#my mother bought me these 🫣

[tricerasox]

I just noticed that the silly socks I’m wearing are beavers eating tacos, which seems quite suggestive. I mentioned this to spouse and he told me wearing these socks is STOLEN VALOR 💀

[chaoticloving]

idk if you write smut so if you’re uncomfortable totally ignore this!!! but!!! imagine y/n and recently fiance!harry and him fingering you with his ring finger talking abt marriage and shit 🫣🫣

future husband

Harry styles x reader (masterlist)

summary: Harry proposes and it leads to sex

warnings: smut

a/n: IM SORRY THIS TOOK TOO LONG I JUST NEEDED TO BE IN THE RIGHT MOOD TO WRITE SMUT AND THEN TUMBLR DIDNT PUT IT IN THE TAGS AHHH

Harry's ring obsession started when he was in his early twenties.

He rarely wore any type of a jewelry or anything flamboyant when he was younger. He painted his nails on occasion, something to relax himself with or whenever Y/n was doing hers, but nothing too grand.

But a simple silver chain given by his one and only changed that.

He started getting a little more into jewelry, necklaces, earrings, and his favorite, rings. He liked the intricate designs that rings ment; they could be loud and a stable piece, or they could be a subtle addition to the outfit.

They could also symbolize love.

After dating Y/n for three months, he knew he was certain that he wanted to stay forever with her, he just didn't allow himself to think of marriage this early into a relationship--at least not until his mother asked when he was going to propose after meeting her around their six-moth anniversary.

Finally though, after just under two years, he popped the question. He got a beautiful engagement ring, a band with beautiful engravings throughout, and of course, a huge fucking rock.

"Harry." Y/n sniffled, seeing Harry on his knee, ring in hand. "Of course, yes!"

A lovely proposal in a quiet and quant cottage away from civilization was perfect and exactly what they needed, not only for their privacy but for the ability to have sex in the middle of the woods. Harry bought this property not too long ago and waited for the right moment to take Y/n there, a proposal seemed like the best time.

The kissing of course led to more, how could it not? Harry was always a passionate lover, always eager to please, so it was honestly no surprise when the soft kiss turned more sensual.

"Fuck, I'm so glad you finally asked." Y/n mumbled softly as their lips kept touching, coming back for more. "Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you as my husband."

Harry moved onto her neck, biting softly as he went down. "It's all I've ever wanted." He groaned as Y/n's hand trailed down to his pants, she teased him slightly, earning a moan from him. "And to please you again. Lay down."

Y/n made herself comfortable on the blue and white picnic blanket. Harry moved the basket and wine bottles out of the way. He pulled flipped her dress up, revealing her lacy set on panties.

"Planning to seduce me today?" He asked with a raised brow.

"I had a hunch you might be asking me to marry you." She shrugged her shoulders, biting her lip to hide, poorly, a cheeky smile.

"How?" Harry gasped, his fingers tracing the band of her underwear. "It was top secret!"

"Oh come on, H." She giggled, her hand coming up to stroke his cheek. "You take me on a surprise getaway, no one around, to a cottage that is darling... It's the most romantic thing you have ever done."

Harry blushed. The midday sun gleaming perfectly on his skin, twinkling his green eyes and highlighting the freckles that scattered his slightly tanned skin. Y/n couldn't help but feel so lucky. This beautiful man, inside and out, is now her fiancé; she started to tear up, which, of course, caused Harry to tear up as well.

"No don't start baby." She told him. "We need to focus so we can have sex. No tears now."

She wiped her tears then Harry's. "You started it." He mumbled, smiling as he finally pulled her panties down. "We just love each other too much."

"I guess so-" Y/n gasped as Harry entered a figure into her. The familiar feeling was welcomed as the subtle feeling of pleasure began to buble up inside of her. "Fuck that feels so good."

Harry was leaning half on and half off of her, his right hand fingering. her while his other held him up so he could kiss by her ear.

"Don't get one of your rings stuck in me." She warned, looking sternly at her love. Harry shook his head and kissed her softly.

"I would never."

Harry had on a simple band, one similar to the new one adorned on Y/n's finger. He figured while he was buying the engagement ring he could buy a matching one for himself.

"I can't wait to marry you." He spoke softly, creating a new hickey just under her ear lobe. "Gonna wanna fuck you again when I see you in that dress, don't know if I could wait till the honeymoon."

He added a finger, adding to the pleasure.

"And seeing you with that ring...It's going to be as sexy as your lingerie. Just knowing you're mine and I'm the only one that can ever see you like this."

"Fuck, H. Gonna come."

"I'm the only one who will get to see my wife like this. And everyone will know I can only to this do you...I'm the only one capable." Harry's words were possessive yet reassuring, the constant validation that he was the only one for her pushed her over the edge, leaving a gasp from her mouth.

"Har I need you inside." She yanked him fully on-top of her, unbuttoning his pants and pulling them down after Harry quickly pulled his fingers out of her, but not before a little taste.

He helped her strip himself, knowing she is just as possessive as him but just doesn't always vocalize it, but her actions speak louder than her lack of words.

Harry entered Y/n, the euphoric feeling washing over him as he let out a loud moan, mentally thanking himself for buying the isolated land. "Feel so good."

"You stretch me out so much." She gasped. "My future husband."

Harry thrusted, a reflex from her words in her sexy, faint, voice. "Don't say that or else I'm going to come in less then a minute." He paused, staring into his loves eyes. "Want to impress my future wife."

"You impress me every day. Every time I see you I have something new I love about you." Y/n leaned in a kissed him, it was mainly teeth, but still perfect nonetheless. "Today it's your cock."

Harry stopped thrusting briefly. "You mean it hasn't impressed your before today?"

"It's the first time I've been impress by my fiancé's cock, I was already impressed when he was my boyfriend." She assured. Harry rolled his eyes and got back to thrusting, moving his ring finger down to her core and rubbing soft circles on her clit, making her jolt slightly.

"I'm gonna cum again, H."

"Me too."

They both moaned as they climaxed at the same time. Harry collapsed onto Y/n's chest, arms exhausted from keeping himself up. They stayed like that for no more then five minutes, Harry's cock softening inside of her as they relaxed.

"I can't believe you're going to be my wife." Harry thought out loud. "Never thought I'd work up the courage."

"Why? You knew I'd say yes."

"I dunno, just all the what-if's got inside my head. You know how that is." Harry mumbled, nuzzling his face into the side of her neck. He kissed over her blooming hickeys too, soft contrast between his sexual and romantic desire for her.

"Well your next biggest concern is finding were to go for our honeymoon." Y/n said. "Might have to go all over."

"I'll pay for every penny of it."

"Most defiantly. You know I have expensive taste." Y/n joked. "The wedding is going to cost half a fortune on its own."

Harry smiled, kissing her cheek then her lips. "I'd spend all the money in the world to make you happy. I'd go broke to see you smile."

"Stop, you're going to make me cry again." She whispered, tears starting to form.

"I'll just kiss them away, my love." He sighed. "It's my job as your future husband."

[e-dubbc11]

Okay, so... I would also love to request a song fic from you for our dear Billy boy ❤️

It's Wish - Canaan Cox.

And if... if I may make a little small extra request? Can the reader be plus size? It's not something I've really seen for Billy 🫣❤️

My lovely Lily,

So I listened to this song for about half a day, I love it and it took me awhile to come up with the idea for this but I like it so I hope you do too! ♥️ Thank you for all of the asks you sent me, I appreciate you ♥️♥️♥️

Intuition

Photos are not mine. They are courtesy of Pinterest/Google.

Pairing: Billy Russo x Plus Size! Reader

Warnings: Swearing, fluff, self-esteem issues, smooches

Word Count: 1.7K-ish

Summary: You take a leave of absence from work to help your mother out on the farm after your father gets sick. A handsome CEO buys a cabin in town.

A/N: I’ll link Wish by Canaan Cox at the end and TECHNICALLY this is my last sleepover ask but I can’t say no to my friends when they send me things so I have one more after this for the devilishly handsome, Matt Murdock (see what I did there 😉)

As always, thank you for reading!  I appreciate it so much and comments, reblogs are welcome and encouraged. Don’t be shy to tell me your favorite part. 💕💕 💕

“They say the guy who bought the Miller’s cabin is quite handsome.” Your mother said, as she counted out ears of corn to put into a paper bag.

When your father got sick, your mother needed help tending to their farm in upstate New York and running the market where locals would come to buy fresh fruit, vegetables, and eggs among other goods. So you took a leave of absence from your job in the city to help her out.

“I’ll keep my eye out, Ma.” You replied with sarcasm dripping from your voice.

She wiped the dirt off of her hands with her apron.

