for being cringe. Everyone was bored by him. He was out-of-touch. He was out of time. He was out of his head when they're not around.

Behind him, he heard his sister, Whiteout, crying. He turned back to see that her favourite stim toy, a rainbow coloured pop-it shaped like a crewmate from Amomg Us, was lying on the floor. Things must be serious.

"Sis, are you upset at me?..." he muttered.

"Yes! You just unboxed our dad! My trauma points are like so high right now. I can't even..." She wiped her tears and kept crying.

Darkstalker looked back at Arctic, who was dead. Very dead. He growled. "When I'm the alpha king of the world, everyone will be my fan. Everyone will follow me! Everyone will like and subscribe! You'll see, you'll all see!"

[live-moonzie-reaction]

LETS GOOOOO DRS2 PART 2

-*yawns* WAS THAT A S I G H OF DISSENT????

-love how nobody notices the two teenage ninja JUMPING ON THEIR CUBICLE WALLS

-How did I know Sora was gonna land on Arin

-What you need??? What do you need???

-THEY FOUND JAY’S LAST NAME

-ITS QUASHING TIME!!!

-and we back to Lloyd’s Moonwatcher arc I’ve missed this

-hmmm gee i wonder Lloyd what kind of being, presumably some sort of embodiment of evil, has enough power to move a dojo. (Moonkitti voice) Gee Fireheart what a mystery

-also can I just say I LOVE that the first scene of the OG 6 ninja is of Lloyd and Nya I just love them as a duo

-WYLDFIRE AHXJDNCNFBFB

-…oh. Oh she’s coping… well…

-GOTTEM

-Nya: I’m sure they’re fine.

(Cut to Arin and Sora dangling in a giant birdcage over a pit of lava)

Arin: Huh. Apparently this is a canon event.

Sora: THIS IS A WHAT???

-okay so i was close

-That one agent: (rips off own arm)

-“THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE FEET!”Implying he has more than two

-THE SUBTITLES SAID MATRIARCH THUDS OH NO

-subtitles written by Queen Scarlet frfr like.

✨Thrilling✨ music plays

(Thrilling music plays, in plain text)

-OH IS SHE DEAD?!? OH IS SHE DYING??? OH SHE’S DYING

-ahhh his name is Nokt is it?

-“everything is war” “the fight is what fuels me” ah response

-“bEcAuSe I dOnT tRuSt YoU”

-Jordana’s lil smirk at Nokt is SENDING ME

-Lloyd hears something from the Matriarch???

-oh and then immediately she dies oOp

-WOW IT REALLY IS A MOONWATCHER ARC HUH?!?

-ANOTHER BABY!!!

-Lloyd getting yoinked like a hatchling by Zanth just added ten years to my lifespan :D

-poor Riyu shxkxndkfjgnfb

-oh my gosh not these guys again smh

-I’m sorry but Freebooters just sounds so stupid to mefor no reason

-THANK YOU NYA

-As someone who’s read MANY books I don’t think a lack of books is the problem here

-🎶aNd vLaDiMiR cOlLeCtS cErAmIc UnIcOoOoOoOrNs🎶

-BRO IS SO FIRED UP OVER THR MATRIARCH WE LOVE HIM you know what’d be funny

-WYLDFIRE AS A ROCKETBOOSTER

-aaand there’s the mountain dragons

-sad mountain dragon hours

-so is Lloyd being the diplomat to the dragons… pUrPoSeFuL or…?

-MOTION!

-L L O Y D YOU DONT JUST SAY THAT SHXKSNFKTJTHF

-I’M SORRY A SOURCE DRAGON D I E D?!?

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-SHE CALLED HERSELF THE RED NINJA AUGH

-NYAS HERE

-NYA BEING WYLDFIRES COOL AUNT

-O h s h e ’ s c o p i n g w e l l

-“maybe being trapped forever in the nether-space isn’t that bad?”

(Cut to Kai in the nether space)

Kai: (Bo Burnham voice) HOW WE ALL FEELIN TONIGHT?!?

-once again, hey I was close

-P I E F L A V O R

-“your best friend?” AAAAAAGH

-SORA HE DOESNT HAVE AN ELEMENT

-ARE WE BACK TO RONTU AND EGALT?!?

-…okay new voice claim for Darkstalker

-YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ZANE AND LLOYD!!!!!

-excited Lloyd hours :D

-also is it just me or is the voice filter on Zane just cranked up more and more every season lately?

-it’d be SO FUNNY if Rontu and Egalt somehow knew Wu or at least interacted with him in the past

-NO.

-OH LLOYD’S GOTTA TEACH EM. Well this’ll be fun

-Rontu’s lil head shake dhekcbeckngk

-ZANE’S SO EXCITES IN THE BACKGROUND LOOK AT HIM

-After sixteen seasons someone calls him Master Lloyd again

-Rontu: (gives speech about Lloyd’s heart being too big)

Lloyd: geez man I wasn’t expecting to be psychoanalyzed today 😭🤚

-Egalt: eh it’ll be fine

(Cut to everyone with BOWLS ON THEIR HEADS)

-STEWJITSU WXHIECJICEB buddy no 💚

-somehow I feel like the pressure’ll break him or turn him evil or something

-“you’re never useless, Arin” snxkdnckgngng I’m so soft

-Arin’s so excited shxbdkfmgb

-EUPHRASIA!!!! :D HER!!! :D :D :D !!!!!!

-ooooo she lookin shifty 👀

-so many. So many.

-I read the subtitles first and thought he said “Master of Ledgering” andjckfngbgv

-smh they can’t even go in???

-book guy with the professional talk and then Wyldfire just. “My dude.”

-Huh. Apparently either shade and shadow are two different elements or Shade had a kid.

-JAY ON THE ELEVATOR THEME RETURNS FOR ALL OF ONE SECOND

-“You’re intruding on OUR intrusion!” I love Wyldfire‘s dialogue so much

-HE UNDERSTOOD JIRO!!! AAAAAAAA!!! AAAAA!!! AAAAAAA!!!

-Oh that’s RIGHT Wyldfire’s acrophobic

-WE HAVE A BEATBOXER NOW??? (giddy acapella kid noises)

-I love Roby already shxkdngbfv

-WE FINALLY FOUND THE FUSCHIA NINJA LETS GOOOO

(starts braiding hair (two braids, don’t worry) and doesn’t write for multiple episodes)

-(pauses braiding) ohhh no Frak did it didn’t he the master is Ras’s master

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-ohhh now I see it no yeah Arin’s going evil sorry

-…the writers did realize we were KIDDING about the Wyldfire boyfriend thing right?

-oh suddenly I do not like Roby is it just me or does it feel like he’s not gonna give the powers back

(One band concert later)

-ELEMENTAL MASTER OF PLANTS JUST THINKS HES REALLY GOOD AT GARDENING THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE!!! people with powers being oblivious to them the beloved

-Nya IMMEDIATELY chatting with the other elemental masters is GOLDEN “LIKE THE HAIR! :D”

-Is Jordana possessed or smth?

-Wyldfire snarling :D

-Wyldfire being angry at Cinder noice noice

-the perspective makes it look like Nya just casually touches the edge of the fire and that’s really funny to me

-poor Lloyd just wants to make friends man

-OH YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME

-BEATRIX IS JUST HERE NOW WHXJDKCMFKGN

-HOLD ON THIS IS ZEATRIX?!?

-Girl I SAW the spirit dragon you TOTALLY WERE INVITED

-okay for once I’m on Ras’s side here lol I just wanna see people tear down Zeatrix

-wait hol up it’d be REALLY funny if Lloyd decided to sass her the way he just sassed a SOURCE DRAGON EARLIER

-Okay I now want to see a spin off series of shorts a la Wu’s Teas called Nya’s Awkward Dinners

-Zane: (shuts door nicely)

-Well. Uh. Wyldfire boyfriend. Unfortunately the only version I have on hand of this meme is this one so

-how funny would it be if this was a Harumi situation and Roby’s the one who killed the matriarch

-Man I thought for SURE we were gonna get Lloyd Plagued By Visions TM

-WHAT IS THAT GOO AND WHATS IT GONNA DO TO LLOYD

-OH.

-THE LIL ZING SOUND EFFECT WHEN LLOYD USES HIS POWERS MY BELOVED

-ARIN WITH THE GRAPPLERRRR WOOOOO

-“I WAS ACTUALLY GETTING A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP FOR A CHANGE >:(” he’s so silly

-OH COME ON THESE GUYS AGAIN???

-okay it’s Zeatrix

-No. absolutely not. There’s no way.

-Zant-Tanz: Unfortunately, we have an impostor among us.

-J A Y !

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-j a y shxjskdkfnfn

-WE GET TO SEE THEM DANCE?!?

-Lloyd you weren’t even IN spin harmony

-OHHH IT GOT SAD :(

-Poor… POOR Nya…

-You. You do realize he could’ve set one on himself to throw himself off the trail right.

