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He doesn't want to eat his soup. (It's tomato bisque)
#oc:armistance#friend's oc not mine#art#dnd#soup#this guy was almost responsible for tpk-ing us all#so we made him soup#and knitted him a sweater#you're not you when you're hungry.
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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doodled the science club hehe 🥺 they're helping low go through a breakdown or smth
i swear i'll finish this at some point btw
RED OHMYGODDD LOOK AT THEM!!!!!
I wish you could see the smile on my face rn omg I'M GONNA BE STARING AT THIS ALL DAY LOOOOOOONNGGGGG 💕💖😩💖💕
#literally sobbing rn this actually just made my morning#LOOK AT THEMMM OUGHHHHH MY HEARTTT I'm literally so in love#do I tell you enough how much I absolutely adore your art bc oughhhhh I have so many cartoon hearts flying around my head rn#ALSO FAITH IN YOUR STYLE MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE EVERY TIME I SEE HERRRR AAAAAAA#glad jasper low could join the group therapy club he really needed someone looking out for him after oops and gorgon :'[#oughhhhhhhhh we should be allowed to get him out or there and be his frienddddd I'm so fr#gonna be looking at my screen like 🥺 all day long okay#I hope they have so many warm drinks and cozy blankies and nice soup#they all deserve it but thinking abt how alone jasper is makes me sooo </3333#no one else is ever gonna come for him if we can't convince him to leave like babygirl snap out of it we can do projects somewhere elseeeeee#captain of the unreliable#friend art#friend oc
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Very special installation of Makomo’s album (part 11) since it’s on paper :D
(Masterlist)
Bonus:
Shinobu: what happened to your phone? The quality is real bad.
Makomo: I..dropped it in my soup. Putting it in dry rice didn’t help..
References:
Link to ‘THE’
#kny#demon slayer#tomioka giyuu#octo’s art#sabito#sabigiyuu#SABIBUN AU#shinobu kocho#kny makomo#angry sabibun lmao#put a case over him like you would do to a bug in the floor#get trapped idiot#Makomo’s phone has soup quality lmao#in universe explanation for digital -> paper#I love doodling Makomo & Shinobu shenanigans#their little jellybean faces#was trying to hold off so my laptop could get fixed b4 u made this but we couldn’t get to Laptop Store y’know how it is#can’t even offer commissions for cash flow bc my ArtTop (art laptop) is fucked#but that’s okay bc drawing on paper is fun :D#I forgot how fun it is to color with alcohol markers ?? very delicious <3#ever put ur phone in dry rice after it got soaked? I had to do that twice in my life bc I have butter fingers#Makomo’s album
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Le destin et un fil rouge (click for qualité svp)
#red string of fate#teehee. soulmatessss!!! YOURE SOULMATESD!!!! AGAINST YOUR WILL!#2a#ayden#aurel#bath soup#my art#comics#ils sont si précieux pour moi#idk what to add je pense que je veux pas le finir#en plus instagram m'énerve psq je peux pas le poster tranquille donc bref. Bref.#look at them and shut up and laugh. whatevr#tw racism#i Guess. hes anxious about getting shunned or whatever hashtag totally not relatable#some of these african families have views about interracial relationships that can K.O a neonazi like fr......#my mom telling me under no circumstances will you marry an algerian WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN.... our countries r literally STUCK TOGETHER#we LOOK THE SAME we have THE SAME ANCESTORS our cultures are so SIMILAR theyre COMPARABLE znd we speak the SAME LANGUAGE#what do you MEANN never marry one... mama i could marry a fucking white trans woman.. youve forgotten about wokism..#ANYWAYS. mixed boy and immigrant boy. SUFFER. YOU WILL NEVER FEEL ADEQUATE ! YAYYYY#not even mentioning them being both boys .. aka no genetic babies... aka no lineage ... ouhhhh mama! the drama!#and homophobia probably doesn't exist in red string of fate worlds i guess it wouldn't make sense its too much of a destiny thing#but maybe long families have made up cultures about marriage and lineage and 'continuing the string for generations'#even though its obvious many of your grand family probably ignored their magical string after it broke and instead of pursuing fate they#ignored it for as long as they could to continue on the generation etc#it just seems like something MY family woul think if it was real so im making HIM suffer through it. sorray cutie ! 🥰😍😘
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Incredibly frustrated by how condescendingly jaded my uncle can be but I’m being so brave about it <- not blowing him up with my mind even though I want to