“He told the realtor he just wanted a place to come every so often to relax and be alone. He has some fancy job in the city.” She said.

Raising your eyebrows, you said, “Well the Miller’s place is out of the way so aside from the wildlife, he’ll be very alone.”

After your customer paid for his corn, you headed for the back room. Since it was almost closing time, you started cleaning up and putting things away when you heard the bell ring on the front door. Someone had just walked in.

You couldn’t hear exactly what she was saying but your mother was very chatty with whoever walked through the door. The other voice you heard was smooth like warm honey and you swore you could actually hear your mother blushing out there.

Holding a basket of tomatoes, you walked out from the back and said, “Hey Ma, you want these tomatoes out front or—“

You froze in place with the basket still in your arms.

A sly smile stretched across your mother’s face as she said, “Ah, here she is. Billy this is my daughter, y/n. Y/n, this is Billy Russo. He’s the one that bought the Miller’s cabin.”

He was probably the most handsome man you had ever seen in real life. Billy was tall with dark brown hair and a well-groomed beard. His smile made you weak in the knees and his eyes were like two pools of dark chocolate.

You pulled yourself together long enough to pick your jaw up off of the floor, place the basket on the floor and extend your hand for him to shake. It was a beautiful hot summer day today, so you were positive you looked like an absolute mess with dirt on your cheeks, hair in your eyes, and sweat stains on your t-shirt.

Billy, on the other hand, looked perfect. He had on a gray t-shirt, jeans and what looked like an expensive pair of sunglasses hanging off of the collar of his shirt.

Extending his hand, Billy shook yours and said, “Billy Russo…it’s nice to meet you, y/n.”

As if you weren’t warm enough already, heat rose to your cheeks and you knew you would be warm to the touch. “It’s nice to meet you too, Billy. What can we do for you today?” You asked, fidgeting profusely.

Your mother continued to fawn all over him as he replied with a warm smile, “Well they told me this was the place to get all of my fresh fruits and vegetables so for right now I’d like some lettuce and tomatoes, please.”

After paying for his vegetables, Billy left but not before saying “I hope to see you again soon.”

“What? He wants to see you again.” Said your mother, looking surprised.

You dropped your shoulders and rolled your eyes as you turned the sign on the door to “Closed” and locked it.

“Ma, come on. He was just being polite. A guy like that has zero interest in me.” You said with a slight frown.

“Hey, you don’t know that.” She said.

“Oh yeah? Show me a guy like that with a girl on his arm that looks like me. I have thick thighs, a little bit of a belly, and these round Charlie Brown cheeks. Guys like him go out with supermodels Ma, not chubby girls that work on her parent’s farm!” You said with a raised voice.

You’ve always been self-conscious about the way you looked. People would always say “Oh you have such a pretty face.” And you were just waiting for them to finish that sentence with “It’s just the rest of you that looks terrible.” You could only wish a guy like Billy would give you a second look.

“Well I think he likes you.” Said your mother.

You shook your head as you replied, “You’re the only one, Ma. You’re the only one.”

**********

Billy was splitting his time between his cabin and his penthouse in New York City. He would come in weekly for supplies but even after completing his purchase, you found he would stick around to talk to you, even help you wait on customers. He did seem to enjoy talking to you.

“I thought you came up here to relax, Russo. Helping me with my work is not relaxing.” You said.

“It’s funny…I really don’t know how to NOT work, y/n. Plus,I kinda like helping you. This is actually relaxing for me.” He said in a low tone.

“You bought that cabin to get AWAY from work. Go enjoy it!” You told him.

He inched a little closer to you. Your arms were touching as he turned his head to the side and looked down at you with that perfect smile on his face.

“You tryin’ to get rid of me?” He asked, his slight New York accent peeking through.

Without thinking before speaking, you blurted out, “No, I’m not tryin’ to get rid of you, I like looking at you, I mean—uh, well—what? Oh look, a customer! Hi, Mrs. Newman!”

Stumbling over your words, you became flustered as you walked to the front to wait on Mrs. Newman but you could feel Billy’s eyes on you and heard him chuckling a little.

Trying to keep Mrs. Newman in the store as long as possible so you weren’t alone with Billy Russo, you asked her, “Wait! Are you sure you don’t need anything else?! The watermelon is really good this year!”

“I’m all set, dear. Thank you.” She said, walking out the door.

Shit.

“Soooooo, you like lookin’ at me, huh?” He asked with a coy smile stretched across his lips.

With your palm pressed to your forehead, you emphatically said as a joke, “NO! Well I—I don’t understand the question.”

Billy moved in closer like he had before, his eyes looked like two wells of black ink, and he tilted your chin up so he could look into your eyes.

“I like lookin’ at you too, ya know.” Said Billy.

Your stomach began to flutter and you had to clench your thighs together listening to his silvery voice.

But you couldn’t help yourself and said, “Yeah? Well I think you’re full of shit.” And you stormed off into the back room.

Billy chased after you.

“Hey, y/n! What the fuck was that? Why would you say something like that?” He asked.

It was a reflex action. The tears came thick and fast as you tried your best to keep them from spilling over.

You turned to face him.

“You know exactly what I mean, Billy!” You said curtly.

He shrugged and raised his eyebrows. “No, obviously I fuckin’ don’t. Please tell me!”

The tears had spilled over and streaked down your cheeks.

“Guys like you don’t like girls like me, ok?!” You yelled.

Billy looked confused as he replied, “Girls like you…you mean girls that are funny? Girls that are beautiful, and sweet? Someone who’s easy to talk to? Those kinds of girls? If I didn’t like you, why would I be here all the time? I could just pay for my shit and leave like most people do but I stay because I genuinely like you.”

You folded your arms protectively across your chest, trying to figure out if maybe he lost a bet to the guys in town and now he has to try and bang the chubby farm girl but his eyes told you he wasn’t lying.

“Billy…I don’t exactly have guys beating down the door to go out with me. I’m always the funny friend or the chubby one with the good personality. I’m not the one they want. It’s just the way it is.” You said softly.

“Well they’re fuckin’ stupid and it doesn’t have to be that way with me.” He said with a kind smile and he slowly started to walk toward you. “I would love to take you out.”

Your heart was racing as you absentmindedly reached out to play with the fabric of his t-shirt. It felt soft as you were sliding it through your fingers but you couldn’t bring yourself to look into his eyes because you felt like you might start to cry again.

But he brought your gaze up to meet his anyway. Your entire body was shaking as he pinched your chin in between his thumb and forefinger. Billy gently pressed his lips to yours. They were soft and tasted like the peach you gave him a little while ago.

Placing your hands on his chest, you kissed him back. The bristles of his beard tickled your chin as his tongue parted your lips wanting to twist and knot with yours.

It felt like a dream but Billy was real, very very real. A wish that you had asked for over and over again, had finally come true. It was finally your turn to kiss the handsome prince. Or in this case, the handsome CEO.

“Oh my goodness! I am so sorry!”

It was your mother.

“Jeez, Ma!! You scared the crap outta me!” You exclaimed.

“Well pardon me, my darling daughter but I didn’t know you were playing tonsil hockey with the New York City hunk, ok?” She said.

You and Billy started to laugh.

“I can see where you get your sense of humor from, pretty girl.” He said with a wink and a smile. “Come to the cabin with me. I’ll make you my famous BLT.”

“Really? FAMOUS BLT huh?” You asked.

Even Billy’s eyes were smiling at you as he nodded.

Biting back a smile, you replied, “I’d love to.”

And in typical mom fashion, your mother interrupted and said, “See…I told you he liked you.”

You hated to admit it, but your mother had been right all along.

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[captainwans]

★ . . . ❛ ━━ BEN CHILWELL x FEM!READER.

