#shit ton of cockatoos i fucking love cockatoos

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Waitomg if you're from Australia have you ever seen this funny guy

YES!! idk what they are but they're v cute and I love them

[luvredvelvetluv]

Modern cc au shit

Ok so basically, Percy and Milo and poppy be livin in a big ass house

That house turns out to be the laughingstock because we gotta put her in somewhere

Sorry to slander ur baby boy but Percy is basically those woke, offended easily,alt,furry,old Tumblr,hates cis white males, twitter people. IDK HE GIVE OFF THOSE VIBES

Milos a fucking rapper but he sucks at it he only sings British rap shit like "base money fancy clothes" or whatever

Poppy is a fucking NFT seller 😭

The crew has this shed or treehouse thing inspired by some 3008 Ikea bases me and my friend made and found

Skin-taker/thade is a fucking fashion designer and judge

He has his own fashion line

Horace is a bartender

Skinny boi and horace married LMAOO

Janice living with Milo and percy

Sea dog is a fucking cocker spaniel

This one was inspired by welcometocandlecove 's headcannons on the cc modern au in a discord chat but basically, poppy has this garden and Percy and Milo would help with. Janice be playing in it too.

Oki so Lillian is a business owner

But she ded in car accident

After lillian died, Thade got into a deep depression because he lost the love of his life and struggled taking care of auburn until he met Horace at a bar.

Calvary and Nathan are just the neighbors lmao

Jojo be a construction worker along with calvary

Rubber fishes crew be robbers lmao

Horace is one of those TikTok witches that be like "oh your a baby witch also here's some crystal healing along with manifestation with a dose of protection spell that is def not made out of cat piss"

Horace has too many fucking plants along with skin-taker 😭😭

This one is inspired by candlecovecorner. So basically Percy is one of those "small business" owners on TikTok lmao he be selling his stuff on Etsy or wish lmaooo

This one is also inspired by candlecovecorner. Kurt be wearing cat ear headphones BUT HE FUCKING LISTENS TO MONSTER CAT AND CRAB RAVE ALL DAY

hmmm how do I put this... Red Mary...uhhhh..she caused the car accident because why not, she a pyromaniac, But anyways she's in rehab.

Milo has fucking rats also his favorite movie is that one ripoff ratatouille named RATATOING

Horace has a shit ton of animals he has a Siamese cat, a white fox, a bat, a fruit bat, a snake, AND A COCKATOO BAHAHAHA

Sariah is a bar singer, she makes TONS of money because sariah slander is not tolerated

Susan is a opera singer. PERIOT.

MELROSE SELLS SLIME

in the creepypasta version of the modern au, the cc characters mentioned in the Creepypasta are actually a band, similar to Gorillaz, the laughingstock is basically a van.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA HERE IS MY ESSAY ON WHY I SHOULD BE A CERTIFIED CC CREATOR-

[cowboymirio]

They Want To Get A Pet - Headcanons

Summary: Your S/O wants a pet and adorable antics ensue~ 

Characters: Hizashi Yamada, Taishiro Toyomitsu, Aizawa Shouta, Eijiro Kirishima, Tenya Iida, Hanta Sero, Takami Keigo

Contains: Gender neutral reader, lotsa fluff, Reader has arachnophobia in Sero’s part! Crackheadery in Aizawa’s part

Hizashi Yamada - Cockatoo

📣 You guys totally didn’t plan on getting a cockatoo, or any pet for that matter. Y’all just moved into your new place for christ’s sake! 

📣 But after a visit to a lil exotic pet store downtown, your plans changed. And now you’re stuck with a bird with the intelligence of a toddler

📣 According to Yama, the bird just ‘called to him’ and by that, he means the bird literally screamed at him

📣 They’ve got the most bougie cage ever like MTV cribs hit them up. 

📣But he doesn’t spend too much time in there as you guys let him roam around the house all day until it’s time for bed or if you leave for a while

📣 If they’re not attached to Yama’s shoulder, you often find them waddling around the house, picking things up off of the floor and throwing them, and squawking at you when they want attention

📣 Sounds like someone else you know huh…

📣 Yama and the bird dance together so much omg. They do the lil head bobs together, he’ll blast some music for them and they go to town he even chirps along to the lyrics omg-

📣 He doesn’t even have to teach them words, they just pick them up on their own… and then never stop saying them… ever 

📣 ‘YEAHHHHH’ then from the other side of your home you hear another ‘YEAAHHHHH’

📣 Make it stop

📣 You taught them cuss words for the shits and giggles though

📣 Yama finds it funny too though because he’s got that 8-year-old sense of humor… you all do to be honest 

📣 But when the bird chooses to sit on your shoulder you bet your ass Yamada’s gonna fawn over the two of you for the next hour :’) 

Taishiro Toyomitsu - Pyrenean Mastiff

🍢 Really wants a pet 

🍢 But also really scared of crushing them so…

🍢 You guys settle for a big ‘ol Pyrenean mastiff!

🍢 And when I say they’re big they are big like… I mean knock you over if you’re not careful big

🍢 They’re literally perfect for each other

🍢 They’re both massive units, insanely adorable, and they for sure share the same appetite

🍢 Speaking of food, he makes sure he’s feeding them the best of the best foods even if that means y’all are making it yourselves

🍢 Not as afraid to roughhouse with them as he thought he’d be

🍢 Lots of fetching, frisbee throwing, ‘wrestling’ even?? They’re so rowdy and for what? My heart, that’s what <3 

🍢 The dog definitely sleeps on top of him I don’t make the rules

🍢 Mf just hops on up, curls up and they’re ready to go like--- Is that- is that not y’know,,, HEAVY?? 

🍢 I mean,,, you sleep on top of him too so I honestly don’t think Tai cares too much

Aizawa Shota - Cat

💤 You guys already know…

💤 If he were to get any kind of pet it’d be a cat.

💤 They’re chill, independent, and sometimes want attention. Just how he likes it.

💤 Well… that’s how he thought that things should be but-

💤 BOY was he wrong

💤 After living together for quite a while, stalking animal shelter websites for the perfect cat, and finding the right one, you bring them home!

💤 When you met them at the shelter, they were a sweet lil baby with an aloof attitude that you both fell in love with

💤 But when you brought them home… They became an absolute crackhead.

💤 Forget having ANYTHING on the tables or countertops. It’s on the floor now thanks to them. Fuck your water glass, fuck those papers you were helping Aizawa grade, they’re gone! Shredded! Positively destroyed :)

💤 Forget having free hands, they’re literally attached to his side and won’t stop rubbing against his hands while he’s grading papers and such

💤 If you’re not watching his little dude/ette will try and eat food WHILE YOU’RE COOKING oh my fuckingf god

💤 Heaven forbid this dude tries to leave the room. They’ll ‘cry’ until he comes back.

💤 ‘Go to your other parent, they’ll give you attention.’ ‘mEEEOWWW’ ‘Oh my god fine come here.’

