#source: family feud

[dragonflavoredcake]

Xisuma, running a game: Name something that a burglar would NOT want to see when they break into a house.

Zedaph, hitting a buzzer: NAKED GRANDMA!

Xisuma: Okay, naked—WHAT?!

Etho, Impulse, and Skizz: *dying of laughter*

Tango: Yeah, no, I don't want to see that.

Xisuma, regretting every decision he's ever made: Okay, "naked grandma" wins.

Zed: *WILD CHEERING*

[team-iceflower]

[Team RWBY & JNPR having a game night]

Jaune: Alright, Ruby and Yang, you two are up. Remember, first to hit your buzzer gets to answer first. *pulls out a card and starts to read it* Which of the seven dwarves, describes your wife in bed?

Ruby: *Looks at Weiss and then back to the button before shaking her head no.*

Yang: *Looks at Blake before looking at Ruby and shaking her head no*

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Donnie: Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house.

*buzzer*

Donnie: Mikey?

Mikey: Naked grandma!

Donnie: Naked huh!?

*Raph laughs uncontrollably*

Leo: .....I don't wanna see that either.

*ding*

Mikey: WOOOOOO!! Grandma!! Woooo!!

Donnie: ಠ_ಠ

Source

[vaggietheangel]

Vox shows up to the hotel and forces everyone to play in his game show.

Vox:Where does someone get a tattoo so they're strict parents won't see it?

Vaggie:Uh, prison.

Vaggie:Wait no-

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Vox:Name something of Leonardo Decaprios that you would like to hold.

Charlie:The Mona Lisa! :D

Vox:*Looks at the card* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

---

Vox:Name some information that you wouldn't want to be the last one at the hotel to find out.

Vaggie:That the buildings on fire?

Vox:👁👄👁

Vaggie:I don't wanna be the last one out!

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Vox:What's something a burgler wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house?

Alastor:Naked Susan!

Vox:NAKED HUH???

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Vox:What's something that follows the word pork?

Husk:Qupine.

Vox:He said "Quipine." What the fuck is Qupine?

Everyone:GOOD ANSWER GOOD ANSWER 👏

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Vox:What's something a woman wouldn't be cought double dead, outside the house without?

Angel:Um. Their vibratier?

Vox:......"I'm just heading to the grocery store. Now where the hell is my toy?!"

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Vox:Name something an astronaut would not be happy to find out is missing after take off.

Charlie:His space suit.

Vox:I'm gonna give you a munite to think about your answer. He's already in the rocket, and you think he forgot his space suit? How confident are you in your answer.

Charlie:It's gotta be number 5 at least.

Vox:I'm gonna go out on a limb and say its number 4.

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Vox:Name something a man would be willing to go to prison, to get away from.

Niffty:The police!

Vox:THAT'S THE STUPIDIST ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD.

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Vox:What's something you'd like to dive into a pool full of?

Sir pentious:Pizza :D

Vox:Who the hell wants to dive into a pool full of hot ass pizza??

Sir pentious:To eat of course!

Vox:With chese sticking to your body??

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Vox:Name something beginning with the letter S you hope people describe you with.

Vaggie:Sensible

Charlie:Sweet

Sir pentious:Smart

Husk:Smooth

Niffty:Silly

Angel Dust:Slutty

Vox:I- what? You HOPE people call you that?

Angel Dust:Mhm Vox 😌 Its up there. Its number one I'm telling you.

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Vox:Name a type of suit that isint appropriate to wear to work.

Charlie:Chicken noodel.

Vox:You don't not wear, NO DAMN CHICKEN NOODEL SUIT.

[zootopiathingz]

Vox: name something that’s hard to do with your eyes open.

Valentino: read.

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Family Feud: BatFam v FlashFam

Martian Manhunter: (hosting) "Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house."

Impulse: (slams on the buzzer)

Martian Manhunter: Bart!

Impulse: Naked grandma!

Martian Manhunter: Nake-HUH?!

Robin: ... I wouldn't wanna see that either.