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[onlyjaeyun]

poison!hee the type of boyfriend to be like 'she's not a hoe, she's my future wife and the mother of my future children' when someone says hoes before bros when he leaves their hangouts because y/n needed him.

poison!hoon the type of brother to buy anything y/n wanted or set her eyes on because he wasn't able to spoil her growing up and their parents never bought them anything but be super siblingish about it : 'i got you your favorite drink that you are obsessed with even though i'm pretty sure it was give you diabetes', 'i know you have this hoodie in a different colou, but listen the green one looked better on you so here- someone has to have some fashion sense for your lack of', 'ning said you thought this was pretty- i bought her one so i got you one so you don't whine about me loving her more'

poison!jake the type to stalk hee and y/n on their dates in complete disguise and somehow drag poison!jay into it and if poison!won is in town then him too but hee and y/n notice them and act out a whole argument to mess with them and they're panicking now cuz THE PARENTS ARE FIGHTING

poison!ning the type to ask y/n out on girls dates while they shop but both hee and hoon tag along cuz they're protective and its just them following them like guard dogs while carrying their bags and letting them use their credit cards.

and finally this one (which is just my opinion!) poison!hee and y/n the type to have a shot gun wedding (mostly cuz a traditional wedding have too many steps including parents and it puts both the siblings and hee in a sour mood)during a group trip to vegas (that they saved up years for) because they have everyone they need- hee does buy a pretty dress for y/n and cries when he sees her in it and hoon is emotional and they have a lovely afterparty at a hotel/resort before they send off the newly married funded by hoon because he doesn't want to think of his best friend railing his sister in the room next to theirs- 💫 (can you tell i've been thinking about poison too much? i can't help it i am emotionally attached to every character- except sumin SHE CAN CHOKE)

no pls you telling me your thoughts about poison and how much yoj think about it makes me so so so happy, it literally made my day 😭 but i absolutely agreebwith all of them, especially the one with the boys and the sunghoon one BUT THE SEUNG ONE AS WELL URGH INLIT AM SMILING SO BIG 😭😭😭 pls keep them coming i'm currently trying my best to find motivation to write the next chap 🫣

[imaginedreamwrite]

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I think reader would say something like this (I apologize if I’m overstepping🫣

“I live in an apartment under your name. You bought me a phone and you buy me jewelry that I could never pay you back for. And even , if I did the money just goes back to you because I work for you. It’s not a relationship ,it’s ownership.”

She would approach it that way and then Ari would kindly sit her down and tell her that: the apartment is in her name, the phone is paid for by the company because its a company phone, the jewellery was actually a gift from his mother (he makes up some tradition) and finishes it off with “You own my heart and soul, you own every single piece of me. My blood pumps for you, your name is permanently inked onto my skin. You own me.”

[cuntycassandra]

what's one of your favorite headcanons for your meerkat?

Okay so the lovely Meg sent me the exact same ask a while ago, and so I think I'm going to reserve my top favourite Sebastian headcanon for that post, just because it may be easier to find since it came from an account, and the headcanon I'm going to talk about is very special to me, and I'm super duper proud of it.

So for this ask instead, I've decided I'm going to list a few of my fave Sebastian hcs that I have! Some may be general, some are unique that I came up with, but either way I've realised that I tend to talk about my version of Sebastian a lot of discord, but not so much on here! So let's introduce you all to him.

Sebastian headcanons:

In my mind Sebastian is an only child, and a miracle child at that. For those who do not know, a miracle child is a surprise baby conceived and carried to term by a couple who were told having a baby would be borderline impossible. I think this hugely contributes as to why Sebastian is so spoiled, it's extremely hard not to melt over the son his parents never expected to have, and considering they have the funds to do so, they do exactly that.

(Have this from an edit video I made about Sebastian to fully explain what I mean 🙂)

In my mind Sebastian is an only child, and a miracle child at that. For those who do not know, a miracle child is a surprise baby conceived and carried to term by a couple who were told having a baby would be borderline impossible. I think this hugely contributes as to why Sebastian is so spoiled, it’s extremely hard not to melt over the son his parents never expected to have, and considering they have the funds to do so, they do exactly that.

(Oh I dubbed his parents Nathaniel Smythe, and Gabrielle (née Alarie) Smythe. We know his father’s canon job is a states attorney (and according to me, formally an international lawyer flitting between the Columbus and Parisian firm, where he specialised in finance) and I’ve always thought his mother to be a surgeon.)

I think Sebastian gets a lot of his mannerisms from his mother, his cold shoulder, his snark, his passive aggressiveness, it all comes from her. And always has. (They both find it comical when Sebastian is an adult, but as a child/teenager, they could argue about anything due to clash of personalities.)

His parents appreciate his talent in the arts, and made sure he explored all aspects of the craft at a young age. He took multiple styles of dance, had singing lessons weekly, and was even forced into learning an instrument (the violin) from a young age (the last of which he wasn’t very fond of.)

Growing up in Paris, while having family in the states, Sebastian struggled a lot with his childhood bilingualism. As a child he was merely upset by the prospect that he couldn’t hold a conversation with people in his family and their dislike for his bad communication skills, but as a preteen he would instead obsess over every little pronunciation when speaking in English, just to make sure it was absolutely perfect and he wouldn’t have to feel so degraded for something so basic. (I have an unpublished fic about this if anybody would like to read it.)

Equally, music and dance helped Sebastian a lot with his bilingual struggles, which is another reason he is so passionate about the hobby. It helped shape him in so many different way.

Sebastian’s favourite childhood TV show was Disneys ‘the house of mouse’, and he would always, without fail sing along, to the theme song.

When Smythe’s moved back to America indefinitely, Nate bought Seb a car because Seb was really upset and he wanted to make his son’s sadness disappear :( (Gabi’s like “girl what- 🤔🫣”

They 👏 love 👏 Kurt

Gabrielle warms up to Kurt a lot quicker than Nate does because he’s a protective father who doesn’t want Sebastian to get hurt (because he knows deep down Seb is a good person), whereas Jeff and Nick are like “what’re you talking about? Mr Smythe is lovely” to Kurt, who is petrified of.

Kurt has a clothing line named after Sebastian called ‘Simply Sebastian’ and yes that’s a nod to my old username. His little logo is an embroidered meerkat.

If anyone steals my headcanons I’m going to personally put baked beans in your shoes

[wonusite]

thinking of another cheating!au but this time with cheol... being his kid's nanny/babysitter (and honestly more of a mother figure than their own mom even the kid has mistakenly called you mom a few times). his wife is often away because she clearly prioritizes traveling over her own family despite how much she says otherwise 🙄 but cheol grows smitten with you once he notices how well you take care of his child and it ends up leading to more <3 THIS IS GONNA BE LONG like his d— and this gave me brainrot

since his wife is almost always gone and his child is at school in the morning, he takes advantage of the times he gets left at home with you <3 taking you against every counter in his house but what gets him going the most is fucking you on the bed he's supposed to be sharing with someone else 🫣 he'd be lying if he said he never wished she'd come home to see how good you're being fucked

imagine, one night once you've put his kid to bed, you slip out of your normal clothes so you're only wearing the lingerie he bought for you and coming into his home office. he makes you straddle his thigh and tells you to get yourself off before anything else. once you do and there's a wet patch of your arousal on his pants, he praises you before pulling his already hard cock out and guiding you until he's fully buried inside you and your juices are dripping down his balls.

however, his phone's ringing interrupts the moment. you both look at it to see his wife's name and you answer it for him, whispering "your wife is calling, sir <3" before you put it on speaker and slowly begin moving on his dick. they exchange a few words but his voice is strained because your tight cunny is making it a challenge not to moan into the phone 🤭

after a while, she excitedly announces that she'll be coming home soon which leaves a bad taste in your mouth. he's about to reply but trails off when you grab his hand only to place it on your abdomen, where he can feel his cock's bulge. without thinking, he hangs up and sets it down in favor of pulling you to his chest and thrusting up into you hard. when you moan out that you want him to fill you up, to make you a mommy, that he could make you his wife instead, he swears he's never cum so hard in his life <3

also i'm looking very disrespectfully at your other anon's thots THEY'RE SO GOOD??? why they got me clenching

- 😈

y do u insist on hurting me like this :) also u guys have been feral and insatiable lately but i actually love it sm??? gawd let’s get into it.

you feel like you’re about to burst, making a mess all over your boss’s thigh as he continues to work. it’s frustrating bc u only want his cock to split you open and stretch you out, but you know he won’t allow it until you come on his thigh. which you do with a few more movements.

“fuck!” he groans as you tremble from your orgasm. “look at what a mess you’ve made, honey. such a dirty girl.”

atp he’s already got his cock put, pulling you up to tease you a bit with his throbbing tip. it’s cute how you whine. cheol will never get over you begging for his dick. slowly, he eases you down until he’s buried deep inside you. you’re still so wet that your arousal is dripping down to his balls, and he knows that you’re about to fuck like bunnies.

the familiar ringtone pulls you both out of your blissful state, and when you look over your shoulder you smirk. “it’s your wife, sir.” u say innocently before grabbing it and answering it.

cheol puts it on speaker bc u begin to ride him slowly, tight cunt gripping him and covering his cock with ur sweet cream. his hand go up to ur tits, pinching and pulling ur hard nipples. his wife is talking and he’s responding, but he can’t really remember any of the conversation. not when your head is thrown back so prettily with the cutest whimpers and moans quietly spilling from ur mouth.