💤 Honestly though he really appreciates when they’re down to sleep. Their purrs and their cuddles are very appreciated

💤 And literally just imagine seeing them curled up on his chest while they sleep on the couch ;; im so somft

Eijiro Kirishima - Bearded Dragon

🏮 This man wants to get THE manliest pet of all,,, a bearded dragon

🏮 He probably saw one on a movie or something and immediately came to you like

🏮 ‘Okay but we neeeeed one just look at their lil beards!! And their tongues!!!’

🏮 You tell him to put it off for a bit, do some research, and see if he still wants one later

🏮 Homeboy is DEDICATED so he puts in the time and ofc he still wants one after the fact

🏮 After a good amount of time, he comes back with a books worth of reasons as to why you guys should get one and you’re honestly shocked

🏮 You just can’t say no to those eyes </33 so you oblige and go out and get one from an owner who’s surrendering it (Because we don’t support chain pet stores in this household)

🏮 You guys can’t pick a name for them so for the longest time they’re just called ‘the lizard’ or ‘little fella’ or whatever else you guys come up with

🏮 Anyways- he’s infatuated with them it’s so funny. He spends all of his freetime watching them get used to their new habitat like,,,, all of it. It’s 1am and he’s just watching it hang out and you’re like ‘Kiri if you love it so much then why don’t you sleep with it’ (not in that way ya nasty)

🏮 HE TAKES IT SERIOUSLY

🏮 Next thing you know he hops out of bed, brings them back and puts them between your pillows.

🏮 Lil homie’s just vibin there.

🏮 You’re done tbh but if Kiri’s happy then you’re happy <33

🏮 Absolutely lets it sit on his shoulders when he’s walking around the house

🏮 He has a leash for them and he takes them out during the warmer months

🏮 Dedicates a good portion of his day to clean out their habitat when need be

🏮 Their relationship is just so cute you can’t help but melt every time you see them together

Tenya Iida - Tropical Fish

🌟 After a particularly rough finals season, you figure that Iida needs to have some sort of hobby that can help him chill out, but also has some sort of brainwork in there because that’s your boyfriend for ya

🌟 You suggest getting some fish!

🌟 He rly said ‘I’ll think about it’ then proceeded to do a shit ton of research on it because he literally does that every time you express interest in something. King behavior!!

🌟 You guys settle on getting a few tropical fish and a super nice fish tank for ‘em

🌟 He lets you name all of them and of course you have to name one ‘Iida junior’ like how could you not-

🌟 But seriously though he finds it so endearing and sweet ;;

🌟 You can’t tell me he doesn’t buy all of the nicest shit he can for their tank too.

🌟 Fresh aquatic plants, huge rocks for them to swim through, a nice ass heater, the WORKS

🌟 He’s gotta treat yall’s babies right like what did you expect

🌟 Constantly checking their water to see if it’s alright for them

🌟 He’s usually the one to feed them so whenever he comes up to the tank, they all crowd up by the top like doggies when their owner comes home omg

🌟 He finds the noises from the tank to be really good background noise when he’s reading or studying

🌟 Iida’s honestly glad that you suggested to get fish ‘cause taking care of them is such a relaxing hobby and lord knows he needs some of those

Hanta Sero - Rose Haired Tarantula

🧵 So he wants a Rose Hair Tarantula...

🧵 ‘Absolutely not’ - You, 2021 (sorry if you actually like spiders lol, if a singular person wants hcs where y’all both like spiders please @ me)

🧵 Lots and lots of begging and promises

🧵 ‘You won’t even have to clean the cage, I’ll do it!!’ ‘We can keep them in the spare room’ ‘c’mooon pretty please???’

🧵 He had to bust out the puppy eyes for you to say yes

🧵 And with that, you’re now the proud parents of a demon rose hair tarantula!

🧵 ‘We can keep them in the spare room’ your ass. He lets it climb all over him while he’s walking around the house!!

🧵 Not you actively avoiding him when you see them coming down towards you

🧵 ‘But I wanna kiss!!’ ‘Kiss your tarantula smh’

🧵 After he realizes he’s not gonna get any with his lil buddy (yes, that’s what he calls them) he tries his best to help you familiarize with em

🧵 I’m sorry but he’s trying so hard not to laugh as you freak out when they crawl up your arm

🧵 He takes things more seriously after that though. He’ll give you lil words of encouragement, back pats and such

🧵 He’s so happy that you become… tolerable after a while of you guys just hangin’ out that you can’t help but feel proud too.

🧵 You still can’t stand spiders though.  

Keigo Tamaki - Bunnies

🐤 Just like Aizawa, he wants something that’s quiet and can be independent since his schedule is a bit busy but he still wants to have a lil buddy to love on

🐤 You’re actually the one to bring up the idea to get a bunny, it’s part of a long list of ideas you had come up with, but for whatever reason, the bunny idea just stuck with him

🐤 You two hop (im a comedic genius hi <33) on over to the nearest rescue you can find, and browse through the enclosures looking for the perfect bunny for you guys 

🐤 Ok so like- here’s the thing,,,

🐤 You totally didn’t plan on getting two bunnies… But you guys found a pair that were literally inseparable and y’all had to have them

🐤 He’s already calling them ‘Our children’ straight off the bat like- y’all JUST got home and he’s already giving you baby fever UGH

🐤 He bunny-proofs the FUCK out of the house so they can roam freely ‘cause he didn’t just get these babies to stick them in a cage smh

🐤 Will lay on the floor and just watch them romp around cus he finds it relaxing and funny 

🐤 Also please get on the floor and watch them with him. Prime cuddling hours

🐤 They burrow under his wings… I repeat- THEY BURROW UNDER HIS WINGS

🐤 They WILL flop together don’t @ me 

🐤 They (and by they I mean all three of them)  flop on you when they want attention can I jst--- *cries*

🐤 Have fun trying to get up, this is your life now. 

🐤 But are you really complaining? You shouldn’t be smh 

[sourwormsaresour]

Headcanons on the type of pets La Squadra would own?

Holy shit this was too fun to make, especially with giving the pets names.

Sorbet and Gelato have their own Crusty-White-Dog™ that's a Maltese Terrier named Armani. The dog hates and barks nonstop at everything deemed threatening (aka, everyone and particularly the rest of La Squadra) and yet those two will claim she's the sweetest thing in the world. True to her name, they deck her with Armani branded clothes, either specially made dog fashion or they had a DIY done to make it look like an Armani outfit- down to the bright pink leash she wears dripping in the Armani logo. She eats the finest dry kibble and only drinks Ferrarelle Sparkling water; she will know the difference if you switch it up. She's the epitome of "I demand pets but only do so with your eyes" to everyone. Despite loving Sorbet and Gelato the most, she demands all their attention on her and she will cockblock those two if she catches them being affectionate to each other instead. Despite having a nice bed, she always sleeps between the two of them and will whimper if they kick her out of the bedroom so they can get intimate. Those tear-stained eyes always look like they've seen everything, despite being constantly babied by her owners. If Armani could, she would kill everyone.

