starryeyeddreamer21
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Quick! Think of two of your OCs! Guess what?They're going to go on a date together! How will it go?
#the first two I thought of were Kassius and Alaric who are already dating#so I switched one of them to an oc from a different project#so Kassius and Rosabel#well I think Kass wants his boyfriend and Rosie wants her girlfriend#they'd probably kind of hate each other though#Kass would think she's boring and pathetic#Rosie would think he's an asshole (she's right tbh)#they'd probably go to a cafe cause both of them hang out at cafe's but they both hang out at cafe's for VERY different reasons#the reason for Kass is murder and Rosie's is love#he'd want to kill her sooo bad though but really she didn't do anything wrong so he wouldn't#they'd both just have a really bad and awkward time
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#Okay I put way too much thought into my answer#Alastor would sacrifice me and our team just to save himself#I don't want Valentino ANYWHERE near me#Vaggie would actually be a really good person to have on my team but the boys ruined it for her#Vox... I mean he's an overlord he's powerful I don't think it would be too bad but his emotions might get the best of him#Charlie is a good choice she'd do anything in her power to keep her team safe and she'd do her best to keep our spirits up#Niffty ruins it for them because I feel like she'd run after a zombie and get us all killed like she'd adopt one as her very own bad boy#I actually chose Velvette Rosie and Lucifer#Velvette is an overlord so she's powerful and I don't think she'd get us all killed on purpose because she wants backup like the vees#Rosie is great she's an overlord and she would be helpful and nice to work with#Lucifer is the most powerful person here so it's just the best idea to have him on your side#Husk would be good like he's a great fighter and he used to be an overlord plus he'd just be great to talk to#Cherri ruins it for that team because I feel like she WILL get us killed she'll be too loud and use explosives which isn't great for this#Emily would be like Charlie I assume she'd keep our spirits up but I don't think she'd be a great fighter even though she'd be powerful#I feel like Angel would be one of the best allies to have like he cares about people and he's great with weapons#Sir Pentious would also be good ally especially with his experience in making weapons but I feel like he'd crack under the pressure#I just don't trust Lute I mean she's a great fighter but after what she did to Vaggie I wouldn't trust her even if we were on the same side#I just don't think Keekee and Fat Nuggets are going to be helpful in an apocalypse situation Razzle? absolutely he's a dragon#but the others food at best and I would be too sentimental to eat them so it just wouldn't work out
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Special by Ashnikko
I've been obsessed with her lately lol
@justawasteoftime112233 @bookworm-fangirl1 @speakofthedebbie
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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Thanks for all the love on my Emolly/Heavenly Spider/Webbed Halo stuff!! Gosh I wish we had more shippers. The girls are just too adorable together.
Ofc! I love them together so much they really are adorable. I'm hoping that Molly gets officially introduced in the next season so more people start shipping them because I'm dying for more fan work of them!!!
#I cannot draw at all but I've been trying to think of something to write about them#I am working on something that has them as a background ship but they deserve to be the center of attention#these two truly mean everything to me#they're so perfect for each other#emily hazbin hotel#molly hazbin hotel#emolly#heavenlyspider#webbedhalo#ask
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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
PLSSSSS
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@bookworm-fangirl1 @agentofanarchy110 @arsonists-posts @rubyrosevalentine and anyone else who wants to join :)
Tag game: make yourself as a little guy
Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus
Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙
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Alright it's aro week and I saw a couple Valentine's day posts about people's favorite rare pairs so welcome to my favorite PLATONIC rare pairs and my barely thought out explanations on why I'm obsessed with them
Vaggie and Husk: I actually have a post about them somewhere deep in my blog and I stand by it like I love them and need them to be besties
Alastor and Cherri: I feel like their chaotic energy would bounce off each other in the worst possible ways. I think they'd go out together and vandalize the vees warehouses and billboards and shit. They would also be super mean to each other like they would be SO bitchy, which is hard for Alastor cause he's supposed to be a gentleman but Cherri insults him so much that he gives in almost immediately. Also they would HATE each other's music it would be so funny.
Rosie and Vox: I know they have history I just know it. They had to have at least known each other because of Alastor and I bet they became great friends because of it. But then Vox and Alastor having their falling out!!! And Rosie trying to keep in touch but Vox was just never the same after what he went through with Alastor!!!! And they started to drift apart!!! And so Vox accuses her of siding with Alastor!!! And so now Vox is bitter and Rosie is just sad and misses the way things used to be!!!!! Ugh guys I can't with them they're my roman empire istg
Vaggie, Clara, and Odette: I just want them to be sisters. Carmilla just shows up one day with Vaggie and Clara and Odette just have to deal with a new sister. They all get along great and Vaggie gets some friends that aren't also friends with Charlie. I mean I love chaggie with all my heart but Vaggie needs a life outside of being Charlie's girlfriend.