#ra speaks#personal#I love him. but my dude. bruh.#made a comment abt how I should try working/volunteering w the homeless#after I commented on his tirade abt homeless ppl ‘gaming the system’ by getting arrested in the winter#to have somewhere warm w food to stay like ‘why are we not talking about how fucked it is that the homeless will fucking die if they don’t?#like sir. buddy. you do remember that I grew up on food stamp right? I have gone to a food bank as a recipient before.#I’ve volunteered at shelters and soup kitchens before. I know addicts and homeless people in town.#this isn’t some naive wide eyed college socialist ‘those poor homeless people are saints’ schitck#this is a tired university food pantry anarchist ‘aren’t you fucking tired of being cruel to people who make the best o thr circumstances?’#sorry you can no longer see the divine value of every human life and must endure the tragedy#of considering everyone not to your standard a lost cause.#some of us see the work to be done and will be doing it instead of wallowing in hate and pity.#shut up and get to work like the rest of us if you hate it so much.#it’s just like *strangled him* you see me twice a year dude I DO WORK AT A SOUP KITCHEN YOU IDIOT#I just don’t talk abt it because it’s just something I do sorry I thought making acts of charity your whole personality#was vain and frowned upon in christian society???#this makes my plans to ditch academia and go into fulltime aid work feel all the more. idk vindicated???#that’s not the right word but you get it. uncle t I love you but you know fuck all and have hardened your heart to the world.#god break that heart of stone you have and bless you with love for your fellow man. or whatever.#for context this convo happened like two years ago but I saw him last week and in light of recent personal revelations I’ve remembered it#core memory locked in ‘are you for fucking real uncle t?’#vocational woes
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don't look at me while i vomit out a very quick but integral part of magnifico's reasoning for taking wishes bc it needs to be "on paper"
the "danger" that he talks about with wishes stems from the fact that good intentions and our heart's desires can be corrupted and become something savage. (yes, the irony of this is that he himself is guilty of this exact result, but it's just more poetic confirmation of him striving so hard to prevent what he eventually becomes.) a person can have a pure, honest desire—a beautiful passion they would dedicate their lives to—but said person's methods of pursuing that yearning... can be questionable.
so that's where magnifico steps in, takes the wishes, determines what is "safe" and what isn't: he is in control and therefore he either grants a wish on his terms (thus, the person has no room to even attempt a dangerous path to fulfil their desire), or he keeps it so they forget it and therefore not only aren't burdened by never achieving that dream, but also have no means of even trying—means that could, in some ways, be harmful to themselves and others.
at the end of the day, he really doesn't think he's doing anything wrong. thus, we have him easily frustrated when anyone doubts him or throws any accusations at him; it really is a whole "this is the thanks I get?" for all the work and dedication he's put into building what he thinks is a utopia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 《 headcanon 》#Again: not excusing him or what he did or saying it was RIGHT or any of those things#only that IN HIS OWN MIND he was right#and his intentions were good to a certain degree 8|c#this is messy and all over the place i'm tired and want soup#but it had to be dumped for reasons so here we are u^u#ty for any and all efforts made to decipher this <3
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happy valentine's day to everyone in what isn't even a situationship it's just a bit of an awkward *thing* and no one really knows what's going on
#me today fr#genuinely something is so wrong with us both#(autism + adhd)#(+ social anxiety)#very funny tbh#this is still the same guy from before#i am just a bit more normal about him now (lie)#we made soup together though :)
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Hm /pos
#sometimes i forget im the type to eat less or skip a meal for someone else to eat more properly#my brother and i asked for the same thing which was basically a soup but the bowl was smaller than we thought#before i knew he was ordering that my mom told me ahe was fonna give me a tostada cause her order came with 3#my brother eats more than I do and when our orders arrived i thought how he was probably gonna stay hungry...#so after my mom gave me her tostada I took a couple bites and then passed it to him#'do you not want any more? are you stuffed? if you still want to eat i don't want it' and i just smiled and gave it to him#my mom saying 'if she's givinf it to you its for a reason' when i didn't use words and insisted him on taking it#he took it and then i whispered to my mom my reasoning. she was thinking the same as me jajajaja#id burn the world for my brother... even if hes a little bit dumb and lacks common sense JAJAJAJAJAJAJA#we were just laughing about that. my other brother eas like 'you just keeo getting worse' i gave no comments and mt parents#were like 'thats not true! he js getting better!' regarding his common sense....#and afterwards he did something that made mt mom lost her faith in that and lost points with my dad#JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJA i couldnt stop laughing#i love him very much... hes the best brother j could ever ask for...no offense to the other one#seari talks
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OH I NEVER SHOWED YOU GUYS LARS
Here he is :) In my really wild AU I’ve been writing for over a year now he was the First Captain of a sort of Beta version of the Octonauts, and knew both Professor Inkling and Min a bit before he joined the team !! After an Incident that killed nearly everyone onboard he went missing and later turned up on an island in the middle of nowhere as “Soup Man”. Lars is a LOT older than he looks, his many soup recipes have some fascinating effects!