Risotto, the biggest man in Vento Aureo, has a little Syrian hamster he called Ace. He thought that a pet with a shorter lifespan would allow him the perfect balance of having a pet but not being very attached to it compared to pets that live longer- he was wrong. If you ever come into Risotto's office as he worked, either you are greeted with Ace running around in his green hamster ball, walking around Risotto's desk as he worked, or running in the hamster wheel behind the desk. Ace's tank is an old Aquarium tank Pesci gave to Risotto that is now full of soft bedding, toys, and Risotto frequently cleans it. There are days where Risotto just spends hours watching his hamster walk around the room, eating little treats, and staring at Risotto with its beady eyes. It's gotten to the point where you can't walk into Risotto's office without noticing a lone sunflower seed or piece of bedding on the ground that Risotto didn't notice until you pointed it out. Every time Ace passes from old age, Risotto buys a new Syrian hamster and calls that one Ace. He hasn't kept track of how many hamsters that came and went so far, but treated every one of them as if they were the first Ace. He takes pictures of Ace doing the most relatively boring things and will share them with his members.

Illuso got a Sulphur-crested cockatoo named Scapino as a joke. He thought they didn’t require much attention but later felt bad when he found out that they need specific proper care. He proceeds to care for it as if it was his child. Illuso taught his bird how to speak and swear at people, specifically swearing at Formaggio and occasionally at Ghiaccio. This man will shower his bird with the best treats (expensive nuts, dried fruit, chicken bones) and has a special bar for it to perch on when they're in the shower together. This bird has free reign all over Illuso's place and wears a little anklet thing to verify that it has an owner should it escape. The two of them have spa days together and it’s one of the most wholesome things in the world to witness. Scapino will actually join Illuso on missions too, staying in the mirror world the whole time, and it provides him some comfort from his social anxiety. Sometimes Scapino sits on his shoulder as he walks. Illuso trained it to stay and hide in the mirror world so that it wouldn’t fly away or blow his cover when he’s working. But the bird will fly around in there and will watch anyone that’s getting murked in front of him with no remorse and commenting on it too. Imagine you’re dying in the mirror world and your last moment is this fucking bird looming over you going “night night, motherfucker”. JESUS CHRIST. 

Prosciutto used to be on the whole “pets are unnecessary” train but he had considered looking at breeders for the best quality dog. And then one rainy day he found an abandoned Portuguese Water Dog puppy in an alleyway and at Pesci’s insistence took it in. Turns out the puppy was bought by a rich family for their kid but then abandoned when the kid wasn't interested in it anymore. Prosciutto insisted that the dog was going to stay for one night and then sent to the pound first thing in the morning. It's been years now and the little dog is now a big fluffy good boy named Pon Pon. The second biggest chunk of Prosciutto's paycheck is for this dog; I'm talking grooming services with paw-ticures, an all-organic raw diet, the nicest beds that even a human would wish they can sleep on. Pon Pon is properly trained with all the basics and tricks, because Prosciutto doesn't want to deal with a misbehaving dog, but it will use puppy eyes against the old man now and then. He give you the best smiles if you call him a good boy and if you glance at the right time you can see Prosciutto smile for a brief moment. Had he lived longer, he would have made Pon Pon famous on Facebook like Boo the Dog. Prosciutto will also not admit that this dog has helped him get laid a few times, because every person he did bring home always got a kick out of Pon Pon.

Ghiaccio has a pet snake- an albino ball python named Bianco. Ghiaccio was also on the “pets are unnecessary” train too but mainly because he can't stand loud pets (i.e. Illuso and Sorbet and Gelato’s pets). When Risotto suggested he get a snake, Ghiaccio looked into it, researching and meticulously setting up the proper enclosure  and found himself going to a local reptile expo to find Bianco for sale. He’s fascinated by his snake to say the least, and would use leftover containers or Tupperware for Bianco to spend more money on proper equipment or food. Ghiaccio is really involved in online reptile forums and frequently debates with people on topics such as the best substrates to use, whether live rodents are better than frozen, ethics of breeding certain species, etc. He often gets worried when Bianco becomes picky and Ghiaccio would spend sleepless nights trying to get his baby to eat. Ghiaccio would walk around with his ball python wrapped around his neck or lets him slither around in his room under supervision but he mostly leaves him alone in the enclosure. There are times where he would claim he has the best, smartest pet and everyone just rolls their eyes like “yes the white fettuccine that got stuck in a toilet paper roll an hour ago is so smart”. But they let him rant about it. It’s kind of cute to say the least.

Pesci is the definition of people whose entire LIVELIHOOD is making his room into an aquarium. His room is full of strictly maintained, cleaned, and decorated tanks full of various types of aquatic animals. I’m talking Dwarf Puffers (Antonio, Portia, Jessica, Bassiano, and Solanio), Albino Gold Axolotls (Moe, Larry, and Curly), Red Ear Sliders (Franco and Ciccio), Clown Fishes (Browser, Mario, Toadstool, and Koopa), Brazilian Sea Horses (Tom and Jerry), a Blue Betta Fish named Valentina in a 30+ gallon aquaponics tank that grows a variety of plants each season- to name a few. He rebuilt his entire room to keep everything running and even had Melone help him set up timers for lighting and temperature control. Pesci will cry if you somehow made the pH level off by 1 or did not care for his animals properly when he’s away. He’ll even lecture you about bad tank setup. He's a prominent member of the aquarium  community in Italy and will regularly redecorate each tank to suit the year and mood. This is where he’s spending his cut on the 20 million lira job: caring for his mini aquarium room. He occasionally gives away his pets’ offsprings for extra money (he doesn’t breed but sometimes he ends up having a ton of baby animals he can’t take care of) and would have been a YouTuber for his fish content. Now that I think about it, Pesci reminds me of my mutual @nexter2nd. Please go follow them.

Melone has a Holland Lop bunny and you cannot change my mind. He actually had a pet bunny growing up, another Holland Lop named Echo and Grep, and his current one is named Sudo; all three are named after UNIX commands. He has a large dog crate he diy-ed to be a roomy enclosure in his room for her that he cleans frequently but also allows Sudo free reign of the room when she wants to go out. Because of his job, he makes sure all his wires are covered so his bunny isn't tempted to chew them and watches his bunny diligently whenever she roams around. Easter time is when the denim jacket, pastel bows, and flower crowns come out and Melone makes sure to take a lot of photos. He also housetrained his bunny and taught her a few tricks, similar to how he trained Echo and Grep years ago. Sudo is spoiled in terms of getting a lot of pets, new toys, and feasts on the finest veggies and delicious hay. Melone also makes sure the first thing he teaches his Juniors is to not harm the bunny. Surprisingly, he's against breeding Sudo and has her neutered. This is mainly because he doesn't have the time to breed and raise more bunnies but also he hates the idea of selling the grown bunnies off afterward. 

