#skylars asks

[vendetta-if]

Texting Yvette everday, just to say fuck you lol

Jokes on you, Yvette would definitely take it as a good sign somewhat 😭

She’d be gushing to Skylar like, “Oh my God, Skylar! They’re still texting me everyday! That means I still have a chance to reconcile right?”

“Uhh… What did they text? Is it another ‘fuck you’?” Skylar asks hesitantly.

“Yes and yes, I know it sounds bad, but at least they’re taking the time to text me every day! How many mothers out there can say that their kid texts them everyday?”

Skylar’s smile is strained as they try to share their mentor’s enthusiasm and hopefulness (and delusion). “Haha… Yeah… Even I sometimes forget to text my own mom for holidays…” they reassure, not having the heart to break the more possible harsh truth to Yvette.

“I know they still care deep down… I just need to try harder…” she sighs wistfully.

But yeah, as some have said, the opposite of love is indifference. Fully cutting contact with Yvette would hurt Yvette even more because there’s completely no connection whatsoever for her to latch on 🥺😥

[halflifebutawesome]

every time i see your Alyx and Barney it lights up my day im not joking, they're so cool

OHH... thank u.... I'm glad u think so they're my faves... sniffles🥹

[incorrectbatfam]

I am curious about Steph's time working in retail. Any interesting stories about her time there?

[at a clothing store]

Steph: Your total is $133.37.

Margie: You forgot my coupon.

Steph: It expired two months ago.

Margie: Can you still try?

Skylar: Mom, it's fine.

Margie: Shush, let her try.

Steph: Sure I can try.

*coupon declines*

Steph: Your total is $133.37.

Margie: But the coupon.

Steph: *sighs*

———————

[at a drive-thru]

Steph: Welcome to Batburgers, what can I get you?

Margie: I'll do a double batburger with fries and a six-piece Robin nugget.

Steph: Anything else?

Margie: Nope.

Steph: Alright, please pull up to the next window.

Margie: *goes into the store*

Margie: Where's my order?

———————

[at a coffee shop]

Steph: Iced vanilla latte for... Maggie?

Margie: It's Margie.

Steph: Sorry about that.

Margie: You should be. I want you to remake it, and this time get my name right.

———————

[at a restaurant]

Steph: Are you guys ready to order?

Margie: Yes, I'll do the chicken alfredo, but can you do it without salt? I'm trying this new zero-sodium diet from Facebook.

Steph: Sure.

[twenty minutes later]

Steph: How's everything tasting?

Margie: My food is completely tasteless.

Steph: Would you like me to take it back?

Margie: Yes, and fix it.

[ten minutes later]

Steph: Here you go, your chicken alfredo.

Margie: *takes a bite*

Margie: I told you no salt!

———————

[at a grocery store]

Steph, putting a mop bucket away: There, aisle seven is all clean.

Margie: My baby threw up in aisle seven.

Steph: On it.

Margie: And clean up my baby too.

Steph: What?

Margie, handing Steph her baby: Clean up my baby.

———————

[at a furniture store]

Margie: I need a replacement part for this end table.

Steph: *checks on her iPad*

Steph: I'm sorry, that product was discontinued ten years ago.

Margie: Could you check in the back?

———————

[at a call center]

Steph: Wayne Industries customer support, how can I help you?

Margie: I want to cancel my subscription.

Steph: Can I get your phone number?

Margie: *gives her number*

Steph: There's no account under that number.

Margie: There should be.b

Steph: I don't see it here. Can I get a name and date of birth?

Margie: What kind of information harvesting scam is this? I'm gonna have a talk with your higher ups.

Margie: *hangs up*

———————

[at home]

Bruce: Hey Steph, how was work?

Steph: Normal. How was the school carnival?

Bruce: It was pretty good, except for Margie. Ugh, you have no idea.

Steph: *eye twitches*

[nyoaeuikhoudu]

elite force as mlp characters? would be fun, no?

Yes. WOULD be fun.

please correct me if i got anything wrong. I haven't actually seen the show in years, but it's my bsf's favourite so I got all my research through her. Hope I did it justice!

I don't draw animals very often, so it's always fun to get requests like this so I can practice animal anatomy on something I love.

as for other characters: Earth pony: Donald, Adam, Alan, Perry Unicorn: Douglas, Daniel, Janelle Pegasus: Tasha, Leo, Troy, Giselle Alicorn: Krane, Marcus

[spikes-got-anger-issues]

[wesleysniperking]

When and how did you get into One Piece? =)

Hey there! 😄 I’ve actually never been asked this question outright, but I’ve rehearsed it a bit with my sister—she could probably pinpoint exactly when and how I got into One Piece. But I’ll tell the story myself!

