snzysimper
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I write fanfic and draw art for fandoms that no one wanted content for. I don’t care who you are; I will beat ass in the name of friendship DM For Age! She/Her
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snzysimper · 4 hours ago
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Happy birthday, Duane.
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snzysimper · 4 hours ago
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Reblog if you want Asks/Messages from your followers in your inbox
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snzysimper · 2 days ago
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Uugh don’t tempt me 🫣
Snz fucker to snz fucker
Give your vanilla rp character allergies, vanillas dgaf
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snzysimper · 4 days ago
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Waaay ahead of u buddy
Snz fucker to snz fucker
Give your vanilla rp character allergies, vanillas dgaf
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snzysimper · 5 days ago
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Btw the person who's been sending me anon hate is @mamabirbsnz. It may be mamabirdsnz tho idk they have me blocked I think.
macaw you are pathetic tbh. Also wild of you to call me ugly when you have a bigger beak than your stupid bird.
Imagine crying ableism because someone got you banned, and immediately invalidating my diagnosis just because it conveniences you.
Imagine telling someone to touch grass because all they said was "lol that crazy" in response to what they thought was a post about them
imagine sending a whole essay trying to justify your behavior and insulting someone's intelligence because they didn't wanna engage with you. Clearly that doesn't work so let me spell this out for you.
You got banned because you're an annoying, insufferable bitch, and no one liked you. We all agree the server is better without you. You think everything is about you and it really isn't. You're just some white girl with a victim complex and an onlyfans no one subs to.
also thanks for the laugh because you pissing yourself over nothing and blowing up my phone is hilarious.
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snzysimper · 5 days ago
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I'm assuming the last one is meant for the anon lol
Also I have plenty to say about it and multiple different people who can corroborate, I just don't think you deserve another explanation considering you're so delusional you sent me eight screenshots worth of rambling just bc I got you banned.
Thanks for the attention though, glad to know you're so obsessed with me that you have to send them. first the wanking in call and now this? Is your bf that bad in bed that you have to jerk off to random strangers? Sad tbh.
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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I-…I have no words
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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Yaoi
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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NAUUURR
Update: I have covid 💀💀
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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Indefinite Hiatus
CW for the text below: mentions of physical/mental illness, hospital
As some of the regulars have probably noticed, I’ve grown a lot quieter on here in the past few months. This corner of the internet has always been a safe place for me, to make friends and share the things I love. And I’m infinitely grateful for it. However, the past few months have been harder and harder for me and my motivation to create on here has waned overtime. Mostly due to my germaphobia and contamination OCD getting completely out of hand, to the point where the simple mention of germs or viruses makes me panic. This evidently makes staying in a place where contagion and mentions of illness are everywhere, a very difficult ordeal to say the least. This change in my behavior is mostly due to my own physical and mental health declining rapidly since the summer, to the point where I had to be in the hospital twice in the last 3 weeks. The consensus my medical team has come to is that I am probably suffering from lesions in my brain and/or brainstem from an infection several years ago, causing an array of worsening symptoms that have unfortunately forced me to put my education on pause for the time being. All of this has made me revaluate things and I have made the decision to take a step back from the internet for a little while for my own safety. In the meantime I will be admitted to the hospital to be in a safer environment and hopefully start a treatment and a possible rehab program. I do not know how long this will take but I am most likely looking at months of treatment. So to all of you, thank you for sticking with me until now, I will return in a little while, hopefully in a much healthier state. Thank you for everything ❤️
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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Cosas de chinos
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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Leave this up to interpretation
finding out someone from snzcord made a vague post abt me for reporting them to mods for s*ic*de baiting in general and jerking off in vc is CRAZY esp cus they called me ableist -_- like bruhh
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snzysimper · 6 days ago
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He's been here for a while
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snzysimper · 7 days ago
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One time for a Christmas nativity scene on the Christmas Eve service my mom told me as a joke that they needed more volunteers to be the animals and that she signed me up to be the back end of the donkey.
“Mom I don’t wanna be the ass’ ass.”
Im pretty sure that’s one of the first times I swore in front of my mom XXD
Do you think the “ass guy” from Saloonatics ever did find his “ass”?
I don't think so, I like to think that this horse is actually a donkey (the "ass" he was referring to). So the bandits just kept it with them for a short time at least until Eduardo and the others were arrested xpp
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snzysimper · 9 days ago
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Bro my friend spelled Thompson “Thomphson”
PLEASE DRAW MATTHEW X TREASON ITD BE SO SILLY
WHO IS TREASON HELP YOU MEAN THOMPSON?? SOURRY I DON'T LIKE TOMMATT.......
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