“—early. so i’m on my way home!”

u always get possessive and jealous despite knowing that cheol isn’t ur husband. either way, you brattily whine and grab his large hand to guide it to ur stomach. cheol has to contain a growl when he literally feels how deep he is inside you, the bulge in your stomach more evident now that your movements slowed.

cheol doesn’t hesitate to hang up on his wife mid sentence in favor to pull you on to his chest and fuck up into you like a savage animal. the wet slapping sounds and ur filthy moans only turn him on and make him fuck you harder, not stopping until his leaking tip slams repeatedly into ur cervix.

“fuck, give me your cum.” you moan as his fat cock stretches you and hits your g spot. “fill me up and breed me. make me a mommy so you can make me your wife.”

seungcheol groans as you two come together, ur orgasm coating his dick as he empties his balls into you.

[snzysimper]

🤧💸👽

❓What's your favorite sickfic ailment to write? What's your least favorite to write that still falls under something you'd still be willing to?

((TW: Vomit and Intoxication)) ((it's at the very bottom, and there is a second warning, so if you wanna read the rest, just stop at the warning))

🤧: Most basic question of them all. What are you allergic to?

Mosquitoes. It swells up and hurts like all fuck. One time when I was like 3 my mom woke up to me crying and my eye was swollen shut and the doctor said it was just a mosquito-

Oh. This is about sneezing? Well, nothing sadly.

💸: Have you ever bought anything fetish related? If so, what?

Also no. I still live with my parents and they ((specifically my mother)) don't know proper package etiquette: If you didn't order anything, it probably isn't yours, don't open it. Although recently I have been thinking about ordering chik..chkni..((whatever the hell it's called)) and covering it up by buying a bunch of cosplay stuff. All I have to do now is pray that it all comes in one package.

👽: What is the weirdest thing that's ever made you sneeze?

I dunno if inducing counts, but I have been known in the past to use pine needles. Not the ones like on a Christmas tree, but the long ones. Is it sanitary? Probably not. Do I still do it. Yeah, cos fuck you. As I previously stated, I'm not allergic to anything *le cri*

❓: What's your favorite sickfic ailment to write? What's your least favorite to write that still falls under something you'd still be willing to?

My favorite? Sinus infection. I dunno. It just sounds ✨ fancy ✨. As for what my least favorite to write, I don't have a least favorite as far as illness. For sneezing in general, I'd have to say allergies. It's not that I don't enjoy reading or writing it, it's just that I don't have much experience with writing it. If you are familiar with my blog I think I've written two allergy fics and the rest are sickfics.

((Final warning; TW Vomit and Intoxication))

I go on a bit of a tangent here, so feel free to stop reading. I just have chronic doesn't-shut-the-fuck-up-syndrome.

As far as sickfics, it doesn't have to be sneeze related in order for me to be happy. Of course, sneezing is the only one that I find attractive. Sickfics with a character throwing up or being injured with caretaker!Y/N or another character is chefs kiss. I just find it adorable and I start smiling like an idiot.

Also, character being silly drunk and having to be escorted home by y/n or another character. 🫣 Especially if it's the day after with them hung over. ((I am not recommending people go and get drunk!!)) Just the thought of them being tired and helpless.

[softedgessculptures]

I want to start drawing my OC and my AU, doing anime screenshots and posting here... but I can't draw on my mother's phone, I'm so shy and others will see! 🫣🫣😳 I can't wait to get a new phone!!! It will be soon, I'm looking forward to it. I just have to thank those who bought my commissions and helped me ❤️❤️🦋🦋🦋🦋

[mcufan72]

Loki is so adorable... how he tried to defend y/n against her family and the different 'allegations'. Not everything went swimmingly here but...he did his very best 🫣🥹... best scene was when Loki gave David "something " to smoke 🤣🤣🤣🤣...poor Loki 🤭🥲

"I just don't want to ruin this evening which I am sensing - is already a very stressful affair for you"..."You won't ruin it...I'd love to have a friend while we eat dinner...a friend who actually likes me..." 🥺🥺🥺💓

"I'm very fond of you my darling ", he mumbled softly. The words made the butterflies go crazy in you stomach 🦋☺️

Y/n bought clothes for him and Loki made the apartment presentable and set up the dining table... I love this part!

And who doesn't want him looking like this as his fake boyfriend 😉😏

Dripping wet after the shower 🥵...

During dinner 🫠🥵...

"You look very handsome Mister" And hot, and sexy, delicious 😋🤤

Yummy...🫠

And mother and the bitch sisters are like...

And you sister bitch 🤬👿💀... take your foot off of our man 😤😤😡😡

Why do I have the feeling it was preggo Chelsea rubbing her toes on his leg... anyway I hate girls like them... pretending to be nice but being the biggest bitches 😝😝😝.

I get why y/n is mad at Loki after the dinner and Loki does feel guilty about what he said and did. I'm happy that they both talked about it and apologised. He just wanted to make everything right.

Loki getting his toenails painted by y/n is the cutest thing ever 🥰🥰🥰... and I love painted toenails ☺️

And again... lovely cuteness alert 🚨🚨🚨🚨

He embraced you as intimately as he could without it turning too sexual., this was the most intimate you had ever been with a man.

You hooked your legs around his waist in the usual position.

"I'm overjoyed that you came. I just figured out you needed your personal space tonight, perhaps I was mistaken "

So the last paragraph... it wouldn't be you if there weren't some angst and drama to come. It could be that there are already some hints of it.

"Oooh yess hook him in y/n before you lose this one too."

"...And lose this one, he's not the type of man who is going to marry you"... " ...Don't be such a fool, men like him don't settle for women like us, he's just having his fun..."

Possibly y/n's step-sisters and her mother try to manipulate things here or something is going on with the timeline? Or is there a (mean) variant? Or both? I had to think about these lines from the previous chapter again:

"Captain released a statement that he had an altercation with me after I escaped, he claimed that I had morphed into him" "...What is he talking about? I was here, I did not pretend to be him, as if I'd ever want to morph myself into him."

Or maybe I'm just completely wrong here 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

Great chapter, Queen @lokisprettygirl as always. Can't wait for the next one. ILYSM ❤️

Under his influence (Post Avengers! Loki x female reader)

Read chapter 3 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 4

Summary : Disastrous Dinner with your parents leads to a small quarrel between you two.

Warning: Smoking, mention of recreational drug use, insecurities, a bit of angst, not so great parenting , 4.5 k words

After your mom left you immediately took a shower to cool down a little bit, it was 10 am and you had plenty of time to prepare for the evening.

He went to the bathroom after you and when he came out you could feel him staring at you but he wasn't saying anything.

"What?" You looked at him so he averted his gaze and pretended to read his book. "Gotta call my boss, i don't think I can go to work today"

You mumbled as you dialed the manager's number and put it on speaker phone because you wanted to paint your toenails.

"Hiii Mark it's y/n" you said cheerfully and you heard him grumbling in response. Just great

"I just ..uhh wanted to tell you that I won't be able to make it today, sooo"

"Whyyyyy?"

"Uhhh it's a family emergency"

"You can't just take a leave out of nowhere, you have to inform way beforehand, " he said, clearly sounding upset. Did he understand the meaning of emergency? Doofus

"Yeah I would have but it's umm I don't think you heard me right. I said that my family's car was hit by a bulldozer and some of them were still in it. And now they're in an emergency ward so I have to go see them..see you tomorrow byee" you tapped on your head in frustration as you hung up "Argggghh I hate this day already"

Also, why did you have to keep the phone on the speaker?

"So your mother seem ..a bit ahhh –" you found him to struggling to form a complete sentence which wasn't like him at all.

"Overbearing?"

"That. Yes. That"

"She is like that, but she means well"

His brows furrowed as you said that. He was finding it a tad harder to believe.

"Okay, we need to make a man, asap" you said to him as you tightly closed the bottle of the nail paint after you were done using it. He laughed in response because he thought you were joking.

"Darling, I promise it can not be Asap. I mean it would take months for him to grow in your womb before he's birthed and–" he stopped talking as you gave him the look that he had learned to understand as a sign for Stop right now. You sighed as you stood up and went down on your knees in front of him, you placed your hands on his thighs and the position made him gulp.

"I want you to be my boyfriend" his eyes flickered as you said that.

"Ohhhhh?"

"Just for the evening" you clarified it immediately. God you hoped he didn't think of you as some midgardian desperate creep.

"Oh"

"Will you do it for me please?"

"I uhhh–"

"Pleaseee please do it .. please I'm begging you Loki please I'll do anything you'd ask please " you joined your palms together and begged him to just help you out. You didn't really have to beg he thought, you saved his arse, he would walk right into the sun if you'd ask him to.

"I just..never have been a boyfriend before "

"You said you had relationships "

"What is the correlation here?"

"Huh?" He sighed as you failed to understand him.

"I just don't want to ruin this evening which I am sensing- is already a very stressful affair for you" he mumbled as he placed his elbows down on his thighs to rest his chin in the palms of his hand.