You know that Formaggio has a cat: the little Russian Blue cat named Sweetie Baby. Sweetie Baby was a kitten that he found outside his home. The little thing was the sole survivor of its litter and nearly starving to death, so he took her in thinking he will bring her to the shelter when she recovers; that cat now lets him live in HER apartment rent-free. Despite feeding her cheap dry food and constantly shoving her into bottles, he treats her like a queen otherwise. He will dress her up in little outfits (much to her annoyance) and often would be too aggressively affectionate towards her. Still, there are moments where she would cuddle with him during the later nights and allow him to put on one iced-out bow he just spent a quarter of his paycheck on. Walking to his apartment and even the backdoor of La Squadra’s HQ means carefully walking through the stray cats mewling at your feet, because Formaggio will feed any cat he sees. Initially, Risotto wanted the cats gone, but then he finds out the cats doubled as security when he watched some robber attempting to break in but getting their eyes scratched off instead.

[writer-loogi2]

♡︎𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙼𝚒𝚌 𝙷𝙲𝚜♡︎

A/N: I still haven't gotten any requests from anyone yet- but I'm willing to write random crap because I'm bored.

So here's some really random headcanons with my favorite banana, ( okno he's a cockatoo lmao ) Present Mic!

YEEAAAAAAAAAH!!

♡︎𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎: Read part two [ here! ] Read part three [ here! ] Read part four [ here! ]

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♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝: Random Present Mic headcanons!

♡︎𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐!! None ( unless funny stuff counts? )

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( ♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝!♡︎ )

• I headcanon that he always paints his nails black, but maybe on special occasions he might paint them bright neon colors. ( I also imagine that he used to paint his nails with a Sharpie in his teen years lmao )

• I love that some people headcanon that he's a chocolate lover, but I personally like to think that's he's more of a strawberry or lemon kinda guy. ( He most definitely eats lemons like a barbarian and is not bothered by the sour taste )

• He totally owns a motorcycle but doesn't use it, honestly he kinda has it just to look cool.

• Says things like 'radical' or 'cowabunga' for no reason.

• He's surprisingly really flexible, but he can't really show off since he's constantly wearing tight clothing. ( he's like a bendy straw haha )

• ( I remember once I read a headcanon where Present Mic can mimic voices or something like that, I can't remember who wrote it but I absolutely love it ) Anyway, I can imagine that he mimics voices, so he probably fucks with class 1-A by mimicking Aizawa's voice and scaring the crap out of them 😭

• Has at least once tried to use roller skates. ( he failed miserably and fell to the floor ) He's never trying that again.

• I don't know why but I can totally picture him using horse shampoo for his hair, that's why it looks ✨amazing✨ all the time. ( I heard that shit does wonders for human hair )

• ( Honestly I have mixed feelings on Present Mic sleeping, because most people headcanon that he snores loudly but some people headcanon that he doesn't ) I genuinely can't decide, but I personally like to think he only snores loudly when he's REALLY tired ( which is pretty often )

• Another sleeping headcanon I have for him is that he sleeps in his underwear. He sleeps in bright green boxers 😏

• Really likes old music, but he'll never admit that- ( mostly 80's and 90's music )

• He's an absolute god of self-care, has a crap ton of face masks, lotions, hair products and more. ( he tends to buy the most expensive stuff because it works better but also because he has a lot of money )

• So y'all know that he has his banana looking ass hairstyle right? Well in some nights he doesn't wash his hair and leaves it like that because he's too tired to do it all over again in the morning. It's only sometimes ( of course he does wash his hair, he's not nasty- )

• Totally random but he's lowkey a chubby chaser LMAOSKSKJK ( don't @ me )

• This is weird but I think that he's both a dog person and a cat person. But he prefers small dogs, yet doesn't care what the cats look like.

• And finally, this mans lives off citrus flavored cough drops. He sleeps, eats, breathes citrus flavored cough drops, it's basically an addiction at this point 💀

A/N: Okay so I might write some dating headcanons for ✨Presentation Michael✨, think of it as a part two for this one ( ? )

So stay tuned!

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♡︎𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝♡︎

[synchlora]

Dude I haven't heard of Parrot Mountain before, but from that name it just gives bad vibes

oh its legitimately Infuriating, so strap in. warning for animal abuse/taunting and just. general neglect.

SO. parrot mountain is a massive forested garden/fuckinnnn like. christianity-style paradise imitation out in tennessee. the reason the guy made the place was because he got a message from god to go make something honoring paradise and shit yknow. so, reasonably (/s), he decided to get a fuck ton of parrots for it. it isn't just parrots (there's other exotic birds like turacos and I believe toucans if I remember correctly) but I know husbandry/behavior for parrots best so im talking on that.

the biggest shit im gonna talk about will be the open area where they have a bunch of perches set up with a FUCK TON of large parrots (ie macaws, cockatoos, large conures, other larger species). this is what that nightmare looks like:

ID: a small outdoor space with several poles that have one perch sticking out the side and a small, conical top to presumably protect from rain. There is a large parrot or two on each perch, mostly macaws but also including a cockatoo. End description

as you'd imagine, all of these birds are clipped which is already fuckin shit. these birds are only able to stay on these perches OR be handled by any and every guest with no supervision or training. thats right! no supervision or training! there are workers that walk around but when that place is packed there is no way in hell they are able to ensure every single guest is being careful.

ive watched one fuckin video on the place and it gets packed in this area. there are people everywhere, kids in this area pulling at tails, adults agitating the birds purposefully, people picking up as many birds as they can to show off, and birds that are clearly showing signs of distress or frustration. in any one of the frames, I spotted one person wearing a parrot mountain shirt who I can only assume was staff. they didn't do anything to intervene in any of these situations (and honestly how could they have?? there's at least a 1-to-30 ratio of staff to visitors thats fucking insane).

to put this in perspective, I have worked at a butterfly house that was around the size of this area, maybe a little smaller. at any given time we have a maximum capacity of about 20 people for one staff member. and even then, people get out of hand with butterflies. I cant fucking imagine having an even worse ratio than that with massive exotic parrots that not only are easy to agitate, but also can actually do a fuck ton of harm.

and then there's the nursery.

they not only keep these birds in awful conditions, they breed them to get even more quick cash. these babies are in open tubs for visitors to freely grab at them, hold them, harass them. in the video I watched, most of these people were kids grabbing the birds. parents don't give a shit, the staff doesn't stop them, its just a fucking mess.

you get people grabbing these babies and passing them around like its nothing. I cannot fucking imagine the mortality rate at this place (and frankly, i don't understand it from the money POV, because its clear based on their pricing of these baby birds that this is the only reason they breed their animals). oh yeah I forgot to mention, the babies are not to repopulate the park. they're to sell to visitors. yknow, when you just visit a zoo, see all the cool animals, and buy one for your kid after you're done right? NO. because that is irresponsible as shit and there's a reason reputable zoos don't fucking do that.

oh and you know where these birds came from? you know where this motherfuckin shithead of a founder got a lot of them, what the park was founded on? wild caught birds. he says he's loved birds since he was a kid, so reasonably (/s) he traveled around the world and collected nestlings to take back home. and he proudly proclaims and shows off the first scarlet macaws that founded the park, all baby birds he took from natural habitats in Honduras. this place is founded off of wild caught birds, and the other birds there are part of the parrot trade that this park only fuels. he claims they're good companions and pets, and actively encourages folks to constantly get these birds. he claims that the "bad stories" of pet parrots are the minority when that is easily fuckin disproved.

its just. a fucking infuriating place. the owner doesn't know shit about the birds, the animals are living awful lives where they are overstimulated and constantly being grabbed at, and it's all a cash grab in the end.

