#shitposting theories

[thelonghairedone]

The implication of the Red, White and Royal Blue movie being set in an alternative Jacobite(?) universe

So my sister and I watched the Red, White and Royal Blue movie last night.

When the Prince Henry character gives his full name, the royal maternal part of his last name is Stuart-Hanover.

(From what I have gathered this wasn't his name in the books? I haven't read them)

When he said that I was like, wait Stuart? I am not an expert on the British royal family, but I am pretty sure that the royal family hasn't been Stuart in like 300 years since the last king got deposed for being Catholic.

So uh....did James II not get overthrown in this universe? Was he not Catholic in this universe? Was England more Catholic? Did Bonny Prince Charlie win at his attempt at gaining the crown that time around?

Is this movie secretly an Outlander crossover where the plot to win Bonny Prince Charlie actually succeeded?

Also the name Hannover has also been out of use as a English royal name since Queen Victoria died and it became Saxburg-Gotha (and then Windsor to avoid sounding German)

Was there a Stuart-Hanover alliance in this universe? Did Prince Albert never marry into the royal family?

So clearly ala the domino meme, the Stuarts staying in power leads to Texas turning to the Democrats. Somehow.

  

  Okay look, I know that seriously the name was either a result of a stylistic choice, a lack of research, or less likely but more amusingly, someone on the writing team being a Jacobite supporter, but it was fun to joke theorize about this.

[crowleys-hips]

ok i know everyone's analyzed the shit out of the Job minisode. but i think everyone has overlooked this Very Important detail, and it's this:

do you see it?

golden kermit collar

thank you for listening

[bklily]

The difference between the TWST servers after this recent March update has been incredibly funny.

[notherpuppet]

If Alastor did an interview when he returned to Pride

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason's helmet is red not because he's Red Hood but because he works with children and according to color theory—

[campbenji]

excitedly waiting for jwct to come out tomorrow and having fun because the world didn't end when i was 15 or smth

[obscuretobyfox]

No, wait, I think we're onto something here..

[provenbeat]

I have cracked the code, it all makes sense now

[dragunonov]

Hello kind tmp fans who checked into tumblr after listening to ep 8, I have jumpscared you

[hikaaa-bi]

i hear your "alice is tall" theories after that comment about her hiding her snacks, but may i present to you "alice is actually short but she has no shame in balancing on two chairs stacked on top of each other, if it means that no one else will find her stuff".

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

tdp textposts: just vibes edition

[darthpastry]

Wow YouTube. Thanks for the WHIPLASH

[iffasart]

Bunch of redrawn camp fam memes

[lord-squiggletits]

Was doing a live reading/recording of Chaos Theory for my voice class and @icedamage said that Megatron's whole monologue was him at the drive-thru in Wendy's. Couldn't rest until I recreated this image.

[arthur-lesters-ribcage]

maybe the reason john dislikes yorick/the vanguard is because he ratted john out to kellin when he said kellin's mother was a whore

[spark-circuit]

hello Emanator!Sampo theory enjoyers. is this anything.