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jessieren · 5 months

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So apparently now they’re saying I have a waist like a disney princess

I mean… really? A disney princess? What do you think?

I wonder which princess … I mean they haven’t been specific

So I’ve reread all the stories and given they’re also obsessed with my hair, I think either Rapunzel or Brave… which do you think?

Sleeping beauty?? But I never sleep… it can’t be that

Elsa?? Seriously???

I mean it’s not even a classic..

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #imagined onset discussions #disney princess waistline #i mean it’s true #he does have a tiny waist #but we need to decide which princess he most resembles #and Evans isn’t keen on frozen #just saying #and he doesn’t sleep #so it can’t be sleeping beauty #the sunday confessional #anything goes #including imagined on set conversations #about Disney princesses #and evans waistline #hot damn evans

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napping-sapphic · 7 months

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Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #you know that ‘i saw a woman so beautiful i started crying’ post??#actually me rn #women just hnnnngggg #yall are SO attractive i can’t do this #people ask me my type and my brain pictures Every Woman™️#also i didn’t stay up till 5am this time #i woke up after 2 hours🙃#and got on my phone and saw too many women and got emotional about it #lol #im gay and i like sleeping

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excelsior9173 · 10 months

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iii is so shape in this photo i’m obsessed

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#ramble on exie #sleep token #sleep token iii #this is from munich!#i can’t give up on all my random socials because they post different photos on each one #i’m seriously obsessed-he looks almost alien in this one #everyone in this band is so damn beautiful it’s unreal #also this new custom bass is gorgeous

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artfartt · 4 months

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Context: Au where Max is a dj at a skating rink and Sam is a very bad skater

#sam and max #sam and max fanart #freelance police #sam and max freelance police #artoftheday #snm #freelance husbands #I can’t sleep so half of this post is just me putting them through it #also that drawing where Sam is asking how Max got in his house is a ref to the Scrouge #also we got more psycho Max and his hostage but human #y’know I only had that idea when I saw someone fell skating and the dj was on point with the soundboard. it was beautiful #idk what else to tag

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britcision · 4 months

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Someone confiscate the Kabumisu Rapunzel AU from me, I am not starting a long form anything until my DPxDC novel is done but also I am ONLY capable of doing it wrong

Because:

Kabru MUST be Rapunzel. Mandatory. Milsiril is not letting that little bitch out of her tower. (Also his Main Character Energy)

Mithrun has less than zero drive to do anything ever up to and including wandering around in lonely tower infested woods to find said lost princess

These can only be resolved by Mithrun also already being inside the tower and then we’re into Beauty and The Beast territory too with the Forbidden Room but instead of Cursed Flower there is Cursed Hottie

Tbh Labrumisu would solve this problem where’s my threesome shippers we need ONE (1) character with some goddamn initiative

(Sadly still can’t be me I do not ship Laios in general he’s just not got that Ship Juice)

Milsiril just has such perfect villain vibes and okay I’m selling myself on the Labrumisu because if Laios comes in to kidnap one of her babies (and her broken former coworker) there’s a 50-50 on whether Milsiril just decides he’s young enough to adopt

This is now a main character hoarding situation Falin and Marcille have to come rescue Laios and also his boyfriends from the crazy sword elf and her army of dolls

Which is why I can’t write this one.

Look at that.

Look what happened in like 5 bullet points.

The rails have been OBLITERATED but also it’s just got such good legs someone take this idea and run with it to somewhere very different and much simpler than I am capable of

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabumisu #labrumisu #rapunzel au #seriously someone lock kabru in a tower #and let his bf(s) rescue him #holy shit mithrun somehow falls out the window and lands on laios #and kabru has to heist his ass back in before milsiril finds out #but oh who’s that charming and handsome man passing this wet fucking cat back through the window #maybe… maybe we leave the tower…#maybe we have an adventure… mithrun has so many stories of adventure…#(he tells them so badly with all the minor side details laios falls asleep before the first monster appears)#laios touden #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #captain mithrun #mithrun dungeon meshi #mithrun falling out the window HAS to be kabru’s fault #he sneaks into Forbidden Room and shenanigans ensue who is this sleeping beauty #this sleeping beauty who just woke up and stared RIGHT through your fucking soul #kabru flails mithrun weighs about as much as a wet goddamn towel despite being all sinew and he’s right out the window #kabru: …………….. okay so on the one hand he can’t rat me out for being in here now #kabru: on the other hand I JUST THREW A GUY OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW WE ARE 50 STORIES UP I AM A MURDERER 😭😭😭😭#mithrun: *casual deceleration teleport*#go back inside? mithrun does not know her #he landed on a man it’s fine #laios: … it’s ACTUALLY raining men 😱😱😱#kabru sticking his head out the window: NO WAIT I NEED THAT SPECIFIC MAN BACK BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME

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mushroominaforest · 2 months

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Enjoy some photos of my cat, his name is Yoda

(Duality of cat 👆)

#Cat #Kitty #black cat #My son #I love him #i know this isn’t art but #I want to share because I think you all deserve to see my beautiful boy #I’m so proud of him #Fluffy cat #This man survived on his own in a forest as a kitten #And now he can’t survive without a heating pad to sleep on

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ashmp3 · 1 month

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got told i have mesmerizing eyes + got asked if i am lesbian in a span of 5 minutes we are so back