-I DO NOT TRUST FRAK

-I’m glad Riyu also does not trust Frak lol

-She’s looking for Roby she’s looking for Roby

-AAAGH just when I thought she couldn’t get any more Peril-coded she pulls this shxnskcnfjgb

-Awwww Cole and Geo :)

-Sora: (very obvious cat ears slowly lower)

Jordana: understandable have a great day

-I KNEW IT I KNEW IT FROM THE BEGINNING

-“I wouldn’t lie to you Arin :3 Except for that one time with the object Spinjitzu at the blood moon but all the other times I wouldn’t lie to you! :3 :3 :3”

-it’s the overlord again isn’t it /hj

-WYLDFIRE JUST APPEARING

-Now… hear me out… destruction is an element… 🤨📸💚💜

-oh boy Zane’s up first

-“I am limber. I am loose. (chuckles) I’m in danger!”

-Zane so help me you gotta ice rink it

-NOOOOOOOOO ZAAAAAANE

-ohhh Zane :(

-Wait. If Arin’s gonna be a detective because he can’t compete, ZANE now can’t compete, and Zane already has a detective persona… 👀👀👀

-oh it’s Nya vs Jay isn’t it

-GOSH DANGIT WHY DO I HAVE TO BE RIGHT

-ohhhh 😭😭😭

-some loser in a Jay wig 😭😭😭

-bLiNgEd OuT dAgGeR

-Oh poor poor Nya

-SILENT FIST IT NYA COME ON

-oh geez Nya’s just going THROUGH it

-Nya won but like STILL

-STOP IT I’M BAWLING AUGH

-AAAAAAAAAAUGUFUFHFHFHGHDUXHGH

-I will never be okay again

-The presumable leader of the forbidden 4/5 is just sitting there and Kai’s first and immediate instinct is “Helloooo? BOO!”

-Riyu just hearing Kai’s voice in his head dhcnxkfmgngb

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-OF COURSE CINDER HAS A SLEEP MASK WITH HEARTS FOR EYES

-SAD JAY HOURS AGH

-sad :(

-oh. OH. OHHHH THIS IS WHAT TURNS HIM TO THE RAS SIDE

-Lloyd 🤝 Riyu: DRS2 Moonwatcher arcs

-Ooooof good luck Sora

-OKAY WE GOOD WE GOOD

-WYLDFIRE!!!

-oh c o m e o n he did that on purpose for SURE

-…from Ninjago to Cam Half Blood REAL QUICK

-WYLDFIRE DOWN WYLDFIRE IS DOOOOWN

-sad Wyldfire hours

-O H T H A T S I T

-anything can be a verb if you try hard enough

-they’re gonna get found out they’re gonna get found out

-Riyu being mid Moonwatcher arc (yes I’ve gotta keep up this bit now) is gonna be interesting for the investigation lol

-THEY GOT FOUND OUT

-Sora you jinxed it

-okay Ras you shut up

-NOOOOOOOO

(Stops because quiet hours and cannot emote)

-AAAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAA

-OUGH poor Arin :(

-NO WHY WOULD YOU EVOKE THE FSM BLOODLINE EVIL STUDENT TAX

-ARIN NOOOOO

-…okay does calling the merge an act of evil feel oddly xenophobic to anyone else or am I an idiot

-Lloyd did not cause the merge that’s ridiculous abxjdkcmfbfb

-Okay Wu makes a LITTLE more sense I guess but still??? Was it really???

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-hang on how do we know Wu caused it???

-Arin: so I’m supposed to believe your some kinda hero?

Ras: oh, no, I’m just that one villain character everyone loves

Arin: idk man I think that’s Cinder. For some reason.

-SAVE THEM FROM EACH OTHER??? WHAT DOES THAT MEEEEAAN???

-Arin please tell me you heard that obvious evil laugh you were RIGHT THERE

-COLE YOURE LITERALLYTHE MASTER OF EARTH

-…never mind then

-sad Arin hours :(

-ARIN NOOOOO 🥺

-Aaaand Darkstalker Kai is back poor Riyu

-CMON PHRASIA YOU GOT THIS

-LETS GOOO LETS GOOO

-Euphrasia 🤝 Arin: Immune to sarcasm

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-LETS GO TOX!

-ooohh ooh that’s gotta hurt

-she’s been possessed by the one sleeping hasn’t she

-Arin, explaining the masks to Frak: (animus magic hours)

-oh and this is how he spinjitzu’s normally isn’t it

-woulda look at that. Oof.

-FRAK. FRAK NO.

-They’re fighting each other aren’t they.

-Don’t think I didn’t notice the writers giving up on ever naming Lloyd’s element ever again lol

-LLOYD HOURS! YAYAYA!

-PALEMAN CALLED HIM GREENIE ITS CANON NOW

-oh that’s his face. Huh.

-idk Roby last I checked he flirted with Geo

-Sora: Hey Arin! :D

Arin: (angy)

Sora: Oh my fsm it’s worse than we thought! They made him EMO!!!

-cmon coooole

-NOOOO ARIN AAAGH

-sad Arin and Sora hours

-ARIN THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE SAID

-NOOOO COLE

-Okay Nokt you are. The worst.

-Nya’s gonna lose isn’t she

-Nya get the gem

-“A FRIENDLY DESTROY” once again Wyldfire is Peril

-OKAY NOPE ROBY’S EVIL

-“tHaNkS wYlDfIrE.”

-okay yeah it’s gonna be a smokescreen thing or smth

-ARIN NO ARIN NO ARIN NO ARIN NO

-OH NO SORA CANT RISING DRAGON

-YEAAAAAH SORA!!!

-Ohhh Arin’s edgy now

-ah yes Ball of Wu

-👀👀👀 there’s a monastery over here???

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-Kai no braincell moment we love him

-no, Wyldfire, ninja do not sleep in.

-Riyu: YOU GET A MOONWATCHER ARC!

-GENETICS FOR THE WIN

-hold on is that Darth Vader???

-aaaand we’re back to this.

-I love the half-effort drawing shxkcnskxmfnfbv

-Wyldfire, of all people: She’s super powerful but can’t control her anger. Huh. Pathetic.

-Sora’s trying her best to be nice shocking

-HIGH LEVELS OF CRINGE

-and immediately Lloyd gets a vision we love to see it

-HE’S GONNA LOSE??? Once again my dude destruction is an eleme- (gets mugged)

-Poor poor Geo wbfbfkfngngb

-THE PAST IS FOR DEAD PEOPLE

-ROBY’S EVIL HES EVIL HES EVIL

-I K N E W I T

-AAAAAAAAA

-Wyldfire’s now gonna get a Harumi situation shekxnekfjgngv

-poor POOR Lloyd

-Cole out here being dadlike to the enemy we love him

-LLOYD KNOWING HES GONNA LOSE MAKES THIS HURT IN SUCH A SPECIAL WAY

-Zeatrix (ranting)

Lloyd: (actively witnessing The Horrors)

-I am now hoping this season ends with Cole adopting yet another snake child

-ARIN APPEARING AT THE WORST TIME

-WYLDFIRE YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE

-OH CHAMILLE’S BACK!!!

-ROBY WITH THE FAKEOUT?!? GOSH D A N G I T

-LIFE?!?!?

-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-BRO THAT JUST SOUNDS SO COOL

-still like energy better tho

-“The very angry elemental master of shockwave” shxjdkcmfbffv

-AND YEET YOUR OPPONENT OFF THE PLATFORM SHXNDKXNDJGBFBGV

-she will not, in fact, thank Euphrasia.

-“only small masters dhxkcnfngb”

-ya don’t say Sora it’s almost like he had a VISION OF LOSING TO HER

-THE GOTCHA IS BACK!!!

-AGH HES PLAGUED BY VISIONS MID-FIGHT THATS NOT FAIR :(

-oh my word he’s being Clearsight about it THIS is how he loses

-THEY QUITE LITERALLY BROKE THE GAME.

-Gren :D

-ITS THE SWORD ITS T H E SWORD

-no. NO.

-Lloyd died of 1d4 “I quite literally saw this coming” damage

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-YOUR CAREGIVER BOT

-Here I was thinking she couldn’t possibly get any more Peril-coded after last season BOY WAS I WRONG.

-Arin, of all people: Just because someone ACTS nice doesn’t mean they aren’t capable of turning on you.

-THEY’RE PLAYING CLUE

-SORA V FRACK!!! Well this isn’t going to be emotionally fraught

-Frak’s glare at Sora I can’t

-NOT THE MAAASK!!!

-YEAAAAAAHHH LETS GO FRAK

-We respect Frak in this household

-solve the equation its some sort of code I’m betting you

-BLECKT?!?

-Wyldfire being able to play her awkwardness as the obvious crush is GOLDEN

-WYFY I’M LOSING IT

-sNeAkY bOoTs :P

-IT’S BLECKT?!?

-Lloyd :<

-CROWN MONO STEREO. Now lemme run this through an anagram finder or something.

(Many internet anagram decoders later)

-okay that got me NOTHING useful

-OH. Oh Arin solves it immediately.

-AND WE BACK TO THE VISIONSCAPE!

-ARIN’S EVIL NOW

-We love Motion here :)

-LLOYD VS NOKT?!? BUT LLOYD DIDNT GET THE POWER TRANSFER?!?!?

