#i mean it’s true

[therealneilperry]

The best part of the House MD fandom is everyone being convinced that between House and Wilson, Wilson is the deeply fucked up one 😭

[thief-of-eggs]

Was talking with my coworkers today, and I forget how it came up, but one of them was like “Wait, are you gay?” (I’m bisexual)

And instead of just saying that to him, I panicked and replied “Yeah, sometimes”

[jessieren]

So apparently now they’re saying I have a waist like a disney princess

I mean… really? A disney princess? What do you think?

I wonder which princess … I mean they haven’t been specific

So I’ve reread all the stories and given they’re also obsessed with my hair, I think either Rapunzel or Brave… which do you think?

Sleeping beauty?? But I never sleep… it can’t be that

Elsa?? Seriously???

I mean it’s not even a classic..

[blitzy-blitzwing]

“Not everything needs to be a ship!!”

Alright? Get outta here then. 😐

[mana-sama-cult]

This quiz add feels targeted…

[evermoredeluxe]

i still think it’s hilarious that nfl posted the video of taylor and travis kissing with the “i think i like this little life” audio

[morganbritton132]

The funniest thing anybody has said to be in a while was my sister calling me a Pasodoble snob. 

[devilsrecreation]

[l4nordina19]

carlosssssss why you so sus in whatever you are saying huhhhhh??!!!

[zukkaflowers]

LMFAOOO i was scrolling through my fic’s bookmarks for the first time ever and someone tagged my fic “cringey. would read again? No”

[tricerasox]

I just noticed that the silly socks I’m wearing are beavers eating tacos, which seems quite suggestive. I mentioned this to spouse and he told me wearing these socks is STOLEN VALOR 💀

[wackyglackys]

I feel like as a fan base we need to talk more about trans qrow

[evermoredeluxe]

i was going through my instagram and this is making me LAUGH

[p-antalons]

being in an article labeled the future is female is so mhm

[sarroora]

[trialnerror]

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