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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology
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fictional men love to die as violently and homoerotically as possible at the soonest available opportunity honestly it's like they're looking for an excuse
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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn
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I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth
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I tried that thing where you're casually open about your identity, without ever actually trying to explain otherkinity, and it fucking worked??
Went out for lunch with a guy I've only met twice, and he asked about my bison pendant. I just said that if I were an animal I'd be a bison, I relate to their resilience and stubbornness, it's kinda like a spiritual thing.
Later in the day, he commented about my not wearing a jacket in December and I jokingly asked if he'd ever seen a bison get cold (and then said something about my ADHD meds making me overheat).
And wouldn't you know it, a while later he himself made a joke about me being a bison, completely unprompted.
Incredible. I don't know what I was afraid of, I should've tried this way sooner!!
#yea this is normal yall i made a joke about being a duck in primary school once and if i hadnt stopped bringing it up (bc idc abt ducks)#nobody wouldves cared#its fun 🤷 just be yourselves legit
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