#so why is the Church?
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Why are there monks?
#hitman 2007#I'm serious#there were monks in the prologue at the facility#and now mike is going through the stuff in 47's suitcase#and he finds a cross#and I don't understand how this all fits with 'the Organization'#which is supposed to be the ICA#politically neutral#takes no sides#ties to every government#all of that#so why is the Church?
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omega when he’s implanted in tex: you should give into your rage and abandon those you might love to fulfill the urge to find revenge for all those who hurt you. kill your daughter in cold blood while she is incapacitated with agony at even the mention of your name
omega when he’s with the reds and blues: muahahaha 😈😈!!!!1!!! !!! im eevviilllll and im going to blow up the whole! WORLD! !1! 😈😈😈 !!!
#why was he like that frrr#tex was so concerned abt him in blood gulch bc she really thought he was going to cause everyone to kill each other#meanwhile he’s having the time of his life being silly goofy#omega: i am often seized by the fatal leonard church need to fuck around#ill literally never forget about him telling tex to kill carolina and her having to fight him to only put her in a coma and yet#he’s literally so goofy i dont-#the dichotomy of ai#rvb#red vs blue#omega ai#rvb omega#agent texas#rvb tex#omalley#rvb omalley
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see you around, rvb
#'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you' or whatever#but not just church's love for tex#the love the reds and blues have for each other#that the freelancers had for each other#etc etc etc#do you ever think about how caboose spent months all by himself trying to build epsilon a body#and telling him stories about their adventures#rvb is a ghost story AND a love story (what's the difference) disguised by a thin veneer of halo armor and stupid jokes#red vs blue#rvb#rvb19#rvb restoration#why is this always has been image I found online so crystal clear#rooster teeth#in the middle of making this I saw a restoration spoiler so i'm going to go lay facedown on the floor now
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so sick and tired of the “jedi are an evil and abusive cult that steals children” as if half the reason they weren’t protecting these children is bc sith were out killing them or TURNING THEM INTO SITH. they weren’t even STEALING children to begin with I thought we all knew that was Palpatine’s game not Yoda’s.
#i hate star wars fans i truly do#they wanna pick apart the jedi like of course there are mistakes and wrong doings#bUT THE SITH ARE RIGHT THERE#trying to build the narrative that anakin was abused by the jedi is absolutely crazy when his actions and thoughts were all his own#and GROOMED by palpatine#the only reason people want to pin them as bad people is because yoda could call out anakin’s bad behavior#that and they didnt promote him to master right away because oh im the chosen one i should be#like you need to PROVE you are the chosen one and that you WILL bring balance to the force and NOT DESTROY IT#THATS FHE WHOLE PROPHECY#AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY THEY WERE CAREFUL WITH ANAKIN???#and then the oh well they make you supress feelings#nO#THEY#DONT#they make you surpress attachments so that if it comes DOWN to it you will save the many and not just risk it all to save the ONE#disney has done damage to the star wars community i swear#saw a tik tok comment section where they said the council is like the christian church#lost my MIND#well the jedi fit cult criteria!!#wow! star wars fans find out WHAT A GROUP OF RELIGION IS#LITERALLY ANY GROUP OF RELIGION CAN BE CALLED A CULT NOT EVERY CULT IS BAD#im sorry i cant stand it anymore#star wars#star wars tcw#auxxrat yap#jedi council#jedi#star wars legends
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#polinsated#mygifs*#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#polin spoilers#bridgerton 3x06#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#colin x penelope#polin#polin church scene#polinedit#userjamiec#....#(idk why these gifs look so bad) (might delete idk)#is so soft i cannot handle it#but at the same time i wanna live here
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Man, svsss is actually terrifying if you take away the humor and actually acknowledge what's actually happening
Like tbh I understand why sy was scared that lbh would still get revenge even after he was nice. All the other major plot lines had been happening. There were things he couldn't change, who was to say that lbh's revenge wasn't one of them
Also I don't think I'd be able to think straight if a god if some sorts played with my life, making me run around like a mouse in a maze to live. That actually terrifying. Then what happened when he failed a mission. Like, what. I'd be terrified. Sure, death was always a threat but actually experiencey arm getting ripped off??? I'd be scared our of mine to fail missions.
Don't even get me started on the occ point reductions. Imagine being ever so slightly pushed to death because you smiled at a kid.
