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dragonflavoredcake · 5 months ago
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Xisuma, running a game: Name something that a burglar would NOT want to see when they break into a house.
Zedaph, hitting a buzzer: NAKED GRANDMA!
Xisuma: Okay, naked—WHAT?!
Etho, Impulse, and Skizz: *dying of laughter*
Tango: Yeah, no, I don't want to see that.
Xisuma, regretting every decision he's ever made: Okay, "naked grandma" wins.
Zed: *WILD CHEERING*
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team-iceflower · 4 months ago
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[Team RWBY & JNPR having a game night]
Jaune: Alright, Ruby and Yang, you two are up. Remember, first to hit your buzzer gets to answer first. *pulls out a card and starts to read it* Which of the seven dwarves, describes your wife in bed?
Ruby: *Looks at Weiss and then back to the button before shaking her head no.*
Yang: *Looks at Blake before looking at Ruby and shaking her head no*
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incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes · 3 months ago
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Donnie: Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house.
*buzzer*
Donnie: Mikey?
Mikey: Naked grandma!
Donnie: Naked huh!?
*Raph laughs uncontrollably*
Leo: .....I don't wanna see that either.
*ding*
Mikey: WOOOOOO!! Grandma!! Woooo!!
Donnie: ಠ_ಠ
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vaggietheangel · 7 months ago
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Vox shows up to the hotel and forces everyone to play in his game show.
Vox:Where does someone get a tattoo so they're strict parents won't see it?
Vaggie:Uh, prison.
Vaggie:Wait no-
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Vox:Name something of Leonardo Decaprios that you would like to hold.
Charlie:The Mona Lisa! :D
Vox:*Looks at the card* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
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Vox:Name some information that you wouldn't want to be the last one at the hotel to find out.
Vaggie:That the buildings on fire?
Vox:👁👄👁
Vaggie:I don't wanna be the last one out!
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Vox:What's something a burgler wouldn't want to see when he breaks into a house?
Alastor:Naked Susan!
Vox:NAKED HUH???
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Vox:What's something that follows the word pork?
Husk:Qupine.
Vox:He said "Quipine." What the fuck is Qupine?
Everyone:GOOD ANSWER GOOD ANSWER 👏
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Vox:What's something a woman wouldn't be cought double dead, outside the house without?
Angel:Um. Their vibratier?
Vox:......"I'm just heading to the grocery store. Now where the hell is my toy?!"
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Vox:Name something an astronaut would not be happy to find out is missing after take off.
Charlie:His space suit.
Vox:I'm gonna give you a munite to think about your answer. He's already in the rocket, and you think he forgot his space suit? How confident are you in your answer.
Charlie:It's gotta be number 5 at least.
Vox:I'm gonna go out on a limb and say its number 4.
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Vox:Name something a man would be willing to go to prison, to get away from.
Niffty:The police!
Vox:THAT'S THE STUPIDIST ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD.
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Vox:What's something you'd like to dive into a pool full of?
Sir pentious:Pizza :D
Vox:Who the hell wants to dive into a pool full of hot ass pizza??
Sir pentious:To eat of course!
Vox:With chese sticking to your body??
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Vox:Name something beginning with the letter S you hope people describe you with.
Vaggie:Sensible
Charlie:Sweet
Sir pentious:Smart
Husk:Smooth
Niffty:Silly
Angel Dust:Slutty
Vox:I- what? You HOPE people call you that?
Angel Dust:Mhm Vox 😌 Its up there. Its number one I'm telling you.
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Vox:Name a type of suit that isint appropriate to wear to work.
Charlie:Chicken noodel.
Vox:You don't not wear, NO DAMN CHICKEN NOODEL SUIT.
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zootopiathingz · 4 months ago
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Vox: name something that’s hard to do with your eyes open.
Valentino: read.
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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 1 year ago
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Family Feud: BatFam v FlashFam
Martian Manhunter: (hosting) "Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house."
