#so anyways i’m just a god.
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finally started penacony (i left the luofu, i’m very sad about it) and i screamed when aventurine appeared… anyways here’s hubby w firefly ! we were sightseeing w her <3
#before someone says it i already know the whole penacony story so far so don’t worry (‘:#i got most of it spoiled so i just gave in and indulge in all the story#aventurine asking us to guess a hand and i was like “right!” (bc i’m right handed okay)#and then we never got to choose ): but the cutscene starts and he’s using his right hand!#and the chip is in trailblazer’s right hand!#so anyways i’m just a god.#hubby and i are havin lotsa fun in penacony (avoiding the story n explorin instead)#happily got one of the billboards hit by a car (:<#all these jades have built me to almost 50 pity so far from 30… e2 jing yuan pls come soon…#i had to stop bc the lordly trashcan in sampo’s dream kicks my ass rn 😰#kai.txt#© thexianzhoujade
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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
#autism#neurodivergent#adhd#fun facts#GOD I’m such an idiot#anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact#that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club#or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him#or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom#no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world#sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know#and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care
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Gaze upon me, and witness my glory!
#im so tired of this painting get me out#im done im doneeee#for some reason i made this canvas big as hell#like 11x17#so i could make this a print. if i was brave.#im not tho so u guys just have to deal with it#tf sentinel prime#ANYWAYS enjoy! I hope you like it!#maccadam#transformers#sentinel prime#transformers one#oh my god I’m so cooked I forgot to add to the end of that sentence#it’s there now
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triplets! cute!!! they must have some difference between them… but i can’t see any…
greyscale versions under the cut!
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#i am number 1 triplets enjoyer apparently#i just think they’re cute designs heart emoji#but GOD it’s a pain (mild inconvenience) to greyscale them#i have to manually edit chagrin’s colors because Oops they don’t have the same values as the others!#anyways the colors for them are a reference to the splatoon testfire colors. since the theme was rock paper scissors#but i ended up changing depit’s shade of blue so idk how well it fits#someone on the discord suggested i make a daily triplets blog and. as funny as that would be i don’t think i’m strong enough 💔#maybe someday…
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in honor of the nimona movie (it’s so good i’m gonna scream and cry for the next million years) i must share my favorite nimona art ever
drawn by ND stevenson ofc and posted on twitter a few years ago i believe
do i even have to SAY anything? the shark, it’s not rocket surgery, baby nimona, the DOMESTICITY of it all im gonna explode
UPDATE!!!! GAY DADS AU THREAD https://twitter.com/gingerhazing/status/1676058949504892928?s=46
#anyways stream nimona#and buy the book#and read it#god.#i’ve been here for a year and a half welcome everyone#so glad i’m finally getting some nimona CONTENT#nimona#nimona movie#nd stevenson#ballister blackheart#ballister boldheart#my only question is why did they change his last name#i mean i get it#but still#ambrosius goldenloin#just found out this is called the gay dads au by nd#what if i scream and cry#amnesty original#gay dads au
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your older bf!simon who is, potentially, a little too practical
“simon- honey, what the fuck are you doing?”
you hadn’t even shut the car door, half in and half out with a look of total bewilderment on your face
“y’said y’didn’t want dirt in the ‘ouse, so i’m takin’ my kit off outside”
and that he was
on the driveway only in his boxer-briefs with his work gear hanging out the back of his truck
pale skin blinding against the concrete, tattoos and scars for anyone to see
out the corner of your eye, you could see your neighbours curtains shift
“i appreciate that but i didn’t mean for you to get it out for the neighbours!”
