#i can’t sleep
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garbagem4n · 3 months ago
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sunsburns · 7 months ago
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i’m definitely not normal about this
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myteenageendocrinologist · 5 months ago
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This critter
Sack a bam bass piss
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oobbbear · 11 months ago
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The fact that horse hoof is just one giant thumb haunts me everyday
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lex-crow · 10 months ago
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In fic Hiccup being known among dragons as toothless’s brother/soul-twin/one and the same/ of the same soul type of thing is the shit.
You can’t change my mind.
Every time I see a fic from the dragons point of view and they turn to tooth like ‘where’s your other half? He is so nice. He has the best scratches. Where is he? I think you should share’.
And toothless is just ‘I will destroy you. my funky little guy, my soulmate, is not up for grabs. Violence is the only option if you don’t back off now.’ And hiccup off in the background is just ‘???’
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love-archer · 6 days ago
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After some amateur kissing and tongue lapping at your skin and neck and jaw, he’s not afraid to sit you in his place, kneeling between your legs as he’s pulling your pants off with lingering kissing that creep to your inner thighs. His hand in your stomach ti keep you still, little three smacks on your thigh when you try to push his head away or tug his hair. He’s also not shying away from grabbing your underthighs, pulling you to the edge and reaaallly getting his head in there: LUCIFER, LORD DIAVOLO, MAMMON
His hand is pushing your pretty back on the mattress, other ons spreading your legs. Your shirt is pulled up, way far above your stomach, his bites imprinted in fainting red on your skin. His head is busy, sandwiched with your thighs squeezing at him. Not above making loud and wet music under there as you’re so perfectly bend over his bed, ass out and your legs curling backwards when he hits a spot you love. Hand sneaking along your back to yank your hair, making you mewl louder. Not stopping until there’s a string of saliva connecting his tongue and you and you made a pathetic drenching spot under you: SATAN, ASMODEUS, BELPHIE, BARBATOS, SOLOMON
His words are slurred, voice muffled, his nails clenching at the fat of your legs as his tongue is working you, neck cranked up slightly. He doesn’t care you’re on his chest, so close on sitting on his neck, he needs more. NEEDS more. He’s starved, a bottomless pit when it comes to the mere taste of you. His hands on your ass, dragging you closer and closer. Just feed him: BEELZEBUB, LEVIATHAN, SIMEON, MAMMON
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sinful-lanterns · 7 months ago
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I saw one of those “about me” templates on Twitter but for PTN, so I figured I’d give it a try!
This is Angey’s “ABOUT ME!” Path to Nowhere edition template:
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Here is the blank template if you want to fill it out yourself! I will be tagging some mutuals of mine to try it out too: @sinsmockingbird @vrachis @cthuloo @servalisms @hunnieknight @e-hibiscus @lindseynguyen @lirational but anyone else who sees this is welcome to try!
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girlstressed · 10 months ago
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they invented such a cool thing called cozy time sleeping in bed but then they invented these horrible things called The Bedsheets Don’t Feel Right and My Clothes Itch and My Brain Won’t Turn Off
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kthmlk · 1 year ago
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*does a twirl*
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antoncore · 2 months ago
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thekittyfox2999 · 5 months ago
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you’d think a war veteran with a medical degree would simply not care about hands but ooooh!
he loves those things to an unprofessional level
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xzybkp · 1 month ago
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Can we talk about how feral Jack became once it’s Joke who’s in danger? Can you imagine how a dog like Jack becoming a feral wolf out for blood for anyone who dare hurt his mate?
We thought we saw an angry Jack fighting through bodies to Boss, when he punched Hope, when he screamed the house down at everyone in his way.
But one punch to Joke?
Man’s literally shaking with fury flying at Carbon with a kick.
The fact that his gaze changed so deadly when Ama said he needed to save Joke because Joke’s been taken? When he stormed the warehouse and fought through the guards again to get to where Joke was?
And poor Carbon probably thought he’ll just piss off a lover, but he didn’t expect hell coming down on him after punching Joke in front of Jack. The echo of Jack screaming “Don’t touch my boyfriend!!!” ringing in Carbon’s ears as he hopefully bleeds to death.
And Joke? All throughout this, is swooning. Baby, he’s down bad for his man, the man he thought he wouldn’t see again. Turns out they were just hasty and rash. It was one day! One day.
I can imagine Jack grumbling at Joke in the end, freeing him from the bomb necklace, “Just one day Joke, and you get yourself kidnapped.” While Joke makes heart eyes & hurt sounds, milking it for all that’s worth. Jack softening, “Okay I’m sorry baby let’s go home na ja”.
Can you imagine???????
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shynemoony · 11 months ago
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@nyoomian HEAR ME OUTT IM NOT DELUSIONAL I SWEAR 😭⁉️⁉️
(Edit: yes, I cleaned it and now looks way better)
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oobbbear · 2 months ago
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Fiddleford with little mustache can fix me
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borderlinereminders · 3 months ago
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I keep getting asks asking about whether it’s okay to reblog if you don’t have BPD (and that’s so valid and considerate - I’m not complaining. And to clarify, my posts are completely good to reblog.)
But it’s made me wonder if I should change my blog name.
I originally made this blog and posted reminders that I needed to hear as someone with BPD. But I realize I post a lot of advice that applies to a variety of disorders or even just situations in general.
I also write from the perspective of someone with BPD but also ADHD, autism and likely bipolar disorder (in the process of a diagnosis for that last one).
Would it be less confusing if I changed my name? I have no idea what I’d even change it to tbh.
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devilat-thedoor · 1 year ago
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👩🏻‍🦱
🫲🏻🫲🏻
man’s got a sword
👩🏻‍🦱
👐🏻
gotta honor it
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