Board: (dings) "Gun/Occupant"

Impulse: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Vonetta *playing a game*: Name something you'd like your girlfriend to do to your face.

Casteel: I'm gonna say 'sit on it'?

Vonetta: YEEESSSS!

Poppy: *hides face*

Poppy *whispers*: That's a thing?

Kieran: Oh yeah.

Vonetta: SIT ON IT!!

Kieran: *gives Poppy thumbs up*

Poppy: Don't you need to breathe?

Casteel: Let me decide what I need.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.

*Francis buzzes in before Gabby*

Francis: NAKED GRANDMA!

Zag: Nake- HUH?!

Jonah and Francine: *Laughing hysterically*

Gabby: …I don’t want to see that, either.

[nerdasaurus1200]

*Playing Family Feud*

Vaggie: Okay, name something a burglar wouldn’t wanna see if he broke in.

Angel: *SLAMS the button*

Vaggie: Angel?

Angel: NAKED GRAMMA!

Vaggie: Nake-huh?! Qué demonios?!

Alastor: ……

Husk: I wouldn’t wanna see that either

*they get the points*

Angel: WHOOOOOO

[resident-wof-expert]

Since you seem to be so much of a Wof incorrect quote generator what do you think of this?

Darkstalker: Name one thing a Burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.

Qibli: NEKKED GRANDMA!

Darkstalker: Nekked huh!?

Winter: I don't wanna see that either.

I literally posted a video version on my Blog its hilarious.

I like the idea of Darkstalker being a gameshow host for some reason.

[strangekindaerin]

Nathan Explosion: “Name something a burglar would not want to see when he brakes into a house.”

Murderface: “Nekkid Grandma.”

[the-travelers-hub]

- TW: Mention of Weed/Drugs -

Quizmaster: Alright, guys, here we go. We got the top 6 answers on the board.

Quizmaster: "Name something that gets passed around."

*BUZZER SOUNDS*

QM: Sarcastic Guy.

Sarcastic Guy: ...a joint.

QM: A joint-

*All of Greenhorne flies into hysterics as SG cackles and QM stares daggers at him*

SG, between laughter: Can I leave?

QM: ..Yeah! Yeah.

QM: Now, SG, I don't know 100 people you thought we were talking to in some...nice little inn across good ol' Miitopia,

QM: but I'm pretty sure the people didn't tell the survey people "hey! an illegal drug!"

QM: Let's turn around and see how many weedheads are out there with SG. *turns towards the board* A JOINT!

*DING!*

*queue the QM being this close to ragequitting when the answer was revealed to be, indeed, on the board*

QM: This. Is when you know we're going to Hell.

[incorrect-edens-garden-quotes]

Tozu: YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!

Tozu: KILL!!!!!!!!

[youtubeminuscontext]

You got 'cum' and 'die', Elliot got 'shit' and 'fuck'.

Eddache

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Family Feud: Flashfam V Batfam 2

Green Lantern: (hosting) "Name something you'd like your girlfriend to do to your face."

Spolier: (giggles) I'm gonna say "sit on it-"

Green Lantern: YEEEEES!!! "SIT ON IT!"

Board: (dings) "Take a seat."

Batfam, Flashfam, & Green Lantern: YEEEEEAH!!!!

Green Lantern: Everybody's feeling better now!

[tigresslanzhu]

New Moon Family Feud

Steve Harvey: Give a name you would call your new plant.

Miss Crawly: FERNY MCFERN-FERN!

[The audience laughs while the other contestant scowls at the interruption]

Steve: No, Miss Crawly… No, no, no…

Miss Crawly: Don’t no, no me! We’ve had Ferny McFern-Fern for twelve years, didn’t we, Mr. Moon?

Buster: We did!

Steve: No. you were supposed to buzz in!

Miss Crawly: Oh my god! [presses buzzer] Ferny McFern-Fern!

[Insert classic Steve Harvey Can’t Believe How Stupid This Person Is Look here]