Don't support parrot mountain.

[goatbi]

prompt: pets for the whole family (at least what pets they'd theoretically have)

Alright this is gonna be another headcanon lists so here we go babie! The first couple I have already given pets so they don’t have as long as answers 

Tommy: He has Sunkist and he is very content with just having Sunkist! If he were to get another pet, however, it would probably be a bird of some kind, like a bare-eyed cockatoo! 

Gordon: He gets Fanta! He’s like Sunkist, but a German Shepard, and a bit smaller than Sunkist, so that he’s a more manageable size for Gordon! (revealed in A Cry For Help, but def canon in all my works post black mesa because I love him) 

Darnold: She has a lil rat named King, and I’m debating for her to have a second rat! Probably named Queen! Cause why not! Rat tyme babey, they’re v v cute I love them (revealed in Affection, Rats and Dogs, still canon in all my works) 

Bubby: He has a cat named Dr. Feelgood! I bounced around the idea of what kind of cat, but I like the idea of Dr. Feelgood being a black sphynx, and she is absolutely lovely (revealed in Dr. Feelgood, but again, canon in all my works post black mesa <3)

And now it’s time for the people who DON’T have a pet yet but deserve one. 

Coomer: It gets fish! I like to think that Coomer has an entire fish tank, like those really elaborate ones, with a fuck ton of fish all set up, and it’s the main accessory to their living room, just a big ol fish tank with a bunch of fish, and Dr. Feelgood sits and watches them sometimes, but she’s a good kitty and doesn’t try and get at them, just likes to watch them. Coomer is very careful about their care as well, very precise and meticulous about keeping everything clean and all the fish healthy. In another tank, Coomer keeps a few axolotls too, cause he really likes them. He has a pair of fireflies (axolotls who have had their tails switched while in the embryonic stage) and I feel like he’d have a third? But I dunno what kind so :/ 

Benrey: Okay so! Reptiles! I’m thinking either a snake or a bearded dragon. Or both. I feel like, after a period of time taking care of one, I think starting with the snake, Gordon would feel more comfortable have more reptiles in the house, and also with Benrey taking care of animals. I think Gordon doesn’t really... like snakes? But isn’t scared of them or anything, so he’s fine with Benrey having a snake. Benrey would also get a bearded dragon, and then, with the two of them, he’d have his own little room that is warm as shit, because of the heat lamps, and he’d vibe in there with them a lot, sometimes venture out with his snake around his neck or carrying his beardie. 

G-Man: G-Man doesn’t really? like animals? There is an exception made for Sunkist, which is basically the meme of ‘no pets allowed in the building... i’ll make an exception for her because she looks very polite’, but it’s G-Man at Tommy bringing home puppy Sunkist. So G-Man doesn’t really like pets. You know what G-Man does have? Plants. So many plants. G-Man has a garden. 

Forzen: Okay, Forzen is giving me vibes of having had a childhood dog, and got really really attached to him? And then when the dog died of old age, Forzen was super heartbroken about it, and thus hasn’t gotten a new pet since then. If they were to get a pet, I think it would be another dog, the same kinda that they used to have, which I think was something small? I dunno what exactly, but smaller than Fanta or Sunkist. 

[taetaesbaebaepsae]

BTS as FWB

Maknae Line

Warnings: smut, angst, fluff, alcohol tw

Word Count: 2,585

Taehyung (V)

Look, in his mind you're his gf he doesn't understand fwb

He likes you so much and when you suggest an arrangement he's stoked but really he just thinks you're dating

You are definitely the one who's afraid of commitment this boy would marry you in a month if you were down

So many pet names: baby, honey, Jagiya, beautiful, darling you wonder if he knows your actual name

Confused puppy "I can't text you so much? But we have a thing."

"Not a serious thing."

Pouty boi

Sweet in bed, generous lover, will eat you out for HOURS if you'd let him (you find out real quick about his oral fixation)

You absolutely know he will freak if he knows you're seeing someone else

He takes it a lot better than you thought

He's just kinda quiet, nodding

"You can see other people too, you know."

"Sure, sure." He waves you off.

He's not usually the jealous type but since things are certain between you he is salty

Oh boy the first time you have sex after he finds out

IT'S ON

Rough, pulling your hair, dirty talk in his deep ass voice, marks all over your neck, chest, thighs

You: shook. Your panties: flooded

A little cocky afterward when your legs are still shaking he leaves, which is way unusual he usually stays to cuddle

He's only obviously mad about it if he finds out you're going on actual dates with some guy

Gets STUPID drunk with his friends

They definitely text you to warn you he's feeling some type of way

Crying on your voicemail at 2am

Ubers to your house

"Is he here?" Looking around your place suspiciously

So sloppy drunk omg

Like falling down drunk you gotta all but carry his heavy ass to the bed

You can't help but stroke his hair after he pukes in your wastebasket he's so pitiful

Babbles incoherently about how amazing you are

"You know I'm in love with you, right?"

Will literally break your heart by being the sweetest boy alive

When you wake up the next morning though he's goneBarely responds to your texts

Starts calling you y/n instead of pet names so you know he's pissed

Says petty shit like "Aren't you busy with your bf?" When you ask to hang out

Turns on a dime bc he feels pathetic for liking you so much when you obviously don't care. His pride is hurt

Definitely tries to make you jealous when you end up at a mutual party

All over this girl, making out with her in the kitchen

You act unaffected (you are not)

You end up drunk af and dirty dancing with Hobi when Tae snatches your arm and hauls you to an empty bedroom

Passionate kissing, he's trying to show you what you're missing

He's still mad but he's drunk enough to be honest

"Why him? Why won't you date me? You know how I feel about you."

You tell him you're scared, girls are all over him just look at that bitch from earlier

"I only did that because you broke my heart, Jagi."