now you’d done it
you could see the way his eyebrow quirked as he turned his head towards you, something in his look said you were in for it
“no need t’get jealous-”
didn’t even give you the chance to protest, already herding you inside with a sturdy pat on the ass
“i’ll do the rest jus’ f’you”
#i promise i’m still here! i’m just busy and tired and tired and busy!#anyways- when i say my bf inspires this stuff i mean it! he did this to me the other week!#except we live in the middle of nowhere thank god so nobody saw it#older bf!simon#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut
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there’s a space in my heart and it’s just your shape 🍻🚬
#don’t worry ghost is totally blushing#god dammit i meant to add blush#im going to scream#its ok#hes basically blushing#just subtly#anyways#ghostsoap#soapghost#i’m so autistic about this game it’s not funny#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod#cod mw2#my art
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there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love
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Wicked (musical/movie) was really like “here’s a drop-dead gorgeous perfect beautiful young woman with super high cheekbones, dark dangerous eyes, and waist-length raven-black hair, who has a biting wit, is very passionate about everything, stands up against a fascist govt, wears a midnight-black homemade corseted dress that sweeps along the floor, and becomes really really hot when she goes a little crazy….. and everybody hates her because she’s green.”
#(they also hate her for other reasons but the green started it)#Wicked#Elphaba Thropp#I’m just saying that you look at the insane things Fiyero and Glinda do for her in that play and you’re like….yeah I mean I’d get it#I’d hold the god-king at gunpoint too if I got to flirt with her#‘i just wish i could be beautiful’ <- being said by one of the prettiest people I have ever seen in my life#i mean the actresses who get cast to play her are all already so strikingly beautiful. but the makeup team does the MOST#objective: make the protagonist so incredibly hot that it’s laughable when people call her ugly in the play#anyways these are some very gay thoughts happy Saturday
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anyway, I’ll keep saying until I can say it no more, but I love how hayden christensen just keeps getting to prove over and over that he was always a good anakin casting. I love that he gets to be as visually iconic as his other co-stars from the franchise. I love that he can see fans lose their absolute mind with cheer and applause at his mere presence in a SW project. All when he was once the scapegoat and punching bag of why people hated the prequel trilogy. I just love it all.
#like it’s the disney shit pulling me in w/ nostalgia yeah#but i love it for hayden#cause it’s just so wonderful to see#and how often do you see something like that for an actor?#god anyway im being emo it’s not that deep i’m just sentimental 🥲#hayden christensen
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
#fantasy high#dimension 20#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fig faeth#ruben hopclap#lucy frostblade#the rat grinders#adaine abernant#kipperlilly copperkettle#watching fig terrorize him like girl!!! we don’t even know if he’s guilty!!!!#this might just be for me but i do not think 5 teenagers willingly brutally killed their friend idk#like there just has to be some other element to it and i am very scared to find out what that was#what if they were put in a position where they felt there was/there was no other choice… like oh my god#my comedy brain is having fun but my ‘this is a teenager’ brain is in such deep distress all the time this season#the rat grinders i trust brennan to not make u cartoonishly evil so i am holding u as gently as i can in my confused shaky hands#also with the devil’s nectar i’ve been wondering why they all seem so well-adjusted & now i’m curious if they’ve been intentionally-#changing their memories in a way so that either the trauma is lesser or they think they aren’t guilty. idk#but it seems like from how gertie was talking she was making it more recently so the well adjustedness from early jy doesn’t quite add up#they could have another source maybe??? idk i’m just low stakes 4 a.m. spitballing here#there’s also the strong possibility that they’re aware of what happened but they weren’t the ones who killed lucy. idk who knows#the way you could probably devil’s nectar yourself into believing it wasn’t your fault someone died… CRAZY IMPLICATIONS!!! CRAZY IDEA!!!#anyways the bad kids & the rat grinders don’t ever have to like each other but i do wonder if at least some of those kids deserve a chance
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GM it’s Christmas so my gift to u is an older spirk doodle of them walking the err uhhh unicorn dog alien thing from tos GSHSBHA based off that one scene from 101 Dalmatians u know the one ;D ✨💫
#churro art#digital art#fanart#doodles#star trek#james kirk#james t kirk#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#spirk#star trek the original series#star trek tos#FINALLY WATCHED MOVIES 2 3 AND 4!!#and of course they. KILLED ME THEN revived me HEHEH#EXPLODING GARRAGAAAHHH GOD I LOVE STAR TREK SO MUCH!!!#ANYWAYS ever since wrapping those 3 up I’ve been a sucker for the shenanigans of the older enterprise crew#and ofc older spirk BNDBHSVA#i like to think they go on a lot of walks on the ship together AND when they’re on shore leave…#i just thought it was cute the idea of them walking close together!! 😭 and WITH WINTER COATSSS#ANYWAYS it’s 3 am I’m queuing this don’t LISTEN to ME.
