starryeyeddreamer21
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@panwithastupidplan Yeah I'm tagging you in vampire posts now but you brought this on yourself ❤️❤️❤️
thinking again about vampirism as disability
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I just saw a video of a girl that got fast food for her and her boyfriend but tied his straw because he pissed her off and my immediate thought was radioapple
Alastor would tie Lucifer's straw for no reason like he would do it simply because Lucifer got fast food in the first place (and ofc because he's a petty bitch who likes to fuck with other people's emotions)
Lucifer learns a lesson that day. If you get fast food instead of eating Alastor's homemade cooking he will give you a mental breakdown in response.
#petty bitch Alastor supremacy#poor Lucifer was just craving a big mac and Alastor decided psychological warfare was the answer#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#radioapple#genuinely though if someone did this to me I WOULD have a mental breakdown#I do not have the emotional stability to be able to deal with someone tying my straw
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I can't take Lucifer giving birth to Charlie seriously just because of how I imagine Angel specifically reacting
Lucifer: When I birthed Charlie-
Angel: Are you fucking kidding me?!?!
Lucifer: Excuse me?
Angel: So you a man-
Lucifer: Well-
Angel: Can get pregnant by a woman but when I try to get HUSK pregnant-
Husk: OKAY-
#he wants that cat pregnant TRUST#just trust and believe you guys#TRUST AND BELIEVE#Angel could be the weirdest boyfriend if you just let him#hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#huskerdust#also I love them interacting like Lucifer and Angel have the potential to be so funny#and then with Husk in the background just because 😭 this is a peak dynamic to me
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one thing I appreciate about many of us Vox enjoyers is that we all collectively saw, like, a total of 10 minutes of this guy and immediately went "oh he is PROJECTING his masculinity hard he's definitely insecure about it we absolutely gotta make him come to terms with that" in our own ways
#Me watching radio killed the video star: Okay so the pathetic tv guy is in love with Alastor and is definitely NOT a cis man right???#Me: *runs to the fandom* Okay good#I had to make sure people agreed with me IMMEDIATELY lmao#hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel
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hiya! so i noticed my mental health has been lowk going to shit lately, and i wanted to make something to boost my will-to-live and will-to-take-care-of-myself, that sort of thing. and whether it’s my friends, my parents, my therapist, my psychiatrist, or even my girlfriend, being reminded by a few people to do responsible things isn’t always helpful. so, i’m going to see if trying one of those tumblr note challenge dealios would be helpful, especially to provide a sense of obligation to do a certain task. and obviously, i make no promises that i’ll end up going through with all these tasks, because this is all for fun. but i do, of course, plan to try my hardest to do all this
5 notes - wear my retainer every night
10 notes - take prozac every morning
15 notes - take vitamin b12 every morning
20 notes - brush my teeth at least once a day
25 notes - clean my room once a week
30 notes - brush my teeth at least twice a day
35 notes - eat at least two meals a day
40 notes - go to sleep before midnight on weekdays
45 notes - ask my mom to get my nose pierced
50 notes - cut after school naps out of my sleep schedule
55 notes - finish reading 1984 by george orwell
60 notes - finish reading brave new world by aldous huxley
65 notes - get caught up on ao3 marked for later
70 notes - eat breakfast every day
75 notes - go to sleep at 10:30 pm on weekdays
100 notes - try animating in procreate
200 notes - ask my parents for a binder
300 notes - clean out my closet tags under the cut: (these are all the people i consider my tumblr friends btw [even if we've like never talked] and if you wanna be tumblr friends just shoot me an ask or send me a message!!)
@cheeseindeed @ghostcat96 @kenn-the-roach666 @rins-batcave @speakofthedebbie @zh4rkbyt3 @vroomvroomwee @aflowergarden @lalalalalalakakakak @oneofwaytoomanyfandoms @mybirdis-theradiodemon @salemkitty5 @berrycake99 @aztrrlorbitz @groggle @starryeyeddreamer21
#if i go one more day without brushing my damn teeth i'm gonna- shoot myself /j#>>> oh god same maybe I should make one of these 😭#TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF#I believe in you ❤️❤️❤️#reblog
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Why are there so many of those character weeks in this fandom????
I want to do all of them which unfortunately means I have done none of them 😭
#like I just saw an omega vox week#I want to do it#will I do it? no#but I will be thinking about it#yes#there was also Vox humiliation week that just happened which was absolutely wonderful btw I loved that even if I was just a witness#I save this stuff though just in case#so you might get random Vox works from me#probably not but we'll see I guess 😭
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Can we just say abuser again. “Narcissist” this “narc abuse” that, and then 90% of the time people just describe regular abuser behavior.
“It’s a classic tactic for narcissists to take away something you care about and then give it back and expect gratitude” you mean it’s a classic tactic for abusers. That is not some special strategy that only narcissists use, it’s literally just manipulation. Manipulation is a classic abusive behavior.
I am begging people to understand that abuse is a pattern of behaviors that anyone can fall into, not some special separate group that you can neatly label and separate yourself from.
