#pesci

[dicentsalve]

la squadra, but merman AU 🧜🏻‍♂️

I thought this question was a great idea until I remembered how much I suck at design

And I would probably just skip this request because hah, maybe I should suck to everyone here too???

But then I remembered that I have a note with fish species for La Squadra for a long time, but I didn't really want to implement it, so this question became a kind of impetus

So

About the types of sea creatures:

● Risotto - Zebra moray ● Pesci - Porcupinefish (Beach boy - piranha) ● Prosciutto - European lobster ● Gelato - Seehorse (see dragon) ● Sorbet - Stenopodidea ● Formaggio - Mantis shrimp ● Illuso - Sea bunny ● Ghiaccio - Aetobatus narinari ● Melone - Blue-ringed octopus (Baby face - Lamprey, BF's junior - hangfish)

Guess who i started to hate in the process 

[eatingformaggio]

dumbkillers outfit (?) my opinion!!

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW BODIES SO I SUCKED AT ITT (ㆀ˘･з･˘)

maybe i was high when i thought of trying to draw this and it looks kinda chaotic

+ saw these photos on pinterest and thought: hell yeah

though i changed it up from the design i was planning to draw ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

i ate candy from 2-3 years ago and i think im gonna get sick but it taste way more better than other ones, worth it 10/10 would maybe or maybe not recommend

[chronicallyonline101]

YOU GUYS.

ARE WE EXCITED??!?!?!?!?!?!?

I DID THE SURVEY IM SO EXCITED FOR THE MAGAZINE TO COME OUT. 65 WHOLE PAGES OF THE SQUAD. 65. WHOLE. PAGES. AND MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOME GELATO AND SORBET CONTENT TOO???? THEY ARE ALWAYS NEGLECTED

[sisterkosho]

I’m gonna be sick. I can’t believe this is real, THIS DOESN’T FEEL REAL… AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WE FINALLY HAVE FIGURES. LOOK AT THEM! LA SQUADRA NATION, WE WON!

[yamsgarden]

paper squadra all animation tests

[monkiinart]

late night squadra doodlez

[vixensmart]

La Squadra x Reader: Watching Your Drink

A/N: CW for drugging/slipping things into your drink.

Context: You and your S/O decide to go out for the night to a bar. For a moment, you excuse yourself and ask them to watch your drink while you're gone.

Risotto Nero

Risotto places his hand over your drink and pulls it closer to him. He knows he looks scary enough to deter any potential creeps from even thinking about slipping anything into your drink, but he's still vigilant. He's got a deadly stare going on, ensuring he intimidates anybody with ill intent from an attempt.

If anybody has the balls to try and slip anything into your drink, they're dead. You'll know it was Risotto's doing, too. The person will have razor-blades growing out of their eyes, or a pair of scissors stuck in their throat, or something of the sort. He commits these acts quite coldly and calmly, which frightens the other patrons at the bar. However, no one really has sympathy for someone who was trying to spike a drink, so the creep is quickly forgotten about.

When you return to your seat, Risotto will pass your drink back to you. It was well protected. But the rim of your glass is warm.

Prosciutto

Prosciutto takes your drink and places a napkin on top of it, keeping a watchful eye over it. He neglects his own drink for a while, feeling as though he might forget about yours if he indulges too much. Anyone who seems suspicious, he keeps an eye on.

If he finds someone trying to get to your drink, he'll use Grateful Dead to age them to death. And not quickly. Prosciutto is not one to throw any punches at the creep. He much prefers to make them suffer for ever thinking they could drug his S/O and try to harm them.

Prosciutto removes the napkin only after you've sat down again. He reassures you nothing happened to your drink while he kicks some dust under the bar.

Ghiaccio

Ghiaccio takes your drink into his hands after you excuse yourself. He thinks about freezing it, but remembers alcohol can't exactly freeze. Instead, he freezes the condensation on your glass and turns it into a protective barrier. Nobody is getting past that. Not on his watch, at least. Anyone whose eyes linger on your drink is getting the signature Ghiaccio death stare, which is usually enough to deter any creeps.

If someone is desperate enough to bring a heat gun or a hair dryer to try and spike your drink, Ghiaccio still has the situation under control. Unlike Prosciutto and Risotto, he won't kill them. Rather, this hot-head will scream at the top of his lungs and bring all the attention in the room towards the offender. Most likely, no hands will be thrown. The offender is usually so startled and embarassed, they get the hell out of dodge.