Sqq was either not fully registering what was going on or was not all mental alright to be as calm as he was. I'd have broken so quickly under that. Sqq deserves to be a bit insane
#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss#sqq#luo binghe#Sorta#He's mentioned#Why am I tagging like this is ao3 .o_o.#transmigration#system stuff#transmigration shenanigans#But it's actually angst#Sqq and Sqh should be entitled free therapy so that they can get over their system trauma#Religious trauma but it's the god itself that f'ed them up#Not the church#Not that the system really has a church#Well...#Probably#Hopefully
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Maybe the problem with Christian fiction is that it's non-denominational. People are just "Christian", with no effort put into showing what practicing that religion looks like for them specifically. No indication that there are other Christians who could have different beliefs. No wrestling with differing ideas and the struggle of how one should live out their Christian faith. And that makes it unrealistic and unrelatable.
#me reading any christian historical fiction set in england: why are none of these gentry anglican??#they ARE all anglican and if they are not it is extremely plot and character relevant you can't just have them using evangelical buzzwords#but i'm also thinking of this because i started another charlotte yonge book#that is by far my favorite of the things of hers that i've read#because it has characters who have different upbringings and religious opinions#instead of just 'here's a bunch of high church anglicans judging people who don't live up to their victorian standard'#you have the very high church anglican rector whose wife is worldly but still a very good person#the girl raised in a very strict protestant family who is more scrupulous than the anglicans but is still recognized as a good person#you have people who are trying to work out the nuances of different issues#and that makes it so much more realistic and so much easier to integrate into the story#(the politics though are hilarious)#(most of the classics that survive are the ones that were 'ahead of their time' in politics)#(so it's equally fascinating and refreshing and a bit infuriating to see one that is very very of its time with regards to women's rights)#('why did this woman get up at the meeting and explain her very good ideas for rebuilding after the fire? she should have had a man do it')#(meanwhile i'm just screaming 'why on earth SHOULDN'T she???')#(it's almost enough to make a feminist of me)
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sweet salt model miku. special musical number miku. service project activity miku
#led#hatsune miku#kagamine rin#shion kaito#vocaloid#miku worldwide#HEWWO. ILY#i almost didn't draw these cus i saw someone else's utah miku on twitter lmao#but. theirs sucked. and these are lovely. plus they're not just utah so idk why i was trying to hold myself back#the photos are all from the church website! :3#also i need to go add an img desc to the nephite miku drawing brb
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the caricature moment is wild, they really went oh we should do the CUSTOM COUPLES CARICATURE phil they would put you in my dimple WOULDNT THEY? but i think its wilder that they are still calling each other friend and buddy like
if there is one thing dan and phil do it's commit to the bit. if there's two things dan and phil do it's insert themselves into couples scenarios.
#do you all understand why so many of us are going to iceland now#this is what i mean by im afraid of entering any of the churches in reykjavik. i *know* i will run into them#dnp#c.text#dan and phil#phan#answered
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I am only one mans girl, Max, and his name is Jesus Christ.
#Miss ‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ Grace Chasity#one must imagine sisyphus as artists frantically drawing fanart as soon as a new piece of media comes out#hence why I’m unashamedly reusing assets#*ruths voice* judge me#can’t believe I technically drew Jesus fanart for this dumb meme#I went to church schools until college and took manatory religious studies so that’s my qualifications to the bible fandom#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd starkid#starkid npmd#starkid nerdy prudes must die#starkid#starkid fanart#fanart#npmd fanart#nerdy prudes must die fanart#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#grace chasity#maxwell jägerman#max jagerman#max jägerman#maxwell jagerman#my art
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people on this site really will straight up say “why should i listen to lesbians or care about lesbophobia when it does not materially impact my life”
#yeah why should any of you care if the so-called progressives you’re so chummy with hold conservative ideals on lesbianism#why should you care if your besties think lesbians just need to meet the right guy or they might change their mind later!#it’s not like this ‘community’ has ever been our allies so why should that change now#maybe the early catholic church had the right idea! maybe telling lesbians it’s super cool to date men is actually helpful!
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i’m sorry, i don’t really remember you, do we know each other?
i’ll tell you all about that too.
i never thought a straight ship would make me sooo so so emotional /j. chex is very important to me. auhmgnhghdhhgggf … sniffle … hic.. gwuh .. eugh ueuuu euueeue 💧💧💧
#red vs blue#rvb#rvb art#rvb fanart#digital art#church rvb#rvb church#rvb texas#agent texas#tex rvb#rvb tex#rvb chex#chex rvb#whyyyy#they are so tragic can they please be happy#why do i do this to myself#leonard church#allison church
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Comic done for the Hapi zine on twitter! I'm not sure if tumblr likes links so ummm look up Hapi Zine on bigcartel, leftover sales are still going. Check out the merch there's some cute stuff there!
