#for season 2 I would like Niffty/Baxter with a side of Alastor bitching please and thank you
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I think Alastor would ALWAYS have a problem with the people his friends are dating
I bet he often flaunted how close he was with Rosie to every single one of her husbands and Rosie thought it was hilarious. Those two are scheming or gossiping 24/7 which means when they talk they are standing very close and whispering so no one would hear what they say. Every single one of her husbands hated it and it was step one of their downfall EVERY SINGLE TIME
He's absolutely killed/helped kill Niffty and Mimzy's exes and men that wouldn't leave them alone in general (this is literally canon with Mimzy)
He constantly says Charlie is too good for Vaggie even when him and Vaggie become more civil but it's fine because he's joking... Mostly
And when him and Vox were still close??? Omg he was convinced Vox had the worst taste in men EVER and him ending up with Valentino honestly just proved his point
It takes a little bit of a turn with Husk and Angel because he's just equally unimpressed with both of them like he'll look at Angel and be like "Really? The drunk?" And then he'll turn to Husk like "Really? The whore?" And then decide that neither of them can do better in the most derogatory and secretly caring way possible
#I'm found familying these fuckers almost as hard as Charlie#Alastor is a girls girl#No#Alastor is THE girls girl#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#rosie hazbin hotel#niffty hazbin hotel#mimzy hazbin hotel#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie hazbin hotel#chaggie#vox hazbin hotel#valentino hazbin hotel#staticmoth#husk hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#huskerdust#hazbin hotel headcanon#alastor headcanons#for season 2 I would like Niffty/Baxter with a side of Alastor bitching please and thank you#Alastor doesn't want a relationship of his own and thinks getting too close to people is a weakness so he's taking it out on everyone else#we love a king with totally healthy coping mechanisms#everyone sees through him though#he's just a silly little guy that loves murdering and causing chaos#y'know just like the rest of us
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