-He’s so awkward shxkcnfkgng

-“The… imperium girl”

-okay okay we good (until he inevitably loses)

-ONCE AGAIN DESTRUCTION IS AN ELEMENT

-Y’ALL WAIT THAT COULD BE SO COOL IF HE USES ONI POWER AND ARIN PUTS TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND SEES IT AS ANOTHER LIE AND THAT’S WHAT PUSHES HIM TO RAS’S SIDE?!?

-please please let that be what happens

-NOOOOOOO LLOOOOOOYD

-BLECKT I HATE YOU FOREVER

-ZANE WITH THE HUNGER GAMES REFERENCE?!?

-Lily :D

-aaaand we’ve got Wu

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-OH IS THIS A FLASHBACK

-RAS?!?

-okay why would he want to resurrect the forbidden 5?!?

-oh no wait he’s got different eyes and stripes I’m stupid that’s like his great great grandpa or smth

-so so many different villains. so many.

-man Blekt is so mean smh

-Wyldfire… did you set up a brick to fall on him so you had the excuse to tackle him in rage…

-LETS GOOO WYLDFIRE

-“it rarely ever decimated their entire village”

-HE SPEAKS!

-ah he only speaks in one word at a time.

-HE DID?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!? Dwcbevnkenifjifreip

-Poor... Poor Sora.

-“My Spinjitzu won’t spin-jitz” Sora 2024

-Sora: how would I use these powers?

-Lloyd: well you see despite being in the midst of an awkwardly timed Moonwatcher arc I cannot read your mind

-TEAM UP?!?

-Zur is so. Agh. Mood tho.

-OH ITS SORA VS NOKT!!!

-she does Spinjitzu at the end doesn’t she

-OKAY SHE CAN DO IT ARIN STYLE THATS PROGRESS

-LETS GOOO SORA WITH THE BRAINPOWER

-ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BKDENCKPWDNCKEVFNIO

-Loving how the soundtrack at “he says he caused the merge” transitions from what I’m pretty sure is the Ninjago overture in a minor key to just. ✨oop we ending this early time to go back to that minor key✨ idk I can’t explain it

-Nokt: 🎶anything you can do I can do better🎶

-Roby you should know to NEVER say that

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-the season ends with the forbidden five going out and then Kai just appearing in the chaos to sing What’d I Miss from Hamilton

-WYLDFIRE SHOULDVE DONE THE PHOENIX WRIGHT POINT

-The Phrasia :D

-also I love how the guy kept his umbrella hat THE WHOLE TIME

-Bleckt: 🎶BECAUSE OF YOU🎶

-HOW DID HE JUST. Huh?

-just great. Amazing in fact.

-and there it is.

-Yup. And Jordana got possessed.

-I’m sorry Ras can CHANGE HIS STRIPE AND HAND COLOR ON COMMAND?!?

-yup. Yup and the wolf masks can Dr. Octopus now. of course they can.

-CINDER CAN YOU STOP THROWING RANDOM TEENAGERS AROUND PLEASE AND THANK YOU

-Kizzy (master of balance) just jumping on one of the wolf masks like a trampoline is now my favorite thing ever

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-Oh hey Nya’s back :D

-Cole just. Just smack them off the cliff while they’re evil laughing.

-nope okay cool. This is fine.

-The surge of serotonin I get every time I see Euphrasia onscreen I sWEAR

-“i SiNcErElY dEtEsT rIsInG dRaGoN.”

-Zane and Nya are just like “oh my goodness it’s Lloyd and Morro all over again”

-LETS GOOO ARIN

-ROBY THIS IS WHY YOU DO IT FAST AND DONT MONOLOGUE

-AND HE FELL OFF A CLIFF

-Okay but I LOVE that mask on Rox tho

-Also Jordana pulling an Anemone the beloved

-Ras: I know the truth about this universe.

Arin: …Dude chill I just want my mom and dad

-ARIN NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE EDGY

-THE STANG TO YOUR ZOOT ASHXJCNGKGB

-man all the baddies out here using wind huh. And then there’s just. Euphrasia.

-KAI’S BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

-AND BONZLEEEE!!!

-YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

-Kai do you have NO OBJECT PERMANENCE

-HE GOT DRAINED JUST IN TIME!!!!!

-SHOUTOUT TO EUPHRASIA FR YOU GO GIRL PUSH CINDER WITH THAT WIND OF YOURS YEAAAAAAAH

-Ras just immediately getting KO’d

-…the evil student tax :(

-AND THEN KAI

-the mood swings are strong with this season

-MASTER WU

-The vengestone birdcage! Like in crystallized! Bleckt reveals he’s part Oni and shatters it

-UMBRELLA HAT GUY JUST HAD THAT HAT ON THR WHOLE TIME

-Im guessing Sordana shippers having a field day with this one

-SORA JUST DRAGGING LLOYD OFFSCREEN IM CRYING

-buuut Jay’s still gone :(

-“another mortal” implying that someone’s tried to do all of this BEFORE

-AGH I love Motion so much

-…Motion you idiot Ras is gonna take that next season

-I swear Arin’s just suddenly REALLY edgy sbxkxmxmfnfngbg

-AND THATS THE END AAAAGH

[riverripplespeaks]

Uhhh you’ve probably drawn this before but Clearsight anf Darkstalker with ‘Meant to be Yours’ :3 they are Veronica and JD to me :p

i did NOT do my idea justice, sorry this sucks im tired. clearsight isnt in the photo bcuz yk, if u have seen heathers. anyways, ever since i watched heathers i thought “huh this sounds a lot like darkstalker and clearsight” so now i pace around listening to heathers songs imaging them in amvs. especially this song! sorry that u didnt get much effort

[resident-wof-expert]

Since you seem to be so much of a Wof incorrect quote generator what do you think of this?

Darkstalker: Name one thing a Burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.

Qibli: NEKKED GRANDMA!

Darkstalker: Nekked huh!?

Winter: I don't wanna see that either.

I literally posted a video version on my Blog its hilarious.

I like the idea of Darkstalker being a gameshow host for some reason.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1243: Triple N Progess Run (SSBU X Darkstalkers)

1:25 p.m. at La Shy Guy's Café's Outdoor Diner......

Escargoon: (Takes a Sip of his Latte he Ordered Along with Dedede with a Smile) I gotta say, De, I'm really impressed with your challenge run right now.

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) I know, right? We're already halfway in the month and I didn't fold even once. I'm proud myself right now.

Escargoon: As you should, my friend- (Raises his Cup Up) cause I'm proud of you myself.

Dedede: (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh Before Raising his Cup Up as Well) Cheers to that!

The long time duo clink their drinks together before taking another sip and sitting their cups back down on the table.

Escargoon: I can't imagine it being easy for you this whole time. I mean, you're dating a succubus model for Pete's sake.

Dedede: ('Sighs Heavily') Hooo boy, you don't have the slightest idea right now.......I love that woman with every bit of fiber of my heart and soul, but God DAMN if she doesn't know how to put up a good fight! I can't even take a proper breather without worrying about what she's gonna do next.

Escargoon: It gotten that intense already, huh?

Dedede: Hell yeah. 'Member I told you the time she flashed me on the first morning of the month? Boy, I tell you that was mere child's play compared to all the other crazy shit she pulled this month. Like that one time I was at the mansion and-

Flashback to Smash Mansion's Living Room

Isabelle: (Smiles at Morrigan While Doing Yoga Along with Her on Their Respective Mats) Thanks again for joining me on my Yoga Session today, Morrigan. I've really been falling behind on them these days.....

Morrigan: (Smiles Back at Izzy) Think nothing of the sort, my dear!~ I'm happy I have the time to do this on my day off from work today. This is so relaxing~

Isabelle: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Uh-huh. (Turns to Wolf and Dedede, Sittong on the Sofa, Watching TV Together Right Next to Her and Morrigan) You boys are more than welcome to join us whenever you like!~

Wolf: Nah, I'll pass. Never been a fan of Yoga.

Dedede: I've done it once, made me broke my back. Hated it ever since.

Wolf: ('Heh') Old timer.

Dedede: (Glares at Wolf) Boy, don't start.

Isabelle: (Softly Glares at the Duo on the Sofa) Boys, no fighting over there. (Turns Back to Morrigan) Now, where were we- ('Gasps') No way. Morrigan, are you doing-

Morrigan: The Jack-O Pose?

Dedede's eyes starts widening up as he turns to see his succubus of a girlfriend is now doing a meme worthy classic, the Jack-O Pose at pure delight and ease.

Morrigan: Why, indeed I am!~ It's been quite some time since I've done this, so you'll have to excuse me if it looks a little rusty.

Isabelle: (Puts on an Impressed Smile on her Face) Are you kidding? This look perfect enough as it is! ('Sigh') Making me wanna try doing one of my own without falling over again......