Molly and Lute: It's just something about Molly growing up in a Mafia family surrounded by violence and Lute being born and bred for violence (at least with the headcanon that the exorcists are heaven born) and Molly managing to free herself from it but Lute never getting that chance. Molly can understand Lute in a way a lot of other people in heaven can't and maybe she can even help her. Plus the whole drama of Lute killing sinners which could include Molly's entire family and Lute knowing that Molly would be upset with that so it's the fear of hurting Molly raging a war against what Lute was taught her entire life to believe. It's a good thing Molly doesn't know about the exterminations 👀
Lilith and Adam: They're the kind of friends that are judging each other 24/7 and honestly just kind of mean. You wonder why they're friends and then you see someone insult one of them and the other freaking the fuck out. They spend all of their free time together gossiping about things that are none of their business and going into way too much detail about their sex lives. Adam makes fun of Lucifer and Lilith makes fun of Adam for not bagging Lucifer. Whether or not Adam actually wants to fuck Lucifer is unknown but Lilith will make fun of him for it until the day she dies.
Velvette and Angel: The thing about these two is that they could never work out. They'll never actually become friends because of their situation. Velvette will always look down on Angel and Angel will always be bitter about Velvette's life but I can imagine this weird kind of acquaintance relationship that could've been friendship if they were in another world. I'm sure Velvette has had to dress Angel before, she'd have to design him clothes and size them so they'd be spending time together. I bet it started with silence but both of them will get sick of it eventually and have some sort of conversation. They warm up to each other, at least when it's just them. Velvette and Angel will make eye contact and roll their eyes at Valentino and Vox's various antics and they realize they don't hate each other like they thought they would. They'll never hang out outside of work, they'll never be real friends, but hey at least one of the vees doesn't want to see Angel dead or seriously injured and strangely that's enough for them.
Well this is all I can think of for now. If you want more thoughts on any of these pairings just ask because I will gladly yell about them.
#special shout out to a couple pairs that I decided didn't make the cut for this post#Rosie and Velvette: honestly I like them as an actual ship to so I didn't add them (specifically them and Carmilla)#Velvette and Alastor: I've already seen posts about their friendship so I thought eh#Lucifer and Angel: I don't think about them too much I just want them to talk about kinky shit together cause I think they both deserve tha#these friendships mean everything to me#I want to write about them but I literally don't know what the fic would be about#I just want them to spend time together 😭#hazbin hotel#platonic ships#vaggie hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#cherri bomb hazbin hotel#rosie hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel#clara hazbin hotel#odette hazbin hotel#molly hazbin hotel#lute hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#I'm chewing on these pairings#I'm biting them#I'm fusing myself into them#I am now one with them#aromantic#aro#aro week#I love me some doomed friendships if you couldn't tell
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I only have 500 posts??? Are you sure????
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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS
Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.
#a pussy that is also a wifi hotspot...#I fucking wish#like could you imagine#it's so convenient#quick question...#could someone else connect to it?#what are the rules of a pussy hotspot
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I need you all to know that in my mind Emily and Molly are girlfriends and they go on cute little picnic dates and they sing together all the time and Molly is the only winner in heaven to know about the exterminations because Emily was so upset and she couldn't hide something that big from the person she loves the most and also as soon as Emily saw Angel she knew who he was and now she'll do anything to reunite Molly with her long lost twin
No one ever talks about this ship but I love them so much and think about them all the time so I've decided to spread my propaganda
#do other people even ship this?#I mean y'all have to be out there somewhere this is a huge fandom#nothing ever goes unshipped so where are you#do they have a ship name?#someone needs to either tell me what it is or help me come up with one#hazbin hotel#emily hazbin hotel#molly hazbin hotel#hmmm now I'm trying to think of ship names#seraphspider?#spiderwings?#we don't actually know anything about Molly I just have my own headcanons so all I've really got is spider lol
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Wrote a new thing!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63070261
Adam just wanted to get dirt on Lucifer, that's it. He was not expecting to watch Lucifer masterbate and he definitely wasn't expecting Lucifer to say his name. This really wasn't the plan... so why doesn't he mind?
#hazbin hotel#adamsapple#hazbin hotel fic#hazbin hotel fanfiction#fanfic rec#fanfic#my fic#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#adam hazbin hotel#smut
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Happy Valentines Day!!! Have some more doodles of Lucifer in his valentine merch outfit with 🍐🍎/🎸🍎/📻🍎
#*points* SLUT#My top 3 Lucifer ships in one post AHHHH#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#lucilith#radioapple#adamsapple#hazbin hotel fanart#reblog
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MY WIFE ARRIVED

HE'S BEAUTIFUL
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Wow their honeymoon is really long! I wonder why... Probably because they love each other so much :)
#askjdbdioshsv sorry 😭#I'm laughing really hard rn#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#lilith hazbin hotel#lilith morningstar#lucilith#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes
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I need Lilith to be introduced next season and Lucifer and Lilith to be together and not divorced and happy so that next year we get lucilith Valentine's day merch
This is all I want in life you guys don't even understand
#ow holy shit I just got a cramp so bad I thought I got turned inside out#ANYWAY#they make me so happy and I'm so scared for canon#because in my mind Lilith needs to be in heaven to keep Charlie and the hellborns safe cause it was part of the deal#and Lucifer knows she's there#and they miss each other every single day#BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER#and also Lilith isn't evil she's very nice and sophisticated but a little silly too like her husband and daughter#this is the world I choose to live in because I have no proof that it's not true#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#lilith hazbin hotel#lilith morningstar#lucilith
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This is the dumbest thing I've ever made goodbye
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