When you finally tell him you love him too he is the happiest boy

Boxy smile for days

Will propose to you after three months max

Jimin

He doesn't know you that well when you suggest an arrangement but you're hot and nice and he's a busy man so he's all for it

He falls in love with you about 30 seconds after you start hanging out regularly

He's ALL talk, when you finally get him alone in your bed he's shy, blushing when you touch him

Takes him a while to get comfortable with you but oh man when he does

Also a switch look he's the switchiest switch to ever switch next to Hobi

You get whiplash bc one minute he's begging you in whiny moans to let him inside you and the next minute you're begging him to let you come

Such a tease, oh my God

Foreplay for HOURS

Will just ever so lightly run his fingers up and down your legs while you're doing Netflix and chill

Stops just when you get worked up giving you a sheepish grin

Mostly teases you until you jump his bones

But gets so whiny when you do it to him (he loves it)

You walk around in booty shorts and no bra but won't let him touch you and he's SALIVATING

He is always touching you, in private or public he lives for skinship

It makes him shiver when you reciprocate though, just a hand in the hair at the nape of his neck and he's hard

You love doing that to him when you're out to lunch or watching Game of Thrones with the boys and he gives you such an evil eye

Y'all fucking everywhere, all the time

Once he gets comfortable with you this boy will not stop

You have very little time for anything else when he's not physically there he's sending you sexts and pics of his abs

Brags about you to literally everyone, his friends, his mom, strangers on the street

He will literally put "it's complicated" on his FB relationship status

BTW you're all over his social media everybody knows what's up

tons of pictures together

His phone background is a selfie of him kissing you

Begs for nudes on the daily until you send him a bunch while he's at dance practice and he opens it when Tae is standing behind him, getting a free show

Jimin is big mad when Tae lets out a low wolf whistle

Will definitely not so playfully wrestle him to the ground if he keeps it up

Never asks you for nudes again but saves the ones you send to use when youre unavailable

Is the happiest boy ever when you call him a pet name like "Jiminie" or "baby"

Huge flirt when he's drunk but always makes his way back to you

God help you if you show even the slightest bit of attention to another guy (guy, girl, pet, houseplant) when he's around

The poutiest jealous baby in the world

He's had feelings since day one and everyone knows but he's too insecure to actually say it

When you blow him off to hang out with another guy he's a MESS, similar to Tae

He is literally crying in the club when the guys take him out to cheer him up

One drop of alcohol and he drunk dials and texts you but this time it's bad

His friends have to physically take his phone bc you're not answering and he's getting more and more drunk

When you finally call back after you get home a very exasperated Namjoon all but carries Jimin to your apartment. "You did this. He's your problem now."

Namjoon doesn't like you much already bc he knows how Jimin feels about you and he's d o n e

Jimin almost knocks you to the ground throwing his arms around you, smelling like a bottle of tequila, sloppy kisses

"Jimin what the fuck-"

"I missed you, baby. Where you been?"

"Jimin I told you I was hanging out with Chanyeol-"

Suddenly his drunk ass remembers why he's such a mess

He's not even mad at first this insecure baby just asks you ten million questions

He'll start casual but he's fucked up so it isn't long before the questions turn

"Did you have fun?"

"Sure, we-"

"Is he better looking than me? Did he fuck you better? Is he bigger than me? Why won't you answer me?"

You have to force him to the bedroom and then he refuses to get on the bed

"I'm not sleeping where you fucked someone else."

"Oh my GOD, Jimin, I didn't-"

"You didn't fuck him?"

"Not here, I didn't!" You're exasperated by this point he is being so difficult

But then you see his pouty bottom lip trembling

"Jimin, are you crying?"

Well if he wasn't before he is now (we all know this soft baby boy)

You end up holding him all night thinking that when he wakes up he'll calm down and be embarrassed you are no stranger to crying while you were fucked up

Jokes on you he's still crying when you wake up the next morning, clinging to you like a koala bear

"I know I'm not enough for you baby but I can't take it when you're out with other guys!"

You spend an hour praising him and telling him he's definitely enough and he preens like a goddamn cockatoo (this boy's praise kink is a mile wide we all know)

You tell him how good he is and he fucks you into next week before he's clinging to you all over again

"Tell me you won't do that again, baby. Tell me you're only mine."

You give in bc he's so fucking adorable and tell him you'll think about it

He's persistent af

Every morning you crack open one eye and read "how about now?" from his needy ass

You finally text back "FINE" after three days

He shows up at your door with flowers and a big grin

He's cute or whatever

Maybe you're in love

Jungkook

You really have to talk him into this arrangement

You had hooked up with him at a party after you'd been friends for a couple of weeks and you may or may not have been thirsty

But he's hesitant

"This shit never works out well. Someone always gets hurt."

You're all whiny like "I'm a big girl I won't catch feelings get over yourself."

He just tucks his tongue into his cheek bc he's not worried about YOU catching feelings

Low-key a soft boi

You basically just sext him and send him nudes to appeal to his hormones and it works

About a week after you talked about it he comes to your place after the club

At first you only fuck when he's been drinking it's a guarantee that you're getting the D when he's had a drop of alcohol

I've said this once and I'll say it again put it on my gravestone

Jeon Jungkook is NOT A DOM

He's not a sub either but he is not having a daddy kink you'll have to find that shit in porn ok

At first even when he's shitfaced he's hesitant with you, asking permission before he touches you

Good Lord this boy loves getting head

Seeing you on your knees is his ultimate weakness

And he will ALWAYS reciprocate

And fuck you right after bc he's up again in ten minutes

Look I know I said he's not a Dom but he loves the way you look with come on your face

You've never had a guy be so fucking sweet to you right after saying the dirtiest shit

He'll bring you a towel and wash your hair if he's missed the aim

He hasn't been with many girls and nobody long term

So after a few weeks he learns your body and he will fuck you everywhere

On the kitchen table

Bent over the couch

Once in the elevator of your apartment

He gets so hard when you tease him and won't let him touch you it's ridiculous

He ain't too proud to beg, that's for sure

Low-key loves to cuddle but won't initiate it

Is not shy about asking for sex will be like "Wanna fuck?" after you get done eating burritos or something

He doesn't stay the night until after one night when you both were really drunk after the club and he was too hungover to leave

You took care of him and bought him greasy food and watched him play Overwatch

He kept meaning to leave but you were so sweet and cute

Next thing he knows you're riding him on your bed and it's really during sex that he realizes he's fucked, in more ways than one

You flip your hair back and brace your hands on his chest and you just look so beautiful and he's like oh no

He leaves right after but you shrug it off since he's been so hungover

But then he's shady and rarely texts you for a couple weeks

You're starting to think he's found a girl he likes bc he's been out a lot according to his friends

He's partying his troubles away

He does NOT want to tell you he's caught feelings especially since you had to literally talk him into this

And the more he's around you the more he wants to cuff you so he avoids you and fucks around, trying not to compare every girl to you

You're the first girl he's been with more than a handful of times and he is Jungshook at the possibility that he's fallen in love

He's a dick to his friends, snapping at them about nothing bc he misses you

"God, just call her already." Jimin fumes after he bites his head off for leaving dishes in the sink.

Jungkook shakes his head.

"I saw her out with her friends the other night, you know."