#me: shurg. Aren’t we all…#the amount of wine in my stomach though… I see double LMFAOOO #anyway! Its all good fancy wine and i can’t wait to take my makeup and contacts off #and SLEEP. I needed this i really did #also one of the people i saw told me she almost didn’t recognize me and that i got even prettier which to me is so saturn in 1H and also #bebo sve si lepša što si starija and to that my aqua bestie started talking in english drunk as fack mind you and she said She is like… Her #energy… It’s just like… Don’t fuck with me… And me standing on the side like sure but u are so facken silly and i love you #tt #anyway this was like ren fair but for wine. Just bunch and i mean +100 #different vintners in one place it was a blast i danced my ass off too hehehehe #also the dude that complimented my eyes really was so funny he kept like staring at me but not even in like an uncomfortable #way more like i was a petri dish and when few of the girls were laughing drinking being cute he was like Just so you know out of all #of the 6 of you your eyes are objectively and subjectively most beautiful and i was just like Okaaayyy 🤷🏼‍♀️

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blinddreams24 · 1 year

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I just finished God of War: Ragnarok

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pinkfey · 4 months

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is this a safe space

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the-woild-is-y-erster · 11 days

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day fucking ruined nvm

#cowboy cries cowboy tears #bye then i guess? i’ve been up since 6:30 cleaning and taking care of the chickens on four fuckin hours of sleep #and all this punk has to say as he runs out the door to school is “i can’t handle dinner tonight you need to figure it out”#brotha. we are a two person team. i cannot legally drive alone.#scout i realize you need your precious fucking beauty sleep and you’re in school but i would like to eat🥰 at some point🥰 and not cook 🥰#like maybe i’m being a little dramatic sure but why does he get to live large and go thrifting with his friends or some shit after school #when i’m making dinner and cleaning and taking care of everything else #1950s housewives were so justified in killing their husbands i’m being so serious i know he’s my brother but i feel like a single mother rn

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bigdumbbambieyes · 2 years

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🤍✨ Sleeping Beauty 1959 Cover ✨🤍

#sleeping beauty #disney sleeping beauty #princess aurora #aesthetic #princesscore #this is so gorgeous i can’t stop staring at it

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year

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anyway. lucifer demanding kisses from sam in return for helping him ever. and the thing is, he will help them, and he’s an archangel, his help is invaluable. people will die if sam doesn’t kiss him. and so sam makes deals again and again and again.

#tw noncon #again! sleeping beauty kiss to raise Sam from the dead!!! banging my pots and pans!!!!#even better if lucifer is all helpful and gentle with him. so long as Sam agrees to this.#even better even better if sam doesn’t/can’t tell Dean. even better even better if dean starts to warm up to Lucifer specifically because #he’s so sweet to Sam and Sam seems to be kissing him back of his own will. and more importantly lucifer isn’t trying to separate dean from #sam (yet <3) so. it’s fine actually :) they made friends with Crowley after he tortured and killed people. and who hasn’t tortured sam here?#Lucifer redemption arc in Dean’s eyes as Sam’s boyfriend while sam is going through the horrors (the devil wants to make out with him)#(and Lucifer won’t help if he thinks Sam is ‘faking’ it <3)#samifer #spn #sam winchester #lucifer spn

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partycityistotallyofficailguy · 7 months

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does anyone ever stop and think about. Art. Like how pretty life is that some guys like me had to just go and represent it through silly little shapes and designs and intricacies that can barely even begin to represent the beauty and love that surrounds life despite the hatred in the world. Life is beautiful and art is beautiful and I think sometimes people forget that when they make art because sometimes it’s just nice to let go and draw things. The creative process is beautiful and awesome just like life

#Party City posting #Posting this at 1:32 AM my time shout out to me #Can’t sleep crying #Sniffles #life is gorgeous #Some people never stop and appreciate it…#Like even a stupid leaf is gorgeous..#You ever look at a thing and just get filled with appreciation for the earth and some parts of our society #It’s so simple yet complex and it’s amazing and I love it with my heart #TLDR; life is beautiful and art is beautiful:)

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taurusicidal · 2 months

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i have been up for 17 hours and i feel like i am going crazy.

thank god for my weighted dinosaur!

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i-am-a-fan · 1 year

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thinking about blorbos too hard. had to get sedated

#help.#why is the heart sutra in japanese so catchy #and beautiful #imma be listening to it as i falls asleep #it’s so pretty i’m losing my mind #i can’t even use it because i want it to be in the oringal san skirt #<- sanskrit for a thing i’m working on #but sweet peaches it’s so pretty #catch me chanting ut at work. Gwtting all the words wrong #i’m sorry in advance because this just became an ear worm #🐊#speck can’t sleep #speck rambles

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asclepyus · 2 months

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I continue to preach my gospel that we need a 4* Berserker Asclepius. Something is deeply wrong with him and we continue to see that every time he shows up that is not a guy that is stable in any way shape or form

#my beautiful princess with a disorder #I wantttt an offense heavy asclepius unit so baddddd #berserker or avenger. I could go either way really but I think berserker fits him better.#bonus points for fire/phoenix imagery in a berserker spirit origin as well as god-killing skills. please.#asclepius #ash can’t sleep

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