Once you return, Ghiaccio unfreezes the ice around your drink so you can continue enjoying it. You're astonished at the fact that your drink feels a lot colder than when the bartender served it to you.

Illuso

Like this asshole wouldn't just let your drink get spiked on purpose

Illuso is quite nonchalant about the whole thing. He doesn't cover your drink with anything, or make any moves to pull it closer to him. You worry he might not be paying attention, but he is. Illuso is confident he can keep your drink from being messed with without much stress. He's using the mirrors around the bar to watch any person who might be eyeing your drink a little too hard.

If someone should attempt to put anything in your drink, Illuso will catch them and pull them into the mirror world with him. He won't kill them, but he will rough them up a bit and frighten them. He's a big man, and he knows he can handle it if they should fight back. After a little beat down and a couple threats on their lives and families, he'll toss them out of the bar himself.

Illuso will proudly tell you about the poor excuse of a human he just tore a new one. All while he has a new drink for you, instead of the one you had been drinking. He won't admit he took his eyes off of it to beat the hell out of the person who tried to spike it, and forgot someone else could have tried to spike it while he was busy.

Pesci

Pesci goes all out when protecting your drink. He keeps it with him at all times, and never takes his eyes off of it. He places a coaster over the top, and covers it with his hand for good measure. Even given all the protection he's given your drink, he's still nervous about someone trying anything. He doesn't want you to get sick, or hurt. Anybody who looks suspicious gets watched like a hawk.

If someone does try to distract him to get something in your drink, he won't let go of the damn thing. You entrusted him with the safety of not only your beverage, but you as well. He's not going to start a fight, but he will tell the bartender (and maybe Prosciutto) what they're doing. He'll get them kicked out so you won't have to deal with them. Even after the creep is gone, he's still apprehensive that he might have taken his eyes off your drink for only a second. He asks the bartender to get you a new drink, just in case.

You'll return to the bar with a brand new drink waiting for you, and a nervous and flustered Pesci explaining the events that just transpired.

Formaggio

Formaggio places a relaxed hand over your drink and won't stress over it being tampered with. He doesn't think anyone will mess with it if he's got it. Plus, his hand is over it, so he thinks he'll feel it if someone tries to put something in it.

If someone does try to mess with your drink, they'll be caught by Formaggio. At first, he'll tell them to fuck off and shove them away, still remaining quite pleasant. If they don't take the hint, he'll get a bit more aggressive. If they still insist, he'll shrink them down and, quite hilariously, drown them in your drink. He can't contain himself. He's laughing like a maniac, but everyone around him can't really tell what he's laughing at. The patrons and the bartender are a bit weirded out, but they resume their own business, thinking he's just drunk.

You'll come back to a new drink. When you ask Formaggio why you have a new one, he'll brush it off by saying it spilled when some guy tried to mess with it. He won't tell you

Melone (the reason you need to cover your drink)

All jokes aside, Melone, as lascivious as he might be, will take your drink and place it next to his. He might take a curious sip of it to sample the taste, but that's the extent of his tampering with your drink. He keeps the glass close and watches it. Any suspicious faces at the bar are noted, but he doesn't watch them intently.

If someone tries to spike your drink under his watch, they can expect Baby Face to visit them later. Melone doesn't usually opt towards physical confrontation, but he won't sit idly by while someone tries to take advantage of you. He'll find a way to injure them after confronting them for their act. Once he's got a bit of their blood, they're history.

You come back to a very relaxed Melone, who passes your drink to you. He'll tell you that someone tried to spike your drink, but that they're nothing to worry about anymore. With a sly smirk, he'll admit to taking a sip of your drink, and offers you a taste of his to make it even.

[malama-art]

Pesci and prosciutto :P

[electricangei]

[SOME] JOJO Winter Magazine translations by me!!

[warning translations are not 100% accurate as I used my limited Japanese skills and a translator for this]

[dicentsalve]

All I'm capable of is memes

And I don't regret anything

[kujainvidiata]

✂️ La Squadra Esecuzioni ✂️

This was a lot of work. I also did as You see a Version with and without my OC Cappuccino.

More content under the cut ‼️

Also included a silly post since I needed to do that

[kewwie-pie]

I need 20 of everything please

[sisterkosho]

LA SQUADRA FANS, WE ARE WINNING

[inkedpawsss]

click for better quality 💥

light sketch that only took me what? FORTY HOURS

guys the amount of detail that i put into the most random stuff JUST for the fans of that character??

[monkiinart]

realized i never uploaded this