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speculating on rockstar’s sexualities is basically one of my favorite hobbies but you can’t tell people about this unless you know they’re with it
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My "me and my bandmates are not fucking" headline is raising a lot of questions already answered by the headline,
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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever
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I bet Mario pipes is The really cozy if you're a pirana plant
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“My son’s sheep lambed. They are old friends. He bottle fed it last year. It hasn’t forgotten.”
by James Rebanks
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everyone look at my girlfriend. she bites people (insane) and she cries during sex (catholic)
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when i die the person who liked the largest amount of my personal posts will inherit all of my possessions
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me when i reach out first: ewww they hate me im annoying i should leave them alone
when people reach out to me first: YAYY THEY REMEBER I EXIST I AM KNOWN AND I AM LOVED
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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together
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