Jungkook sets his jaw but otherwise doesn't react

"Ok, but she's too hot to wait forever."

Jungkook shrugs but he starts going to bars you might frequent, telling himself he wasn't looking for you

You do start going out with other guys, since the arrangement seems over and you were never exclusive anyway

You're making out with a guy after a wild night with your girlfriends and while he's kissing your neck you see Jungkook over his shoulder, staring at you, beer in hand

He. Looks. Livid.

You shrug it off as male ego and end up taking the guy home

When you look at your phone after an hour or so Jungkook is blowing you the fuck up

First it's casual "hey it's been a while wyd"

"who's the nerd?"

"u up?"

"let me come over"

You know he's still drinking when at 5am he texts you "wake up I miss you"

He shows up looking a whole mess just as the guy is leaving

He smells like a brewery and he's got lipstick stains on his collar

You smirk at him

"Missed me, huh?"

"Maybe."

He sees the guy leaving and suddenly he has absolute murder in his eyes, literally cracking his knuckles

The poor guy fucking books it without even getting your number

"So," he says, leaning against your doorjamb as if trying to look sexy (he does) but you figure he just really can't stand up straight (also true)

"So?"

"Did you fuck that loser?" He's got his tongue working his cheek again.

"Oh, so now you're talking to me again and that's the first thing you ask? You jealous, Kookie?"

He grabs you suddenly and pulls you into his arms and now he's not trying to be tough anymore

He kisses your shoulder

"Yeah, I'm jealous."

"Why?"

He pulls away and kisses you real sweet

"Maybe I like you."

"Yeah?" You need more than that.

"A little."

"Uh huh. Well he said he liked me a lot so maybe I'll call him-"

He grabs you around the waist and kisses you harder this time

"Don't you dare," he growls.

He puts his forehead to yours.

"Maybe I love you."

"Why didn't you just say that? Maybe I love you too, dork."

Sweetest bunny smile

Jungkook is the world's best boyfriend, don't @me

[pwnyta]

Guess Imma post a bunch of /Toshi doodles today. Theres a shit ton of them under the ‘KEEP READING’ some/most/all may not be that easy to read. Mostly its shippy but sometimes Dad!Might. We all live happily ever after.

You know the drill.

Aizawa has like 3 close friends and theyre all godless heathens... so he goes to All Might (amateur dad) to watch his new horned albino daughter.

It doesnt work out.

Speaking of Aizawas godless heathen friends.

Mic died that day. Killed in his prime by a demon slayer. Local thot Yagi Toshinori quoted as saying ‘I would indeed suck a cockatoo... or three.‘

 IDK where I was goin with this. They can raise a cat together. or something IDK.

I keep forgetting his Golden age suit dont have a cape. But he looks neat in a cape!

AM: ?!!?!?!? EH: ............. Yagi what do you think youre doing....

AM: IM TALKING TO DAVID!! DS: ??? EH:

AM: Aizawa kun... he can see!!! EH: Let him watch! You dont mind do you?

DS: ((Im not gonna watch.... Im better than that)) AM: ... I dont mind... DS: ?!!?HESDOESNTMIND!?!? --WATCHES--

Eraser MIGHT not get more than that lol.

Imagine how crazy itd be for Dave and Melissa to have to watch a live news program of Toshi fighting A41? Melissa has to learn that Toshis all fucked up from the last time too.

Youre still the Number One Hero in Melissas heart!

Still All Might to Dave as well. IDK if its his heart tellin him this tho.

Love that lanky bf.

Love that mad scientist bf

No kisses for Dave and his schemes.

Some people dont have cute sleeping cats to harass and they have to make du with their cute jumbo bf

Just because hes over 7 feet tall and is just a solid wall of bulky muscle doesnt mean he cant be a twink!!!

Toshis such an attentive bf. Golly.

That Shield is there to protect him from Villains.

TOSHIS.

I bully Naomasa a lot Im sorry. I let him win sometimes.

He doesnt get much from me... Im sorry Naomasa... but youre a villain maybe.

GT: Hes gonna be mad when he finds out he wasnt awake for a kiss AM: DONT TELL ON ME!!!!

Gran Torino tells. Nighteye is VERY bothered. He gets at least three extra kisses that day to make up for the one he lost. And thats the only fight that happens. AMAZING.

There he goes....

Gran Torino didnt sign up for BOY PROBLEMS!!!

Toshis just a thirsty lad lookin for a tall glass of something.

Sir!!!!!

Sir gets his wish to see Toshi happy... and all he had to to was NOT DIE.

Unbelievable. What a lad.

Just an absolute fella.

Never mind now hes dead.

SMOOCH

OH LAWD HE COMIN

You know you made it when All Might is a fan of yours!!!

Two righteous warm fellas!

HICKIES!!!

They sleepin.

Fatgum usually goes out to eat. All Might IS HERE!!!!

He told him All Might was a sweet wholesome fella. Probably.

Fatgum can manhandle big ol All Might. Its fine.

Who dont love tiddies!?

TORAMIGHT!!!!

Dont stare at the sun Tora you’ll hurt your eyes!

Someday this Tiger will get his Bunny.

[adarkroomandawallflower]

If you have the time, could you make some hcs for cleaning big born Warren's wings? 😏😆