So, I initially had just a vague idea of what One Piece was. I used to work at a novelty store that had a section full of One Piece merch, with the Straw Hat Jolly Roger and Monkey D. Luffy right at the center of it all. I was also vaguely familiar with Nami and Zoro because, at one point, I shipped them (and, oddly enough, I still do in a very low-key, passive way 🤷🏽‍♀️). I even read a few fanfics about that pairing back in the day, so I kind of knew One Piece existed, both the anime and the manga.

Then it came back onto my radar when I watched a Japanese drama called Todome no Kiss starring Mackenyu (because, let’s be real, I thought he was handsome). While looking him up, I noticed he was listed in an upcoming project—and surprise! It was One Piece! That got me curious enough to finally check out the manga and anime. My curiosity grew even more after I saw a trailer and first look at the live-action adaptation.

One specific clip really caught my attention: Sanji (played by Taz Skylar) flirting with Nami (Emily Rudd) during the Baratie scene where the crew first meets him. That got me invested, and when I saw the cast photos and promos, I noticed Jacob Romero’s picture as Usopp. My immediate reaction was, “Wait, there’s a Black person in the cast?!” and “There’s a Black character in One Piece?!” Seeing that representation genuinely mattered to me.

As I dove deeper, Usopp slowly but surely became my favorite character. Even though I haven’t watched the live-action yet, I’ve been watching the anime and recently started re-reading the East Blue arc (because it’s just so good). I’ve tackled the series in a bit of a mixed way—half manga (pre-timeskip) and half anime (post-timeskip)—so some parts blur together for me. I actually watched a lot of the anime during a fall break a while back, which added to the nostalgia.

So, yeah, that’s my One Piece journey! Thanks so much for asking—I loved sharing it. 😘😘😘

[skylaryozora]

oh my god happy to hear you’re doing headcanons! i’d love to hear any headcanons you have for nabu (^.^)

So sorry for the delay, I started writing this post and saved it as a draft, and then my dumb-ass forgot where to look for the drafts XD anyway, can't imagine life without headcanons haha

Nabu, you say... Now I wish I had spent more time thinking about headcanons for him, I haven't really given him as much thought in comparison to some other characters, but here you go:

1. He's the oldest in the guy squad, and therefore he has this big brother energy, especially for Riven.

2. He's not a picky eater, he eats literally anything. People might think he just doesn't want to cause problems for anyone, but it's just how he genuinely is.

3. Almost the tallest, shorter only to Helia.

4. A bit of gentle giant energy, but serious and intimidating when necessary.

5. More of a dog person, but he gets along with cats too.

6. His love languages are probably Quality time and Words of affirmation.

7. Prefers heat over frost.

8. Follows a regular hair care routine, likes to experiment with types of braids.

9. He has this magic ability to make people show their soft sides (in his case, Aisha and Riven, he made it possible for these two to get along and become friends).

I know it ain't much, but if I think of something, I will add it. Thanks for the ask!

[honnelander]

You glance up as he towers over you, worry written clear on his beautiful features. The guilt making your stomach drop farther into your stomach. His hands engulf your shoulders as he tilts his head to get a better look at your face. "Hey," the soft whisper makes it's way to your ears. What do you do now? What can you possibly say to get out of this situation. You feel bad enough as it is and it only seems to grow with every passing second. Every breath burning your lungs as the tears begin to sting your eyes again. Run. It's the only thought in your head, your fight or flight instincts taking over. You take one step to your right to dodge any chance he had to stop you but as soon as you move, he moves just as quick. Having his long days of training to thank for that, his arms wrap tightly over your shoulders keeping you in place. His head dropping into the crook of your neck, his warm exhales tickling your skin. "No, not this time. I'm not letting you go this time," You stiffen in his arms, the tears now falling steady. Your hands dance in the air unsure whether to hold onto his arms or not. You need him, you need him to hold you and tell you it will be okay, but the continuing guilt just keeps building. You can feel his lips resting against your neck, sending the most pleasant tingles down your spine, conflicting with the emotions rolling through your mind. He remains there not moving, not saying anything, just holding you like if he lets go you'll vanish. He loves with such passion, it's exciting and scary. You both knew what you were getting into but you never knew you could feel such admiration for someone before. It's a first for you, you don't know how to handle such feelings that you always feel like such a burden to him. Every time the negative thoughts took over he was always there to clear them away. It only took one smile, one touch, one kiss to make it all clear again. But recently they've been coming more frequent and stronger then ever, you don't quite know what to do. Just tell him, it isn't that hard yet you stand here tears streaming steady, legs quivering, just complete fear taking over. What are you so afraid of? He'd reject you? You'd disappoint him? You'll stop loving him? That's silly isn't it. He says it all the time to you like it's nothing. His love a light in the darkest nights, his passion the flame that ignites your whole being. What if your love wont do the same for him? What if it isn't enough? Is that it? Is that what you're so afraid of? He would never dismiss you're feelings, right? His arms tightening around you, reminding you to breathe, your thoughts just taking complete control. Maybe you shouldn't tell him right now, it doesn't feel like the right time. But will the time ever feel right...