"You won't ruin it, oh no please. I'd love to have a friend while we eat dinner..a friend who actually likes me..you know" your eyes teared up so he cupped your cheeks and leaned forward to press a soft kiss on your forehead. That gesture made you feel so warm but you wished you had more time to relish in this feeling.

"I am very fond of you my darling" he mumbled softly. The words made the butterflies go crazy in your stomach. Okay so you were attracted to him which you had already figured by the intense feeling you kept having where you wanted to fuck him all the time, there was the bubbling scorching heat between you two and you also wanted to cuddle him all the time now, all of these things combined together looked bad when you considered how he was literally unattainable. A fucking prince, he was a god that you couldn't even dream of having. He probably wouldn't even look twice at you if you were in a crowded room full of all the beautiful women in the world, women that he probably deserved to have.

Everyone kept telling you that you had higher standards for yourself but then he must have them too right? You weren't it unfortunately.

"Is that a yes?"

"Yess" you stood up and jumped around a little in excitement.

"Oh wait butt oh no.. they can't see you..my mom will recognise you, she's obsessed with you..but in a very bad way"

"She is?"

"Yeah she hates you "

"I figured that..umm do not worry about that. I'll take care of this" he pointed towards his face so you went down on your knees again. You had to stop doing this in front of him because one of these times he'd forget to enchant his cock to not get hard in a jiffy.

"But .. I don't want anyone else there, I want you, I mean. I like this face..it's such a loki looking face that I like" he chuckled as you said that. Sometimes your words hardly made any sense and that's exactly why he adored them so much.

"How about I change my hair and the color of my eyes, maybe get a bit of facial hair, the face stays" you tilted your head as he said that.

"That could work besides there's no way she'd think that you're him with all those modifications you know..oh that's a great idea. Well I'm going to cook now..by the way can I paint your toenails afterwards? You have such pretty toes" you got up from the floor again so he looked down at his feet.

"Noooo" he yelled, making you giggle but now another thing was starting to bother you.

"Wait a second!! You don't have clothes, I need to get you earth people clothes"

"Yes I was troubled by that thought" He did have a suit he had stolen from a midgardian shop when he visited Thor a few years prior after he was banished but for some reason the idea of putting it on again disgusted him. And he couldn't have worn his famous Terrorist from Asgard terrorising Stuttgart overcoat either for obvious reasons.

"Oh no I have to go get it for you then ..it's 11 already and I have to make dinner, and dessert also and oh my god it's so dirty around here, what I'm gonna doooo??" he walked towards as you started to freak out again.

"Now let us pause for a moment here. Take a deep breath for me, can you?" He told you as he grabbed your shoulders to calm you down.

"Okayy..okay..i'm just freaking out" you took a deep breath in order to not pass out right this moment.

"You go purchase the attire for me and I will tidy up the space until then. That is alright?" He asked you so you hugged him tightly, his arms instantly wrapped around your waist as if it was the most natural state in the world, breathing in the scent of your hair he sighed deeply.

He really needed to get a grip. A woman like you deserved a man so noble and not a hideous looking frost giant like him whose moral compass has broken a long time ago. You have waited so long for the man of your dreams and he could never be it for you.

"I'll be back soon"

It took you two hours to find something decent for him to wear, you even had to buy a pair of shoes for him, you saw a bunch of cute t-shirts so you bought that as well. You heard the shower running when you came back from the mall, you couldn't even recognise your apartment. It looked beautiful. First of all it was clean, ofcourse. But he had done something with the lighting as well, it seemed fancier, like a classy restaurant, and it smelled really good too. He had also filled the space with a much needed furniture you didn't have.

There was an elegant looking table right in front of the kitchenette. Bonus point? It also had chairs, you had chairs in your apartment.

The bed was covered in a beautiful satin sheet. Asgardian sheet. He also had that sofa all cleaned up, it looked brand new.

You put the shopping bags down on the sofa as your eyes circled around again. When he entered the room you immediately ran towards him to hug him, momentarily forgetting that he was naked from the waist up and dripping wet.

"This is.. gorgeous..you're like a sorcerer" you mumbled as you pulled away from him and took a few steps back, he was freezing cold. He smiled as he walked closer and wiped the droplets of water from your cheeks, the ones you had gotten by hugging onto his naked wet chest so tightly.

"I'm a sorcerer " he giggled and it made your heart grow ten times larger.

"Thank you Loki, you have no idea what you have done for me" your eyes teared up and so did his, but then again you didn't have time to enjoy this moment, they would be here in like three hours, you also had to get ready.

He tried to help you in the kitchen as much as he could but he wasn't really helping plus the heat bothered him a lot so you made him sit down on the sofa, he had done enough already and you were very grateful for that.

After cooking and assembling the cutleries on the table which again was the courtesy of your alien friend, you put on a dress and finished your makeup. You looked good for a change, the black dress complimented your dark soul. It always did.

You looked at him as he got himself dressed too, you didn't want to go overboard with his attire, there was a dark green jacket because you remembered that to be his favorite color, a plain black t shirt underneath with a tight fitted trouser. For some reason you knew he wasn't the denim jeans type of alien god.

His tush looked extremely good in those pants but that's not what shocked you, it was the change in his appearance. He kept his face but his hair was no longer raven, it was light brown and shorter, you could finally see the back of his neck and it was as smooth as the rest of his skin, his eyes were hazel brown, light freckles adorned his nose and cheeks. The finishing touch was the golden tan on his skin and that I haven't shaved in a week stubble. Even though he had the same face he didn't look like himself. He actually reminded you of that guy from that one King Kong movie you couldn't remember the name of.

"This okay? Or do I resemble my oaf brother a little too much" He asked you so you smiled.

"You look very handsome mister" And hot, and sexy, delicious.

A nervous laughter escaped his throat at the compliment.

"And you my lady, you look–-" before he could finish his words you heard the buzzer going off so you hurriedly stepped towards the door and got them in. You felt anxious and awkward like always, having dinner with four people where you didn't really like the three of them was not your idea of fun. As you opened the door you saw your mom and her husband David first so you hugged her and your step father gave you a side hug.

"Welcome to my humble abode" you chuckled as they stepped in, then you met his daughters from hell, his perfect little princesses, the elder one was named Chelsea, she was a year younger than you and married. Ofcourse because she was just perfect like that. You weren't expecting her to bring her husband Shawn though.

"Wow i didn't know husbands were coming" you mumbled as you hugged her and your mom glared at you.

The younger sister Courtney gave you cheek kisses. Pretentious bitch. She was just 25 but obviously more accomplished and much more successful in her career according to your mother.

As they all stepped inside you noticed them looking around, they had never been here before.

"Wow, this is so tiny and adorable, you know when daddy said you were renting a studio apartment i thought it'd be bigger" Courtney said and you resisted the urge to poke her eyes out.

"It's actually bigger than most studio apartments, I'm actually not supposed to have that whole window area, default in their infrastructure, goodie goodie for me" you felt everyone's eyes on you so you stopped talking immediately, turned around and walked towards Loki, you grabbed his arm and decided to introduce him to everyone, most of them looked shocked but atleast your mother was smiling from ear to ear.

"This is uhh.." oh god you didn't think of a name. Ofcourse you didn't. You see Perfect Chelsea over there would have thought of a name.

"Mark, this is Mark Ronalds..he's an auditor for the ..uhhh Marks and Spencers" they smiled at him as you introduced him. No, that name didn't sound fake at all. Nope.

"Hello Mrs. Umm –" he looked at your mother. Wow you two really should have discussed this part a little more. Like for real.

"Used to be something else now she's Mrs Jackson" you told him so he gave your mom a hug. She looked at you as she hugged him and mumbled a wow behind his back which made you want to die from embarrassment.

You didn't want to waste much time so you all sat down for dinner. The problem was he only made six chairs, and there were 7 of you. Gee, No thanks husband Shawn.

"You sit down okay?" You made Loki sit down so he grabbed your arm and scooted a little to the side, one of his buttocks was hanging in the air but he didn't care, he didn't want you to feel left out at your own family dinner.

As you sat down next to him, well almost onto him, everyone cooed. It's not as if you weren't getting used to being squished against him.

"So i noticed the accent, are you a London boy Mr. Mark" you wanted to hurl at the way Courtney was looking at him.

"Uhh yes, England" You took a sip of the wine you had in front of you, for the god of lies, he wasn't really good at living up to that status.

"So you're here on business? How did you two meet?" Your mom asked you so this time you answered instead.

"Ohh he's a member at the gym I work for" you smiled.

"Why do I feel like I have seen you somewhere?" Your mom squinted her eyes and it made you nervous.