#we're gonna ignore that whole post i made earlier about him and inkling specifically. not because it's not canon (it is) but we are#Not Ready to deal with that rabbit hole#octonauts#octonauts oc#there is SO MUCH going on with this man like what his soup ingredients are and how long hes been missing#and also the fact he Wasn't Supposed To Be A Captain and what exactly happened to the rest of the crew#.ok all of that is REALLY OMINOUS i promise it's not as devious as it sounds#uhm!! anyways!! i'd imagine the current generation of octonauts meeting him and barnacles INSTANTLY recognizing the hat#because that IS almost exactly what the captain's hat looks like in my style now. SoOOooOO--#some other ominous things about him. he can see spirits and interact with them#which therefore means that in the living octopod au he KNOWS who the spirit inhabiting it is as well as the spirits inside the gups. woo??#he knows those spirits VERY personally but that's for another much more serious post. anyways lars ''soup man'' sarl my beloved#he is a Horse if that was not obvious !! woopie#hershel’s octonauts au
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agustín said You Cannot Know Anything About Me because any one of you could sell me out to the flaming fist 🤪🤪
#i decided augusta is NOT presumed dead. we are keeping her a criminal lol! she is wanted for murderrrr#funnily enough.. the beginning group is probably the best quartet of people to be stuck with in this situation#you have lae'zel who is Not From Here and a warrior so. its fine by her 💝 you have shadowheart who literally worships shar. you have gale#Of Waterdeep so like.. he doesn't know the rumors..... he's not from here lov#and then you have .. astarion. 🧍🏻♀️#like it is smooth sailing UNTIL they get wyll and run into florrick. then agustín begins sweating lol!!#but then you and wyll go through so much in act 1.. wyll would understand 🫂#musings aside. agustín was not made for the adventuring life so his ass is ALWAYS going to bed first. they wait for him to go to bed and#then they pull the conspiracy board abt Who the Fuck This Guy Is very quietly lol! whispered but heated debates over bowls of potato soup 😇#meanwhile agustín the Magical Battery and Wanted Murderer is going whoooosh snorrrrk mimimi so peacefully by the fire 🕊️🕊️#sriracha.txt#🦖
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hi its me again the same anon from yesterday. I’m literally obsessed with ur character Vincent, I’ve been checking ur blog to see if there’s any new content about him cuz its just so fun to watch him squirm around. like a little worm. just a funky little guy. of course it helps that i love depressed vampires, but what i love most is that he’s not broody like vampires usually are. its so different to see a vampire that isn’t elegant and cold, but just some sad wet rat man who cries openly and is so desperate for companionship that he’s like “you’re so nice to me,” to Clary, who literally hates him lmao
ANON. ANON I THINK I'M OBSESSED WITH YOU. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST ASK I'VE EVER RECEIVED. LIKE A LITTLE WORM. JUST A FUNKY LITTLE GUY. SAD WET RAT MAN. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND I BURST OUT LAUGHING. I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT THIS FOREVER.
#asks#honestly that IS part of why i made him so utterly pathetic#i'm very tired of broody elegant cold vampires#they've been done a million times#vincent would be a normal if needy and socially awkward guy if he didn't have the Issues™️#can we have more vampires who are literally just some guy asfsfd#what about vampires who are silly goofy dudes. what about vampires who would apologise to you if you spilled soup on them.#te | pc asks
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v glad he came home even tho his stats literally suck so bad 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。
#like 500% damage at MAX level and ab!? dude#that sucks!!!!!#had to have him tho because thE WHITE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also had to have him because i am an avid collector of all things dabi (it’s so bad) and i get extreme fomo if i don’t have something :)#i hate it :)#but i’m glad i got him either way#won’t use him except for in my lil hero base#but alas!!!!#tw hospital#tw clari overshares#hope ur all having a good night!!! sorry i’ve been so spotty lately ugh#life has been Rough but we are figuring it out and i’m feeling more hopeful and optimistic#was almost hospitalized but i’m better now i think!!!#i might still end up in a short inpatient program (3ish weeks) but i’m not sure if i want to go so :/ we’ll see#getting this dabi made me smile so big tho so <3 it’s the lil things!!!!!!#also bfs mom called me his wife today by accident and it made my heart soar <333333333 she made me veggie soup too!!#so life is worth living#i have people around me that love me and care for me so much#and i am so so so lucky to have that#AHEM ANYWAY#have a lovely night my friends <3 i’ll get to asks at some point soon!!! i see ur tnii asks!!!#clari chatters#clari plays mhui
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Someone hurts me: ah that’s how it is sometimes
Someone hurts my mom:
#ghost posts#someone was mean to my mom today and made her feel bad#and it was not her fault at all btw#and I wanted to say I’ll walk back there right now I’ll get us all kicked out for you mom#we got home and she still felt bad#and so I did say then that I would drive back and tell him off#if you poured hot soup in my lap I would apologize#if you make my mom upset I have to remind myself I’m a pacifist*
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I looked at my dads phone today bc I’m nosy and he was texting a guy abt fobbie tickets and he started it with “my daughter is the biggest fallout boy fan in the world !!!!!” Like I’m literally going to cry I’m so glad me and my dad love each other again :-(
#I was deleting pictures on my google photos and I found old texts he sent me from when I wasn’t talking to him and like#I literally had to just put my phone down for a little bit why was I so fucking awful#and we went tk the store and he kept telling me to pick out snacks I could bring to work :-(#and then when we got home kept being like why don’t you make blah blah and I was like okay fine#and then he sat down and ate his little soup while I made my little croissant sandwich :-(#and went uostairs when I did :-(#I want everyone else to just explode and die and leave it’s not fair#and like 3 of my coworkers aren’t going to be at school tomorrow LOL so it’s going to be another don’t let anyone in or out of the classroom#BUT THATS FUN TO /ME/#anyway I can’t wait until March I love my dad I love Lydia and I heart peterick amen#I Heart Personal diary posting#AND I’m gonna go see my buddy at FYE tomorrow I miss him#okay bye
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I am so utterly fascinated by “Saki”, the 18-year-running mahjong manga in which you, the reader, become gradually, frog-boilingly aware (over the course of nearly two decades’ worth of mahjong tournaments) that none of these girls are wearing underwear and most of their boobs are slowly expanding.