Impulse: (slams on the buzzer)
Martian Manhunter: Bart!
Impulse: Naked grandma!
Martian Manhunter: Nake-HUH?!
Robin: ... I wouldn't wanna see that either.
Board: (dings) "Gun/Occupant"
Impulse: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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incorrectfbaaquotes · 11 months ago
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Vonetta *playing a game*: Name something you'd like your girlfriend to do to your face.
Casteel: I'm gonna say 'sit on it'?
Vonetta: YEEESSSS!
Poppy: *hides face*
Poppy *whispers*: That's a thing?
Kieran: Oh yeah.
Vonetta: SIT ON IT!!
Kieran: *gives Poppy thumbs up*
Poppy: Don't you need to breathe?
Casteel: Let me decide what I need.
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angelhareincorrectquotes · 7 months ago
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Zag: Name something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house.
*Francis buzzes in before Gabby*
Francis: NAKED GRANDMA!
Zag: Nake- HUH?!
Jonah and Francine: *Laughing hysterically*
Gabby: …I don’t want to see that, either.
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nerdasaurus1200 · 7 months ago
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*Playing Family Feud*
Vaggie: Okay, name something a burglar wouldn’t wanna see if he broke in.
Angel: *SLAMS the button*
Vaggie: Angel?
Angel: NAKED GRAMMA!
Vaggie: Nake-huh?! Qué demonios?!
Alastor: ……
Husk: I wouldn’t wanna see that either
*they get the points*
Angel: WHOOOOOO
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resident-wof-expert · 8 months ago
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Since you seem to be so much of a Wof incorrect quote generator what do you think of this?
Darkstalker: Name one thing a Burglar would not wanna see when he breaks into a house.
Qibli: NEKKED GRANDMA!
Darkstalker: Nekked huh!?
Winter: I don't wanna see that either.
I literally posted a video version on my Blog its hilarious.
I like the idea of Darkstalker being a gameshow host for some reason.
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strangekindaerin · 9 months ago
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Nathan Explosion: “Name something a burglar would not want to see when he brakes into a house.”
Murderface: “Nekkid Grandma.”
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the-travelers-hub · 2 years ago
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- TW: Mention of Weed/Drugs -
Quizmaster: Alright, guys, here we go. We got the top 6 answers on the board.
Quizmaster: "Name something that gets passed around."
*BUZZER SOUNDS*
QM: Sarcastic Guy.
Sarcastic Guy: ...a joint.
QM: A joint-
*All of Greenhorne flies into hysterics as SG cackles and QM stares daggers at him*
SG, between laughter: Can I leave?
QM: ..Yeah! Yeah.
QM: Now, SG, I don't know 100 people you thought we were talking to in some...nice little inn across good ol' Miitopia,
QM: but I'm pretty sure the people didn't tell the survey people "hey! an illegal drug!"
QM: Let's turn around and see how many weedheads are out there with SG. *turns towards the board* A JOINT!
*DING!*
*queue the QM being this close to ragequitting when the answer was revealed to be, indeed, on the board*
QM: This. Is when you know we're going to Hell.
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thezestyone · 2 years ago
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Mitsunari: *does anything*
Ieyasu: When your brain cells have suffered a little bit, you are going to have moments like this-
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Tozu: YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!
Tozu: KILL!!!!!!!!
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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 1 year ago
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Family Feud: Flashfam V Batfam 2
Green Lantern: (hosting) "Name something you'd like your girlfriend to do to your face."
Spolier: (giggles) I'm gonna say "sit on it-"
Green Lantern: YEEEEES!!! "SIT ON IT!"
Board: (dings) "Take a seat."
Batfam, Flashfam, & Green Lantern: YEEEEEAH!!!!
Green Lantern: Everybody's feeling better now!
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youtubeminuscontext · 10 months ago
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You got 'cum' and 'die', Elliot got 'shit' and 'fuck'.
Eddache
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