Morrigan: I'm sure you'll be able get it down one of these days, Isabelle, my dear. It only takes a few more practice and concentration for your body and soul and more focus put on achieving it to near perfection. (Forms a Seductively Teasing Smirk at her King Looking at Her Right Now) Just so you could use on the man you love and adore~

Morrigan blows a kiss at Dedede's way as her hips starts to move up and down and then wiggle it around all over the place, shortly after. Putting his eyes on a mesmerizing trance, as if it's taunting him to come over and give it a more....."thorough" investigation. Hell, he was this close to getting out of his seat until a few snaps of Wolf's finger appears in front of the ex king's face.

Wolf: Hey. De!

Dedede: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality, Startled) I WASN'T STARING AT IT, I SWEAR!! (Notices Wolf is Staring at Him With a Raised Eyebrow, Confused) ....Uhhhhhhhh- ('Clears Throat') You uh....Need somethin', Wolfman?

Wolf: Yeah. Firstly, I'm gonna have to ask you to never call me that for as long as you live. Second, I'm about head out and get us all something to eat. You wanna come with?

Dedede: ('Sighs in Relief') Nah, I'll pass.....Need to clear my mind for a sec.

Morrigan: Spendid!~

The sound of light, muffled clapping starts ringing into De's ears as he turns to see Morrigan is now making the cheeks of her rear to clap.

Morrigan: You can see if I could stay in this position for twenty minutes~

Dedede: (Eyes Widened in Fear and Under Pressure) On second thought- (Immediately Gets Himself Up From his Seat) I could use some fresh air right about now. (Quickly Rushes Out the Room Without Looking at Morrigan) See y'all in a few!

Wolf: (Sighs as He Walks Out the Room as Well) I'll make sure he doesn't bump into something on the way there. Or faint.

Isabelle: (Watches the Boys Walk Out the Room) Poor De. (Turns Back to Morrigan) You're gonna end up making him have combust if you keep teasing him like that.

Morrigan: That's the plan!~ (Forms an Sinster Smirk on her Face) I love it.

Isabelle: For No Nut November?

Morrigan: For No Nut November~

Back to the Present

Escargoon: A Jack-O Pose AND the clap of the ass cheeks at the same time? That's terrifyingly impressive.

Dedede: My thoughts exactly! (Crosses his Arms Huffing and Puffing) Bet she was smirking the whole time we were out too. Oh, and let's not forget the time me and her went to the park and-

Flashback to the Local Smash Park.......

Dedede: (Sighs Relaxingly as He Leans Himself Back a Bit While Sitting Next to Morrigan on a Bench Together) It always a good time being out here in this weather~

Morrigan: (Sighs Relaxingly While Holding a Firecracker Popsicle in her Hands) Agreed~ (Turns to Dedede) Darling,, are you sure you don't want a popsicle of your to devour as well?

Dedede: Yeah, I'm sure. Ate breakfast earlier, so I don't feel the need to eat anything sweet right now, you know?

Morrigan: (Stares at De for a Brief Second Before Shrugging it Off) Hm. Suit yourself. Say, do you mind holding the stick for me as I eat it? (Hands the Popsicle to De) I don't want to rest my hair getting sticky. (Starts Wrapping her Hair Up into a Ponytail)

Dedede: Sure thing. (Takes the Wrapping Off the Popsicle and Holds it Right in Front of Morrigan's Face) It's all ready for ya.

Morrigan: Thank you, dear.

Morrigan pushes the front side of her hair back a little as she leans over and..."casually" suck the popsicle down back and forth before leaning back a bit to lick it all over with her tongue and sucking it all over again, all while moaning sensually in the process.

This in turn, causes the poor Ex King of Dreamland's eyes to widen up at the entire display in front of him, in pure disbelief, unable to looking away no matter much he wants to. As if his girlfriend wasn't irresistibly hot enough already.....

Dedede: Jesus christ, Morrg.......

Morrigan: (Looks Back Up at her King with a Look Nearly Equivalent to That of Bedroom Eyes) Hmm?~ Is something the matter?

Dedede: Uh- (Comes Back to Reality Before Quickly Turning Away a Bit) N-No! It's nothing. Just.....(Starts Blushing) loving you unconditionally like always, is all.....

Morrigan: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ohh~ I love you too, my dear king~ (Looks Back at her Frozen Dessert) And I think I LOVE this treat just as much~

Dedede: Mhmm.....(Sucks his Teeth as He Sees a Koopa, Sitting a Few Feet Away From the Bench, Playing his Saxophone in a Slow, Sensual Sounding Melody) Man, do we really have sit right next to that saxophone player over there?

Morrigan: (Softly Pouts at her King) Dedede! Be nice. (Pulls her Ten Dollar Bill Out of her Purse) He is doing a wonderful job plating that saxophone and will continue to do as such as he wish. (Summons her Bat to Fly Over and Drop the Ten Dollars Down onto the Koopa's Saxophone Case) For you, my good sir.

Saxophone Koopa: (Tips his hat to Morrigan Before Resumes Back to his Playing Session)

Morrigan: (Turns Back to Dedede) Now, be a very good boy and pay him no mind, okay?

Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes, ma'am.

Morrigan: Thank you. (Forms a More Seductive Smirk on her Face) Now~ Where were we?~

Morrigan resumes back to her sensual popsicle sulking while moaning a little more louder than previously, causing De to groan in displeasure at trying hus hardest to keep himself and his urges in complete check.

End of Another Flashback

Escargoon: Okay, that saxophone playing in the background, was just asking her to get a rise out of you at that point.

Dedede: Exactly what I was thinking! (Facepalms Himself While Groaning Some More) Oh God and don't even get me started at the time at that restaurant-

Flashback to the Crimsonette Restaurant

Dedede was playing on the piano while Morrigan was sitting on top of it, singing her heart out.

Morrigan: Fill my heart with song and let me sinh forevermore!~You are all I long for, all I worship and adore!~

Morrigan then proceeds to teleport her way to sit right next to her king, startling him a bit. She then slowly leans herself over to him while looking deep into his big eyes with her signature bedroom look, making him blush all over again.

Morrigan: In other worrrrds~ Please be truuuuuue~ (Gently Places her Hands onto Dedede's Cheek) In other words~ I looove yoooooooou~ My darling king~

The pair then share a passionate kiss on the lips as everyone else present in the establishment begins to applaud the both of them right on cue.

End to Yet Another Flashback

Escargoon: (A Memory Coming Back to Him) Oh yeah, Bandana Dee showed me a clip of that on choir practice a day after that. You guys did pretty good up there.

Dedede: (Takes a Bow While Still Sitting on his Table) Thank you, thank you kindly. (Lightly Slams his Hands on the Table) But that's beside the point, boy! I'm at my wits here!

Escargoon: (Gives his Best Friend a Reassuring Smile) I know it's a tough road ahead, De. But try and keep at it until the very end. I guarantee I will be all worth it then.

Dedede: Sure hope it.

'Buzzzzzzzz'

Dedede: (Picks his Phone Up and Check the New Message Sent to Him Just Now) What the?

Escargoon: What is it?

Dedede: Morrigan sent me a five minute long audio recording just now. (Puts on a Bit of a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Who wanna bet it's something lewd?

Escargoon: (Shrugs) Only one way to find out.

Dedede: Yeah, yeah. (Press Plays on the Audio With a Picture of Morrigan and a Few of her Modeling Friends are Laying in One Bed Together)

Morrigan: (In the Recording) Good day, my lovelies!~ This is one and only Morrigan Aensland speaking and the ladies here and I decided do something for all the working men and women out there that is need desperate need of a stress reliever right now. This is also dedicated to a...very special former king of Dreamland that has stolen my beating heart in allll the right ways~ I hope you enjoy the ride, my love~ (Makes a Single Kissing Noise)

The audio went silent for a few seconds until a familiar sound of the saxophone begins to play in the background, follow by the collective sounds of sensual sounding moans from each of the ladies present in the audio, Morrigan especially, who is gradually becoming the loudest and most prominent of them all.

This, in turn, causes the duo's eyes and mouth to slowly open up wide as they are in near speechless in pure disbelief at what they are hearing on De's phone right now.

Dedede: (Starts Using the Napkin to Wipe Sweat Off his Forehead as He's Blushing Up a Storm) Dear lord........

Escargoon: Is.....Is this.....seriously five whole minutes of them moaning?

Dedede: Should've known that would be the case just by looking at this picture alone.

Morrigan: I love you, my darling king!~ (Continues Moaning Along with the Other Ladies on the Recording)

Escargoon: Man, you are not kidding when you say she's going all out.... (Notices Dedede's Hand Hovering on the Phone) Heyyy. De, what are you doing over there?

Dedede: (Quickly Hides his Hands Behind Back While Giving Escargoon the Most Awkward Smile Imaginable) NOTHING! Nothing. I was just getting a any sip of my drink.

Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow at De) Really? Cause it looks to me that you were about to pick up that phone and call her.

Dedede: ('Scoffs') So what if i am? I was going to tell her how neat the audio is and compliment saxophone player in the background and....(Starts Sweating Again but More Nervously This Time Around) the ladies on....contributing....with.... their mooooan- (Suddenly Let's Out a Loud, Frustrated Sounding Groan) ('ARGHH') I can't- (Bang his Fist on the Table) TAKE THIS SHIT no more!!

