#so they get it
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helpimstuckposting · 1 year ago
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hc: Steve always calls Robin ‘Rob’ or ‘Robbie’ or ‘Robs’ so any girlfriends always assume his best friend is a guy and get angry when they realize it’s actually Robin, and Robin always calls Steve ‘Stevie’ so dates always assume Stevie is a girl and get intimidated
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angelofdumpsterfires · 4 months ago
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blueskittlesart · 5 months ago
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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nyancrimew · 6 months ago
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everythingwasnormalhere · 8 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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hansoeii · 1 month ago
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only you.
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modmad · 4 months ago
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hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?
oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!
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ravenkings · 5 months ago
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bonesandthebees · 9 months ago
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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unsung-idiot · 4 months ago
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
bonus under the cut:
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soaptaculart · 7 months ago
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The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"
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asteroidtroglodyte · 1 year ago
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lesbxdyke · 7 months ago
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
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Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
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mysterycitrus · 6 months ago
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
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tariah23 · 11 months ago
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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