#so rawdogging it is

[normalbrothers]

dieting is boring bc you can't get drunk

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[savagegood]

after my friends expressed horror watching professional hockey player nathan mackinnon spray suncreen straight in the face, i'm actually curious...

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they tried to rebrand as The Criminals but riz is literally the city council's treasurer and also turns out people in their late 20s don't really name their friend groups. so now they're The Intrepid Heroes

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

as someone who rarely listens to music, i am unceasingly in wonderment at the emotional connection many humans have to music as a medium. genres & styles & artists and all that jazz --you guys care a lot about this stuff. i sit marveling at the sheer commonplaceness of people feeling an intimate connection to individual songs & albums & musicians. to the point musical preferences are often considered a meaningful part of one's identity as an individual....thats crazy. so much passion...so much fierceness of feeling ...people say "you have to listen to this song" and i listen for 30 seconds and say "neat!" bc it is, it's neat! the chorus is catchy! i might tuck it away to hum to myself later. but for now im putting my earplugs back in returning to the glorious silence that my essence depends on the same way my lungs depend on an oxygen-rich atmosphere. u beset me with fascination

[sbdawsmsc-aks]

Tiktok won't give me any views so I'll share it here (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

[daily-basil]

"Hop in Sunny, we're going to denny's :3"

I got my first car so I decided to draw Basil with it <3

Alt with no text under the cut!

[mamawasatesttube]

It always gets me excited when anyone mentions Tim’s neck scar from the warehouse explosion!! In the comic panel it looks severe but I never see anyone talk about it. Do you have any thoughts or headcanons about it?

YESSS tim neck scar enjoyers rise up!!!

as for thoughts and headcanons, i have some some vague ones yes! i think in general it's some severe scarring that took several months of skin graft operations and such to help heal. it's part of why the rr cowl is integral to him, imo - keeping the back of his head and neck covered and protected becomes a priority while it's still delicate and healing. and also he just generally wants to minimize exposed skin after that explosion. it prob leaves him with some hypertrophic scarring that's eventually covered by hair again, but more visible on his neck (part of why i also hc that he tends to wear high-collared shirts and turtlenecks + grows out his hair afterwards).

also alongside this, for the gays among us: i generally hc kon going to emt classes (like, as kon-el/superboy/supernova) because after last stand of new krypton, he's like man i could use ttk in medical contexts to save people all the time if only i knew how. so he shows up to a class like hi i have telekinesis please teach me what to do with it. and alongside that once he figures out that tim's got some significant scarring that sometimes locks up and gives him mobility issues or pain, kon also slides into an occupational therapist's office like heyyyy could you mayhaps give me some pointers on how i could use my fabulous Tactile Telekinesis to help out my best bro I MEAN a hypothetical guy who has this sort of scar-related muscle tension. tim finds this vaguely mortifying at first but melts So fast because it turns out that kon's ttk neck massages are godly.

[shotmrmiller]

Obsessed and drooling over red-headed-good-with-cats-ugly-as-shit-won't-fuck-off König. Matching his freak by dragging him to a courthouse to get married immediately after his proposal. Calling his Oma to let her know the great grandkids are in the process of making. We're dropping by with a pie on Saturday to let his family know the loser didn't just make me up

SO fucking funny omf his oma is like plz i love u but you gotta stop lying about you getting a spouse it isn't healthy :(

and then he's dragged home by you with a golden crusted and lattice topped pie. surprise! the photo albums come out at dinner and the only thought running through your head is that the scars did him a favor.

[myladyofmercy]

just a group of friends camping

no life threatening situations to be heard of

[jouyato]

star-crossed..... or one might say, missile-crossed lovers

pose based off of this lol. my brain was like "brrrr burda dying in the missile" "and they were colleagues"

[cry-ptidd]

Alexander Anderson x textposts

[phanjoshi]

Terrible influence more like total drama influence

[chrollogy]

PAINT ME A HEAVEN OF LOVE WITH YOUR BLOODIED MOUTH

“taint me like a fallen angel—rip my ivory wings off, and i will think of it as an act of purity. chant my name like forbidden curse, and i will close my eyes and hear it as a sacred prayer for i am nothing but your devout lover.”

[sweet-treat]

i was doodling somethign in mspaint but then i bluescreened and didnt actually save it

solution? re-do it better.