Escargoon: De, come on, you can't cave yourself in now, not when you're only halfway there!

Dedede: (Comically Glares at Escargoon) Boy, you think I don't know that already!? First the pose, then the Firecracker popsicle, the duet, and now this!? (Poinrs his Hand on his Phone with The Sound Moaning and Saxophone Still Playing on There) That beautiful woman is doing too much, man, she's killing me!!

Escargoon: This obviously her way to psyching you out of focus. What you need to do right now is calm down, taking a deep breath, and-

Dedede: (Gets Up From his Seat) Nah, you wanna do I'm gonna do instead? I'mma call her up on my phone, tell her i give up, and have her help BUST. MY NUTS. OPE-

Before De could even dare to finish that sentence and do the unthinkable, he suddenly gets knocked upside the back of his head hard enough into sitting him back down on his seat, completely stopping him from crashing out entirely. And it was all thanks to none other than the legendary Bounty Hunter of the Smash Family, Samus Aran.

Samus: Pull it together and keep it in your pants, De. This isn't over yet.

Dedede: (Starts Panting as He Gradually Comes Back to Reality) Yeah.....You're right......(Claps Both of his Cheeks Two Times Before Putting on a More Determined Look on his Face) This ain't over until I MAKE that succubus sing a melody on the first midnight of December! (Turns to Samus with a Smile) Thanks for breaking me outta that funk, girl.

Samus: (Smirks a Bit at Dedede) Anytime, brother.

The Smash duo then shares a casual high five with one another.

Samus: (Happily Waves Hello to Escargoon as She Finds Herself a Seat) Hi, Escar~

Escargoon: (Waves Back at Samus with a Bit of a Confused Look on his Face) Hey, Samus....What's going on here?

Samus: Nothing too major. (Gently Pat on Dedede's Shoulder) Just making sure this dumb-dumb over here doesn't slip up and fail the challenge.

Dedede: It may be a handicap to some, but I find this strategy far more beneficial than completely doing it all on myself.

Escargoon: (Shrugs) Hey, if it helps, it's help. (Smiles Softly) I'm just glad you didn't throw in the towel yet.

Dedede: ('Sighs in Relief') You and me both, man. And you're right, it has been tough battle so far- (Puts on a More Determined Look on his Face) But I did not fail more than three times to four in the row just to add this year to the tally! I'mma pass me that challenge.

Samus: (Puts on a Proud Smile on her Face) That's the spirit, De. I'm with you 100%. Just don't go back on our word, you hear?

Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) His word?

Samus: I made him promise to never take the challenge again afterwards.

Dedede: If I win this one.

Samus: (Gives Dedede a Firm Glare) Um. No. There is no "ifs", "ands", or "buts" in this discussion, De. You're going to quit participating in that stupid challenge whether you win OR lose.

Escargoon: I'm gonna have to agree with Samus on this one, bud. You've already proven yourself to be a man in your own right, you don't have to keep proving that by taking a challenge that's already a meme of itself.

Dedede: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, i guess y'all have a point there...It does starting to get old after while.

Samus: Exactly. Hence why I say it's stupid.

Escargoon: Hey, speaking of which, have you participated in the challenge this year, Samus?

Samus: (Starts Rubbing The Back of her Hair Back and Forth) Yeah, but uh.......

Dedede: You failed again, didn't you?

Samus: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah....Last night.

Samus Aran: Mission's a Bust.

Dedede: (Clicks his Teeth at Samus in Disbelief) Damn girl! And you said I'm weak minded?

Samus: (Pouts at Dedede) Hey, excuse me for having The Strongest Momm- I mean, Mom- I-I mean- (Starts Blushing Before Clearing her Throat) The Strongest WOMAN in the World for a girlfriend. I knew what i gotten myself into the day I fallen in her with her- (Glares at Both De and Escar as Her Face Starts Getting Redder) And I am NOT a Bottom!!!

Escargoon: We.....didn't say you were one though.

Dedede: (Forns a Teasing Smirk on his Face).But since you brought it up......

Escargoon: (Quickly Glares at his Best Friend) De, don't start.

Samus: (Glares Harshly at Dedede) Yeah, De. DON'T. Unless you really want me to send you to outter space.

Dedede: ('Clicks Teeth') Man, will you relax already, girl? I was just kidding! You being a Top and/or Bottom doesn't change the fact that you're the toughest Bounty Hunter in the whole town. Especially not to us.

Escargoon: (Smiles Softly at the Bounty Hunter in Question) Yeah, you'll always be cool in our eyes, Samus.

Samus: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Turns Away From the Duo, Pouting) Whatever. (Starts Blushing Once More) You dorks will always be cool in my eyes too....

Dedede: (Snickers a Bit) You gonna give Luigi a run for his money on the cuteness scale if you keep puffing your cheeks out like that.

Samus: Nah. I can never be on par with Weegie's cuteness. Remind me hug him later, will ya?

Dedede: (Smirks at Samus) Give us details on what happened that night and I'll convince everyone in our group to give the greatest group hug he'll ever have in his life.

Samus: (Notices the Picture on Dedede's Phone) Lemme hear that audio Morrigan sent you first and I'll you tell you every juicy detail possible. (Turns to Escargoon) If you don't mind listening too, Escar.

Escargoon: Yeah, I don't mind. I think I'm curious about it too actually.

Dedede: Then it's a deal-deal!

Both Dedede and Samus shake on the respective deals as they enjoy the rest of their chatting together with Escargoon on a breezy afternoon.

@bestpony666

@tampire

@caleb13frede

@meme-boys-blog

[losingmymindrn]

The devil's daughter.

They neared the academy, and Moon swerved down to land on a rocky ledge with a tree shadowing most of it. Noise. She had to immediately use her teardrop method to rid of all the voices. Her mother sat next to her and her tail flicked. "I don't want you to leave me here." Moon stared down at her mother. "I know," said her mother kindly. "But you have to. And it'll be good for you. I think you will like it more than the nightwing village, you'll see." 'At least the academy won't be full of nightwings,' her mind went on.

'Like I care what the other nightwings think about me now. They'll learn to love me.' "I don't mind the other nightwings that much." "Most of them are awful and you know it," Secretkeeper pointed out. Moonwatcher rolled her eyes and she heard her father grumble in her head. "Yes. I suppose they are sometimes." All the time. But she and father will fix that soon. Secretkeeper smiled tiredly and reached a small front paw up to her daughters' face. Having no choice but to precipitate in the gesture with the same love Secretkeeper has, Moon cranes her neck down and an appreciative rumble made its way out of her throat.

She loved her mother, she truly did. Her mother was the only thing that provided physical warmth throughout her short life and she was also the one who practically gave her her powers. So of course she loved her. "Alright, I think this has been enough observing. You should head in now." Secretkeeper keeper pulled her arm back and nuzzled her dragonet's cheek.Unable to avoid the inevitable, Moonwatcher sighed and nods. "Of course, mother." She says before nuzzling her mother back. 'Father?' Moon asked once she pulled back. 'Start to head in, dearest. They await you.' Darkstalker said, the cold yet comforting aura came with his voice and she welcomed it. Moon watched her mother jump into flight, the smoky black nightwing calling for her to write soon before flying away. Moon sighed and started to prowl forward. She didn't even get to the front of the cave entrance when a wirery nightwing, Fatespeaker, she remembered, stopped her.

"Hello! I'm fatespeaker, and you're moonwatcher right?" Moon nodded. Fatespeaker was on the smaller side, even with the food she had growing up, and believed she had powers. "Ah hah! I'm getting better at that! It's almost as if I'm reading your mind, huh?" Fatespeaker wiggled her talons at Moon, as she stiffled a chuckle and heard her father chortle in the back of her head. The dragon in front of her had no real powers, her father had told her the first time she came to the nightwing village.

"Almost." Moon responded polity. Being polite is something Darkstalker taught her, because apparently, its important. Fatespeaker giggled and gestured for Moon to follow her into the mouth of the cave. As they entered, Moonwatcher took note of everything surrounding her. Dragons saying hello, goodbye, all in the massive cavern. Stalagmites and stalactites formed pillers, to which the founders of the school had hung a sign saying "Welcome, students!" In purple flowers. Fatespeaker was muttering something besides her when her head pooped up. "Moonwatcher-"

"Moon."

"Moon, yes, of course. Second tunnel on the left, fifth cave to the right." She flicked her tail and grinned at Moon. "You're going to love your clawmates." 'Clawmates?' "Oh? What are... clawmates?" She asked as a pair of mudwings, slightly smaller than her, trampled by. "The dragons you will be sharing a cave with!" Fatespeaker responded energeticly. Moon had to hide her displeasure. 'Moon.' Her father growled in a warning. "Oh! Here come the icewings!" Of course, Icewings. Moon decided not to even grace them with a glance and headed for her tunnel before fatespeaker could say anything. Soon the tunnel straightened out, and Moon could see small cave openings along either side. This must be the corridor of sleeping cave; she could sense that some of them had two three dragonets inside already. Each cave she passed seemed to be bristling with chatter and wings and claws and spiky thoughts that amused her.Moon squeezed past a pair of chatting, bipedal sandwings. She ignored them. Moon passed by them, feeling the male's eyes on her. Moon chorted and entered her cave.