😳😧🥺😭

you’re a beautiful writer….I’m literally in awe. i’m in love with this…as long as there’s “…” at the end, i won’t think it’s finished 🥹 please continue sending me these, you make me tear up 😭

telling someone how you feel, that you love them, is such a scary feeling no matter who you’re telling it too (even if they clearly love you back) and you capture those emotions beautifully. please never stop writing…

2/3

part 1 part 3

[wreniverse]

Can your oc and my oc be friends? I think Wren and Skylar would bond over their magic plants and magic creatures.

YEAAAA OFC I LOVE MORE FARMER FRIENDS FOR MY WREN !! the best way to her heart is through monster plants and magic talk 🥳

[leeedl]

hiiii oh my god!! im like.. ur biggest fan!!!! i love ur stamps… could u please make skylar stamps from lost in the cloud?? /nf

thank you!!

YESS HERE U GOO ALSO TYSM I'm happy you like my stamps <33

[allurilove]

Yea, Yan!husband would get his shit rocked 😭

what’s crazy is after a while, I would’ve begrudgingly accepted the circumstances I was in with him but now you got the nerve to Fantasize about your EX, because mind you, he already had her so he could’ve been a Yan!husband with her! I could’ve been living my best NORMAL life BUT NO, he wanted to be a stalker and baby trap, Yan!husband could’ve left me outta this cause I didn’t even notice him, and even tho I worked minimum wage at a cafe and lived on energy drinks damn at least I was free in some ways 😭

Man the heinous crimes I would commit against this man would have me on the news for weeks and I’d get a special Netflix documentary

NOT THE SPECIAL NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY 😭

it’s actually quite simple to hurt yandere husband! Destroy his office/“man cave” (probs break a couple of his fountain pens too), take the kids, ruin his rep, and then getting with the neighbor across the street (aka his archenemy “Lucas Skylar”)

omg he would be so upset if his wife was swept off their feet by that fake bottle blond man! Although, he might retaliate by hooking up with Skylar’s wife sooooooooo

[vendetta-if]

Would any of the characters (ROs + Luke, Viktor, Yvette) kill MC for the better good?? Are they more of a “I’ll burn the world for you” or “I’ll burn you for the world” type of person??

Oohhh 👀 In general, the Morozovs all would burn the world for each other (including Jackal, who would specifically burn the world for Luka).

But if we’re talking strictly about MC then it’ll go:

Ash

Would (literally) burn the world for MC, no questions asked.

Rin

Would burn the world (except for their family 🥺) for MC.

Santana

Depends on whether they’ll end up still being idealistic or becoming more cynical.

Idealistic Santana would probably burn MC to save the world; although I don’t think they’ll ever recover mentally from doing that.

Cynical Santana would let the world burn for MC; the world has not been particularly kind to them and their family, why should they sacrifice someone they love for said world?

Skylar

They’ll sacrifice MC for the good of the world, although not before trying everything, anything, other than that.

The act of doing that would definitely change Skylar as a person forever though. They probably would not be the cheerful and easy-going person they were after that.

Probably would’ve even stopped becoming a Superhero, still seeing that act of sacrificing MC as a failure on their part.

Viktor

They’ll sooner burn the whole world than to harm or let harm come to MC (and that includes his own family too 😢). Everything he’s done ever since having MC is for MC’s well-being and better future.

Luka

They’ll also burn the world for MC, except I don’t think he’ll be able to do so if he had to kill or grievously harm other people he loves and cares about… Which at this point in the story, the only people left other than MC are Grandpa, Ash, and Jackal. Considering most of them would most likely be on his side, I don’t think that’ll be a problem.

Yvette

Now, this is a spicy one… 👀 It’ll be such a moral dilemma for her. It’s true that she’s a superhero… But at the same time, she’s also a selfish person.

And it’s also true that she’s technically MC’s birth mother… But she also hasn’t had a specifically close relationship with MC. In addition, it also depends on whether MC chose to give her a second chance to reconnect or not because if not, then they’ll end up still being technically closer to strangers than family.