#I was talking with my aunt about someone last week (I don't even remember who)#and she said “Sounds like a narcissist”#and I said “No sounds like an abuser”#and this turned into a little argument where she just didn't understand the difference and I'm still mad about it
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so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though
#I have so many ocs and absolutely nothing made with them#I just like creating characters#so they exist and maybe one day I'll do something with them#but for now they're locked up in my brain
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Alastor and Rosie would unironically love LLAMAS IN HATS
I want them to quote it without context and distress the hotel guests and staff.
"Hmmm, my tummy's got the rumblies that only hands can satisfy..."
"Thats the sound of forgiveness, Rosie. Screaming, then silence..."
"Friendship is two friends munching on a roasted face together..."
"...and then i stabbed his 27 times in the chest "/"aaaaaaaaal, that kills people!"
#they summon each other by yelling carl#Alastor: CAAAAAARL#Charlie: *in tears* What are you talking about who is Carl Alastor please#Rosie: *kicking open the door* Tea?#then they watch llamas in hats and spill tea for the rest of the day#I low key want to go rewatch that shit now#I can't believe you're doing this to me
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Toxic hellradio idea
Lilith and Lucifer are married, monogamous, living together, and raising Charlie. Everything is completely normal and they seem like a happy family.
Enter Alastor
He wants power, he wants entertainment, and what's the best way to get those things? Playing with the royal family of course.
Lilith and Lucifer both start a relationship with Alastor without the other knowing that they're cheating. They both fall in love with him and they start giving him things and Alastor just rises in power. Meanwhile things between Lilith and Lucifer start to become strained.
Just the idea of Alastor playing this very dangerous game of messing with the feelings of the two most powerful people in hell. He's getting everything he wants but it could blow up in his face very easily. If the secret between Lilith and Lucifer comes out all hell would break loose but the way Alastor thinks about it is, what's fun without a little risk?
#Lilith and Lucifer have both changed so much since their fall and Alastor will play into that#he'll pray on their carefully guarded insecurities like it's nothing#he knows that there is a high chance this will not work in his favor#but he knows Lilith and Lucifer can't just break up they're the king and queen a divorce would be disastrous#so they definitely won't let the other find out about the affair on purpose#but they'd definitely find out eventually#maybe he could even be getting closer to them to get them to help him out of his deal#and if we're working with canon Lilith and Lucifer could find out and that's why Alastor disappears for 7 years#because there is a big chance he's not making it out of that alive#there's also a small chance that they spair him because they love him but they'd be beyond pissed at him#and Alastor has zero feelings for these people like no sexual or romantic feelings at all he's just using them#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lilith morningstar#lucifer morningstar#lucilith#radioapple#radioqueen#hellradio#aroace alastor
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I know a lot of people headcanon that Vox can't get wet because of the whole TV head thing but I disagree with this SO much
Is Vox overstimulated? Did he get into a fight with Val or Vel? Is Alastor's existence bothering him again? Does he just have some down time when he's not overworking himself? You'll find him swimming with his sharks
If he's missing the first place people look are the shark tanks and they will almost always find him there
He's never happier or calmer than when he's in the water and you can pry this headcanon out of my cold dead hands
#he can breathe underwater so he'll just sit at the bottom for hours#maybe take a nap he definitely does not get enough sleep so this is good for him#I want more Vox and his sharks content#those things are his babies#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel#vox headcanons
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Lilith and Adam but they're both trans and just switch names
#heaven just sighs and lets them do their thing like as long as they make a baby this'll probably be fine#spoiler alert! they do not make a baby#BUT they do fall in love with Lucifer the genderfluid shapeshifting angel who doesn't actually understand gender but is super supportive#Eve is created eventually and Lilith and Adam are honestly just confused when she cis#anyway she joins the polycule and they all end up in Hell#the end#I don't know what this post is but I think this would be funny#hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel
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#CHARLIE MEMES#charlie hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie hazbin hotel#chaggie#alastor hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes
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Listen... Yeah I have no excuses I'll read pretty much anything except self insert
y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too
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Video from @therealcodywebb on Instagram
#romance was invented by gay fanfic authors who were queer baited for way too long#it'd be crazy if that shit was real though#aromantism#aromantic
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Angel's greatest guilty pleasure is old romance movies. He collects them on VHS and DVDs and watches one almost every night. He loves everything about them, the cheesy love, the cliche drama, but most of all he loves the happy endings.
When he falls in love with Husk it's nothing like the movies. It's not cheesy, it's not cliche, and he doubts they'll ever get their happy ending and yet Angel has never been happier.
When they kiss for the first time Angel's foot pops before he even realizes he's doing it. He's never done it before but it seemed to be his body's natural reaction to kissing Husk.
Husk notices this and laughs. He teases Angel about it but when he pulls him in for another kiss his foot pops too.
Now whenever they kiss, even if it's a simple peck on the lips, even if it's inconvenient, both of them have a foot popped, because who says reality can't be a little bit like your favorite movie?
#Angel loves romance okay#he loves love he just doesn't want to admit it#he thinks Charlie and Vaggie are the cutest things ever#and he's always wanted something like it but didn't trust anyone after Val#hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#huskerdust#I love the stupid little foot pop they used to do in movies
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I'm gonna have to watch the boys now aren't I
#the boys#supernatural#jensen ackles#misha collins#destiel#jared padalecki#these freaks are driving me insane
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