starryeyeddreamer21

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I will be considering Sinsmas a birthday present and a personal attack on my psyche until further notice btw

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Characters as things I've said/heard people say

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Velvette: *gasp* ATE

Vox: What??

Velvette: No crumbs

Valentino: You're serving

Vox: What are you talking about?

Vox: I ate and there's crumbs?

Valentino: NO you ate and left no crumbs

Vox: Oh... So there aren't any crumbs???

Vox: What did I eat?

Velvette: Oh my God

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I'm infamously bad at birthdays. My proof? This conversation I just had with my mom and sister

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Sister: Your birthday is in two days

Me: WHAT!!! What's the date???

Sister: The 19th

Me: ... That's no good

Mom: Do you need to go back to the hospital?

Me: I'm not going back there

Mom: Will you stay sane then?

Me: *offended noises*

Sister: *wheeze* good luck with that

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Sending random ask! How is the weather where you are? What is it like? For me, it’s cold and windy.

It's pretty nice here like it's cold but it's sunny

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It's been days and I'm still crying over Jax and Ragatha telling Gangle she was better when she was sad

Listen I'm bipolar but specifically bipolar 2 which means I'm depressed like 90% of the time and then have a manic episode for like a week at a time AND WOW

I'm too quiet I'm too sad and I'm barely surviving until I'm suddenly not and then I'm too loud and I'm talking too much because I'm always either too much or too little and I'm so not okay after this episode

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Hellradio Beauty and the Beast AU, Alastor as Beauty and BOTH Lilith and Lucifer as the Beast. Lilith and Lucifer get cursed and can only break the spell if they are to "fall in love," which uh. Kind of means they have to fall in love with SOMEONE ELSE, because they ALREADY love each other.

Obviously they both decide fuck that, they never want to break up so they just resign themselves to being furry monsters for the rest of eternity. (Polyamory didn't come to mind.)

Anyways, the rose to signify when the curse is permanent lasts... centuries. At the very least, the sorcerer gave them a LOT of time to break the spell, perhaps believing centuries later they will no longer love one another. Except, well, they never stopped loving one another.

Then, one day, a hunter walks into the castle to escape the rain.

He drags in a deer corpse, smiling like a lunatic, and just straight up starts butchering it in the middle of the foyer. He evidently believes the castle is abandoned or something, because he starts BUILDING A FUCKING FIRE in the foyer, and just. Starts cooking???

Oh Jesus fuck that smells good. Lucifer and Lilith haven't had a decent meal since they were cursed, it's not like they could walk into town to buy spices. And stealing any was out of the question, they weren't leading a mob to their doorstep.

UUGH they want the seasoned venison SO BAD though.

"You know," the hunter says out loud, not turning away from the fire. "I can hear the heavy breathing from here. If you're hungry, come and get some."

Fuck.

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does your oc feel lonely often? what makes them feel that way?

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tag the oc who can ride a horse

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does your oc still go home to see their parents?

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reblog if you want your inbox to be filled with random asks

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"It's called a manic episode"

Me: *giggling and kicking my feet* I have those

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brother has written!

i’ve got another chapter of myth to be out soon now that finals are over as well :)

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I just start calling them bestie and they have to deal with the fact that we are now friends

@yeehawthethird you know too much it's too late for you

*A mutual and I interacting and talking with each other a lot but I'm not quite sure if I'm able to consider them a friend or not and it makes me nervous bc this person is really cool and I'd like to be their friend*

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Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes

Charlie: I spy with my little eye something that starts with the letter 'S'

Angel: *stares at Lucifer and Alastor who are arguing on the other side of the room*

Angel: Is it 'sexual tension'

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Toxic Radioapple fic idea

We all know how Lucifer feels about sinners and I don't think it's played with enough in radioapple fics so I was thinking...

Lucifer and Alastor are officially together everyone knows about them but Lucifer still hasn't gotten over his prejudice. He kind of puts Alastor on a pedestal, saying that he's better than other sinners, but still treating him like he is very much below him.

The other sinners in the hotel notice this and they even try to talk to Alastor about it because Lucifer barely even acknowledges them but Alastor doesn't listen.

Alastor isn't stupid he knows how Lucifer feels about sinners but he says he doesn't think of Alastor like that so isn't that a good thing?

Alastor slowly starts to spiral. He doesn't even realize that he starts to change to fit Lucifer's image of what he should be and when he finally does he blows up.

Alastor asks Lucifer why he even loves him in the first place. Lucifer can't answer.

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I'm sobbing

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my blorbo may not be sexually active, but he sure as hell is homicidally active. he murders :)