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i’m trying to spread her like a sheet .. hope i excel
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Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"
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petition for the catholic church to elect me as the new pope i will mandate double stuff eucharist wafers REBLOG to vote YES like to vote YES
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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted
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mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her
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news about pope francis got me wanting to resurrect what we had babygirl 😔 #blessup 🙏
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me when i’m scrolling ao3 and i see truly outrageous freak shit getting kudos and comments, realizing that perverts are keeping the true spirit of fandom alive and well
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Being insane but cognitively aware of how insane you are is a special kind of hell because you know that you aren't normal and you can pinpoint the behaviors that label you as other and make people kinda go quiet and twitchy around you but you can't change them or your neurosis so you're stuck in a brutal cycle of trying to emulate normal people and failing horribly cus you know in theory how normal people look and act but in practice you can never change what you are and everyone else knows it too and this goes on forever until you die
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