I need you to understand that I have, like, an anthropological level fascination with this comic. From the perspective of someone who is also a comic artist and writer, two things delight me about it:
the fact that I understand completely how an artist gets from “the fans can have a little hint of skirted asscheek” to “the pussy is completely out on center page” over the course of 18 years; and
the way in which the pussy being out is treated by the characters and diegesis as being utterly unremarkable.
Okay. Point 1. The frog-boiling.
Let me put this in perspective for you. There was already a meme about how the characters in “Saki” don’t wear underwear when I was in middle school. I am thirty now. Okay? And it’s still going.
In the time since, this has stopped being a joke. It is now indisputable canon. This is not because anyone outright says it at any point. It’s because the underwear ran out of places to hide. I’m obsessed with this thought: somewhere in the over 20 volumes of “Saki”, there is a panel in which underwear was objectively deconfirmed. And it would be so hard to figure out where that panel actually is. Maybe the artist didn’t even realize it when she drew it! The frog? Boiling!!
And of course there is also the breast expansion. I don’t know how to put a spin on this. They are just expanding. Like, this happens a lot with artists: you define a character as being, in your mind, “the one with the big boobs”, and over the years you emphasize that trait further and further so that the signal doesn’t get lost in the noise. It’s just that normally—in like a wildly popular manga series about mahjong published by literally Square Enix, for example—normally there would be a point at which the boobs stopped getting bigger. Like, an editor would step in or something. Or you would get to the point where you cannot draw the character in the same panel as her mahjong tiles without her breasts spilling over the tiles, and you’d go, “Well, this is now untenable.”
That did not happen. There is no ceiling. The frog is soup.
Point 2. The complete and utter mundanity of all of this.
It’s like this, okay: there’s no shortage of trashy ecchi manga out there. There’s a million other comics doing wildly bawdier things with wildly more improbable bishoujos.
The vibe with “Saki” is different.
It’s hard to explain this, but it feels like the world of the comic is fundamentally uninterested in the fanservice happening on the page. I cannot describe it as “leering”, because I cannot conceive of a person in the story from whose point of view one would leer. I think the artist is probably into it—I can’t imagine anyone is making her do this—but “Saki” the comic has no opinion on the matter.
There are essentially no male characters in “Saki”. Like, there was one guy? Kind of? At the very beginning? But he is gone now. They put him back in the toybox. He does not exist. It appears to be some level of canonical that in the world of “Saki”, almost all humans are women. Those women are sometimes romantically into each other. According to comments the artist has made on Twitter (which I cannot source), they have lesbian baby technology, so it’s no problem. It’s so much not a problem that the story is about mahjong, instead of any of that.
So, like, the fiction here appears to be this: this is the, like, meta-narrative of the fanservice of “Saki”, right: it’s just normal that they don’t wear underwear and their boobs are arbitrarily big. It’s been normal. It was normal before the story of the manga began. It’s just how things are. Nobody bats an eye about it, and if they do, it’s in sort of a lesbian kind of way so like what’s the problem, we love lesbians here. This is literally normal for girls.
The fanservice simply diffuses into this all-encompassing aura of disembodied, ambient sluttiness. The framing of the panels demands you acknowledge it, and the story demands you already be over it, because it’s mahjong time now, and we’re playing mahjong.
Do you get??? why I’m so fascinated??? Are you not a little enraptured???
Anyway, I have no idea how to end this weird post. I guess the conclusion is that women stay winning????
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