#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#fe3h#2023 art#fire emblem#edelgard von hresvelg#hapi fire emblem#okay serious tags over#funny stuff to point out time:#Edelgard is constantly shifting from behind the column#to leaning in front of the column#she's trying to make eye contact it's not working#just you me and this brick column the church built between us#it's like...deep yo...#it's also funny to see her on panel 6 looking all pouty at some bricks#also her neck??? is so long??#that's uh symbolic you see#of how she's sticking her neck out to stop the church yes#seriously look at her neck on page 2!!! why did I draw it like that why#if you follow me on twitter you follow the 'cool' version of me that doesn't do any running commentary
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being in art school and having basically 0 knowledge about christianity whatsoever is so funny at this point i think you could tell me literally anything was an allegory for jesus and i'd just believe you
#my ass has been to church like twice in my entire life so my peers are like 'this is a biblical allegory' and im like yeah ok sure#makes art history class very annoying tho because everyone just assumes you can look at a stained glass window and know who all the guys ar#also sometimes people will be like this image depicts the story of david or peter or some random other biblical name#and then just. not elaborate. because apparently we all know the stories of every biblical guy who ever existed.#who is peter and why is he in the church window. please#and i dont even have an EXCUSE bc like both ethnically and like in basic practice i am christian. i celebrate christmas or whatever#my parents both just fucking hated church so much as children they were like nah were not doing that#and now i have a deficiency in Identifying White Men In Paintings apparently.#sigh. sorry just got a 5 out of 13 on an art history quiz feeling GREAT
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#oh everyone pls say why in the tags im very interested in everyone's interpretation#honestly it was so many of them but pick one#rvb#rvb restoration spoilers#rvb restoration#rvb spoilers#rvb19 spoilers#red vs blue#red vs blue restoration#rvb church#rvb caboose#lavernius tucker#rvb simmons#dexter grif#rvb sarge#rvb donut#rvb doc#agent washington#agent carolina#agent texas
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HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH + BAND OF BROTHERS:
JOSEPH "JOE" RAMIREZ
Born October 5th, 1921, in Nebraska
Died April 8th, 1988 (age 66), in Martinez, California
Joe Ramirez enlisted in September 1942 (age 20) in San Francisco, CA, and he trained with Easy Company at Toccoa. Holding the rank of Private, he served in Normandy, Holland, and Bastogne. He was hospitalized in January 1945, and discharged in July 1945. After the war, he was married for many years, and had children and grandchildren. When he passed away he was buried with his wife, who had passed away 11 years earlier. Further information about him is scarce, but the brief character profile in the Band of Brothers series bible describes him as Mexican-American, and his personality as "sensitive and nervous."
Appears in Episodes 1, 3-8, and 10; portrayed by actor Rene L. Moreno
Sources below
A million thanks to @bleedingcoffee42 for tracking down this info for me!
#joe ramirez#joseph ramirez#band of brothers#rene l. moreno#mine: gifs#hispanic heritage month#latino heritage month#sources vary on whether he was a Private or PFC#they seem to have taken A LOT of creative liberties on the show bc#the only 2 anecdotes about him in BoB seem pretty diff from his character on-screen#not to mention that he would've been in the hospital during events of episodes 8 and 10 (each of which he's in several scenes)#on the other hand i do really like his character in the show and think he's one of the best and most underrated background characters#and why yes i am completely normal about him 😅#but also i'm sure he would've been great too if they'd made him more accurate to what limited info exists about the IRL guy#I forgot to save a few of the documents that bleedingcoffee42 sent me unfortunately but these are most of them!#but from one of them (his draft card?) i discovered he lived like 1.5 miles from my grandparents!!#(tho of course they moved there in the 50s so who knows if he was still living at same address by then... but still!)#oops i originally had the episodes he's in listed wrong on this#so AFAIK he's only NOT in eps 2 and 9#in ep 1 he's twirling a knife at the beginning and eating spaghetti next to Guarnere and Malarkey and playing basketball in England#in ep 6 he's eating the bean soup near the line when Sink arrives#in 7 he's sitting next to popeye and then in the church at the end (maybe in Foy but i'm not positive)#in ep 3 i thiiiink he's in Carentan next to Buck? and he's at the party in England sitting next to Lipton and listening to Gordon#in 4 he's in too many scenes to list here#in 8 he's in too many to list#in 10 he's hunting for food with the group and standing next to Grant's shooter when Speirs comes in the room
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