'Oh. It's nicer than I expected. What do you think, Darkstalker?' Moon set the scrolls given to her on the rack by the entrance and surveyed the cave. 'You could do better.' Darkstalker mused. Moon chuckled in her head. She made her way to the moss bedding, seeing as that was the most appealing bed option, out of the hammock and rocky ledge.

As she picked through the parchment scrolls, Darkstalker said; 'A little rainwing is about to burst in. Prepare yourself.' Moon sighed and turned just in time to see a blur of yellow and pink burst into her room, startling her."Hello!" The blur spoke. "HI! I'm so excited to be here! I just- my scales won't listen! Ack! My names kinkajou!" The small rainwing grabbed Moon's forearm and forcefully shakes it. "What's your name?" Kinkajou asked as she flew above her head. "Moonwatcher. But please call me Moon." She nodded to the little rainwing in greeting. "Oh! I've heard about you! You weren't there when I was being experimented on!" One of the rainwing experiment subjects. Moon never agreed with her tribe when it came to... that."Can I take the hammock?" Kinkajou asked. "Go ahead." Moon responded. Moonwatcher watched the young dragonet, she must be at least 3. She flicked her wing and headed towards the entrance of their cave. "I'm going to go to the libr-" Moon was cut off by some squabbling.Curious, kinkajou flew above her and purched herself on Moon's back, with the hulking nightwing didn't notice. Outside, 3 dragons, a mudwing, a seawing and a... skywing. A beautiful skywing, at that. Blood red scales, deep amber eyes... 'Darkstalker? Can you-' Moon started but was cut off by Darkstalker's amused laughter.'Yes, there are many futures of the both of you... as long as you are fast enough.' Were all prophets this cryptic? 'Fast enough?' Moon questioned. No answer. Moons above.

"Hey! Let's calm down now!" The mudwing, Clay, Moon recognized, had his wings flung out to put a barrier over the fighting dragons. The grayish blue seawing snorted at the skywing. "It's only the first day folks. You both most be hungry. Pike, walk with me. Carnelian, I'll talk to you later." Clay guided pike, the seawing down the tunnel and Carnelian, beautiful name, growled at him and prowled into her cave. Moonwatcher's cave. Moon, with kinkajou still on top of her, turned to see the skywing plant herself on the rocky ledge. "Hi!" Kinkajou blurted before Moon could say anything. "What's your name?" Kinkajou clambered up Moon's neck and draped her arms over her head. Carnelian barley glanced at them. Yep. Moon like her. "Her name's Carnelian, Kinkajou." She says to the little dragon. 'How does she..? Ugh, that big mudwing must of said it. Moons above.' Carnelian's mind grumbled. "It's nice to meet you, Carnelian." Moon said to the blood-red dragon. Carnelian mutters, "Yeah, whatever. Nice to meet you too, nightwing." The nightwing smiled and tucked her chin in.

Moon let out a small rumble, meant to catch Kinkajou's attention. The brightly colored rainwing tilted her head down and smiled. "I'm going to the library, do you want to come?" Moon couldn't help but smile at Kinkajou. Her smile was contagious.

"Sure!" Kinkajou chirped. Pleased, Moon turned to head out, but not with out smiling slyly at Carnelian. "Bye, Carnelian. See you at lunch, yes?" Carnelian lifted her magnificent head, scowling. "Whatever." She responded with a roll of her eyes. Moon will be seeing her at lunch, she knows she will. So, almost giddily, Moon walked out of the cave with kinkajou rambling on top of her head.

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Just a little arc 2 evil Moonwatcher au I wanted to write :> hope you liked it!

[rurik-art]

“I could make him suffer.”

The sentence was the only warning Qibli got before a spectre of Darkstalker rose from the waves and up to him. Time itself seemed to slow around the shadowy dragon, locking Qibli into speaking with him. Despite this, he tried to call for Sunny, only for his words to fall on deaf ears.

He was closed off.

“Come now Qibli, let’s not involve the others.” Darkstalker tutted. “What I have to say is for your ears alone.”

“You tried to kill my son. I don’t care what you have to say.” Qibli snarled back.

“Yes, I did. But I decided to keep him alive. He’s got quite a fascinating mind, before he kicked me out.”  Darkstalker lay on the balcony on his side, head lifted and arms folded. Very much a seductive pose that Qibli wasn’t sure what was being accomplished by.

“Oh, well, thank you for deciding to not kill my son,” Qibli answered with venomous sarcasm. “Clearly, I can’t leave, so what do you want?”

“Like I said, I could make Chameleon suffer. He did do a lot of awful things. Does he really deserve that happy ending you sprouted?” Darkstalker tilted his head questioningly. “Or does he deserve exactly what he inflicted onto others?”

“I think anyone has the right to try and turn things around,” Qibli answered diplomatically. He had to keep his voice neutral. Any inflection and Darkstalker would use it. “Doesn’t mean we have to forgive them, as I said earlier. I know you were listening.”

“Huh. Well, that’s interesting, because none of you were willing to give me that chance.” Darkstalker leaned forward. “You showed me my soul and then put me away in a fate worse than death. That’s not very ‘right to try’ of you.” -- Scene from Broken Jade, which can be found here: https://t.co/x7tDsZmqkj

[shinra-agent-phoenix]

Test Results

Begrudgingly, Phoenix had done the DNA test. Then…he got the results.

“Trucy Wright: Parents:

Thalassa Gramarye

Shadi Enigmar

Apollo Justice: Parents:

Thalassa Gramarye

Jove Justice”

Phoenix stared at the screen. Shadi Enigmar was Zak Gramarye's real name. Zak Gramarye was a stage name. But that wasn't important. Apollo and Trucy. They were siblings. He called Kristoph. He needed to meet with Apollo.

Apollo woke up to a phone call.

“Hello Apollo. I know today is your day off, however, Mr. Wright wants to speak with you. Please come down to the off-” Kristoph was cut off by Apollo.

“MR WRIGHT!? I'M ON MY WAY!” Apollo yelled, throwing clothes on and running out to the offices.

Inside the office, Phoenix, Kristoph, and Trucy were sitting around.

“I'M HERE HELLO MR. WRIGHT I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN YOU'RE SO AMAZING!” Apollo yelled.

“Oh uh. Hey…” Phoenix said, taken aback. “Apollo, I have something I need to tell you.”

“Huh? What is it?” Apollo asked.

“So Trucy asked me to do a DNA test she said you suggested she do. And I got the results. You two have different fathers. However, you have the same mother. Thalassa Gramarye.” Phoenix said.

Apollo and Trucy were shocked. What do you even say to that.

“So that means Apollo is my brother?” Trucy asked.

“I have a sister…” Apollo muttered. He grabbed Trucy and spun her around. “I HAVE A SISTER! I GOTTA TELL CLAY!” He yelled.

“Hehe!” Trucy laughed. “Daddy! Can Polly watch me today?”

“Polly?!” Apollo said.

“Yeah! It's like Apollo, but short and cute!” Trucy said.

“But it's a girls’ name!” Apollo whined.

“Too bad! Polly Polly Polly Polly!” Trucy said.

Phoenix thought. Apollo lived at Morning Glory Orphanage, which was run by a Yakuza member. If anything happened to Apollo, then the Yakuza would be angry. Trucy would be safe with him.

“Yeah, as long as Apollo let's you!” Phoenix said.

“YAY! YAY YAY YAY YAY!” Trucy said, hugging Apollo's leg.

“Wha- HEY! Argh. Alright. I'll watch you. Come on.” Apollo said.

He and Trucy left. Apollo took out his phone.

“Hey Clay. You're not gonna believe this…”

“A SISTER!?” Clay said. He, Apollo, and Trucy were outside the train station.

“Yup.” Apollo said as Trucy hung from his arm.

“Hehe! I'm Trucy!” She said, bounding over to Clay.

“Hi Trucy! I'm Clay!” Clay introduced.

“Daddy said you guys can watch me today!” Trucy said.

“Wha-” Clay said.

“Yeah. So where should we go?” Apollo asked.

“Maybe we get some food and then head over to arcade?” Clay asked.

“Sounds like a plan!” Trucy yelled.

At the Shinra base, Phoenix put the DNA that was recognized as Shadi's from Trucy's hair into the computer.

“Checking last known location of DNA…” it said.

Of course the last place was the courthouse. But it would automatically update. Phoenix was one step closer to finding the truth.

At Smile Burger, the kids finished eating and walked to Club SEGA. Apollo smiled. A sister. A little sister. Who would have thought. Well not him. But she was adorable. And after the…incident…in Kurain, maybe she needed a big brother.

Or maybe he needed a little sister

Upon reaching club SEGA, Trucy saw something.

“THEY HAVE DARKSTALKERS!” Trucy yelled, bounding to the arcade cabinet. The boys followed.

“Oh I know this game. I tend to play BB Hood.” Clay said.

“WHAT!? NOT HER!” Trucy said.

“Then who would you play?” Clay asked.