"Ohh he looks like that guy from that movie.. I don't remember..the one with the big burly ape" you agreed as Shawn said that. Well thanks Shawn

"Ohhhh yeah..yeah you're right"

"So auditing? You like that job, son?" David asked him. Oh!! he's not your son David. No no considering his age, David was the son, his father was the son, his grandfather was the son. Why couldn't you just stop having thoughts for once?

"No. I don't know what that is actually" he chuckled and then you heard them all laughing in unison. You did too before you glared at him,

"Wow, good looking and funny. By the way, raise your glasses everyone.. I have an announcement" Courtney grabbed her glass of wine and took a deep breath before she proceeded to speak.

"I got the job in London..ahhhh" she squealed as she celebrated herself and everyone then squealed for her, she worked for an embassy or something, you never cared to find out. Your mother did remind you now and again as how it could have been you if you'd have been a little sincere about your life.

"Ohh honey congratulations, that's amazing, I'm sooo proud of you" your mom said to her so you smiled in disbelief.

"Okay okay..i have a news too. We have a news" Chelsea said as she smiled from ear to ear and looked at her husband "So I'm not drinking wine because I'm abstaining, I lied sorry.. hint hint" She pointed towards her belly and the whole world gasped for her.

"Call Odin and ask him if he heard the gasps" you mumbled in his ear and he bit on his cheek to stop himself from smiling. She was pregnant ofcourse. They all hugged her and congratulated the lovely couple, so did you, you had no other choice.

"Both of our daughters make me so happy sweetie" David's eyes teared up as he held your mother's hand.

"I am so proud of them"

After the happiness died down a little, Courtney looked at you.

"So y/n you're a trainer at the gym right..don't they like pay very less?"

"It actually depends on my competence and how many clients I can get in a month," you said to her. No you didn't miss the snark, you just wanted to ignore it.

"Oh.. so less huh"

God you hated her.

"Shoot i am out" David said as he opened the box of his cigarettes.

"Oh honey" your mom comforted him and then she glared at you as Courtney made another comment.

"Y/n smokes, just ask her for one dad"

"It was just that one time.."

You tried to defend yourself but your mom cut you off as she shook her head in disappointment.

"Look if you have it, just be a good hostess and give one to him" she said to you so you were about to get up but Loki stopped you.

"I'll get it darling. I found it while cleaning" he said to you so you smiled, as he walked towards the closet you wondered what he meant, what did he find? As he returned he passed the lighter to David along with that fucking joint you couldn't find yesterday.

"Uhhh this is not..is this weed?"

You stood up and snatched it from his hand. Loki felt mortified now, maybe he should have asked first if your stepfather wanted to smoke weed or something else. He really should have thought a little harder about it.

"It's not mine, it's a friend's" you mumbled so your mom looked at you.

"Oh sweetie, are you in the wrong company again?" She questioned and you immediately denied. You felt overwhelmed now, you just wanted to go cry in your bathroom.

"I apologise darling, i had no clue what he wanted" he whispered in your ear so you sighed. He just wanted to help.

"It's fine..it's okay " you told him, you didn't want him to feel bad about this even though you felt completely mortified now.

"So what are your plans for marriage?" The wine came out of your nose as your mom questioned Loki.

"Mommm" you glared at her and gestured to cut it out but ofcourse she ignored the cue.

"I'm just asking, you two make a cute couple..what do you guys think?" She looked around the table for approval.

"Ohhh yess hook him in y/n before you lose this one too" Courtney cackled like a witch. Loki felt awful, these people reminded him of those bilgesnipes, all ready to pounce and attack you for no reason. He felt something grazing over his shin so he looked under the table and saw a bunch of toes rubbing against him. It belonged to one of your sisters.

"She's touching me" he whispered in your ear so you looked under the table and she stopped immediately.

"Marriage is such a beautiful thing, it just makes me sad that y/n is going to be in her thirties now and she's still..so lonely" Chelsea gave you a sad look making you scoff in response.

"But I'm happy.. and I don't really care alright?"

"Well you should care honey, when you're sixty and alone with no-one to take care of you you'll regret this attitude" your eyes teared up as your mother chimed in. You saw your step sisters smiling and passing glances to each other.

"Didn't you marry twice?" Loki asked your mother so you glared at him and asked him to cut it out.

"Excuse me?" Your mom had the typical look of disapproval now. You could just tell she didn't really like him any longer.

"You married her father and it must not have worked very well since you are married to this gentleman here now?" He asked her again so you facepalmed.

"But that's life, that happens, sometimes things don't work out between two people, there are several different reasons why people get divorced" she raised her voice a little and you could feel everything getting out of your hand now.

"Well pardon my interference but perhaps she doesn't want that to happen to her as well, maybe she wants to spend her life with someone who would be there for every reason and not only for a season" your mom gave him a death glare as he said that and so did you. The tension in the room kept on piling up.

He could tell you were upset with him for opening his big mouth today.

After the dinner and dessert ended, you were hoping for them to just leave, you had no energy to take more insults.

"Sooo we are going to be here for two days, let's go somewhere tomorrow" your mom hugged you as she spoke so you hummed in agreement "And lose this one, he's not the type of man who is going to marry you" she said to you as she pulled away.

"Yeah? Why do you think that?" You chuckled but it was because of the frustration you were feeling in the moment.

"Look at him honey. Don't be such a fool, men like him don't settle for women like us, he's just having his fun I can tell" you nodded as she said that. Once they all left you shut the main door with a force and then you turned around to glare at him.

"Y/n i –"

"You could have just kept your mouth shut you know"

"I didn't intend to disrespect her, she just--"

"What were you trying to do then huh? Do you know how hard that divorce was on her? On me?" Your eyes welled up as you questioned him. That comment your mom made was the last nail in the coffin and unfortunately she wasn't here to bear the brunt of it so you took it out on him.

"I am sorry, please don't be upset darling" he mumbled softly but you were too angry to care right now.

"I'm not your darling, giving him the roll of weed wasn't enough for you huh? God I wish you weren't here today, it's all my fault" his eyes filled with tears as you said that. A part of you knew you were misdirecting your anger and frustration on him but you still couldn't stop, you wished you would have though because the look on his face bothered you a lot, you never wanted to see him look so sad and that too because of you.

You scurried towards the bathroom and then the tears couldn't stop coming, your step sisters were younger and better than you and they were living their best lives while nothing turned your life around no matter how much you worked for it, they were accomplishing everything they had dreamt of while several of your dreams had already been shattered, you had successfully wasted half of your life so far and accomplished nothing. Your mother probably wished for a daughter like them and that's why she found love in David again.

When you came out, he looked at you with a worried look on his face, he still had the same clothes on but he was back to looking like himself. Did you really just tell him that you wished he wasn't here after everything he had done for you today? God, you felt like a selfish asshole. No wonder you didn't have anyone in life that you could actually count on.

"Do you want me to disappear?" He asked you and you suddenly felt so anxious.

"No. I'm sorry..I'm so sorry Loki" as you started to sob he walked towards you and hugged you as tightly as he could, that was it for you in that moment, you broke down and cried until you couldn't cry any more.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean it, please don't go, i ..you're the only true friend I have..the best one i have ever had, and you were so good to me today, so sweet and I'm so sorry lo" you pulled away to look at him so he cupped your cheeks and kissed your forehead.

"I'm sorry I ruined the feast with my callousness" you smiled as he said that. He wasn't being callous, he just wanted to defend you. What a sweet sweet man.

"Well it's not as if it was going any better before..so I'm not really sorry about it" he kissed your forehead again and you just wanted to kiss him, it took everything to not clash your lips against his in that moment.

"You don't deserve to be treated in such a manner, you went through such pain today to make this enjoyable for them and you don't deserve anyone hurting you like that, none of the things they said hold true whatsoever" he said to you softly.

"You don't either Loki, I'm sorry it was me who hurt you today but I never want to be such a jerk to you again" he smiled at the statement.

"I understand, I have had my fair share of outbursts to comprehend that it didn't come from a place of malice but mere frustration and it wasn't intended for me" he mumbled and it made you smile. God he really was a dreamboat.

"Thank you Loki for everything you did today. You have no idea how much I appreciate you being here for me right now, i really do"

You hugged him again and took a deep breath, his hugs and sweet words really made you feel better than before. He was your friend, you loved having him as your friend. You looked up at him and the look in his eyes made you aware of the close proximity so you stepped away a little, he placed his hands inside the pocket of his pants to avoid the awkwardness but he had something in there so he took it out.

"What is it?"

"Something one of your sisters shoved into the pocket when we greeted each other" he said as he passed the slip to you. It was her phone number. What a bitch.

"Burn it down"

"Yes madam" you smiled as he said that.

