#silly little fucker

[alaritheaurora]

Was catching up on Sneeg vods and was going to doodle him fighting with bad but badboyhalo fucking highjacked my will and it ended up just being a doodle sheet of him + Chip

[frnkiebby]

today's special announcement is

...

Frank 💞

yes correct.

f r a n k~🎃

[wheathaver]

Instead of worrying about being late to book club, heres a picture of my cat.

Hello cat

[ace-modeus]

[mschelle]

The her

[sunnyy-bunny]

My favourite sopping wet cat 🫶

I just can't think when I look at him. He's too cute.

[egophiliac]

swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

[jinxedjay]

the birth of a new god.

[puppppppppy]

What did they do to you

[starryeyeddreamer21]

I think Alastor would ALWAYS have a problem with the people his friends are dating

I bet he often flaunted how close he was with Rosie to every single one of her husbands and Rosie thought it was hilarious. Those two are scheming or gossiping 24/7 which means when they talk they are standing very close and whispering so no one would hear what they say. Every single one of her husbands hated it and it was step one of their downfall EVERY SINGLE TIME

He's absolutely killed/helped kill Niffty and Mimzy's exes and men that wouldn't leave them alone in general (this is literally canon with Mimzy)

He constantly says Charlie is too good for Vaggie even when him and Vaggie become more civil but it's fine because he's joking... Mostly

And when him and Vox were still close??? Omg he was convinced Vox had the worst taste in men EVER and him ending up with Valentino honestly just proved his point

It takes a little bit of a turn with Husk and Angel because he's just equally unimpressed with both of them like he'll look at Angel and be like "Really? The drunk?" And then he'll turn to Husk like "Really? The whore?" And then decide that neither of them can do better in the most derogatory and secretly caring way possible

[crystalmethsthings]

andrew minyard about neil josten bc he was gone from the moment they made eye contact:

[inlovewithmypc]

NEW ROBOT CHARACTER 🤖

UNISERVE from Sunset System.

i love these stupid little existential robots so much oh gosh

[slightly-knot-insane]

What Long Tongue You Have

Monstertober 2024 - day 17 [ Razor sharp smile ] by @ozzgin

[ fem!demon x m!fairy ]

content: giant/tiny , not reader POV

Her priority was to eat something. Demon's day was long and cumbersome and she was really looking forward to munching something small like a pixie or maybe a small wood nymph. Her favourite snack bar in Hell, had just what she needed. A cute little fairy. He was still alive, rolled into a crepe, ready to be cooked.

"No need", she tells the chef. "I'm in the mood for some fresh fairy. Put him in to-go box."

She hurries home with her little trashing and rather upset fairy boy in the box. She really loves them all feisty - adds to flavour.

She finally get home and unpacks her fairy crepe. She is already drooling, all giddy about her meal. Fairy filling looks extremely angry (as much as a tiny creature like him can look), but then he blushes. "Your... tongue," he says.

"Hm?" she responds absentmindedly.

"It's so long," he continues, looking at her mouth almost mesmerized.

"Yeah, and I'm about to use it and eat you." She smiles a wide and eerie smile, lifts him up and, just when's she's about to take a bite, pixie squeals again.

"Please, let's make a deal!" Demon rolls her eyes, but she is curious to what the little fairy has to offer. "I'll do whatever you want, just don't eat me. I'll serve you and be your companion for the rest of your life!"

"As if. I'm hungry, my little snack. Give me another meal, as equally as tasty as you, and then we'll talk."

And indeed, he does. With a shake of his pretty wings, his magic produces food. He gives the demon not one, but many meals and snacks and deserts. He fulfills all her wishes and presents on the table whatever the demon asks for (except for pixie crepes). While the demon is eating, fairy is looking at her, watching her eat and chew. He is blushing the entire time.

"Okay," the demoness burps. "This was incredibly delicious and I want you to stay my servant. But I want to reward you for this wonderful dinner. What would you like?"

"To ride your tongue!"

Demon is surprised by the request, but also morbidly curious. She lets her long tongue out of her mouth, and the exited fairy undresses himself. He sits on her slippery tongue and thrusts his hips, humping the bumpy and moist texture. "Ahhh, this is so good..." he moans.

Demoness smiles behind him, thinking how easily she could just slurp him between her sharp teeth and eat him how she intended in the first place. But the sounds he is making and the little desperate thrusts of his hips. They are... just too cute.

She lets him climax all over her tongue and thank her for this pleasure, and demoness simply swallows the tiny amount of cum. It was one of the sweetest things she ever tried. She smiles happily and licks her lips with a different kind of hunger in her eyes.

[chryseiswriting-blog]

You know, you can tell me Andrew is disconnected, that he’s a five foot nothing psychopath with knives and a bad attitude, and a murderer to boot, but the man still puts on that silly little parking cone coloured uniform with those tiny little shorts and knee high socks and goes out there, in that silly little fish tank, and plays that funny game of sticks and balls.

And for that he will always be a cinnamon roll in my eyes.

[ra-archives]

I think LU Wild should get the Jason Todd Treatment, as in a kid who died and didn't come back the same.

Like, being revived did lasting damage to him. He has nightmares about being trapped in the shrine and clawing his way out, he's forever a tad colder than the others, his blood runs tinged blue, ect. He's now some messed up, poor recreation of what he once was, what a human is supposed to be.

I also think he should get the Jason Todd Treatment, as in he contently makes jokes about it to a traumatized family.

Like, he's badly injured, and being scolded for being so reckless, because "You could have died Wild" And he's just like, "Eh, I would have been fine, fooled death once, fooled her a dozen times."

Dead silence across camp for like 10 seconds.

"...Too soon." "It was MY death what do you mean 'too soon'?!"

[cleargladiatorchild]

One thing about SPN is that there is a huge emphisis on having disfunctional families, and things like parental issues (lots of focus on those daddy issues) and so many characters have to work to overcome their trauma with parental figures (INCLUDING SAM AND DEAN) And then the writers had the gall to make Dean treat Jack like THAT.

You know what I mean? Dean treated Jack like shit in the beginning, like what happened to 'family don't end in blood, but it doesn't start there either' huh? So many times in SPN we see people overcoming their parental set backs, and being different than their families want them to be, or "against their nature" and Dean has seen it and done it himself, so why did't he think Jack could? This is also building on the fact that Dean is the one that is good with kids, Dean is always the one to interact with, comfort, etc. with kids, and even after all of that the writers still made him treat Jack, a kid with a bad situation, like he was evil.