If MC reconnected with her, then there’s bigger chance she would help the Morozovs to burn the world for MC (I don’t think she’ll start it by herself). If not, then she’ll simply stay by the side and let the Morozovs do it; she won’t actively intervene as a superhero.

[greenyandlazy]

I hadn't watched anything One Piece since the 4kids dub in the mornings before primary school and I honestly think I'd be disappointed watch the anime/read the manga now purely because of Sanji. Romance-wise I know in the manga/anime he's a pathetic horndog as soon as a woman steps within a 5km radius of him, but the live action? Nah, you just know that guy is regularly fucking both women and men against an outside wall of the Baratie when his shifts are over.

Like, how the fuck am I meant to get into the regular version of the character when a guy who smiles at whoever he's talking to like they're the centre of his world is my starting point?

[skylarstarlight]

HC: Jouno was honestly pretty mean, and more cold than he is now when he first joined the Hunting Dogs. Like zero respect for anyone there, ruthless, efficient, had a hard time NOT killing anyone, etc.

Like he was mean to almost everyone, and had the driest and snarkiest humor ever. Like so smart mouthed, and a typical conversation between him and Tecchou would go something like this:

Tecchou: You’re supposed to not kill anyone unless you have no other choice.

Jouno: *sharpening a knife* What does it matter? They’re criminals at the end of the day.

Tecchou: Yes, but killing mindlessly is not something we do. I understand you came from a mafia—

Jouno: You know nothing about where I came from—

Tecchou: BUT that’s not an excuse to bring that here. I believe you can be a good person, Jouno. But you kinda have to make the effort to be a good person, and that includes, *takes the knife*

Jouno: What - hey!

Tecchou: No killing.

Jouno: Kind of ironic we’re both trained killers, yet we don’t kill people. I literally went through a surgery that felt like bugs were eating at my bones to be stronger just to use it to protect other people?

Tecchou: Yes, it’s your—

Jouno: Let me make something perfectly clear. You and me are NOT the same. I have nothing in common with none of you people. We may both be killers, but I’m not on the cover of a newspaper for saving a girl’s cat. I’m not a killer little kids look up to.

This to "One's lament is nothing compared to the pleasure of protecting innocent civilians" sure is a pipeline /pos

Yeah, Jouno made MASSIVE leaps forward, and honestly he can't even be blamed for the most part for how he was initially because it's all he knew (I'm a Jouno apologist until the day I die amen)

But "It's your job" is never a valid reason for Jouno to do anything. Even after that long he still just does what interests him, it's just that their interest thankfully shifted to something more socially acceptable, for the most part.

[nyoaeuikhoudu]

okay pkay hear me out: labrats and mighty med as percy jackson characters? Who would their godly parents be

wonderful suggestion! I wasn't sure if I wanted all the davenports to have the same godly parent, so uhhh i guess douglas really got around.

here's most of the mains and their godly (and non-godly) parent. Except Alan, who was just adopted by Horace after his dad left. and Kaz, who never knew his human parent.

[wonkasposition]

pLEASE tell me abt your au please im on my kuh nees begging mon cher per favoreeee pleasepleasepreaseplease

HELPPPP okay okay i got u chat trust.

So like. It takes place after mighty med but like middle of Henry danger cuz. Yeah idk that’s what I want.

Basically, mighty med doesn’t blow up like EF says it does bc uhm no!!!! And Oliver and Kaz are still working there for a while with their powers after successfully detaining Oliver’s mom. (Horace becomes Oliver’s legal guardian because plot reasons idk I make the story I make the rules)

ANYWAY. So w Henry and Ray and the other crazy guys, Henry keeps almost DYING and Ray is like “wow. That’s not good!” And they can’t take him to any superhero hospitals because for whatever fucking reason the closest one to swellview IS mighty med. and that’s all the way in Philadelphia.

So he calls up mighty med and is like “Hey pookies could we get like a personal doctor or something so my sidekick doesn’t die after every battle 😊😊😊😊” and mighty med is like “okay!” And they send over silly little Oliver.

At the same time that Oliver gets shipped off to swellview, Davenport industries is like “hey lmao let’s start a superhero team!” So they request to have Oliver, Kaz and Skylar join. Unfortunately, because the hospital wants Oliver to go to swellview (and partly because Oliver’s not so sure he wants to be fighting villains again after the whole thing w his mom), only Kaz and Skylar go, splitting them up 👎

So he’s just kinda there now, working under both Ray and mighty med as just, a personal doctor. He’s very not okay because he’s away from his bestest friends in the world and he still isn’t fully healed from the whole evil mom thing.

That’s. Pretty much it. It’s just Henry danger but Oliver is there helping out sometimes :)