“Morrigan!” Trucy said. She selected her character.

Clay chose his.

The fight began.

“DIE YOU PSYCHO RED RIDING HOOD!” Trucy yelled while button mashing. She continued to spew insults towards B B Hood.

“Why do you hate her so much!?” Apollo asked. Trucy couldn't reveal the real reason why she hated B.B Hood, nor why she liked Morrigan. That would reveal Shinra's existence. So instead she said.

“She's EVIL! SHE HAS TO BE STOPPED! HELP ME POLLY!” Trucy screamed. Apollo quickly started to help her.

“Hahaha! You fools think you can defeat me?” Clay said in a super villain voice.

“POLLY CLAY'S BEEN BRAINWASHED!” Trucy yelled.

“Huh!?” Apollo was confused.

“WE NEED TO KILL B.B HOOD TO SAVE HIM!” Trucy screamed as the match continued. Clay did an evil laugh. Honestly he was having fun seeing her reactions. Might as well play along with the brainwashing bit.

“A…poll…o?” He said, faking fighting through brainwashing.

“Oh um. Don't worry Clay! We'll save…you?” Apollo said, a little embarrassed.

“YEAH! HOLD ON! FIGHT IT!” Trucy shouted as she started to win the fight. Morrigan had almost beaten her opponent. And victory!

“Yay! We did it!” Trucy said. But Clay decided to keep this little game up.

“Ahahaha! You may have defeated me in the game, but you have not saved your friend!” He said, posing dramatically. Trucy tried to not to giggle.

“No! Clay! You must fight it!” She said.

“Clay please the bounty hunters are evil!” Apollo yelled.

“From my point of view the Darkstalkers are evil!” Clay yelled. Apollo tried hard not to laugh.

“Well then you are lost!” Apollo finally managed to yell out.

Trucy went and asked the ticket guy for some toy swords and she gave two to Apollo and Clay.

“I'm sorry! The Clay you knew is DEAD! FAREWELL!” Clay yelled, attacking Apollo and Trucy with the foam sword.

“Please! I know you're still in there!” Trucy yelled. He stabbed her in the chest (he poked her chest with the foam sword)

She fell to the ground.

“NO! APOLLO! AVENGE ME!” She cried, before closing her eyes and sticking her tongue out, pretending to be dead.

“NOOOOOO! TRUCY!” Apollo yelled, picking her up and cradling her.

“Hahaha! How touching!” Clay said, striking a pose.

“You'll pay for that!” Apollo said. A foam sword fight began. Trucy opened her eyes to watch.

Phoenix was expecting a lot of things when he went into the arcade to get Trucy. Maybe someone saying she never came and he guessed wrong. Or her playing games with Apollo and Clay.

Definitely not her pretending to be dead while Apollo and Clay hit each other with foam swords.

Clay managed to hit Apollo's leg. He fell to the ground.

“Clay…please…remember who you are!” Apollo yelled. Clay was about to swing for his head but stopped.

“A…poll…o…you must…kill…me…its…the…only…way…” he said

“NO! THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY!” Apollo yelled, once more trying not to laugh.

“I am…sorry…old friend…I cannot…hold back…much longer…” Clay said. Apollo stabbed his chest. Clay fell to the ground and pretended to die.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Apollo yelled. After a pause, all three got up laughing.

Phoenix smiled at the sight.

“Hey guys.” He said.

“Daddy!” Trucy yelled.

“MR. WRIGHT!” Apollo said, running to Phoenix.

“Hi Apollo. I take it you and Trucy are getting along?” Phoenix asked.

“Can Polly watch me again sometime?” Trucy said as Phoenix held her. She flopped upside down.

“I don't see why not! Come on, we gotta head home.” Phoenix said.

The father and daughter went home

Phoenix returned home. There was a note at the house.

“I know what you are doing. Stop. I do not wish to escalate but you are beginning to force my hand. Stop before someone you care about gets hurt…”

Phoenix went pale reading it.

“Daddy? Is everything ok?” Trucy asked.

“Yeah. It's fine.” He lied. Trucy could tell, but decided not to press...

[dxrknessembr8ced]

4:38 A.M.

After investigating the rumors of innocent survivors being mauled leaving behind their bloodied skeletal remains and a blood trail leading to a warehouse where she can hear the screaming of a woman who was taken to be eaten under the moonlight. Right there to save the woman she is confronted with another one of the horrors. this is the horror Lunarken in the flesh flashing her colorful bright body luminating through the night for the moonlight has reached it's zenith along with her bloodlust standing before the dark hunter with a smile on her face while an odd gold orb floats around the horror.

Hsien-Ko placed her hands into her sleeves while her sister and her ring stares at the gold orb feeling the immense power and the sound of a heart beat.

" This is gonna be a long night. "

{ " Hsien-Ko! Be careful with that orb... " }

" What's special about it? "

" That orb is her true form and she won't hesitate to tear you a new hole. Better be fast on your feet. "

After hearing what they said and knowing what to do, Hsien-Ko channels the energy of T-Erebus and the soul of Garo within her as a crystalline structure emerged her face to form a helmet in the shape of a golden wolf along with the rest all around parts of her body acting as armor to protect her from damage in case.

' KRRRRSSCCH! '

Now full prepared to eliminate the horror in front of her the now armed Jiangshi with all four of her arms with modified long sleeves showing off each large clawed gauntlet.

" Let's go... "

Amused Lunarken twirls her fingers as her true form, the golden orb grew sharp spikes flying straight towards the jiangshi at such incredible speech as Hsien-Ko used all four of her arms to negate and and retaliated against the orb with sheer ferocity while she moves around avoiding the gold orb and it's spikes.

' KKKLLLSSSH! '

' KKKKLLLSSH! '

' KKKLLLSSH! '

Hsien-Ko realized now that she should have kept her mouth shut for the orb is far more troubling than the horror itself as she watch in amusement which sent her off edge in a fit of rage.

" OKAY FUCK THIS!!! "

Hsien-Ko forcibly grabbed the orb with her bare hands, crushing it with rage building up inside of her.

' PWACK! '

Lunarken burst out screaming in agony for her true form is immediately destroyed by the jiangshi.

" GAAAAAAAHHHHH DAMN YOOOOOOUUUUU ALL!!!!! "

In her final moments Lunarken's body has disintegrated into moths leaving behind what remains of the ancient darkstalker left.

The orb too turned to ash in her hands as she look on at the moths flying into the sky knowing that this most likely won't be the end of this particular horror. If that were true than the jiangshi will be ready. As of now it seems she's really gone. The jiangshi pass by the woman whose screaming at her in fear before running off the other way.

" Another night huh? "

" Yeah though I must admit you had killed her rather quickly out of anger ya know? "

" Stupid darkstalker find it all so amusing to waste my time so I put an end to it. "

{ " Hot headed are we? " }

" Ugh. Not you too... "

[daishitheprofessionalfool]

Do you want to know something cursed. I once met someone who had an oc who was the child of that... uh... "arrangement". I dont remember how old Fierceteeth was, so I could be tottaly wrong but Im pretty sure she wasnt even an adult when this happened.

The way that they justified it tho, saying "oh, but it would be Clearsight, so its not wrong! Its fine." Completly ignoring that Darkstalker was litterally brainwashing someone to be his lover. Someone whom he had already manipulated and lied and just had been awful to.

People will really stan anything this guy does huh. Safe to say we dont talk anymore lmao.

Im actually never going to recover from what Darkstalker was doing to Fierceteeth. Especially since it was implied he'd turned her into Clearsight repeatedly on top of fucking with her mind and memories like?? Do Darkstalker's crimes against women ever end.

[some-pers0n]

I was poking around my older writing and found this piece. It's okay enough to share, I think.

It's about Whiteout and Listener. I do not like Listener. I remember writing this when I was a little grumpy over some people on the Wiki fawning over Clearsight/Listener. I'm a wee bit of a hater, no? So I just kinda zeroed in on her calling Whiteout "Weirdout" and, yeah, here we are. Ableism warning.

Whiteout was all by herself in the art room, painting a landscape. It was coming along quite nicely as well. She remembered visiting the Sky Kingdom with her mother and brother when they were both young, taking in all of the sights and smells. It was unforgettable to see the tall spires that pieced through the clouds or the trees that spouted like mere weeds from the ground.

She was inspired by it, wanting to make it a permanent memory. Even after the school day was finished, she'd stay in and work on her project. Her teacher, Lightweaver, was perfectly fine with it all. Whiteout was a good dragonet.

While she didn't enjoy school all the time, it was safe in the art room. She wouldn't be bothered for how she would speak and how loud the others could be at times. She adored painting at home, but with...recent events happening she found it being more peaceful here.

It was perfect. Alone and completely absorbed into her work, doing everything to make everything as neat and tidy as possible–

"Uh, Whiteout?"

A new voice. She recognized it, her mind immediately covering that pitch and tone into a taste. A lemon, acidic and not too great on its own.

Ignoring her knee-jerk reaction, she looked over towards the NightWing.

"Good afternoon, Listener," she greeted.

The dark red dragon looked around the classroom. "Wow, is it always this empty?"