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Under the red hood alternative story where Jason doesn’t go the drug lord “choose me or him” route and instead hatches a plan to make Bruce love him ‘again’ and get attached to him and then he lets himself get killed again cause CLEARLY Bruce didn’t mourn him enough the first time. It totally makes sense.
Jason, while hugging Bruce after the DNA test came back positive, grinning evilly behind his back: hahahahaha yeah this’ll fucking show him!
Except. He miscalculated. Severely. Suddenly the thought of dying is a terrifying one because his life has never been this peaceful. Bruce helped him finish his school education and convinced him to enrol into university, even helped him take over crime alley’s underground in the meantime.
Jason, while spending time with Bruce, not fighting and just existing peacefully in each other’s company, realising that he doesn’t really fancy dying anymore and his plan is effectively Ruined: fuck.
#Jason: well shit#didn’t account for being happy#Batman mask of the phantasm my beloved#bruce is just overjoyed to have his baby back#his baby that is all grown up and oh my god look at him!!#he’s on his way to have a degree!!#he’s so precious#I’m so proud#anyways#batman#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#alternate universe#bruce and jason#good dad bruce wayne
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go my beebos
a second timeloop has hit the marshall. hi this game has completely taken over my brain. i will never be the same person again. go play detective beebo i am begging you. it is a 5 hour game. we still haven’t gotten every ending after 15 hours. i’m really normal about detective beebo you have to believe me.
#marshdoodles#detective beebo#im detectivemaxxing and beebopilled. that’s nothing i’m saying nothing#anyways in the spirit of my isat lineup keeping basically everything in the tags#GOD finding refs for the outfits was a nightmare. beebo wiki you are so barebones#i know that simon definitely doesn’t have shorts but: i think it would look nice with his shapes#also aware that nina is the same height as marigold but consider: she is tall in my heart#also tried vaguely to make ángel’s scarf look like smoke?#other than that i don’t think my changes were that Substantial#i would’ve made hcs for their color palettes but!#iii’ve been in pain and i did Not draw these to be colorized. so it was just a massive pain in the ass i fear#i did take some liberties with their Assigned Palettes though!#purely just to up the contrast and add a shading color. i will die without my shading#i like how beebo and ángel’s palettes look together they are so Gold And Silver
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happy pride month here’s my contribution of trans nanami who didn’t transition until after he left jjtech and so when he comes back a brick shithouse it throws everyone for a loop. the group chat and i have dubbed this pre-t version of him nananiña. naniña for short
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#art#nanami kento#haibara yu#ieiri shoko#gojo and geto r there but they’re not important in this. they’re just being assholes#naniña u will always be so famous to meeee. she’s rly cutesy poop#i’m kinda obsessed i have so many comic and drawing ideas. both trans related and just daily life#nanami and haibara i need to draw them more and don’t even get me started on nanami and shoko#god u guys those two have always been rly important to me i refuse to believe they’re not really good friends.#shoko is thrilled to have another ‘girl’ around i think she drags nanami on impromptu outings just the two of them much to gojos chagrin#his fomo can’t handle it#anyway i also firmly believe shoko is the first one nanami comes out to. it would’ve been haibara but i imagine nanami never got the chance#to tell him cuz. well u know#anywho i’m yapping happy pride month everypony
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HAPPY GERARD DAY HELLSITE!!!!!!!
YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!
#UGH oh my fucking god I’m so in love with them I could CRY his smile :’) what a lad#he’s just cheesin#as he should tbh he literally awkward photo grins just like me#anyway I hope he has a wonderful day and that he’s happy!!<3333#I’ve really genuinely had such a great time getting into mcr this past month it’s been so fun#thank you michael romance sir(s) I love being annoying and insufferable about things :)#gerard way#gee way#jared wee#gerald wave#jordan whale#gerry keay (real) (I swear)#mcr#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#my chem
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