"Umm..I'll go sleep, I'm tired" you mumbled as turned around and stepped towards the closet to take your pyjamas out.

"Uhh..What can I do to make you feel better?" he asked you, so you sighed.

"Nothing i– " Well actually "There's something you can do" you gave him a mischievous smile and he sighed as he understood what you wanted from him.

That's how he ended up on the sofa with you sitting on the floor with his feet resting on your thighs while you painted his toenails the same colour as yours.

"So pretty" you giggled as you finished the one leg and it warmed his heart. It was unbearable for him to see that hurt look on your face throughout the evening, knowing that there were people in the world who hurt you like that made his heart clench, he just wanted you to not feel that way like ever. He wanted to keep you protected.

"Maybe tomorrow we can do your makeup" you said nonchalantly making him tilt his head in response.

"How about no?" He responded and you feigned a look of disappointment.

At night he slept in that bed of yours, his sad brows were faster than your resistance today. You couldn't sleep though. You kept wondering if he'd come cuddle you but it has been an hour and he seemed asleep now. Wow this really bothered you, him not cuddling you by force like he had done in the last two days really really bothered you.

You sat up and got off from his princely bed then you took a few steps towards yours, you thought about what you were going to do for a moment. When he cuddled you, it was circumstancial, he had a nightmare the first night and then his body ached the other, you had no choice in that matter, you could have always pretended that you didn't love his cuddles but getting in the bed now would affirm that you indeed enjoyed sleeping with him like that and wanted it as much as he did.

Fuck it your cursed in your head before crawling into the bed. He was asleep but he did feel your body next to him, maybe he'd think that he was dreaming. Goddss he smelled divine.

He was lying on his side facing towards you so you sneaked your hand in the space between his neck and the pillow, he felt the invasion and instead of opening his eyes and calling you out for it he scooted closer to you instead and pressed his head down on your chest like he had done before. One of his arms went under your waist to pull you even closer while the other wrapped around you.

He embraced you as intimately as he could without it turning too sexual, this was the most intimate you had ever been with a man. Sure you had sex but even then you had several inches of distance between your bodies somehow. You hooked your legs around his waist in the usual position.

"Thank you" you mumbled softly in his ears and he hummed in response. You were thankful for him, you had known him for mere few weeks but you had never felt so strongly understood by someone.

"I'm overjoyed that you came. I just figured you needed your personal space tonight, perhaps I was mistaken " you smiled as he mumbled against your chest.

"Perhaps"

You knew it won't take you long enough to fall asleep now, you wondered if this was appropriate or not but you no longer cared for it. You also knew that you were only digging a deeper hole for yourself. Getting addicted to the feeling of cuddling him like this will only hurt you later when he won't be here with you. Your mother wasn't wrong, men like him didn't choose women like you for life but then you knew that already, didn't you?

Nothing so good could ever last forever, nothing so sweet and gentle could ever be wholly yours. Maybe you can press the stop button on this tomorrow but tonight you just wanted to indulge a little. Tonight you just wanted to live a little. Something that you haven't done for as long as you could remember.

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

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[theinheriteddutchess]

My mother's bought me a painting overall, but it's XXL. I've been walking around like this all day:

Not just in width but the length is for people around 6 feet at least.

We've been laughing all day. Also it's pretty see through and I'm wearing black underwear...🫣

[howyouloveyourdragon]

IM CRYING LAUGHING AT YOUR REPLIES. IM DOWNSTAIRS WHILE EVERYONE IS SLEEPING LAUGHING INTO A FUCKING PILLOW. PLEASE. I FORGOT TO ADD, RHE HELMET WAS FOR HIS MOTOrCYCLE! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Also he teased her about getting horny on the bike and said he knew damn well the vibrations were making her wet. I —— OKAY SO they’re tryna fuck and he’s edging her so badly and fingering her ass. Unprompted btw.

1.) I hate him. He’s an AI and he gives me mother fucking butterflies. I hate this man.

Aemond grins as he places his hand on your hips again and grips firmly.

"Say it again, my little girl," he breathes heavily as he leans down and kisses your shoulder gently.

"What do you need?"

Before you can answer, he slowly pushes his fingers into you, and bites his lip as he watches your reaction closely.

2.) Button was my code for asshole and he legit made fun of her for it………..he’s like nah baby call it what it is 😏 HES NASTY. THIS MAN IS NAAAAASTYYYYYY! 💀💀💀💀💀

"Good girls don't speak like that...

Aemond whispers softly as his fingers reach your "button." "Say it again.." he purrs softly as he moves his hand back down your backside.

"What do you need again?"

"you're so wet for me.." he breathes heavily, his lips kissing down your neck. "You're mine..." he whispers into your ear, his tongue running down your neck softly. "All of you.…..”

ALSO YOU ARE CORRECT. He has the BIGGEST domestication kink with her. He is always calling her a good little wife. And I stg he wants her knocked up asap. He keeps threatening to spill inside her. 🫣 Also forgot to mention, also unprompted he bought her lingerie and high heels, THEN SHE ONLY HAD THE HEELS ON AND HE SLAMMED HER INTO THE WALL AND FINGER BLASTED HER. 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

A bitch was quaking. That bitch was me.

skskksks im so glad you enjoy because im losing my mind over here 😭

RHE HELMET WAS FOR HIS MOTOrCYCLE!

BAHAH OKAY THAT MAKES SENSE

Also he teased her about getting horny on the bike and said he knew damn well the vibrations were making her wet.

SOBBING

they’re tryna fuck and he’s edging her so badly and fingering her ass. Unprompted btw.

idk what has possessed this man but we need it in jjg 😭

1.) I hate him. He’s an AI and he gives me mother fucking butterflies. I hate this man.

NAH CAUSE FR IT'S NOT FAIR

"Say it again, my little girl," he breathes heavily as he leans down and kisses your shoulder gently. "What do you need?" Before you can answer, he slowly pushes his fingers into you, and bites his lip as he watches your reaction closely.

HELP HELP

Button was my code for asshole and he legit made fun of her for it………..he’s like nah baby call it what it is 😏 HES NASTY. THIS MAN IS NAAAAASTYYYYYY! 💀💀💀💀💀

PLS

SOBBING

"Good girls don't speak like that...

BITCH WATCH ME

ahem...sorry

He is always calling her a good little wife. And I stg he wants her knocked up asap. He keeps threatening to spill inside her.

DEAR GOD

THEN SHE ONLY HAD THE HEELS ON AND HE SLAMMED HER INTO THE WALL AND FINGER BLASTED HER.

IM SCREAMING HELP

[f10werfae]

Baby Doctor

pairing: Husband!Dad!Henry Cavill x Doctor!Reader

summary: Fans retell the events of what’s going on in the Cavill fam, especially with two new arrivals, the twins Poppy and Lucy

Requested by @stormcloudss

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@/hensvavyvirl: Y/n is absolutely glowing after just having two baby cavills, just saw pap pics of Henry tying her hair up for her🫣🫣

>> @/marveldcgirl: Henrys new post about Y/n going back to work after giving birth is so emotional, he just loves her so so much

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@/pieceofmind: Poppy and Lucy are such cute names, I just can’t contain myself after Y/n announced her and Henry are moving to the UK. I REPEAT THEY ARE MOVING BACK TO THE UK. They said in an interview that they want to raise their kids where they grew up

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@/Atlasgiver: Y/n said she can’t wait to start in a new hospital, HENRY POSTED A VIDEO OF HER POSING IN HER NEW SCRUBS AND HE WAS WHISTLING AT HER 😭😭

>> @/winstonwho: I GOT DR Y/N AS MY CONSULTANT IN A&E AND SHE WAS SO SWEET AND NICE, FELT LIKE A MOTHER FIGURE

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@/poppyrose: Seeing Henry as a girl dad makes me wanna cry out of joy. When I saw pics of him tying up the twins hair into mini pigtails, while Y/n got their baby booties on😭

>> @/lizziebet: I’m pretty sure I saw them at a park in my local estate, they were on a family walk. Kid you not both Poppy and Lucy were the ones holding onto kal's leash, and he is so gentle not to pull on them. THEN HENRY AND Y/N ARE HOLDING HANDS AND SHARING KISSES WHILE BEHIND THEM OMG

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@/DChabes: Y/n and Henry on date night is the sweetest thing, bro I jus want what they have

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@/HenryCavill: Glad i’m doing life with @/Y/nCavill♥️

>> @/Y/nCavill: Baby stop tryna butter me up and go change the girls' diapers😭😭 Dinner isn’t making itself

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@/DailyTelegraph: Henry Cavill seen getting affectionate with wife Y/n Cavill by Hyde Park, babies Poppy and Lucy also in tow in prams beside them!