Whiteout titled her head, confused by the question. "It's... after school hours, is it not? I'd be the only dragon in here."

"I know, but there's nothing of note. No books, signs, anything. Kind of bland, except for the paintings, of course."

The two dragons stared at each other, both not daring to make a sound. It was awkward and tense for the hybrid, unsure of what to say or how to respond.

"So, Clearsight wanted me to ask something from you. It's Darkstalker's hatchingday and all that's coming up."

"And my own," she said.

"Yeah, I know, but Clearsight asked about Darkstalker. For some reason he couldn't ask him herself and wanted me to come to you for these questions. Makes no sense, right? She could just ask him for what he wants."

"Clearsight likes surprising him," she said. "I would also say that she likes having choices chosen for her at times rather than stressing over what to say to get my brother what he wants. It would ruin the surprise too if he was asked for what he wanted."

"Yeah yeah, right. You say that as though both of them could be surprised by anything."

Whiteout turned from her work, fidgeting with the paintbrush in her talons. "So... you came to ask me what he wanted for his birthday?"

"Just anything he likes, that's what she asked for. You're the dragon he knows the most after all, more than his own girlfriend. Surprising for how he's constantly hovering around her and his need to be there for every choice she makes."

Whiteout let out a small sigh, hoping she wouldn't notice. "My brother likes wearing jewelry from time to time. Earrings, rings, I believe he's told me about liking crowns."

"As expected with him..."

She bit her lip. "He also likes blankets. Him and I get cold a lot and he feels comfortable under them. He describes it like getting a hug."

"Alright, blankets and jewelry? Is that it?" Listener asked.

Whiteout wanted to say more, but what she wanted even more was for her to leave. "That's about it."

"Dragon of few tastes, huh?" She scoffed. The two stood silently once more, Listener leaning over to observe Whiteout's painting.

"Wow!" she whispered. "Are those the Claws of the Clouds?"

Caught off guard by the sudden question, she looked back at it as if to confirm. "Yes. It is."

"That's really cool," she said, walking over to admire it more. "It's like it's really there."

Delighted by the compliment, yet confused by how she was acting. "Thank you," she mustered.

"Though, it looks like there's a couple smudges here and the trees aren't the best... Plus those dragons don't really have eyes or scales yet."

"It– it's still in progress... I'm not done with it yet."

"Oh, sorry! You're super talented though. You're a very special dragon."

"With... my painting?"

"Yeah yeah! W– with your painting and such. Really great artwork, mh-hm. Is there...never mind, it's a dumb question."

Whiteout just looked at the ground. "Well, uh... thank you."

"Yeah no problem! Thanks for the question. Now you can get back to... drawing your thing."

She stared at her paintbrush. "Thanks..."

And with that, just as quickly as she came, she was gone. A small conversation, yes, but one of many with her that felt... off.

Disingenuous, even with her compliments. She had an aura to her that radiated a certain feeling, one that told her that she didn't exactly see her as one another.

Then again, being called 'Weirdout' a lot when she was younger made her true feelings more clear.

That same lemon-like feeling with her never faded or gotten sweeter. Perhaps she gotten better at hiding her feelings.

But, she was used of it. It stung, but she's come to accept it now. This is who she is. She's the dragon who speaks weird and, despite not talking about it much, thinks and perceives things in 'abnromal' ways.

So, with a heavier heart, she turned back to her painting. The unfinished flaws were more apparent now, but she felt less motivated to fix it. A part of her almost wanted to just... scrap it entirely.

Yet, she held up her brush and began to paint again. Just like everything else in her life, she pressed on, hoping for something better to happen by the end of it all.

[shiftywing]

hear me out so what if winter and darkstalker looked similar

[lillyosaurus]

DARKSTALKER WOF

You devious little bastard….

Shit. Fuck. Got me there with this one huh? can’t say anything that’s already hasn’t been said about him. he’s terrible. god. generally speaking though i wish people talked about the potential parallels to Diamond darkstalker could/did have when he became king. if Diamond was fleshed out more that is. becoming a weird distorted mirror of her if she let her animus magic god-like status the power has consume her. instead of her being entirely fueled by vengance. darkstalker. mmmm. we’ve thought about this guy for literal years and it’s scary always something new to think about with this terrible guy. general headcanons we have below, just because i don’t want to ramble on about this old man.

the twisted crown was made out of the remnants of the moonstone bracelet

The bone earring darkstalker had was actually arctics rib cage

He has purple leaning blue blood.

He was tiny all throughout the events of darkstalker legends. Smaller then both Clearsight and fathom with fathom being the largest.

He had fur but “shaved it so many times it never grew back” he enchanted it to stop growing

He was supposed to be offered a role in the nightwing court along side his father, but those plans fell through when allknowing showed up.

His skeletal structure is very close to that of an Icewing and just generally how he’s shaped, allowing him to fly over large areas for much longer due to the ice kingdom being so vast.

He has a lot more Icewing traits, that being like spikes behind his ears, tail etc but most of it is “slicked back” against his scales so they’re very hard to see. Unless he’s angry.

[falling-skyzz]

part 2 electric boogaloo (idk what that means)

everything under the cut as usual!! ill b talking abt color scales this time. which i am 80% sure they are not actually called that but whatever

sooooo. this is all very vague in my head nd ive never put it into words before so apologies if its very unclear, ill clarify stuff if asked. (it is also 2:18 am and i have class in the morning but its ok this is fun)

in general, a color scale is just a set of colors that makes a gradient. this gradient can be based off saturation, warm & cool colors, etc etc i dont know the full list. but the three i use the most are saturation, light/dark, and warm/cool. for example, a color scale going from white to black focuses on light/dark (ive heard its called chiaroscuro or smth ???)

if the colors of ur design dont look right, chances are your scale isnt balanced. find the right combo of different scales u want to use and fuck around until it starts looking better.

just gonna. reuse this image again ermmm im lazy

u can see from mink (purple) and cliff (red)’s palettes that they get darker and less saturated towards the right end. this helps to keep the colors of the design together and make it more eye pleasing.

wow i thought id have more to say about this part uhh thats pretty much it. simple enough once u get the idea

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i dont have that much to say about markings so just gonna stick them in here aswell

i dont really know any magic trick with markings like color theory, its mostly just bullshitting until it works. there are some little tricks that i like to use over and over, like rows of dots below the eyes, but i get most of my markings inspiration from other people (which is good!!! always healthy to look at other ppls art and go, huh that looks cool, what are they doing to make it look thatw way and how can i apply it to my own art? thats improvement baby)

if this matters at all i started out as a warrior cats artist (point and laugh everyone), so i like to draw dragons as i would draw cats. its probably influenced how i draw markings but i dont really go out of my way to study cat coat patterns so idk shrugs

the only kind of trick i know thats also really basic is using highlights properly. my darkstalker design is probably the best example of this

the red accents the otherwise boring monotone design and gives it life. the subtle blue is there to balance the red so it isnt all just red and gray.

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yeah thats all i have to say about all of this, if i think of anything else ill reblog and add on to it, but for now i gotta go eep its almost 3 am bye byeee

How. How does one make good character design and pleasant color palettes. How to make a color palette without reusing colors. How to make patterns or designs?? 😭🙏

cracks knuckles. you see theres but one trick i reuse over and over.

✨color theory✨

(well, at least i think it is. i never learned this stuff properly, so i dont have names for these things)

its gonna get a little long so ill put all of this below the cut, but tldr be aware of certain color combos relating to their positions on the color wheel + remember scales (??? they prob arent actually called that erm) + fuck it we ball with markings

OKAY SO im typing this at 1:21 am on my phone and my right eye is hurting so pls forgive any typos and mistakes, and if i sound like i know my stuff but i dont PLEASE point it out to me so i can correct myself ;;;;

first of all, color combos. yes, all the stuff u learned in grade 5 art class actually works.

take a look at this bad boy. (i use autodesk sketchbook to draw, not ibispaint, but its the same on both programs)

color combos are always relationships between any given color with other colors based on their positions on the ring around the diamond.

for example, complementary colors are always opposite each other on the ring.

i use this for opah (my oc)’s design, with her dark blue-green and orange.

(as far as i know color combos dont care about the diamond in the middle, just the ring, so the actual colors themselves are pretty flexible)

(bonus auklet)

theres a lot of other combos besides complementary but you can research that urself, ill just provide an example if i have one of the most common ones

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triadic

ermm i actually dont use this one very much so im just gonna put a hilda (which is an AWESOME show that has INSANE color theory)

(this isnt technically triadic but its the best example i have and vaguely in a triangle trio formation okay…….)

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analogous

this is my FAVORITE combo ever, because it lets me stay in the strict wof tribe color range while still being interesting. honestly u could take any design of mine and 99% chance theres analogous in there

if u wanna know more combos just google color theory schemes, theres more than i could ever remember and i dont really bother to use them all; for wof, i usually just stick with analogous and complementary.

uhm i dont know if tumblr has a word limit but i dont wanna make this too long so i shall reblog with part 2 soon !!!!!! (if u dont hear from me in the next hour i fell asleep)