Hell yeah I can! I love that flying dingus so much-Warren gets his wings dirty REALLY easily, so by the end of the week his wings are dirtier than mud-"Warren, how the fuck do you even get your wings this dirty?!"-"Hell if I know, it's probably the pollution in the air or something"-"Don't make me bring Peter in here to calculate the Physics involved with aeronautics & dirt because I demand an explanation & you're full of shit"-*groaning*-This means that pretty much every weekend, you have to help him clean his wings-Sometimes, you have to clean them more, depending on if he went on a mission or not because missions make his wings even more dirty-Cleaning his wings is a long, multistep process because they're so huge-First, you usually run Warren a nice bath because his wings & himself have to be washed separately. So, you'd have him just sit & chill in the tub while his wings hang off the side of the tub & onto the floor of the bathroom, away from the water because those wings weigh like an extra ton when they're wet & would probably break his back-So, as Warren is bathing & washing himself, you'd carefully set to work on dry-cleaning his wings, meaning you'd pick out leaves, twigs, splinters, etc. from his wings with your hands & tweezers. He has so much crap in his wings that you fill up the little bathroom trash can twice from one dry-cleaning-After you pick out all the random shit lodged in his feather, you'd take a duster-type contraption to brush against his wings to get off dry dirt/dust on the surface of his feathers-Finally, to complete the dry-cleaning, you have to pull out any feathers that are broken, misshapen, torn, etc. Warren doesn't like this part very much & plucking his feathers always ends with lots of grunting & an occasional groan of pain from an especially stubborn feather-After the spot-cleaning, you'd take a wet wash cloth & gently run it across his feathers, scrubbing occasionally when you reached an especially dark patch. You have to make sure to squeeze out excess water because if the feathers get too wet, his wings get too heavy.-Just like how you had to dump the trash can during dry-cleaning, you have to dump the water bucket a couple times throughout the process because the water gets really dirty, really fast-You also have to add a little dollop of feather shampoo on the wash cloth every now & then so the soap can settle & wash out any unseen dirt-You don't tell Warren about this, but you use a shampoo specifically for birds (a pet cockatoo, in fact) because it has all the proper nutrients his feathers need without all the harsh detergents that could dry out or ruin his feathers. This way, his feathers are soft & healthy-Now, you have to scrub out the excess soap with another cloth & a spray bottle. You spray an area on his wings with just 3 maybe 4 squirts of water before dabbing it clean with the cloth. You have to spray instead of using a wet wash cloth because the cloth with always leave soapy residue behind since it doesn't rinse out the soap, it only soaks up the surface soap. Spraying it with a little spray bottle will disperse the soap & rinse out because it mixes with the water & runs down his feathers, making for easy clean up. Also, since you use a small spray bottle instead of a shower head, you don't get his feathers too wet & heavy-By this point, Warren has to get out of the rub before he turns into a prune because this takes sooo long-If Warren is especially exhausted, like after a long mission, or if his wings aren't damaged/cut, he'll normally just stop you there & shake his feathers dry before going to bed, but when he's up for it, you'll use some lovely natural oils on his feathers & back-You usually use Lavender or Vanilla scented oils because they're his favorite, but if he has cuts or opens wounds, you use peppermint to disinfect it. He absolutely hates the sting it brings him & he also hates the smell, but he deals with it then risk getting an infection-Let's for the purpose of this hc, it was a routine cleaning so he didn't have any gashes to worry about & he was totally up for the oil treatment-For this part, you have him lie on his stomach in bed while you sit beside him, carefully starting at the tips of his wings & working your way inwards. You gently but firmly work the oil into his feathers & progressively move inwards-This whole experience is pleasurable for him, but his pleasure increases the more inward you go. At the tips of his wings, he'll probably smile & even purr occasionally-Once you reach the arch in his wings where they start to bend downwards, his pleasure will increase & he'll start squirming a little because it tingles really good & it's turning him on. This usually around the time you have to keep stopping to tell him to "hold still"-The closer you get to the center of his back, where his wings start, the more aroused he gets because that little spot in between the starting point of his wings is his nut button-You leave teasing him by purposely skipping that spot & taking longer to get there than usual & he knows it-The second you apply pressure there, he's an absolute goner-The build-up from the entire massage is so good that he'll probably explode by the time you reach his special spot-If he's not tired, the wing massaging leads to the do more times than not-Sometimes, though, you put him to sleep because it makes him so released & he feels so at peace-Cleaning his wings a crazy process, but you love doing it & Warren definitely loves you pampering himHere you go, cutie! Hope you like it 💚

[girlwithbird-blog]

Reposting this because mobile fucked it up and it didn't tag my homies and formatted it all fucked so HERE IT IS AGAIN omg so I got tagged by @xoxobun to do 11 facts about myself so I’m gonna do that!!! 1. I’m mixed race, Chinese X white but everyone thinks I’m just Chinese 2. I love birds (if u didn’t know already) 3. I have a family dog named lucy back home who’s a maltipoo and I got her when I was 10 and should post some pics of my old lady stinky dog baby 4. I really love putting sweetened condensed milk in my tea…. I think it’s a Chinese thing 5. Though growing up in a very white community, with my Chinese side most of my cooking and eating is very Chinese and my friends are like “but ur white af” and I am but not really my eating habits omfg 6. I fucking love sweets, like cakes and muffins and shit I just love baked sweet goods 7. I was originally planning on adopting an African grey. I was obsessed with those birds but then Rose kinda popped into my life and now I’m a crazy cockatoo lady 8. My roommate I live with and my best friend of all time DOESN’T LIKE BIRDS LOL. So god bless her for letting me adopt one. She hates the noises Rose makes but she knows how much I love and need Rose in my life so she’s been very tolerant ❤️ 9. I suffer pretty severely from general anxiety disorder, OCD and panic disorder. Rose has helped a ton, as well as medication and medical use of marijuana (which I’m looking more into) 10. I work at a marijuana seed company called crop King seeds! So if y'all wanna grow we ship everywhere and I’ll give u a sick discount code LOOOOOL 11. I guess I’m kinda lucky for this one, my parents are still together and they met in highschool and are still very much in love. I’m very close with my family and they’ve been my rock and will always be. Don’t know what I’d do without them. Okay I tag @lotsandlotsofbirds, @eritated, @quillaroonie, @mrcrow, @avacado-and-louie @dayswithhappy if u wanna do one too woohoo

[silver-falling-star]

7, 10, 13, 32 (and no cop-out answers like "I play whatever the party needs")

7. Your favorite downtime activity.

My favorite downtime activity in-game depends on the character I’m playing. But I really like downtime activities that allow for characters to have bonding moments

10. Your favorite enemy and the enemy you hate the most.

My favorite enemy? OOF that’s a good one. It’s probably gotta be portal because every time he shows up some quirky or weird shit happens. (I know he’s not always an enemy re: crisis core universe but point stands)

I don’t really have an enemy I hate so much as one I love to hate. And that’s Director Morrigan because ANY TIME she shows up as a villain she’s such a legitimate threat that you can’t help but hate her every time she shows her mug. Because you KNOW you’re life is about to get a lot more complicated.

13. Introduce your current party.

I’ve already done this one so I’ll copy/paste the ones that have stayed the same then type out new ones for the ones that haven’t.

The Trinity League

Androgynous mechanic who actually looks like a mutated bipedal fuzzy cockatoo. Storm if storm was a narc and enjoyed having a punny name. If the entire 90′s aesthetic was boiled down into one single person. Space hair lady with the ability to turn off mesh collision irl.

Angels of Detroit

A siren who works at hot topic. Edgelord brawler who hates shirts. If a vulture took human form and used they/them pronouns. The vulture’s surprisingly upbeat twin sibling. Guy who bluffed his way through life and succeeded. If McCree and Reaper combined aesthetics and gave it to a person who had the disposition of neither.

Steam and Sorcerers

Be gay do crimes and also sell your soul to the god of death. Pure and innocent gender neutral bird who will still kick your ass. Pint sized dad with a troubled past. Rat who can cook and skewer you with an arrow at the same time.

Ye Old Dungeons

A cleric who also punches people but just wants knowledge. Absolute bastard teifling. A blissfully naive dragonborn who just wants to party. One drow bard in over her head. An elf noble named after the capital of england. One sketchy as fuck halfling who’s house keeps getting invaded by the others. And a drow druid who just wants a buff girlfriend.

32. What role do you like to play the most? (Tank/healer/etc?)

I like playing tanks because of the health pool and the ability to do a shit-ton of physical damage, but I honest to god love playing spellcasters. Fireballs? Some good shit.