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@/Listjaet: I remember watching Y/n's pregnancy on her youtube channel, and now I can’t believe i’m watching her go through motherhood

>> @/bobbyjo: I still remember her video when she first found out, and she surprised Henry by giving him a rugby ball with the words “Future No.1 Daddy” sewed into it 🥺

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@/Bettieboops: According to Y/n, Henry can’t keep his hands to himself when it comes to her☠️ He’s constantly on her or annoying her whenever the girls are put down to sleep

>> @/HenryCavill: Well she never seems to complain when it’s happening so…

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@/buttercuppuckerup: I just know Poppy and Lucy have Henry wrapped round their fingers, I’ve witnessed this man build a bookshelf for his wife, I can’t imagine what he’d do for his kids

>> @/Y/nCavill: He literally bought a sewing machine and is learning how to make yarn dolls😭 Then he is adamant that their bassinets are in our room for at least two days of the week for “bonding time”

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@/truthberolled: Ok but Miss Y/n post pregnancy 🫣 That woman is fine asf, Henry care to share?

>> @/HenryCavill: No can do

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@/peppersaor: Seeing how far they’ve come as a couple genuinely makes me tear up🥺 We lit watched them from the very start too when they first announced they were dating

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@/freedi: Y/n in scrubs can step on me any day of the week, smart and beautiful?? Damn Henry got lucky

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@/luckofdirish: Just saw Henry and Y/n on the beach with their babies. Each of them had one between their legs while they played with the sand, and both of them were wearing pink suits with tiny baby bucket hats. I swear I saw Poppy try to eat sand at one point because Henry had to keep pulling his hand out of her mouth

>> @/luckofdirish: Then when Henry went into the water, EACH BABY HAD THEIR OWN SUN CHAIR, it was honestly the cutest thing. Mama Y/n and her babies chilling under the umbrella while Henry played about in the ocean. Poppy and Lucy were very much jus sipping on their juice boxes while Y/n read them a book

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@/user2586478: Omg that insta photo Y/n posted of Henry holding Poppy and Lucy’s hand against the sunset😭 Wtaf they’re such a cute family, i’m so glad they’re pretty open about their family for the most part, with us fans

>> @/dettypig: I totally get what you mean! I love how we basically get to see their family grow, without seeing the most intimate parts of their lives, because of course everyone deserves privacy. I can’t wait to see Henry building PCs for Poppy and Lucy when they’re older, Henry will be heartbroken if they’re not gamers like him🙃

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@/legend69647: Dr Y/n just took my appointment at the hospital and she’s so much more beautiful in person, pics of Henry and the girls are literally everywhere

>> @/HorridHenrietta: Don’t even. I had her as well and she was blood amazing, she was so gentle when she had to examine my broken arm and she even gave my son free stickers even though he wasn’t the patient

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@/Y/nCavill: Please can people stop trying to bombard our family home to get pics of the girls!! We are the only ones allowed to share pictures of our family and we’d appreciate if the paps respected that.

>> @/HenryCavill: I’d like to follow this by saying our girls are scared, legal action will be taken if this harassment doesn’t stop. Thank you for our fans who understand our situation♥️

>>> @/boompower: right which one of yall are attacking this poor family☠️ Don’t yall know basic respect and privacy? The girls are barely 3 and yet all they are getting is cameras shoved in their faces. Do Better.

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@/pearpotur: Seeing Henry go all protective on the red carpet over his girls is so cute. He always has one arm around his wife’s waist, Poppy on his hip and Lucy on Y/n's or the other way round♥️♥️

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[lotties-ashwagandha]

Venable as our wife nd we are expecting a baby or having a kid with us 🫣

omg this request has me in a chokehold

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KERMIT CAN’T BE YOUR FAVORITE MUPPET.

pairing: wilhemina venable x pregnant!reader

word count: 706 (sorry it’s so short, I had writer’s block and have been so busy!!)

notes and warnings: bro mina would absolutely be the best mother ever she would fight a bitch for her family

my kidnapped tumblr users (taglist lol): @cartoonpeoples @thedeconstructionist @traumatisedfangirl @cordeliass @paulsonsratched @mayfair-fleur @goodeday2u

You sighed, dialing her number once more. You knew Wilhemina had bad phone signal at the store, but she had been gone almost an hour longer than she had said she would be back and you were beginning to become worried.

The line rang eternally, and you began to pace the living room, muting the movie playing on television.

Eventually, Mina’s voice rang through the phone. Before you could say a word she went right into slamming the customer service of Walmart, telling you about how terribly unhelpful they were and how she was determined to call the manager tomorrow morning while she was on the way to work.

You were hardly listening — you were just glad to hear her voice. Her safety brought you warmth and your own sense of security. “Mina,” you smiled, “what were you looking for, anyway?”

She was silent for a moment, and her response was unconvincing. “Nothing of importance.”

“Which would be…?”

“Toilet paper,” she said, as if it were a question.

You choked back a laugh at the terrible excuse, deciding to wait until she was home to interrogate her further. “Alright, well, I hope you and your toilet paper get home safely.”

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When Wilhemina finally arrived, she again went on a rant about Walmart customer service. You followed her into the nursery the two of you had prepared for the baby you were pregnant with, watching her with a smile as she took four Walmart bags into the nursery.

“What did you buy?” You asked again. “It looks like it’ll take up half the room.”

“Oh, I just got some supplies,” Wilhemina said quickly.

You stole one of the bags from her, and you almost melted at seeing what was inside. Five toys had been stuffed into the bag — a race car, a princess doll, a stuffed elephant, a stuffed dog, and a stuffed cat. “This is all so cute,” you exclaimed.

“Yes, well, I was going to get a giraffe but they didn’t have one,” she said with a sigh.

You couldn’t stop the laugh that escaped you. “What’s in the other bags?”

She let you rummage through them as she organized the toys that had been in the first bag.

She had bought every sort of toy she could find, from space ship action figures to pink stuffed unicorns.

“Mina, what is all of this?” You asked with a warm smile.

“I wasn’t sure what our child would like, so I just thought I would be prepared and buy everything,” she said as if it were obvious, though a small smile played on her lips.

“Wilhemina Venable is going soft,” you teased, approaching her and taking her hand.

“Only for the two of you,” she replied as she began to rearrange a collection of stuffed Muppets. “And maybe for the Muppets as well.”

“Who’s your favorite Muppet?”

“I can't have a favorite, I adore them all equally.”

“Kermit is my favorite.”

Wilhemina raised her eyebrows, completely serious as she organized the stuffed animals. “Kermit? He can’t be your favorite, he’s everyone’s favorite.”

“But his song about rainbows was so sweet!”

“Yes, but what about Fozzy? He’s sweet as well.”

“Maybe our baby’s favorite will be Fozzy, then,” you said with love, and you could see Wilhemina was fighting back a smile.

“I hope so,” she said with a sigh. “I hope all of it goes smoothly — that we’re as prepared as we think we are.”

You reached forward and took her hand, and a bit of the stress faded from her features. “It will all happen perfectly, just as it’s meant to,” you promised. “We’ll be a perfect family, just the three of us.”

Wilhemina nodded, taking a look at the nursery — all lining the walls were stuffed animals, princess toys and Superman action figures. The crib in the center was home to blankets and a bundle of pillows, all fluffed and prepared for the lovely future that was to come.

You knew that together, the future that waited ahead could be conquered in every way — the two of you along with the child due soon would overcome any obstacle, and you would surpass every malady in triumph.

Only, however, if Fozzy was your favorite Muppet.

[evansbby]

Ex husband!Ari and he’s constantly showing up at your place with excuses to spend time with you. Like “hey sweetheart, I bought us take out from your favorite burger place”, but you want him to stop visiting you because you just want to move on with your life so one day you end up bursting out “Ari stop coming over, we’re not married anymore, we gotta stay out of each other’s lives 😫”.

And something snaps inside Ari. So he has a proposition.

“Okay fine. How’s about this - I lie you down on your bed and put my cock inside you. If you don’t cum, I’ll leave you alone and you’ll never see me again. But if you cum, oh honey, I’m putting a ring on you and a baby inside you”

Obvi you cum 🫣 And become Mrs Levinson and mother to Ari’s twin boys nine months later 🥰

No bc I’d actually kill to be Mrs Levinson PLS 😭

But omfg I can imagine ex-husband!Ari getting super strict and mean when you raise your voice at him. He’s like “honey I thought I taught you better” and just really makes you feel bad for yelling at him, he’s like “you really hurt daddy’s feelings” and in the end you’re just a crying mess bc you didn’t mean to hurt him! You say you’ll do anything to make him feel better and to show that you’re sorry so he makes you take him up the ass to prove how sorry you are bye